TiBB On Ice 3 - Masked Skater Week [The Results]

[Wizard.]

TiBB On Ice 3

Hello and welcome to the greatest show on ice - week 3 of TiBB On Ice 3! I'm Riley Bleakley-Lampard, filling in for Mitchell Willoughby, and this week our skating stars are masked in a costume of their choosing and dancing to a song from a year that means something to them! Our skaters identities will not be revealed until after the skate off, so I remind our contestants to please not reveal which performance was theres. Let's get started shall we?

[Wizard.]

The Peacock with Umbrella by Rihanna feat. Jay-Z (2008)
http://d3d71ba2asa5oz.cloudfront.net/43000051/images/rm110013.jpg

Morgan: 9
Mitchell: 8
Ross: 8.5
Ant: 5.5
Luke: 6
Nicky: 6

Total: 43 / 60

Morgan - This was emotional! This was dramatic! This was everything I look for in a performance! Just a shame you're partner got tangled up in the feathers.

Mitchell - YAAAS! I loved you skating around with an umbrella and almost poking the eye out of Lady Nadia Essex in the audience! Anna Williamson would NEVER!

Nicky - A peacock with an umbrella, haha cheesy humour in that

Ross - A THROWBACK! Everyone else just go home [insert picture of Karen Barber grinning]

Ant - the peacock costume was a tad random and a tad extra. It's Rihanna, not Beyonce, sense the tone.

[Wizard.]

The Giraffe with Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds (2012)
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Morgan: 2
Mitchell: 8
Ross: 4.5
Ant: 7
Luke: 2
Nicky: 8.5

Total: 32 / 60

Morgan - All Marina ever wanted was the world, but after this all you're gonna want is a good score and avoidance of the skate off.

Mitchell - I slightly love giraffes and I loooove 2012! We loved Conor Maynard having a number one album and pretending to be interested in the olympics purely for the spice girls! And we love you skating to Marina and her diamonds, well done!

Nicky - Viva La Diva Giraffe, Lady Primadonna

Luke - this performance was awful, a bit too try hard and all over a place. The mask is a bit basic too.

[Wizard.]

The Shark with Shark in The Water by VV Brown (2010)
http://donthatethegeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/katy-perry-left-shark-adult-costume.jpg

Morgan: 5.5
Mitchell: 5
Ross: 4
Ant: 6.5
Luke: 6
Nicky: 9

Total: 35.5 / 60

Mitchell - this was slightly dull, just like our Morgan, it could’ve been so much fun, but unfortunately it’s not a boner, nor a soft hand, it was a limp cock.

Nicky - creepy like shark movies amazing

Ant - It’s not baby shark so :shrug:

[Wizard.]

The Sexy Bumblebee with Pon De Replay by Rihanna (2005)
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Morgan: 4.5
Mitchell: 7
Ross: 8
Ant: 3.5
Luke: 6
Nicky: 2.5

Total: 31.5 / 60

Morgan - The last think I'm wanting after this is to replay the skate!

Mitchell - We LOVE sexy bumblebees! You could make me pollen anyday!

Nicky - if only it was a queen bee but this ain't it gurl

Ross - LukeB WISHES he could move like you did!

Ant - A breakdancing bumble bee would be cute if this was BGT, but it's the best show on ice. Know your place

[Wizard.]

The Cat with Roar by Katy Perry (2013)
https://sanaabrooks.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/catwomen-halloween-costume.jpg

Morgan: 6.5
Mitchell: 6
Ross: 7
Ant: 8
Luke: 6
Nicky: 10

Total: 43.5 / 60

Morgan - On the contrary to what you suggested this was less Roar and more Meow, but I commend you on creative choreography.

Mitchell - We love Katy Kats! You were beautiful, I loved the part where you got a real life tiger on the ice, just a shame it took a chunk out of our Ant’s perfect left foot.

Nicky - we deffo heard you roar, is this our sullen girl

Ross - We love the last time Katy Perry was relevant

Ant - WOW! This made my manhood quiver. It made me RAW. I would've scored ten but my big fat boner accidentally pressed 8!

[Wizard.]

The Unicorn with Wonderwall by Oasis (1995)
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Morgan: 8
Mitchell: 7
Ross: 7
Ant: 4
Luke: 6
Nicky: 8.5

Total: 40.5 / 60

Mitchell - a unicorn dancing to Oasis, we LOVE Manchester gay pride!

Nicky - you definitely put the wonder in wonderwall you magical cutie unicorn this was fun

Ant - Enjoy your prison sentence sweety because you just bored me to death! The joke is that you killed me. Killing is a crime. You're going down bitch

[Wizard.]

The Cheese Toastie with Lights by Ellie Goulding (2011)
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/422000/936x622/218422.jpg

Morgan: 5
Mitchell: 9
Ross: 6
Ant: 3
Luke: 7
Nicky: 8

Total: 38 / 60

Mitchell - I’ve docked a point for making me want a cheese toastie.

Nicky - WTF is this, good song though but it was weird af

Ant - You must've had an absolutely ****e year in 2011 if this is the song you choice. You tried too hard to be random and funny with the cheese toastie. But maybe you should keep the costume on - you will be toast after this round, after all.

[Tony Montana]

I thought this was starting at 9?

[thisisdanny]

NOT Cheesetoastiegate

[Wizard.]

The Siamese Cat with Best Thing I Never Had by Beyoncé (2011)
http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/201090848952-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

Morgan: 7.5
Mitchell: 10
Ross: 8
Ant: 7
Luke: 6
Nicky: 8

Total: 47.5 / 60

Mitchell - Wooooooo! You don’t need that man! I felt this, this reminds me of when I made a move on our Ross, and he put his hand up and said “NO IM WITH CHRISTOPHER DEAN!” I was DEVVOED, but I’m the end I saw his nudes online and he was tiny, let Christopher Dean have that! We don’t need no tiny cock! I’m sure Christopher is used to it, with our Jayne Torvill

Nicky - great performance

Ant - It doesn't exactly suck to be you right now. But Beyonce is just too safe of an option. You're not at a level of desperate at which you're submitting Rihanna songs, but you're still very premature. Up your game. I was generous this week

[Wizard.]

I thought this was starting at 9?

I decided I'm not missing Gogglebox for this!

[Wizard.]

The Barbie Doll with Million Reasons by Lady Gaga (2016)
http://photos.costume-works.com/full/doll_box1.jpg

Morgan: 7
Mitchell:8
Ross: 7.5
Ant: 3
Luke: 6
Nicky: 10

Total: 41.5

Mitchell - there are a million reasons why i thought that was PERFECT!

1. It was sexy
2. It was more plastic than Riley’s face
3. It solved Morgan’s downstairs problems
4. Morgan got so wet that he had to take his sock off and ant is VERY happy
5. I can’t be arsed writing anymore, FABBY FUN!

Nicky - You've given me a million reasons to put you out of that box and a high score yass

Ross - Me after my wig was snatched by this performance! LG6 is coming girls get ready to stream!

Ant: Booooorrrrrinnnggg!

[thisisdanny]

This theme is a good idea :flutter:

WHERE was this theme during TiBB on ice 2 :fist:

[Wizard.]

My favourite judges comments ever

Nicky - we deffo heard you roar, is this our sullen girl

Nicky - A peacock with an umbrella, haha cheesy humour in that

Nicky - Viva La Diva Giraffe, Lady Primadonna

[Tony Montana]

Screaming @ Nicky's comments

[Wizard.]

Leaderboard:

The Siamese Cat with Best Thing I Never Had by Beyoncé (2011) - 47.5
The Cat with Roar by Katy Perry (2013) - 43.5
The Peacock with Umbrella by Rihanna feat. Jay-Z (2008) - 43
The Barbie Doll with Million Reasons by Lady Gaga (2016) - 41.5
The Unicorn with Wonderwall by Oasis (1995) - 40.5
The Cheese Toastie with Lights by Ellie Goulding (2011) - 38
The Shark with Shark in The Water by VV Brown (2010) - 35.5
The Giraffe with Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds (2012) - 32
The Sexy Bumblebee with Pon De Replay by Rihanna (2005) - 31.5


Remember this could all change with the public vote! To vote, please PM me a ranking of scores 1 = Least Favourite 9 = Favourite. The lines will close tomorrow at 6pm and there will be a special performance by a new creature!

[Matthew.]

I decided I'm not missing Gogglebox for this!

Why would you do that to yourself :umm2:

[Liam-]

Such a good theme :love:

[Elliot]

Can contestants vote? If so can they vote for themselves?

[Wizard.]

Can contestants vote? If so can they vote for themselves?

Yes.

[JerseyWins]

I love grilled cheese being called a cheese toastie

[JerseyWins]

Umbrella :clap1:

[Wizard.]

We love the top two being pussies above the peaCOCK when they all gay!

[Wizard.]

Remember to send your save me skates in ahead of tonight’s skate off!

[Morgan.]

I love grilled cheese being called a cheese toastie

Because that's what it's called :suspect:

[Black Dagger]

Yeah Jersey. **** off you yank x

[Nicky91]

who sent which theme? :conf: :conf:

[Wizard.]

Lines are now closed. Please do not vote as your vote will not be counted but you may still be charged. Whilst we count the votes to find out who is in our bottom 2, it's time for a guest performance....

[Wizard.]

The Lesbian with I Don't Feel Like Dancing by The Scissor Sisters (2006)
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Morgan: 1
Mitchell: 6
Ross: 6.5
Ant: 7.5
Luke: 7
Nicky: 4.5

Total: 32.5 / 60

Morgan - Well if you think you're getting a good mark after standing still for 4 minutes you can think again!

Mitchell - We LOVE representing sexualities with Jake Shears!

Nicky - Fun

Ant - We love gay incest on ice :clap1:

Luke - This was a good performance, good technique and great entertainment

[Wizard.]

I have the results. I can reveal that this week there are THREE skaters in the skate off. They are...

[Wizard.]

The Sexy Bumblebee

Joining them are...

[Wizard.]

The Unicorn

AND

[Wizard.]

The Cheese Toastie

:shocked:

[thisisdanny]

Probably the right 3 tbh (no offence oops)

[Wizard.]

The Skate Off


Welcome to the Skate Off. Judges, you now have a decision to make. Please choose which skate you are SAVING. The skater with the least votes will be eliminated. I assume I will not get Luke, Mitchell or Nicky so I will revert to their votes. Meaning Ross, Ant and Morgan you have until 9pm.

The Cheese Toastie will skate to Lights by Ellie Goulding

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The Unicorn will skate to Wonderwall by Oasis

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The Sexy Bumblebee will skate to Dreamer by Livin' Joy


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Good luck!

[Wizard.]

Based on their votes...

Mitchell will SAVE The Cheese Toastie

Luke will SAVE The Cheese Toastie

Nicky will SAVE The Unicorn

[Wizard.]

I can't wait to return to judging next week whew.

[Ant.]

I'm saving the sexy Bumblebee :dance:

[Wizard.]

There is currently a tie between The Unicorn and The Sexy Bumblebee, if Morgan or Ross vote for one then the other goes home. If both vote before 9pm then who knows what could happen.

[Alf]

This round is going on longer than Brexit!

[Wizard.]

This round is going on longer than Brexit!

I can't do anything until someone responds.

[Mitchell]

Sorry everyone for not being here, I’ve been caught up in an incident, so had other things on my mind

[Tony Montana]

Sorry everyone for not being here, I’ve been caught up in an incident, so had other things on my mind

I’m sorry to hear that :hug:

Hopefully everything gets better for you

[Wizard.]

Sorry everyone for not being here, I’ve been caught up in an incident, so had other things on my mind
Not miss willoughbooby getting pregnant again just after giving birth I can't do this job forever!

[Morgan.]

Save the unicorn

[Mitchell]

I’m sorry to hear that :hug:

Hopefully everything gets better for you

It’s all good, it was a false alarm fortunately, but being in europes main tourist destination, there’s always that possibility

[thisisdanny]

It’s all good, it was a false alarm fortunately, but being in europes main tourist destination, there’s always that possibility

oh i heard about that, pleased it was a false alarm

[Nicky91]

who were in skate off out of contestants then :conf:

[Wizard.]

That means unfortunately we lose The Sexy Bumblee who was...


CAL LOUISE AND ROXANNE PALLETT


Feel free to reveal yourselves contestants.

[Tony Montana]

Yessssssssss Thank you Morgan for saving me :dance::dance::dance::love:

Sorry to see you go Cal :love:

[Tony Montana]

It’s all good, it was a false alarm fortunately, but being in europes main tourist destination, there’s always that possibility

That’s good to hear :love:

[Liam-]

Thanks for putting me top of the leaderboard :love:

[Morgan.]

Wait so who was everyone playing?

[Nicky91]

Cal :eek: i'd definitely expected more that queen bee then :o

[Black Dagger]

I was the cheese toastie.

Ant can **** off slagging off Lights. Lovely song.

[Ross.]

Not y’all hating on Pon de Replay and getting Cal eliminated

A CLASSIC!

[Ross.]

Also what were the reasons why people chose their year

[Daniel-X]

Me and Danniella were the peacocks!

Louise </3

[Tony Montana]

Also what were the reasons why people chose their year

I chose 1995 because it’s my date of birth

[Alf]

I was The Barbie Doll, with the Lady Gaga song, "Million Reasons" from 2016, the year of Brexit and Trump victories.

[Cal.]

Me and Roxy are sad to be skating off the ice :(

[JerseyWins]

How does one go from the iconic Fight Song to Dreamer?

Deserved the axing!

[Ant.]

I was the cheese toastie.

Ant can **** off slagging off Lights. Lovely song.

I liked the costume at least :hugesmile:

[JerseyWins]

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud toniiiight
Can you hear my voice this time?
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOONG :dazzler:

WHEW sorry I was reminiscing in Cal & Roxy's best moments on the ice :sad:

Starting right now I'll be strong

[Matthew.]

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud toniiiight
Can you hear my voice this time?
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOONG :dazzler:

WHEW sorry I was reminiscing in Cal & Roxy's best moments on the ice :sad:

Starting right now I'll be strong

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[Cal.]

And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud toniiiight
Can you hear my voice this time?
THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG
PROVE I'M ALRIGHT SOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOONG :dazzler:

WHEW sorry I was reminiscing in Cal & Roxy's best moments on the ice :sad:

Starting right now I'll be strong

:(

[Cal.]

‘OW! Woman beater!’ Cal Louise and Roxanne suddenly exclaim as Ant strolls passed them.

They are automatically reinstated onto the ice due to being assaulted by one of the judges?

[Wojtek]

Cal and Roxy :(

[Wojtek]

I was the roaring pussy :spin:

[montblanc]

mess how did i survive that

bye cal :(

[Liam-]

Who was everyone?