Britain's Got Talent - Discussion Thread ITV1HD 8PM Saturdays

[arista]

Ant and Dec present
the 13th Series.

7:15PM - 8:40PM

Then its the Live Final of the Voice

[Tony Montana]

Perched as **** :dance::cheer2:

[Strictly Jake]

Looking forward to it so much

[hijaxers]

Here we go then Ant totally overdoing it to get the 'love'

[Tony Montana]

Hopefully there won't be too much singers dominating the show this year

[Tony Montana]

Screaming @ their faces

[hijaxers]

Bravo those ladies in red ! unusual and very fast and powerful.

[Tony Montana]

Good performance 7/10

[hijaxers]

OMG what was that ?

0/10

[Tony Montana]

OMG what was that ?

I know right, Wtf?

[hijaxers]

Wow he's good for 64 ! not really my cuupa tea though.

[Tony Montana]

That was nothing special

[Tony Montana]

She does not look 18 at all

[Tony Montana]

Her voice :amazed: I was not expecting that

[hijaxers]

She does not look 18 at all

Amazing i'm shocked at how good she is ! Lovin this performance. :dance:

[Tony Montana]

That was amazing

[Tony Montana]

Amazing i'm shocked at how good she is ! Lovin this performance. :dance:

Same, that was so unexpected

[hijaxers]

That was amazing

Good stage presence too.

[arista]

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[Barry.]

Great so far.

[Barry.]

Spoke too soon lol.

[Tony Montana]

Spoke too soon lol.

:joker:

[Tony Montana]

Good stage presence too.

Yeah she does

[Tony Montana]

WTF is this ****

[Barry.]

Oh she has me listening.

[hijaxers]

WTF is this ****

Trout ! how the hell do acts like that even get on stage.

[Tony Montana]

Trout ! how the hell do acts like that even get on stage.

It's just a waste of time and energy on this show

[Barry.]

So creepy. Loved that!

[Tony Montana]

That was spectacular

[Barry.]

She's my winner so far.

[hijaxers]

Not sure bout that , magic leaves me dead.

[Barry.]

She is quite funny.

[LaLaLand]

Victoria Wood knock-off.

[Barry.]

Victoria Wood knock-off.

Tribute act maybe?

[hijaxers]

Tribute act maybe?

Quite amusing but not great !

[Tony Montana]

They’re great

[Barry.]

Cute.

[hijaxers]

Cute.

..but going no further , there were cute but thats about it really.

[Barry.]

..but going no further , there were cute but thats about it really.

Yes they were not very good lol but it was entertaining.

[Tony Montana]

I enjoyed them tbh

[Tony Montana]

Simon looks unimpressed

[hijaxers]

**** that was mega skill !

[Tony Montana]

Holy **** that was phenomenal

[Barry.]

Adam to stan?

[Barry.]

They were fantastic.

[Tony Montana]

Adam to stan?

I was thinking that too

They're this years Giang brothers

[Tony Montana]

That was quick.

Overall a very underwhelming launch for me

[Barry.]

That was quick.

Overall a very underwhelming launch for me

It didn't excite me like other openers but overall it was good.

[Barry.]

Watching BGMT now lol.

[Denver]

Adam to stan?

I was thinking that too

They're this years Giang brothers

Not seen it yet but it will take a lot to beat my Kings

[Denver]

The Armenian Kings were the winners

[Cherie]

I dont know what it was about the teacher and kids that made me cry, I think it was because it looked like a school play and not the polished performance you usually associate with groups of kids on BGT, I was glad they got the golden buzzer


The Armenians were amazing, as were the Fabulous sisters, other than that very forgettable

[Strictly Jake]

I dont know what it was about the teacher and kids that made me cry, I think it was because it looked like a school play and not the polished performance you usually associate with groups of kids on BGT, I was glad they got the golden buzzer


The Armenians were amazing, as were the Fabulous sisters, other than that very forgettable

Yeah it made me tear up a little bit. Not quite as much as the judges which seemed fake to me. But it was so cute and they were all so joyful

[Owoaje1993]

Loved the horror act

[arista]

On at 8PM tonight

Ends at 9:25PM

[arista]

On Now

[brat.]

he was awful

[Crimson Dynamo]

How did they do that?

[hijaxers]

Bloody dire so far tonight ! farting hands how original - not :fist: Get Off

[LaLaLand]

Winner!!!!

[Niamh.]

Superb

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bloody dire so far tonight ! farting hands how original - not :fist: Get Off

We accidentally laughed

[hijaxers]

Winner!!!!

Of what ? Here's a set of false tits to take home ? cos you are one.

[hijaxers]

We accidentally laughed

What cos if he tried he could have actually been funny ?

Next act Petomane .

[GiRTh]

Farting hands has been the best so far.

[LaLaLand]

Farting hands has been the best so far.

Correct :clap2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Simon loves jeapardy

[Morgan.]

Not as good as the launch

[Crimson Dynamo]

loved Sheila

[GiRTh]

Poor tonight.

[Crimson Dynamo]

End this sh1t NOW

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sorry but that was crap and they are only laughing because

[Crimson Dynamo]

Of alesha
Utterly ridiculous

[Owoaje1993]

He was brilliant been a fan of kojo for a few years that was great

[Cherie]

tonights show was dire, apart from Susan opening the show, it went downhill from there


Sheila was boring af

and as for Kojo, how did he get the golden buzzer...well we know how

[Crimson Dynamo]

He was brilliant been a fan of kojo for a few years that was great

Going into a bank??. Maybe 10 years ago


He was truly awful

Ruined the show

Embarrassing

[Cherie]

its the death knell when they put their friends through on the golden buzzer


didn't Alesha have someone else on the show last year that she knew? just stop please

[Crimson Dynamo]

Her fake laughing ruined it

[Owoaje1993]

tonights show was dire, apart from Susan opening the show, it went downhill from there


Sheila was boring af

and as for Kojo, how did he get the golden buzzer...well we know how
I thought he was great brilliant I think he will be in the finals

[Cherie]

Who is Britain’s Got Talent 2018 star Lifford Shillingford?
The soulful singer songwriter will be a familiar face at auditions - and he already knows judge Alesha Dixon

:skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I thought he was great brilliant I think he will be in the finals

Why

[Cherie]

I thought he was great brilliant I think he will be in the finals

Average at best and no way deserved the golden buzzer, but I agree he more than likely will be in the final, I hope he ups his game because he wasn't anything special tonight,he was beaten by farting hands and that says it all :laugh:

[Tony Montana]

Catching up on plus 1, although judging by the comments, I may as well avoid it.

[Tony Montana]

A round of applause and standing ovation for farting hands? Seriously? :facepalm: :idc:

[Tony Montana]

Everytime I see a straightjacket I immediately think of Helen's ''Straightjacket's in the storeroom'' insult at Brian

[Tony Montana]

OMG He's on fire

[hijaxers]

its the death knell when they put their friends through on the golden buzzer


didn't Alesha have someone else on the show last year that she knew? just stop please

How fake was Alesha ! total corny crap tonight.

[Tony Montana]

That was incredible :clap1:

[Owoaje1993]

Why
He is a funny comedian also he is known and popular to a lot of the British African Caribbean community so I think they will get behind him also he is Simons golden buzzer and his golden buzzer always makes the final

He has also opened for Kevin Hart

[Vanessa]

Kojo was brilliant, so funny. So glad he got the golden buzzar :love:

[Tony Montana]

Why are there backups dancers

[Tony Montana]

Sheila was good

[Tony Montana]

Alesha knows him? :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Kojo was brilliant, so funny. So glad he got the golden buzzar :love:

He was average at best but boosted up for various nefarious reasons

Hecwil be canon fodder later, just to compound the absurdity of his choice

Dreadful

[Cherie]

anyone watched BGMT


Denton :love: how did he not make it onto the main show and the skippers...over farting hands :umm2:

[Tony Montana]

He was good but golden buzzer? That’s a joke

[Crimson Dynamo]

anyone watched BGMT


Denton :love: how did he not make it onto the main show and the skippers...over farting hands :umm2:

A better joke than his pathetic set

[Cherie]

Denton is 63 :hee:

[LaLaLand]

Are we still supposed to pretend that the acts from overseas haven't been invited to the show by Cowell's people personally?

[Vanessa]

anyone watched BGMT


Denton :love: how did he not make it onto the main show and the skippers...over farting hands :umm2:

Loved him!

[Morgan.]

It makes me scream how there's always an act that alesha invites on to perform, pretends she has no idea they're arriving, and then acts shocked when they're 'amazing'

[Tony Montana]

It makes me scream how there's always an act that alesha invites on to perform, pretends she has no idea they're arriving, and then acts shocked when they're 'amazing'

:joker:

She needs to get some acting lessons

[GiRTh]

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[Denver]

He is a funny comedian also he is known and popular to a lot of the British African Caribbean community so I think they will get behind him also he is Simons golden buzzer and his golden buzzer always makes the final

He has also opened for Kevin Hart

The what now?

[Owoaje1993]

The what now?
He is popular to a lot of African and Caribbean’s in the Uk so he already has a load of fans who would most likely vote for him

[Denver]

So because he is black you expect him to get the vote from black viewers ?

[Owoaje1993]

So because he is black you expect him to get the vote from black viewers ?
No what I am saying is he already has a lot of fans already before bgt they would most likely vote for him

[rionablue]

I thought the comedian was very funny and had great charisma I dont care if Alesha knew him and I was astonished Simon gave him the golden buzzer but FAR FAR worse acts with sob stories have got it in the past so why not a truly great comedian

[Vanessa]

I thought the comedian was very funny and had great charisma I dont care if Alesha knew him and I was astonished Simon gave him the golden buzzer but FAR FAR worse acts with sob stories have got it in the past so why not a truly great comedian

I was hoping someone would press that buzzar. Didn't expect it to be Simon, but what a nice surprise! :D

[Strictly Jake]

The guy that was in fire has he been in a tv show before I recognised him

The white mask psychic thing was creepy!

[Cherie]

I thought the comedian was very funny and had great charisma I dont care if Alesha knew him and I was astonished Simon gave him the golden buzzer but FAR FAR worse acts with sob stories have got it in the past so why not a truly great comedian

Alesha pushed the golden buzzer herself for another friend last year, two years in a row? They could have just put him through to the semis anyway themselves when they decide who makes the cut later on in the show, just doesn't sit right to do that

[arista]

On now

[Epic.]

Why is Simon trying to get himself killed in the knife act?

[Tony Montana]

Amanda's so annoying

[zrc]

Nothing interesting so far.

[hijaxers]

Amanda's so annoying

They all are ! waiting for someone to come on and play Aleysha's triangle

[Tony Montana]

Screaming @ Simon interrupting him

[Tony Montana]

He sounds so much like Kermit tho

[hijaxers]

What the hell was that ???

[Tony Montana]

That was ****ing awful

[Tony Montana]

Such an awful show tonight

[Tony Montana]

She looks a little like Julianne Moore

[zrc]

Christ this episode is ****.

[hijaxers]

Wow loved him ~ he shines personality.

[zrc]

Three wasted golden buzzers so far then.

[Tony Montana]

He was great

[Crimson Dynamo]

So fake an tand Dec's golden buzzer

A total st up

Dissapointed

[Crimson Dynamo]

That last Irish guy was shocking

[Tony Montana]

Tonight's episode was dreadful

[zrc]

Tonight's episode was dreadfulAgreed.

[joeysteele]

This was possibly the worst BGT episode I've ever seen.

I agree it was dreadful.
Got No Talent would be more appropriate to go in the title.

[Crimson Dynamo]

It was awful

[LaLaLand]

“Barbara Nice” is an already established comedienne, she played Holy Mary the barmaid in Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights, has been in Max & Paddy’s Road to Nowhere and Corrie amongst other things.

Her real name is Janice Connolly.

[Smithy]

Jackson Maine is rolling in his grave after that performance of Ill Never Love Again

[reece(:]

Why hasn't this been axed yet

[zrc]

Why hasn't this been axed yetBecause its still one of ITVs highest rated shows every year. It helps that there's no competition this time of year.

[arista]

On Now

[Tony Montana]

Hopefully tonight's episode will be better than last week

[Tony Montana]

I like him

[Headie]

Bye NOT Lotan :skull:

[Epic.]

Were one of those strippers Lotan? :fist:

[Epic.]

Suddenly I don't like this act!

[Morgan.]

Gosh this series is AWFUL

[Tony Montana]

That was fantastic

[Tony Montana]

Bye NOT Lotan :skull:

Were one of those strippers Lotan? :fist:

Mess I didn’t even notice

[LucyPinder'sLover]

“Barbara Nice” is an already established comedienne, she played Holy Mary the barmaid in Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights, has been in Max & Paddy’s Road to Nowhere and Corrie amongst other things.

Her real name is Janice Connolly.

I Thought I Reconised that lady from somewhere

[Morgan.]

When do the auditions finish

[zrc]

When do the auditions finishThink we're half way. So another 3 weeks? Live shows are usually bank holiday week.

[Smithy]

Well Brexit means Brexit Georgia so off you pop

[GiRTh]

No Golden Buzzer? She deserved it.

[Epic.]

No Golden Buzzer? She deserved it.

Oopsy :laugh:

[Tony Montana]

No Golden Buzzer? She deserved it.

Wow you're a psychic

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sick of the dreadful pc golden buzzer

[hijaxers]

Sick of the dreadful pc golden buzzer

Sick of the show its so dire :fist: dunno if i can stand to watch anymore. I bloody hate Cowell and Walliams and Amanda cry baby and Alesha fake.

[Cherie]

Tonight was the best night so far

[Owoaje1993]

The best acts this year I think are
Kojo
Elizabeth
Matt Stirling
Barbara nice
Kerr James
Jonathon Goodwin

I hope all these acts make the final

[arista]

8PM - 9-15PM tonight


On now

[Kate!]

Ready to watch

[Kate!]

Buzz to David and Darren

[zrc]

I think the judges have gone deaf

[Tony Montana]

He's good.

[Kate!]

He's good.

Yes agree

[zrc]

If he was that good he'd have gone on a different show.

How many weeks in are we? Haven't seen a winner yet.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Awful. It must have been a poor night.

[Tony Montana]

WTF balancing chairs on his chin?

[Crimson Dynamo]

That magic trick was good tbh

[Kate!]

Rosie is boring. Zzzz

[GiRTh]

This is a good act.

[Kate!]

These are good

[Kate!]

Brilliant

[Tony Montana]

They're amazing.

[Tony Montana]

Best act so far.

[zrc]

Still no winner so far.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Girls

It's a yes from me

[zrc]

Simon in a cum coma. Happens every time some wench comes out who's mildly attractive.

[zrc]

Oh yay, another sob story.

[Tony Montana]

Not a ****ing sob story.

Bore off.

[UserSince2005]

**** id rather die that be locked in like that.

[Cherie]

After a rocky first two weeks this show is back to its best :clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Aaw well I got dust in my eyes

[Tony Montana]

It was a great performance, but did he really need to tell us about his brother?

[Tony Montana]

After a rocky first two weeks this show is back to its best :clap1:

I agree. This week and last week have both been brilliant.

[Ammi]

..I know someone who has Locked in Syndrome...its a cruel, cruel disease that comes from nowhere..from an everyday type virus and that person becomes locked inside their body incapable of movement other than eyelid movement..it’s just unspeakably sad...that was beautiful, very emotional...:sad:..

[Cherie]

..I know someone who has Locked in Syndrome...its a cruel, cruel disease that comes from nowhere..from an everyday type virus and that person becomes locked inside their body incapable of movement other than eyelid movement..it’s just unspeakably sad...that was beautiful, very emotional...:sad:..

That song makes me cry anyway, but the added story, I'm drained!

[Crimson Dynamo]

After a rocky first two weeks this show is back to its best :clap1:

Literally just said that to the TL

[zrc]

5 weeks in. Still no winner.

All the judges getting involved to. Simon must've watched The Voice.

[Kate!]

..I know someone who has Locked in Syndrome...its a cruel, cruel disease that comes from nowhere..from an everyday type virus and that person becomes locked inside their body incapable of movement other than eyelid movement..it’s just unspeakably sad...that was beautiful, very emotional...:sad:..

Could not have said it better Ammi

[Tony Montana]

Love these guys.

[arista]

On Now

[Amy Jade]

Best act this year.

[LukeB]

Is this series any good?

[Amy Jade]

Is this series any good?

No.

The best act have just been on but I'm biased as **** with dancers haha

[Denver]

Best act this year.

Do you mean the couple from Cuba?

[Liam-]

I want to find someone that loves me as much as that old man loves his wife :bawling:

[Denver]

Tbh they deserved the Golden buzzer

[Liam-]

They were sick, you could practically see the pound signs in Simon’s eyes :joker:

[Lewismacfarlane]

I liked the magicion

[Tony Montana]

Is this series any good?

First two episodes were dreadful. Last week and the week before were excellent.

[Tony Montana]

I haven’t watched tonight’s episode due to work. Was it good?

[Denver]

I haven’t watched tonight’s episode due to work. Was it good?

Yes the Golden Bizzer was fantastic

[Tony Montana]

Yes the Golden Bizzer was fantastic

I’ll be the judge of that. All the golden buzzer acts so far have been underwhelming af.

Sounds good tho, will watch tomorrow.

[Owoaje1993]

When’s the last auditions

[BBQuest]

When’s the last auditions
It'll be 25th May, so not this Saturday but the next.

[arista]

on now

[Ant.]

A ****ing MESS at Dr Dance from BOTS being on

[Vanessa]

I'll catch up on this tomorrow.

[thisisdanny]

Missed every episode this series oop

But going to watch an episode a night to catch up before the Semis, gone through 2 so far.

Elizabeth scared the **** out of me poor Amanda I-, and David's golden buzzer act were amazing they all so talented aww. And the faceless one who did the Ant and Dec connection had me lost for words I love magic like that :flutter:

[arista]

been on for a hour now

[Barry.]

I liked the boy group magic act.

[Liam-]

This show gets worse every year I can’t

[Ant.]

Harp lady getting thru is iconique

[Liam-]

The Asian man with the tambourine is my spirit animal