TiBB on Ice 3 - Celebrity Big Brother / Foreign Song Week!

[Wizard.]

https://i.imgur.com/RGo1he1.jpg


Hello and welcome to the greatest TiBB show on Ice (the only one)! This week our couples will be skating two performances for the first time this series, and they have been rehearsing for about a month after my ban delayed manners. Unfortunately this week our judge Mitchell is absent, and joining us as guest judge is last series finalist Danny! So let's start with our first theme of the week, with our first couple...

[Wizard.]

Montblanc and Richard Blackwood: Deeper Shade of Blue - Steps

Morgan: 5
Luke: 8
Ross: 8
Ant: 6
Danny: 8

TOTAL: 35

Morgan - I think you'll be feeling a deeper shade of regret after this performance.

Danny - LOVED every second of it. Especially loved the smurf outfits and how all the audience members had blue face paint on for this. I do hope Hannah Agboola is okay after her hysterical exit during your performance mind…

Ant - This reminds me of my waffle.

Luke - This was a great performance!

[Wizard.]

Daniella and Daniella Westbrook: Sexy! No No No... - Girls Aloud

Morgan: 4.5
Luke: 9
Ross: 9
Ant: 3.5
Danny: 8.5

TOTAL: 34.5

Morgan - Of tonight's Girls Aloud tributes this is probably the one Adam will stan therefore I didn't enjoy it.

Danny - Girls Aloud bops will always get you a high score but can't help feel you could have done BETTER. Skating was superb though!

Ant - Your legs just couldn’t keep up the ecstatic music. It reminded me of when I made my puppy (no, not a dog…) walked on all fours across hot coals

Luke - SEXY YES YES YES! this had everything i ever wanted, great technique, amazing solo skating and iconic lifts! well done

[thisisdanny]

Ant - This reminds me of my waffle.


:worry:

[Wizard.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio

Morgan: 6
Luke: 2
Ross: 7.5
Ant: 4
Danny: 3

TOTAL: 22.5

Morgan - I loved this song but it was a tragedy on the ice.

Danny - "NO ****ING MAN WILL EVERRRR TELL ME TO ****ING SHUSH!!!!!" Miss Tina Malone being dragged off stage after disrupting this performance was the only highlight for me, sorry.

Ant - COOLIO SUCKS BALLS! And so did this performance. Boring. Thank you, NEXT!

Luke - Awful just awful. Justice for Nadia!

[Wizard.]

Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton: Too Lost In You - Sugababes

Morgan: 4.5
Luke: 10
Ross: 9.5
Ant: 5.5
Danny: 9

TOTAL: 38.5

Danny - I was mesmerised by this gorgeous performance. Stunning.

Ant - I honestly would pay you to step all over my grubby face in those ice skates and slice my face open. That performance was erotic and I’m not ashamed.

Luke - whew i got too lost in the beautiful performance

Ross - Performance of the series https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/34/ae/e734ae5e1fb782ecd43d303e6a0587a2.jpg

[Wizard.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter: Love Machine - Girls Aloud

Morgan: 9
Luke: 8
Ross: 8
Ant: 7
Danny: 8

TOTAL: 42

Morgan - Well I am in LOVE with this performance! You're a natural born entertainer! Could've been a 10 of this didn't remind me of that awful dating show with Stacey Solomon and Chris Moyles of the same name.

Danny - I couldn't keep my eyes off you! You've improved so much on the ice. It certainly took me back to my childhood

Ant - A nice blend of appealing to me with the use of Girls Aloud while also not choosing a bat**** crazy song! I loved this! -Smacks my love machine-

[Wizard.]

Liam and Kerry Katona: Push The Button - Sugababes

Morgan: 9
Luke: 8
Ross: 9.5
Ant: 8
Danny: 10

TOTAL: 44.5

Danny - This performance had EVERYTHING! I LOVED how Miss Nicola McLean was shredding letters from home during the whole routine. A beautiful tribute.

Ant - You pushed all my buttons you sexy ass bitch

Luke - Luke Scrase is triggered

Ross - Another performance of the series https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/34/ae/e734ae5e1fb782ecd43d303e6a0587a2.jpg

[Tony Montana]

How come Alf is still in?

He walked

[Matthew.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio

Morgan: 6
Luke: 2
Ross: 7.5
Ant: 4
Danny: 3

TOTAL: 22.5

Morgan - I loved this song but it was a tragedy on the ice.

Danny - "NO ****ING MAN WILL EVERRRR TELL ME TO ****ING SHUSH!!!!!" Miss Tina Malone being dragged off stage after disrupting this performance was the only highlight for me, sorry.

Ant - COOLIO SUCKS BALLS! And so did this performance. Boring. Thank you, NEXT!

Luke - Awful just awful. Justice for Nadia!

If Coolio wasn’t such a state of a human being then I’d hope this song would have scored Tony higher. He’s a twat but Gangsta’s Paradise is a tune :dazzler:

[Wizard.]

And that wraps up our Celebrity Big Brother Theme! Oh wait, outraged that she was not picked for this week on TiBB on Ice and that her brother was exposed as a paedophile all in the same month... who's that storming onto the ice... why, it couldn't be, it is, it's


La Toya Jackson with...


3x3MwY10FZM

Morgan: 5
Luke: 6.5
Ross: 8
Ant: 7
Danny: 7.5

TOTAL: 34

Morgan - I'm giving you a 5 to even out the scores after Mitchell will probably give this way higher than it deserves.

Danny - BEAUTIFUL!! I loved it. So much fun I want to see you go all the way!

Ant - This performance touched me more than her brother touched kids.

Luke - I see someone is trying to get a 10 from Mitchell

[Tony Montana]

If Coolio wasn’t such a state of a human being then I’d hope this song would have scored Tony higher. He’s a twat but Gangsta’s Paradise is a tune :dazzler:

Tea! The Judges don't know a classic when they see one :idc:

[Wizard.]

Mi chico latino, it's time for our foreign language performances! First up it's Mont and the SEXY (get inside me) Richard Blackwood!


Montblanc and Richard Blackwood: Gee - Girls Generation

Morgan: 4
Luke: 7
Ross: 5
Ant: 4
Danny: 6.5

TOTAL: 26.5

Danny - An okay bop but I couldn't keep up with what you were doing. A messy performance tbh, I know you can do better.

Ant - had a harder time trying to understand your footwork than I had understanding the Korean. Also the singers of the song ****ing STOLE DUFFY’S HIT “MERCY” AND THEN SOLD IT OFF WITH ABBA’S BEST SONG’S TITLE “DANCING QUEEN”. I will not support these double plagiarising bitchez. You should be ashamed for supporting them

[Wizard.]

Daniella and Daniella Westbrook: Fake Love - BTS

Morgan: 7
Luke: 8.5
Ross: 4
Ant: 5
Danny: 3.5

TOTAL: 28

Morgan - I don't normally love this song, but you did a good job of it on the ice.

Danny - Annoying, you'd have been better off skating to Gangnam Style. Didn't enjoy it at all sorry.

Ant - anyway…

[Wizard.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Numa Numa Yei - O-Zone

Morgan: 5
Luke: 4.5
Ross: 8.5
Ant: 6
Danny: 10

TOTAL: 34

Danny - TEN TEN TENNNN! AHHHHHH AH LOVED IT!!!! You had the whole audience on their feet, favourite performance of the SERIES!

Ant - You really fondled with my nostalgic gland!

Ross - Me coming onto the ice with LukeB to BOP to this
http://home.bt.com/images/karen-barber-skating-136387988260203901-140228143757.jpg

[Liam-]

Liam and Kerry Katona: Push The Button - Sugababes

Morgan: 9
Luke: 8
Ross: 9.5
Ant: 8
Danny: 10

TOTAL: 44.5

Danny - This performance had EVERYTHING! I LOVED how Miss Nicola McLean was shredding letters from home during the whole routine. A beautiful tribute.

Ant - You pushed all my buttons you sexy ass bitch

Luke - Luke Scrase is triggered

Ross - Another performance of the series https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/34/ae/e734ae5e1fb782ecd43d303e6a0587a2.jpg


:amazed:

Tah loves

[Tony Montana]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Numa Numa Yei - O-Zone

Morgan: 5
Luke: 4.5
Ross: 8.5
Ant: 6
Danny: 10

TOTAL: 34

Danny - TEN TEN TENNNN! AHHHHHH AH LOVED IT!!!! You had the whole audience on their feet, favourite performance of the SERIES!

Ant - You really fondled with my nostalgic gland!

Ross - Me coming onto the ice with LukeB to BOP to this
http://home.bt.com/images/karen-barber-skating-136387988260203901-140228143757.jpg

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Matthew.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter: Love Machine - Girls Aloud

Morgan: 9
Luke: 8
Ross: 8
Ant: 7
Danny: 8

TOTAL: 42

Morgan - Well I am in LOVE with this performance! You're a natural born entertainer! Could've been a 10 of this didn't remind me of that awful dating show with Stacey Solomon and Chris Moyles of the same name.

Danny - I couldn't keep my eyes off you! You've improved so much on the ice. It certainly took me back to my childhood

Ant - A nice blend of appealing to me with the use of Girls Aloud while also not choosing a bat**** crazy song! I loved this! -Smacks my love machine-

This was my song during CBB week in series 1...

Matthew and Alex
Love Machine by Girls Aloud

Ross 7
Nick 7
LukeB 7
Riley 4.5

Nick - A really fun & lively song, lots of room for great footwork & an enjoyable routine.

Total 25.5

Great routine from Matthew and Alex there, up on last weeks performance and top of the leaderboard! But can they survive another week? Hoping to score well with our judges is Ammi and Hamish!

The bloody cheek of it. I’m all for character development and all but I’m raging at Luke and Ross right now :oh:

**** YOU ALL (flips over chair and storms off)
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/angel.png

[Wizard.]

Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton: Hoppípolla - Sigur Rós

Morgan: 5.5
Luke: 5
Ross: 8
Ant: 10
Danny: 2

TOTAL: 30.5

Danny - It was an okay performance but I got really bored, at least I managed to finish my Sudoku puzzle though as I found that more exciting

Ant - I can’t explain how much this performance has changed my life. I’m currently in a period of my life where I’m healing from trauma and in a constant battle of being proud of myself for making my stand and feeling guilt for looking after myself. This performance was poetic. I felt my legs trembling as I walked towards this dance and felt the warmth of its embrace and I was reminded all our pains and struggles are valid and we have survived our worst days so far and will carry on surviving – no, living. Hoppipolla roughly means ‘jumping into puddles’ and it truly feels like you’ve gracefully splashed into pools of my tears and cleansed them. I could never repay you for changing my life in those few minutes, but I can at least give you a ten. Thank you, godspeed.

[LukeB]

This was my song during CBB week in series 1...



The bloody cheek of it. I’m all for character development and all but I’m raging at Luke and Ross right now :oh:

**** YOU ALL (flips over chair and storms off)
[IMG]http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/angela.png[IMG]

https://alchetron.com/cdn/rachel-reilly-5340ec51-c2ae-442c-8186-54b7f8e00fe-resize-750.gif

[Tony Montana]

Where's Mitchell?

[Wizard.]

This was my song during CBB week in series 1...



The bloody cheek of it. I’m all for character development and all but I’m raging at Luke and Ross right now :oh:

**** YOU ALL (flips over chair and storms off)
[IMG]http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/angela.png[IMG]

tbf it's only one extra point pipe down love or i'll have you removed by La Toya! You better do what she say!

[Wizard.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter: La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaf

Morgan: 4.5
Luke: 7
Ross: 7
Ant: 6
Danny: 0.5

TOTAL: 25

Danny - I'd probably appreciate this more if I was 600 years old. Moving on…

Ant - The song made me feel a tad sad but the performance made me feel better. Thanks daddy!

[Wizard.]

Liam and Kerry Katona: Havana (Remix) - Camila Cabello, Daddy Yankee

Morgan: 9
Luke: 8
Ross: 8
Ant: 6.5
Danny: 6.5

TOTAL: 38

Morgan - Havana ooh na YASSS! You killed it out there!

Danny - Hmmmmm I feel you played it safe. I was expecting MORE. We're nearing the end of the series we want EXCITEMENT!! This was far from exciting I yawned 4 times.

Ant - The song gave me chlamydia but the performance cleaned my soul. So yeah, difficult to say.

Ross - We love a talented queen https://i.pinimg.com/236x/48/5d/27/485d27cfab007c3c173b505661ac9588--karen-barber-barbers.jpg

[Matthew.]

tbf it's only one extra point pipe down love or i'll have you removed by La Toya! You better do what she say!

La Toya? Oh I’d better calm down then :worry:

Oh and as for you, 4 point bastard 5, wtf was that about :oh:

[Wizard.]

Whew, thanks Liam and our Kazza! Doing coke must make you whizz on the ice!

All of our skating stars have performed, but before we reveal the leaderboard it's time for another guest performance and what would a foreign song week be without this song. I'm SEETHING that the judges didn't rate it but we know you at home will.

Los Del Rio with...

gwWRjvwlLKg

Morgan: 7
Luke: 2
Ross: 9
Ant: 3
Danny: 3.5

TOTAL: 24.5

Morgan - Although it was cheesy and not my cup of tea exactly - I did kind of like it.

Danny - I appreciate this was fun and had everybody joining in, but WHERE WAS THE SKATING?!

Ant - It’s the greatest show on ice, not a Year 6 Disco. Adjust your seriousness accordingly. (Credit to Marsh for that x)

Luke - I expected a great performance but i got this.....playing it safe is not a good idea! be more creative with your performances

Ross - You DID THAT! https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article97212.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/image-1-for-paper-pictures-12-02-11-gallery-991391935.jpg

[Wizard.]

La Toya? Oh I’d better calm down then :worry:

Oh and as for you, 4 point bastard 5, wtf was that about :oh:

You were sucking up to Ross and Luke and the only person who sucks Ross and Luke is ME!

[Matthew.]

You were sucking up to Ross and Luke and the only person who sucks Ross and Luke is ME!

https://i.imgur.com/DUP7fr8.jpg

[Wizard.]

Leaderboard:

1. Liam and Kerry Katona: Push The Button - Sugababes 44.5 / : Havana (Remix) - Camila Cabello, Daddy Yankee 38 = TOTAL 82.5

2. Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton: Too Lost In You - Sugababes 38.5 / Hoppípolla - Sigur Rós 30.5 = TOTAL 69

3. Alf and Jorgie Porter: Love Machine - Girls Aloud 42 / La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaf
25 = TOTAL 67

4. Daniella and Daniella Westbrook: Sexy! No No No... - Girls Aloud 34.5 / Fake Love - BTS
28 = TOTAL 62.5

5. Montblanc and Richard Blackwood: Deeper Shade of Blue - Steps 35 / Gee - Girls Generation 26.5 = TOTAL 61.5

6. Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio 22.5 / Numa Numa Yei - O-Zone 34 = TOTAL 56.5


However this can all change with YOUR votes TiBB! Voting is now open and closes at 8pm. PM me your favourite (6 points) to your least favourite (1 point) OVERALL skater do not vote each performance. I'm sick of all yous voting wrong.

[RileyH]

Mont flopping :rolleyes:

[Wizard.]

Also if you want to send in / resend your skate off songs I only have Alf's.

[Wizard.]

Disappointed that there were 2 Sugababe songs and 2 Girls Aloud but no solo MUTYA or Lady Sov! This theme was Mitchell's btw and Foreign Language was mine. I already have my idea for my theme next week :fan:

[Tony Montana]

Disappointed that there were 2 Sugababe songs and 2 Girls Aloud but no solo MUTYA or Lady Sov! This theme was Mitchell's btw and Foreign Language was mine. I already have my idea for my theme next week :fan:

You should've used the themes I suggested :idc:

[Wizard.]

You should've used the themes I suggested :idc:

well what was that then? If I suggested SEX WEEK in series 2 and Mitchell didn't use it then I ain't using yours!

[Alf]

Disappointed that there were 2 Sugababe songs and 2 Girls Aloud but no solo MUTYA or Lady Sov! This theme was Mitchell's btw and Foreign Language was mine. I already have my idea for my theme next week :fan:I was gonna take a gamble and go for this 80s song by 'Eighth Wonder' (Patsy Kensit) but I decided to play safe with 'Girls Aloud'

J-PYqUHfTMA

[Wizard.]

The Results

TiBB, your votes have been counted and verified and it is now time to find out who will be in the dreaded Skate Off!

The first couple safe and through to next week is...

[Wizard.]

LIAM AND KERRY!

the next couple skating through to next week is...

[Wizard.]

DANIELLE AND DANIELLA!

The next couple who impressed you and our judges is...

[Wizard.]

BLACK DAGGER AND LAURA!

The first couple in the skate off tonight are...

[Wizard.]

TONY AND KEM :(

Please prepare yourselves for the skate off again. Only two couples remain. Alf and Jorgie Porter and Montblanc and Richard Blackwood. One will join Tony in the skate off and the other is through to next week. I can reveal that couple is...

[Tony Montana]

Oh **** off

[Wizard.]

ALF AND JORGIE

Congratulations! Which sadly means that

MONT AND RICHARD

You are now in the skate off.

[Tony Montana]

That's a ****ing joke, Alf had walked, why is allowed back in?

[Tony Montana]

Best of luck Monty :love:

[Wizard.]

Skating to Crazy in Love by Beyoncé and Jay-Z it's...

TONY and his partner KEM CETINAY

ViwtNLUqkMY

[Wizard.]

That's a ****ing joke, Alf had walked, why is allowed back in?

He was joking...

[Alf]

:shrug:That's a ****ing joke, Alf had walked, why is allowed back in?Never heard of a divas tantrum?

I did it for the publicity

[Wizard.]

Skating to Diamonds by Rihanna it's...

MONTBLANC and her partner RICHARD BLACKWOOD

lWA2pjMjpBs

[Tony Montana]

:shrug:Never heard of a divas tantrum?

I did it for the publicity

Well, next time ****ing don't :fist:

[RileyH]

Skating to Diamonds by Rihanna it's...

MONTBLANC and her partner RICHARD BLACKWOOD

lWA2pjMjpBs

wow i love samia ghadie

[Wizard.]

Judges, based off of the Skate Off performances, please state who you would like to remain in the competition and who should go home. Morgan if there's any chance you could get Ant's vote that would be great.

[Wizard.]

Judges who do not vote by 10pm I will revert to their scores.

[Morgan.]

Ant asked me to pass on his vote.

I'm voting to SAVE TONY MONTANA. PUT TONY MONTANA INTO THE NEXT ROUND

Goodbye montbitch
https://i.imgur.com/KqZbLVj.gif

[Morgan.]

And I will also be saving Tony.

[Wizard.]

Tony and Kem - 2
Mont and Richard - 0

[Tony Montana]

Thanks Ant and Morgan :love: :love:

Tell Ant we miss him

[RileyH]

mont isn't here to defend haself :(

[LukeB]

difficult choice because both skate offs were great but Tony was slightly better so i save Tony. Sorry Mont </3

[Tony Montana]

difficult choice because both skate offs were great but Tony was slightly better so i save Tony. Sorry Mont </3

Thanks Luke :love:

[Wizard.]

Congratulations Tony you are though to next week! Sorry Mont, you have been eliminated :( thanks for playing!

[RileyH]

rip mont :(

http://i42.tinypic.com/23wqkhv.jpg

[Tony Montana]

Commiserations Mont, you did well and came very far

[Wizard.]

Who wants to know next weeks themes?

[Morgan.]

Me

[Wizard.]

Theme One:

ABBA Rhapsody

You must choose either an ABBA song or a Queen song. You really can’t fuq this up huns.

[Tony Montana]

Me surviving the skate off for the third time :clap2:

We love the new Saara Aalto :clap2:

[Wizard.]

Theme Two

Chav Classics

2kL9sS95zRc

Think Cascada, Basshunter, Chipmunk, basically just look at the chav thread in the music forum for inspiration.

[Morgan.]

I-

[LukeB]

I-

I- better be about the chav classics and not ABBA and Queen.

[Wizard.]

I-

Sorry, you can do Emo week if you host :love:

[thisisdanny]

I love chav classics :oh:

[Tony Montana]

If we pick an artist you don't consider ''chav'', will you let us know?

[Black Dagger]

**** sake lmao.

[Wizard.]

If we pick an artist you don't consider ''chav'', will you let us know?

Um im not a judge just use your common sense to know what a chavvy song is!

[Tony Montana]

Um im not a judge just use your common sense to know what a chavvy song is!

Ok, whatever you say

[Wizard.]

Ok, whatever you say

I’m like La Toya, you’ll do what I say!

[Liam-]

Will the chav songs be judged on the chav level or just how good the song is? :suspect:

[Tony Montana]

I’m like La Toya, you’ll do what I say!

Yes ma'am :douf:

[Wizard.]

Will the chav songs be judged on the chav level or just how good the song is? :suspect:

How good the song is.

[Morgan.]

Will the chav songs be judged on the chav level or just how good the song is? :suspect:

Well, both I suppose.

It has to be a chav song, but i also want to enjoy it.

[Liam-]

It’s hard to judge what 5 separate people would consider as a chav song hmm

[Wizard.]

It’s hard to judge what 5 separate people would consider as a chav song hmm

Most come from the 2000's, but anything that would be played in a club where 16 year olds go really.

[montblanc]

bitch you couldn't have said when this was starting so i'd been ready

[montblanc]

i'm literally fumed

[Daniel-X]

YASSSS, although Ant needs to stop being so ****ing harsh

[Alf]

Already changed my Chav song once, and I'm thinking of changing it again, so don't send into the judges just yet Riley.

I've got a song in mind that I want to go with, but I don't have a clue whether it's considered chav. So it'd be a gamble.

Is it the time of the competition to take a risk?

[Wizard.]

Songs have been sent.

[Wizard.]

bitch you couldn't have said when this was starting so i'd been ready

girl you musn't have even been online

[Wizard.]

Waiting for Luke and Ross.

[Liam-]

Mine and Kezza’s skates are starting to rust

[Matthew.]

0y5s2gfT4-o

:dance::dance::dance:

Wish I was playing so I could get straight 10’s to this absolute tune

[Ross.]

Karen is sending her scores!

[montblanc]

this really died with my elimination huh x

am THE gemma collins

[Wizard.]

Will try and get this out tonight (without Karen's scores)

[Liam-]

Karen is sending her scores!

Will try and get this out tonight (without Karen's scores)

Karen got run off the road on her way to the studio?