TiBB on Ice 3 - The Quarter Finals!

[Wizard.]

TiBB on Ice 3 - Quarter Finals

Hello and welcome to the greatest TiBB Show on ice! (The only one). It's the quarter finals and only two performances stand between our final 5 getting to the final 4. This week Karen Barber is ill, so get soon luv! Nick replaces Mitchell and Underscore is our guest judge, so welcome! Join us at 9pm for an array of Chav Classics and ABBA/Queen hits!

[Mitchell]

We luv Riley x

[Wizard.]

We luv Riley x

we love the creator living off his success and not being on the show when will simon cowell x

[Mitchell]

we love the creator living off his success and not being on the show when will simon cowell x

We love me being a messy slag who can’t run a game properly

[Underscore]

I was not impressed by the chav songs :devil:

[Wizard.]

I was not impressed by the chav songs :devil:
I could make better noises with my prolapsed sinus than some of those songs :dance:

[Tony Montana]

We love me being a messy slag who can’t run a game properly

Tea

[Tony Montana]

My chav song was great I don’t know why y’all complaining :idc:

[Wizard.]

Let's start off with Chav Classics. First up hoping not to be in the skate off for a THIRD time in a row, it's Tony Montana and his partner Kem Cetinay...

[Liam-]

My chav song is great

[Wizard.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetiney - Babycakes by 3 Of A Kind

Nick: 6
Underscore: 7
Luke: 7
Morgan: 6
Ant: 7

TOTAL: 33

Nick - A pretty bland song, works well with the theme but can't see making an exciting routine, it's pretty repetitive meaning choreography would be limited.

Ant - The performance was quiet and a tad boring due to the song. Why did I score you relatively high, you ask? Well, those two words describe chavs, but, much like you, they try not to be. So you captured the subtext of chavs, which is something I must credit. You truly proved dancing is a form of art - although you're probably more like 3 abstract blobs of paint on a £5 canvas instead of the Mona Lisa.

[Wizard.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter - Party (How We Do) by Rita Ora

Nick: 7
Underscore: 2
Luke: 6
Morgan: 8
Ant: 8

TOTAL: 31

Nick - Another cute song that fits the theme nicely, it translates well into a routine.

Underscore - damn? this isn't even a chav song lmaooo

Ant - reminds me of year 6 discos. Which are the chavviest things in the world. Such a shame

Morgan - You definitely brought the party to the rink but if you think this is a chav classic then you mugshot as well disappear like Rita Oras second album did for six years.

Luke - I don't know how this is a chav classic but it was a decent performance

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella Westbrook - What’s It Gonna be by H “Two” O ft. Platnum

Nick: 6
Underscore: 5
Luke: 6
Morgan: 5
Ant: 6

TOTAL: 28

Nick - It's original and creative, although I cant see it working as a routine that well, it fits the theme but the bland tempo makes it hard to see being a creative routine.

Ant - Reminds me of something I'd hear in a game of laser tag while the strobe lights trigger a seizure. Sadly, my resulting epileptic fits will have more style and grace than whatever THAT performance was. Also, it felt a bit too 90's and I wanted the naughties ( ; ) ), which is bizarre because this WAS a naughties song. But that's just down to preference. When I think chavs, I think Becky in a pink trackie smoking cigs at 10pm on a summer's Friday night skipping the live Big Brother evictions, where the sky's still light but dusk is slowly but surely approaching with a setting sun and a cooler air mixing with the humidity. Sadly I didn't get that level of nostalgia. It instead reminds me of the dog poo and rat carcass I found on the wall Becky perched herself on

[Wizard.]

Liam and Kerry Katona - STARSTRUKK by 3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry

Nick: 6
Underscore: 4
Luke: 5
Morgan: 9
Ant: 7.5

TOTAL: 31.5

Nick - A little bit chaotic at times, the frantic rhythm and pace makes a rather distorted routine but a nice original choice.

Ant - I was gonna mark you like **** cuz the song's chavvy but then I realised it's meant to be! Right okay gotta dock points because you clearly weren't connecting with the whole chav thing. You looked out of place - OWN the performance

Morgan - I must say I LOVED this and it was a unique choice!

[Mitchell]

My one would’ve been Day N Nite or Black and Gold

[Wizard.]

Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton - Heartbroken by T2 ft. Jodie Aysha

Nick: 7
Underscore: 7
Luke: 7.5
Morgan: 5.5
Ant: 8

TOTAL: 35

Nick - A nice original choice, it fits the theme well but still provides potential for an exciting and fun routine with lots of nice moves and fun choreography.

Ant - It feels like nineteen year old ASBO Anna from Birkenhead was yanked out of her estate alongside her CD player and she broke out a dance in front of my very own dance to her favourite song. It was THAT good!

[LukeB]

My one would’ve been Day N Nite or Black and Gold

Day N Nite would have better than the non chav songs such as How we do and Starstruck :skull:

[Wizard.]

Now it is time for our guest performance. The queen of being bluetoothed by everyone's Nokia's in 2006, it's...

Cascada with Everytime We Touch

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Nick: 8
Underscore: 8
Luke: 6
Morgan: 6.5
Ant: 7.5

TOTAL: 36

Nick - Everytime We Touch - This song is such a bop, it's underrated and an original choice that lights up the dance floor, such a fun choice.

Underscore - wow an absolute banga! although i'm surprised yo elephant ass didn't fall through the damn ice

Ant - This brought me back to the days all those years ago where I used to wear trackies and smoke fags on White Dee's garden wall. I mean, I still do that, but with a different types fags. Which is ironic, because this performance is about touching, so you'd think it'd less nostalgic and would make more sense for me to yearn for my tomorrows - not my yesterdays. Perhaps I should start living for my todays

[Liam-]

Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton - Heartbroken by T2 ft. Jodie Aysha

Nick: 7
Underscore: 7
Luke: 7.5
Morgan: 5.5
Ant: 8

TOTAL: 35

Nick - A nice original choice, it fits the theme well but still provides potential for an exciting and fun routine with lots of nice moves and fun choreography.

Ant - It feels like nineteen year old ASBO Anna from Birkenhead was yanked out of her estate alongside her CD player and she broke out a dance in front of my very own dance to her favourite song. It was THAT good!


****ing tune!

[Mitchell]

Day N Nite would have better than the non chav songs such as How we do and Starstruck :skull:

I understand Starstrukk tbh

[Wizard.]

Now it is time for some ICONIC performances. They really could not mess this up in our Mama Rhapsody Extravaganza, it is time for performances by Queen and ABBA. First up, they're hot enough to melt the ice, it's Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay...

[Cal.]

Ant chats so much **** with these.

How can What’s It Gonna Be be too 90s when you yourself have acknowledged its a classic 00s song?

[Wizard.]

Tony Montana and Kem Cetiney - Dancing Queen by ABBA

Nick: 8
Underscore: 8
Luke: 6
Morgan: 10
Ant: 10

TOTAL: 42

Nick - Not the most of original choices but its fun and camp which makes an exciting routine that's enjoyable.

Ant - Since ABBA stole TDWT'S "We Built Gwen's Face" and turned it into "Dancing Queen", I've unstanned ABBA. But this performance made me fall in love with them again! Thanks boo

Morgan - TEN! Because you are the dancing queen! Although young and sweet is debateable - and you definitely don't look 17!

Luke - It was a decent performance but you played it too safe, we are nearly at the final so you should be taking risks! being predictable would not help you

[Wizard.]

Alf and Jorgie Porter - The Winner Takes It All by ABBA

Nick: 9
Underscore: 7
Luke: 7
Morgan: 7
Ant: 9

TOTAL: 39

Nick - A great choice, a nice dramatic song that lends itself nicely to a routine on ice. Creative and exciting, well done.

Underscore - woo bop!

Ant - You took my HEART!

Morgan - Although you're getting a bit ahead of yourself, I must admit I found myself bopping along.

[Liam-]

I understand Starstrukk tbh

King of knowledge

[Wizard.]

Ant chats so much **** with these.

How can What’s It Gonna Be be too 90s when you yourself have acknowledged its a classic 00s song?

It isn't 90's :conf:

[Cal.]

It isn't 90's :conf:

Ant marked it down saying it was too 90s when he associates chav songs with the 00s (which is when the song was released).

Just STUPID!

So don’t make confused faces at me sweaty

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella Westbrook - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBA

Nick: 7
Underscore: 7
Luke: 8
Morgan: 6.5
Ant: 9

TOTAL: 37.5

Nick - An energetic and exciting song choice, not the most original of songs but still makes an enjoyable routine with lots of fun.

Ant - I'll give you a nine. Don't like it? Give me a 6 and you can gimme gimme gimme 69! (Which is ironic, because this performance didn't blow)

Morgan - I was hoping you'd gimme gimme gimme a 10 worthy performance but instead it was rather disappointing.

[Wizard.]

Ant marked it down saying it was too 90s when he associates chav songs with the 00s (which is when the song was released).

Just STUPID!

So don’t make confused faces at me sweaty

I'm not Ant DON@T SHOUT AT ME

[Underscore]

ant marked it down saying it was too 90s when he associates chav songs with the 00s (which is when the song was released).

Just stupid!

So don’t make confused faces at me sweaty

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[Wizard.]

Liam and Kerry Katona - I Want It All by Queen

Nick: 7
Underscore: 6
Luke: 8
Morgan: 5.5
Ant: 6

TOTAL: 32.5

Nick - Whilst the song has lots of passion, I can't see it working on the ice as well as other songs, the song stands out from others and is a creative and fun choice.

Ant - The **** do you want? Skating lessons? A taste in appropriate song choice? THIS is the Queen song you chose?

Luke - Iconic! I wasn't expecting this! keep up the good work

[Barry.]

No Queen?

[Wizard.]

Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton - The Show Must Go On by Queen

Nick: 8
Underscore: 4
Luke: 7.5
Morgan: 5.5
Ant: 7

TOTAL: 31.5

Nick - Can really picture this as a show stopping routine with lots of intensity and passion, lots of room for exciting moves and choreography.

Underscore - seems danceable on the ice, but not the Queen song I'd have gone for especially when there's so many better and iconic Queen songs

Ant - This performance made me gaping, but not quite empty. It just wasn't 'grand' enough?

Morgan - I'm afraid the show mustn't go on if that's what you're gonna give us every week.

Luke - A great performance but it missed some chemistry with your partner

[Cal.]

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Shouldn’t you be picking some half smoked Lambert & Butlers out of your mams ash tray to re-light on the hob around about now?

[Liam-]

If I wanted to play it safe I’d have gone for ABBA with all the gays on the panel but who can out ABBA Lucas lbr, y’all hateful

[Underscore]

Shouldn’t you be picking some half smoked Lambert & Butlers out of your mams ash tray to re-light on the hob around about now?

Parents don't smoke but nice try lmaooo

[Barry.]

Morgan hates queen, go figure.

[Daniel-X]

Starstrukk being a ‘chav’ song? :conf:

[Cal.]

Parents don't smoke but nice try lmaooo

God consider me scalped...

[Wizard.]

Now it's time for a VERY special performance. Cause I'm spooky dooky I brought our Freddie back from the dead just so he can perform on TiBB on Ice. It's...


Queen with We Are The Champions

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Nick: 8
Underscore: 10
Luke: 7
Morgan: 6.5
Ant: 6.5

TOTAL: 38

Nick - A fun choice, it's risky in areas as the variety in tempo means risky choreography that could pay off nicely. I can picture lots of fun moves that make this a stand out routine.

Ant - No one likes a tryhard. You're not the champion yet! You're not even IN the final 5?! A RIDICULOUS song choice!

Morgan - After that average performance - its highly unlikely that you are the champions.

[RileyH]

Shouldn’t you be picking some half smoked Lambert & Butlers out of your mams ash tray to re-light on the hob around about now?

:joker:

[RileyH]

I miss when mont was a judge

[Liam-]

Starstrukk being a ‘chav’ song? :conf:

Endless numbers of walking Burberry adverts played it on speaker around here

[Wizard.]

Let's take a look at the

Leaderboard

Tony and Kem - 33 + 42 = 75
Alf and Jorgie - 31 + 39 = 70
Black Dagger and Laura - 35 + 31.5 = 66.5
Danielle and Daniella - 28 + 37.5 = 65.5
Liam and Kerry - 31.5 + 32.5 = 64


And it's very close between the bottom three! But this can change with YOUR votes, as voting is now OPEN! Please rank your FAV performance from 6 to 1 (LEAST FAV). Your votes will be combined with the judges scores and the bottom two overall will go against each other in our skate off. Our skaters really do not want to miss out on the semi-final, so get voting! Voting closes at 11pm. Skater please send in your skate-off songs to me now.

[LukeB]

Starstrukk being a ‘chav’ song? :conf:

Yeah neither was How we do :skull:

I can't imagine any chavs who listen to n-dubz and all that bopping to starstruck and how we do

[Wizard.]

Tbf does Alf know any chavs :shrug:

[Liam-]

Top of the leaderboard 3 weeks in a row to this, my heart

[Daniel-X]

Tbf does Alf know any chavs :shrug:

He strikes me as the type who lives on a council estate

[Mitchell]

As someone who was in year 9 when Starstrukk came out, all the chavs were listening to it in the classroom lmao

[Wizard.]

Top of the leaderboard 3 weeks in a row to this, my heart

And Tony from bottom to top. We love versatility!

[Tony Montana]

And Tony from bottom to top. We love versatility!

Tea! :dance::dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

[Daniel-X]

People complaining about the Disney theme and you have Rita Ora sent in as a chav song

[Liam-]

Are the skate off songs anonymous as well?

[Wizard.]

Are the skate off songs anonymous as well?

Nope.

[Liam-]

Nope.

Ha, bye, i’ll be a gonner then

[Wizard.]

Ha, bye, i’ll be a gonner then

Well the judges need to give valid reasons I’m not having Jayne Torvill on my panel!

[Wizard.]

You have one hour to vote! When will Holly Willabooby?

[Ross.]

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[Liam-]

Miss Karen, did you love the skates?

[Wizard.]

Karen you can still vote in the Skate off!

[LukeB]

Are we getting the results in a min or tomorrow? got work in the morning

[Wizard.]

Now sorry

[Wizard.]

I can now reveal that the first couple through to the semi-finals is...

[Wizard.]

ALF AND JORGIE PORTER

The next couple avoiding the skate off is...

[Wizard.]

TONY AND KEM

There's only one spot of safety... That goes to...

[Liam-]

:worry:

[Wizard.]

LIAM AND KERRY

Sadly this means that

Black Dagger and Laura

And

Danielle and Daniella

You will be in the skate off. After I have posted the skate off songs judges have until 11:45pm to state who they wish to save. If they do not I will revert to their original scores.

[Mitchell]

Poor BD and Danielle

[Liam-]

:amazed:

[Wizard.]

Skating for their place in the semi's it's...

Danielle and Daniella skating to...

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[Wizard.]

Skating for their place in the semi's it's...

Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton

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[Wizard.]

Mitchell feel free to vote if you think it's fair...

[Mitchell]

Both are amazing and will be a loss and both are pretty equal in my opinion, except I felt the show must go on was a much better choice, so I’ll save Black Dagger and Laura.

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella - 0

Black Dagger and Laura - 1

[Tony Montana]

Thanks for saving me everyone xx

[Cal.]

Like its our last dance!

[Underscore]

sorry i vote black dagger

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella - 0

Black Dagger and Laura - 2

[Morgan.]

I vote to save daniel

[LukeB]

I vote for Danielle

And so does Ant

[Cal.]

AWOOO

[Wizard.]

Danielle and Daniella - 3

Black Dagger and Laura - 2

[Wizard.]

Unfortunately we say goodbye to Black Dagger and Laura! Sorry to see you go and thanks for being amazing contestants! Do not worry as you will perform a group performance at the finals along with the other eliminated bitches!

Who wants to know the semi-final themes?

[Wizard.]

1. 6vay5SgNPpk

[Wizard.]

2. yCGCLHbj15M

[Liam-]

Divas?

[Wizard.]

1. Sweet Treats - Song must include something sweet related e.g. chocolate, sweets, desserts, milkshakes etc...

2. Get Me To The Final - You can essentially do what you want. This is the song that you are telling the judges "I deserve to be in the final" so don't waste it.

[Wizard.]

Only received one set of songs so far.

[Black Dagger]

Omg I didn't realise I'm out I'm sad sorry I've had so much go8ng on lol obviously.

[Wizard.]

Omg I didn't realise I'm out I'm sad sorry I've had so much go8ng on lol obviously.

It is what you deserve after Heartbroken has been stuck in my head all week.

[Tony Montana]

It is what you deserve after Heartbroken has been stuck in my head all week.

Heartbroken is a classic tyvm :nono:

This was my tune in year 8

[Liam-]

If my songs get shat on this round I’ll fume

[Wizard.]

Well am actually just waiting for one of Danielle's songs and both of Tony's

[Wizard.]

Songs have been sent to the judges.

[Alf]

Easter Monday is a perfect time for the semi final, so if Riley and the judges could get their acts together, you can make this happen.

[Alf]

Good job Daniel got through, his skate off song was miles better than BDs, no offence BD. but it just was, if yours had have been better I would have said you.

I'm proud to be from a council estate, I wouldn't change it for all the money in the World.

Miss Ora definitely has or has had chav in her.

[Wizard.]

Well the judges are not really impressed...

[Ross.]

Oh wow Karen thought she was being kind with some of the scores https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcRk3_UmKbBQ2Fn0IDXT92YDonn3LGM 3hNaFJuyCBJrH_8kafKS7

[Liam-]

When’s this happening?

[Wizard.]

Well I just got the last judge's scores but like, this is going to happen until tomorrow evening. I'll say 8pm.

[Liam-]

Is or isn’t? Cause I’m off out

[Wizard.]

Isn't*