Mitchell ranks all the C5 CBB housemates, just what we all need

[Mitchell]

I bet I only do like 5, but yolo!

Starting soon xx


NO NEGATIVITY TOWARDS ME PLZ I AM NOT ASKING FOR YOUR CRITIQUE!


206. Winston McKenzie
205. Cami-Li
204. Stephanie Pratt
203. Danielle Marr
202. Chloe Goodman
201. Jeremy Jackson
200. Evander Holyfield
199. David McIntosh
198. Tila Tequila
197. Lewis Bloor
196. Stephen Bear
195. Marnie Simpson
194. Chloe Khan
193. Jamie O’Hara
192. Calum Best (CBB19)
191. Trisha Paytas
190. Andrew Brady
189. Jermaine Pennant
188. Bobby Sabel
187. Dapper Laughs
186. Jeremy McConnell
185. Jenna Jameson
184. Farrah Abraham
183. Heavy D
182. Natalie Nunn
181. Jemma Lucy
180. Shane Jenek
179. James Jordan (14)
178. Ricci Guarnaccio
177. Paul Danan
176. Darryn Lyons
175. Samantha Brick
174. Mario Falcone
173. George Gilbey
172. Calum Best (15)
171. Austin Armacost (16)
170. Scotty T
169. Speidi (19)
168. Marissa Jade
167. Jim Davidson
166. Biggins
165. James Jordan (CBB19)
164. Sally Morgan
163. Stacy Francis
162. MC Harvey

[Mitchell]

And I’m gonna try and rewatch as many clips to remind myself how fab Gillian Taylforth is x

[Elliot]

andrew brady better be last

[RileyH]

steph davis to snatch in an iconic unpredictable win

[montblanc]

banghard wins

[Denver]

banghard wins

She is the worse model in CBB history and they have had Lucy Pinder

[Epic.]

Not the plagiarizing of me

[Mitchell]

andrew brady better be last
Probs gonna be low down
steph davis to snatch in an iconic unpredictable win
Doubtful
banghard wins
Realistic tbh
She is the worse model in CBB history and they have had Lucy Pinder
I mean she was better than David McIntosh
Not the plagiarizing of me

Sue me x

[Mitchell]

I will also include the returnees from series 19 twice, as I feel some of their personalities did change

[RileyH]

I will also include the returnees from series 19 twice, as I feel some of their personalities did change

CBB13 Jasmine Waltz & CBB19 Jasmine Waltz top 2 :clap1:

[Tony Montana]

Top 10 of Kim, Tiffany, Luisa, Frenchy, Nana Julie, Shannon Twins (one HM), Michael Madsen, Perez, Hardeep and the GC or keep it.

[Mitchell]

Top 10 of Kim, Tiffany, Luisa, Frenchy, Nana Julie, Shannon Twins (one HM), Michael Madsen, Perez, Hardeep and the GC or keep it.

Some of them will make it, some will not.

[Matthew.]

Perched

[Mitchell]

Perched

We love a supportive friend

[Black Dagger]

And I’m gonna try and rewatch as many clips to remind myself how fab Gillian Taylforth is x

You'll have a good job.

[Mitchell]

You'll have a good job.

Don’t start

[Mitchell]

206. Winston McKenzie
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/WINSTON-430151.jpg
Lowest Male, Lowest CBB17

Pros

Literally nothing


Cons

A massive homophobe, his comments before the series and the justification of them was pathetic
Absolute creep, creeping over our queen Nancy
Other than being a homophobe and creep, literally had nothing else about him, bye bitch!


Next up: A glamour model, who often gets called a good housemate, bye bitch!

[Daniel.]

Please don't

[Mitchell]

Please don't




NO NEGATIVITY TOWARDS ME PLZ I AM NOT ASKING FOR YOUR CRITIQUE!

Xx

[Epic.]

So many worse than him, in CBB17 alone I'd consider him better than Jeremy

[brat.]

god no one wants this

[Matthew.]

I more or less forgot he existed, so not an obvious first boot, but still a good choice for first out :clap1:

[Mitchell]

205. Cami Li
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article5010399.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Celebrity-Big-Brother-Day-13.jpg
Lowest Female, Lowest CBB15

Pros

Got Perez immunity


Cons

Desperate for a showmance with Calum
Vile vile towards Alicia in the ‘your mum doesn’t love you’ argument
Just irritating tbh


Next up: a relative of a previous housemate

[RileyH]

Cami ROBBED

[Matthew.]

I think you put "Got Perez immunity" in the Pros section by accident, just pointing that out for you so you can rectify this issue because rn it kinda looks like you're trying to say that keeping Perez Hilton in there for longer than we needed to was a good thing?

[Mitchell]

204.Stephanie Pratt
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4069166.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Stephanie-Pratt.jpg
Lowest CBB14

I find it interesting when people talk about the whole Gary Busey situation, as it’s always James Jordan that people say was the bully towards him, when actually in my eyes it was her that was the worst towards him.

As soon as Gary denied Spencer Pratt’s existence, it seemed like it sparked an anger in her.

A lot of people always say about how funny her rant towards him was, when in fact I thought it was actually quite horrible, definitely deserved her eviction.

Next up: one of Adams faves

[Epic.]

A deserving cut I can agree with :clap1: James, Dee, Ricci and George have got to follow soon

[Matthew.]

I've only watched up to Day 12 of CBB14 but I've seen enough to know she was absolutely vile and one of the worst of all time.

I never integrated the CBB14 cast into my own ranking of all the housemates because I didn't completely finish it but she's a bottom 10 CBB housemate for sure

[Mitchell]

203.Danielle Marr
http://i2.cdnds.net/13/35/618x390/uktv-celebrity-big-brother-danielle-marr-eviction-2.jpg
Lowest CBB12


I know you’re all shook that she’s out but there’s still homophobes and all that jazz, but she was pretty **** and a total nonentity

Genuinely can’t remember one thing she did in the house and she wasn’t even really a celebrity, so bye Danielle

Next: another from the CBB15 bully gang

[reece(:]

- Pro of Winston was boot armour for Nancy lasting another week <3
- Cami Li queen :love:
- Steph Pratt vicious harpy!
- Danielle Marr underrated mess.

[Matthew.]

- Pro of Winston was boot armour for Nancy lasting another week <3

A point

[LukeB]

Get hopkins out

[Mitchell]

202. Chloe Goodman
https://images.radiotimes.com/namedimage/Celebrity_Big_Brother_2015__Chloe_Goodman.jpg?qual ity=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/66545.jpg

Just like Cami Li, her treatment of Alicia was full on disgusting.

Although I loved when she did the whole ‘I’m gonna bully Perez for the rest of the series, then got evicted 5 minutes later, definitely deserved to be first boot.

Also once gave me proper evils for asking to get my bag and coat from beside her, when SHE stole my seat, so she can go and **** herself tbh


Next up: another from this series.

[Mitchell]

A point

Reece has definitely got a point there tbh

[reece(:]

Chloe queen of pissing off Jewish film producers?

[Mitchell]

201. Jeremy Jackson
https://www.bellenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Jeremy-Jackson-Celebrity-Big-Brother.jpg

How did this man even pass the tests? Like seriously one of the most concerning housemates of all time.

Next: a homophobe

[reece(:]

Next: a homophobe


Bye Evander!

[Matthew.]

What did Chloe to do Alicia I can’t remember

[Mitchell]

200. Evander Holyfield
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Evander+Holyfield+Celebrity+Brother+UK+PknHprvdxE4 l.jpg
Lowest CBB13

A homophobic pig, him being so proud about beating up a horse was pathetic.

Would’ve been lower had he not been a big name and hadn’t given us Luisa’s reactions.

Next: Kelly Brook can do betta!

[Mitchell]

199. David McIntosh
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/cbb-david-mackintosh.png

Just like Stephanie, just a bully, who definitely deserved to be our first.

Not even that attractive, although RileyH would still hop on his dick

Next: an irrelevant person whose only redeeming quality is the fact that I’m in her entrance photo

[Mitchell]

(Although I cant find said photo ffs)

[Denver]

203.Danielle Marr
http://i2.cdnds.net/13/35/618x390/uktv-celebrity-big-brother-danielle-marr-eviction-2.jpg
Lowest CBB12


I know you’re all shook that she’s out but there’s still homophobes and all that jazz, but she was pretty **** and a total nonentity

Genuinely can’t remember one thing she did in the house and she wasn’t even really a celebrity, so bye Danielle

Next: another from the CBB15 bully gang

C U Next Tuesday

[Mitchell]

198.Tila Tequila
https://www.twitcelebgossip.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/TilaTequilaCelebrityBigBrother2015.png
Lowest CBB16

Only really this high as I think she might’ve been an interesting contestant, although all I remember her flirting with James hill and boom gone

Next: first of half of the CBB18 contestants cull

[Mitchell]

C U Next Tuesday

I’m not seeing you next Tuesday?

[Mitchell]

197. Lewis Bloor
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/07/22/36FB74ED00000578-3728398-image-m-11_1470604906294.jpg
Lowest CBB18

Being lower than Bear says it all I think, the only redeemable quality about his was the fact he got his willy out, and even that wasn’t that nice.

Just a showmance bore who only added nastiness, feel sorry that James Whale had to suffer Lewis ruining his eviction.

Next: another CBB18 twerp

[Mitchell]

196. Stephen Bear
http://static.ok.co.uk/media/images/625x417_ct/953568_wenn29434260_dbb119e347b9871844d8d34bbb461f 74.jpg
Lowest winner, lowest finalist.

Was just as bad as Lewis to be honest, but I thought the security guard confronting him was bloody hilarious, so at least he did something.

Not ruthless, just a bit of a bellend tbh, glad he didn’t return for CBB19.

Next: someone who doesn’t live up to her legendary hollyoaks namesake

[Mitchell]

Will continue tomorrow x

[Denver]

Poor Kathy Beale at 195 :fan:

[Mitchell]

Poor Kathy Beale at 195 :fan:

Didn’t realise there was a character in hollyoaks called Queen Gillian?

[Mitchell]

195. Marnie Simpson
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8689233.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Marnie-Simpson-Celebrity-Big-Brother.jpg

She was completely horrid towards Saira, which is when I started to dislike her, but then for the rest of the series all she provided was the dullest showmance of all time and provided Bear with more of a platform, not Marnie Nightingale I can tell you!


Next: another of this dreadful clique

[Tony Montana]

Bye @ you not putting Bear dead last.

[RileyH]

195. Marnie Simpson
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8689233.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Marnie-Simpson-Celebrity-Big-Brother.jpg

She was completely horrid towards Saira, which is when I started to dislike her, but then for the rest of the series all she provided was the dullest showmance of all time and provided Bear with more of a platform, not Marnie Nightingale I can tell you!


Next: another of this dreadful clique


both queens

[Mitchell]

194. Chloe Khan
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8577187.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chloe-Khan-entering-Celebrity-Big-Brother-main.jpg

All she did was whine and do whatever the hell she did with Bear, poor Lillie.


Next: the first footballer on the list

[Epic.]

Bye @ you not putting Bear dead last.

Especially when he's got rid of Marnie and Lewis for associating themselves with him :skull:

[Mitchell]

Bye @ you not putting Bear dead last.

At least he provided that security guard moment

[Epic.]

Probably the most disappointing housemate I've ever come across @Chloe . We were all expecting her to be the forum favorite but instead she's one of the worst of all time

[Mitchell]

Especially when he's got rid of Marnie and Lewis for associating themselves with him :skull:

Actually more their involvement with Saira that they’re out this early tbh

[Mitchell]

193. Jamie O’Hara
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Jamie-O-Hara-Celebrity-Big-Brother-809404.jpg
Lowest CBB19

Where do I start with this chicken livered adultering ****?

His flirting with Nicola was pathetic, especially given the fact she’s married.

Was always horrible to Jedward and felt the need to need to be a twat to them to make him more likeable to James Jordan etc

Just a prized bellend really, the way he went to go and scream in Kim’s face to try and make himself look like a gentleman was ****ing laughable tbh


Next: the first ‘all star’ to fall

[Barry.]

CBB13 Jasmine Waltz & CBB19 Jasmine Waltz top 2 :clap1:

You wish lol.

[RileyH]

everyone will think that am like stupid & dumb but am sure they won't think am stupid & dumb when they're washing me ****in dishes and am just being a princess x

[Mitchell]

192. Calum Best (CBB19)
https://images.radiotimes.com/namedimage/Celebrity_Big_Brother_star_Calum_Best_s_reaction_t o_his_mum_joining_the_house_was_priceless.jpg?qual ity=85&mode=crop&width=620&height=374&404=tv&url=/uploads/images/original/127220.JPG
Lowest All Star, Down on his first appearance

His time in CBB19 just showed him to be a massive slimeball really, he was like this in CBB15 but they had more distraction.

Out of all the CBB15 housemates (which imo is the best series ever), they pick the most boring dullard possible

Next: an Internet ‘sensation’

[Mitchell]

You wish lol.

Tbf both Jasmines have made it quite far

[Mitchell]

191. Trisha Paytas
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/958000/Trisha-Paytas-in-Celebrity-Big-Brother-1040958.jpg
Lowest CBB20

Trisha was just awful to be honest, I was so excited to see her going in, I thought she’d be hilarious, when in reality she was just a mess.

She was encouraging bullying towards other housemates, was so mean to some housemates who did nothing wrong to her, when she came out all the bull**** and flip flopping in her videos whilst encouraging people to bullying Sarah was disgusting, total flop.

Next: The Apprentice’s first fall

[Barry.]

197. Lewis Bloor
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/07/22/36FB74ED00000578-3728398-image-m-11_1470604906294.jpg
Lowest CBB18

Being lower than Bear says it all I think, the only redeemable quality about his was the fact he got his willy out, and even that wasn’t that nice.

Just a showmance bore who only added nastiness, feel sorry that James Whale had to suffer Lewis ruining his eviction.

Next: another CBB18 twerp


He is hot though.

[SherzyK]

#AndrewOut

[Barry.]

191. Trisha Paytas
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/958000/Trisha-Paytas-in-Celebrity-Big-Brother-1040958.jpg
Lowest CBB20

Trisha was just awful to be honest, I was so excited to see her going in, I thought she’d be hilarious, when in reality she was just a mess.

She was encouraging bullying towards other housemates, was so mean to some housemates who did nothing wrong to her, when she came out all the bull**** and flip flopping in her videos whilst encouraging people to bullying Sarah was disgusting, total flop.

Next: The Apprentice’s first fall


She was a flop!

[Matthew.]

Calum and Jamie were awful

[Mitchell]

190. Andrew Brady
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/909000/Andrew-Brady-on-Celebrity-Big-Brother-1216909.jpg
Lowest CBB21, Lowest Apprentice candidate

Another disappointment for me, I quite liked him on The Apprentice and thought he’d be great fun, but everything was just so fake and desperate.

First of all, supposedly the lowest fee ever, then ‘ooh look I’ve brought some wax strips, can one of ya wax meh bum pleaaase’ and then the Austin and James rip off with Shane Jenek, which to be honest was even worse than the cringeworthy Jaustin.

And to be honest just a bit of a prick towards other housemates, so glad he was evicted when he was.

Next: another one of RileyH’s dreadful favourites

[Tony Montana]

Especially when he's got rid of Marnie and Lewis for associating themselves with him :skull:

Mess

At least he provided that security guard moment

That was all the security guards doing I'm afraid, had nothing to do with Bear.

[brat.]

Trisha and Chloe robbed cancel this immediately

[SherzyK]

#JermaineOut

[Tony Montana]

Probably the most disappointing housemate I've ever come across @Chloe . We were all expecting her to be the forum favorite but instead she's one of the worst of all time

Tea!

[Tony Montana]

191. Trisha Paytas
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/958000/Trisha-Paytas-in-Celebrity-Big-Brother-1040958.jpg
Lowest CBB20

Trisha was just awful to be honest, I was so excited to see her going in, I thought she’d be hilarious, when in reality she was just a mess.

She was encouraging bullying towards other housemates, was so mean to some housemates who did nothing wrong to her, when she came out all the bull**** and flip flopping in her videos whilst encouraging people to bullying Sarah was disgusting, total flop.

Next: The Apprentice’s first fall


Couldn't stand her, was delighted when she left.

[JerseyWins]

Did I give you permission to eliminate Cami & Steph Pratt 2nd & 3rd and to have Bear, Marnie & Trisha that low? x

[Mitchell]

189. Jermaine Pennant
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/50000/620x/jermaine2-724832.jpg
Lowest CBB22

Following the awful footballer curse, Jermaine proved himself to be an absolute twat.

Using Chloe and trying to weasel his way out of it by saying ‘it was only banter’ and then deciding to bring up his wife towards the end of his reign

He must have a very tolerant wife, awful housemate and awful person, which explains why RileyH loves him so much

Next: someone who even google didn’t know

[Mitchell]

Did I give you permission to eliminate Cami & Steph Pratt 2nd & 3rd and to have Bear, Marnie & Trisha that low? x

Maybe they should’ve been less dreadful x

[JerseyWins]

I just CANT take this list seriously!

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article8689233.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Marnie-Simpson-Celebrity-Big-Brother.jpg

[Matthew.]

We hate Jermaine

[Tony Montana]

We hate Jermaine

That we do.

[Elliot]

If cbb15 is ur favourite, then miss Alicia better be in the top 10 x

[Matthew.]

Such a cringey bastard

[JerseyWins]

At least Andrew Brady & Calum are gone but Legend Jamie has been robbed too

http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Jamie-O-Hara-Celebrity-Big-Brother-809404.jpg

[Mitchell]

188. Bobby Sabel
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article186422.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/bobby-sabel-is-voted-out-of-the-big-brother-house-pic-pa-809740998.jpg
Lowest CBB8

Boring, vain, an Arsehole, not even famous and probably would’ve been RileyH’s fave if he hadn’t still been in the womb, BYE!



Next: is known by two different names

[Tony Montana]

I still can't believe he wasn't ejected

[Matthew.]

idkha

[Tony Montana]

idkha

You're lucky.

[Matthew.]

Aw that’s not the sweaty boy is it

[Mitchell]

187. Daniel O’Reilly
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/605000/620x/Celebrity-Big-Brother-Dapper-Laughs-677295.jpg

Him proposing to his girlfriend was cute I guess? But him and Andrew’s isolation of Jonny was pretty horrid imo

Next: more tattoos than sense

[Tony Montana]

Aw that’s not the sweaty boy is it

Bingo.

[Tony Montana]

Ngl I howled so loudly at Dapper's vulgar comment about Anne the first time I watched it.

[SherzyK]

#JeremyOut?

[RileyH]

Not even that attractive, although RileyH would still hop on his dick

Next: another one of RileyH’s dreadful favourites

He must have a very tolerant wife, awful housemate and awful person, which explains why RileyH loves him so much

probably would’ve been RileyH’s fave if he hadn’t still been in the womb

https://media1.tenor.com/images/70810eb0909c1af92189157e25ced995/tenor.gif

[Mitchell]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/70810eb0909c1af92189157e25ced995/tenor.gif

I loov ya really:flower:

[Matthew.]

Dapper Laughs more like Dire Laughs, god he was such a crap housemate

And then when I did my 2018 ranking people complained about DANIEL O’REILLY being in the bottom 5 or whatever it was like :umm2:

[Mitchell]

186. Jeremy McConnell
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/507437154-e1486833759840.jpg?w=748&h=534&crop=1

I mean he voted against my Nancy to start with.

He was desperate for a showmance, when Steph wasn’t feeling well he has his tongue down poor Tiffany’s throat, rather toxic.

And your tattoos are **** mate

Next: the lowest of the CBB16 lot

[Mitchell]

Dapper Laughs more like Dire Laughs, god he was such a crap housemate

And then when I did my 2018 ranking people complained about DANIEL O’REILLY being in the bottom 5 or whatever it was like :umm2:

He was absolute pants

[Tony Montana]

Dapper Laughs more like Dire Laughs

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Tony Montana]

186. Jeremy McConnell
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/507437154-e1486833759840.jpg?w=748&h=534&crop=1

I mean he voted against my Nancy to start with.

He was desperate for a showmance, when Steph wasn’t feeling well he has his tongue down poor Tiffany’s throat, rather toxic.

And your tattoos are **** mate

Next: the lowest of the CBB16 lot


Vile, boring prick.

[Tony Montana]

HTF was he even a celebrity? What was he known for?

[Epic.]

I think I'm the only one here who doesn't think Daniel was that bad :skull:

[Mitchell]

185. Jenna Jameson
http://static6.tellymixcdn.com/ts/500/250/www.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/09/CBB_Jenna5.jpg
Lowest CBB16

Rather horrid tbh and not as entertaining as everyone insisted, thought she was worse than Farrah really, but not by much at all.



Next: partner in crime

[Epic.]

Bobby Sabel on the other hand deserves unanimous hate and I can't believe some still like him. Even more offensive than TRICKING SOMEONE TO DRINK YOUR SWEAT was that it followed through with him becoming invisible and THEN beating legend Sally Bercow in a VTS, ruining that series by getting rid of the then star of that series.

[JerseyWins]

I think I'm the only one here who doesn't think Daniel was that bad :skull:
I liked the Geezah!

But then again, that’s me :joker:

[JerseyWins]

185. Jenna Jameson
http://static6.tellymixcdn.com/ts/500/250/www.tellymix.co.uk/files/2015/09/CBB_Jenna5.jpg
Lowest CBB16

Rather horrid tbh and not as entertaining as everyone insisted, thought she was worse than Farrah really, but not by much at all.



Next: partner in crime

WOW this is some tea I don’t drink often tho :clap1:

[RileyH]

Geezah!

please stop

[Mitchell]

184. Farrah Abraham
http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/124000/farrah-abraham-celebrity-big-brother-285124.jpg

A less likeable Natalie Nunn (which is an achievement in itself), was mean and horrible to people to try and be entertaining and don’t start me on that tea task where she was incredibly homophobic towards James and Austin and then moaning about two of the other contestants being lesbians, it was disgusting and she should’ve been removed for those comments tbh

But at least her launch night dress was cute.

Next: Boom

[RileyH]

HTF was he even a celebrity? What was he known for?

Beauty School Dropouts

http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/carousel_wide/public/mtv_uk/articles/2017/06/01/beauty-school-cop-outs-watn.jpg?itok=GTMec3H2

[RileyH]

(and yes that is scarlett moffatt)

[Mitchell]

Beauty School Dropouts

http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/carousel_wide/public/mtv_uk/articles/2017/06/01/beauty-school-cop-outs-watn.jpg?itok=GTMec3H2

Bore

[RileyH]

https://i.imgur.com/JWNARmx.gif

[brat.]

why is john barnes still in

[Matthew.]

184. Farrah Abraham
http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/124000/farrah-abraham-celebrity-big-brother-285124.jpg

A less likeable Natalie Nunn (which is an achievement in itself), was mean and horrible to people to try and be entertaining and don’t start me on that tea task where she was incredibly homophobic towards James and Austin and then moaning about two of the other contestants being lesbians, it was disgusting and she should’ve been removed for those comments tbh

But at least her launch night dress was cute.

Next: Boom


Our Bobby ended her

[brat.]

farrah robbt #FreeFarrah

[Mitchell]

183. Heavy D
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/ad_214354816-e1469909763984.jpg?w=748&h=558&crop=1

I don’t even have the patience to do a write up for him tbh


Next: another forum fave

[SherzyK]

Says it all tbh :skull:

[brat.]

why was heavy d in for this long

[Tony Montana]

Beauty School Dropouts

http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/carousel_wide/public/mtv_uk/articles/2017/06/01/beauty-school-cop-outs-watn.jpg?itok=GTMec3H2

Mess was the show good?

[JerseyWins]

please stop
You got a problem?

https://i.imgur.com/JWNARmx.gif

[Mitchell]

why was heavy d in for this long

He once sent me a free t shirt (before CBB) so I feel like he isn’t a complete bastard

[Tony Montana]

183. heavy d
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/ad_214354816-e1469909763984.jpg?w=748&h=558&crop=1

i don’t even have the patience to do a write up for him tbh


next: Another forum fave


boooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

[JerseyWins]

why was heavy d in for this long
Should’ve been longer, robbed </3

[Liam-]

This list is gorgeous so far (except Andrew being out already)

[brat.]

He once sent me a free t shirt (before CBB) so I feel like he isn’t a complete bastard

how did you a) know who he was before cbb) and b) want a free t shirt from him in the first place

[RileyH]

Mess was the show good?

idk I never watched it :p

[Tony Montana]

Our Bobby ended her

One of the best nomination speeches ever :clap1::worship:

[RileyH]

This list is gorgeous so far (except Andrew being out already)

he deserved lower

https://i.imgur.com/JWNARmx.gif

[Mitchell]

how did you a) know who he was before cbb) and b) want a free t shirt from him in the first place

A) We had a few mutual friends when he was on Storage Hunters

B) I like free **** tbh

[Liam-]

he deserved lower

https://i.imgur.com/JWNARmx.gif

I’m not being lectured by a Jermaine Pennant fan :oh:

[Epic.]

Get Bobby Davro Out, way worse than Farrah

[Mitchell]

Get Bobby Davro Out, way worse than Farrah

Fake news

[Epic.]

Pretty partial to Natasha going too :hee:

[Tony Montana]

Mitchell, do a C5 civilian one after this.

[RileyH]

Mitchell, do a C5 civilian one after this.

as if he's gonna complete this one

[Epic.]

I'll never get why the forum adores the likes of Tamar Braxton and Natalie Nunn but hates a housemate like Farrah Abraham who's also crude and unhinged in how she acts. My only explanation is some weird ****s are being purposefully weird to me, and they're ****ing weirdos.

[Tony Montana]

as if he's gonna complete this one

He probably will now that you've posted this :idc:

[Mitchell]

Farrah used a task to be homophobic, so is trash

[JerseyWins]

I'll never get why the forum adores the likes of Tamar Braxton and Natalie Nunn but hates a housemate like Farrah Abraham who's also crude and unhinged in how she acts. My only explanation is some weird ****s are being purposefully weird to me, and they're ****ing weirdos.
Natalie Nunn was a lot more chill & funny on the whole... and not just playing up a “diva” for the sake of being one because that’s her only shtick (like the other two mentioned here).

I also found Tamar a lot more annoying than Farrah personally but Farrah could be a lot meaner. They’re sort of all 3 different tbf so I could see how people could like one & not the others or like all 3. :shrug:

[Epic.]

Farrah used a task to be homophobic, so is trash

She was literally told to be as offensive as possible, for people to criticize her for this makes absolutely no sense, she even apologized if she offended anyone after doing what she was asked to do. As someone with two disabilities, I wasn't even offended when she was calling someone retarded because I knew why she had to do it.

[Mitchell]

182. Natalie Nunn
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/285x395/1007547_1.jpg

If epic would let me FINNNISSH!

Like Farrah, all of her drama was totally fabricated and not real in any way, she was constantly getting in arguments to try to be entertaining.

I was really looking forward to her as she’d been rumoured since 2012 and people had made so many comparisons to Tiffany and Frenchy, but in reality she was just quite nasty to Gabby, Hardeep and many others without having any redeeming qualities, sorry not sorry.


Next: another glamour model

[JerseyWins]

https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/285x395/1007547_1.jpg

Bye Mitchell

[Mitchell]

She was literally told to be as offensive as possible, for people to criticize her for this makes absolutely no sense, she even apologized if she offended anyone after doing what she was asked to do. As someone with two disabilities, I wasn't even offended when she was calling someone retarded because I knew why she had to do it.

No, she didn’t have to be homophobic, ableist etc, she chose to do that and disguised it as ‘just part of the task’

She could’ve been disruptive etc without being homophobic.

[SherzyK]

Erm

[Mitchell]

181. Jemma Lucy
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/893000/620x/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2017-Jemma-Lucy-637628.jpg

Again, quite horrible.

I enjoyed her VT and was really looking forward to seeing more, but as every episode went by, she just got nastier and nastier towards other housemates.

Although she made me cackle a few times, so isn’t as low as she would’ve been otherwise

Next: another winner

[Denver]

Fyi if Stormy Daniels isnt #1 I am fighting you

[montblanc]

cancel it!

https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/893000/620x/Celebrity-Big-Brother-2017-Jemma-Lucy-637628.jpg

[Mitchell]

Fyi if Stormy Daniels isnt #1 I am fighting you

I’m sure she would’ve been top 5 for sure had she gone in

[montblanc]

Beauty School Dropouts

http://www.mtv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/carousel_wide/public/mtv_uk/articles/2017/06/01/beauty-school-cop-outs-watn.jpg?itok=GTMec3H2

screaming i watched like 4 episodes of this ages ago :laugh2:

[RileyH]

jem ROBBED

[Mitchell]

180. Shane Jenek/Courtney Act
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/pri_646521191-e1515507322591.jpg?w=374&h=246&crop=1

I didn’t know much about Shane beforehand as I’m not a drag race watcher, however as soon as he went in, I thought he dealt with India tremendously.

For the first few days I thought he was fantastic, but soon after he became a preachy mess (very much like the previous drag race alumni, although we will get to her) and quite fake.

It felt very much like he was desperate to fit in with the boys and to be honest he was just such a disappointment in the end.

Next: is that Brad Pitt I see?

[Mitchell]

179. James Jordan (CBB14)
https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/673000/620x/James-Jordan-397236.jpg

Surprised he lasted this long to be honest.

Arrogant, fake bellend, who treated Gary appallingly, thoroughly pleased he didn’t win.

Although I did laugh when he thought of himself as the Brad Pitt of the dance world, when in reality he is the Gary Busey of the dance world.

Next: Another CBB14

[Matthew.]

I don’t even remember what Farrah’s meant to have said or did in that task that gets brought up all the time, I just disliked her because she was a draining twat

[Matthew.]

Ugh I feel like Mrs Glanville’s cull is coming soon and I am not here for it

[Mitchell]

Ugh I feel like Mrs Glanville’s cull is coming soon and I am not here for it

She’s got a little while left

[Epic.]

James Jordan, now THERE'S someone who was actually discriminatory :yuk: , particularly towards mentally challenged and elderly people. The amount of times I had to hear him lecture 'My grandfather is even OLDER than Gary and *I don't* see my grandfather behave like that!" or "I don't see *MY WIFE* behaving like how Lauren does!" He had some hilarious rivalries with Gary, Audley, Kelly and Kim, and the times when his dickishness was inoffensive he was actually hilarious, but otherwise he still sucks

[Tony Montana]

I don’t even remember what Farrah’s meant to have said or did in that task that gets brought up all the time, I just disliked her because she was a draining twat

Starts at 2:37

RIdVx56jBSQ

[Epic.]

Gross I'm just now remembering how James was just as ageist to young people, the way he lashed out at Jedward made me just as uncomfortable as when Jamie or Nicola did it. Acting like 25 year old's can't speak out or act even slightly youthful :skull:

[Matthew.]

180. Shane Jenek/Courtney Act
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/pri_646521191-e1515507322591.jpg?w=374&h=246&crop=1

I didn’t know much about Shane beforehand as I’m not a drag race watcher, however as soon as he went in, I thought he dealt with India tremendously.

For the first few days I thought he was fantastic, but soon after he became a preachy mess (very much like the previous drag race alumni, although we will get to her) and quite fake.

It felt very much like he was desperate to fit in with the boys and to be honest he was just such a disappointment in the end.

Next: is that Brad Pitt I see?

:oh:

[RileyH]

Starts at 2:37

RIdVx56jBSQ

'you're all lesbians or some ****' asdsasdfdsdf

[RileyH]

god courtney was such a disappointment it still hurts

[Liam-]

Courtney and James? This is going downhill fast

[Epic.]

'you're all lesbians or some ****' asdsasdfdsdf

"Well I'm sorry that you two are ACTING like lesbians! :rolleyes: "

[Mitchell]

178. Ricci Guarnaccio
http://i3.chroniclelive.co.uk/incoming/article7643905.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/JS44296357.jpg

Actually really liked him at the start, then the bullying of Gary started with him getting in Gary’s bed to wind him up and all sorts, it was extremely twattish, the worst part being that he saw nothing wrong with it.

Next: Another letdown

[Liam-]

Genuinely forgot he existed

[Mitchell]

Genuinely forgot he existed

So did his parents probably

[Tony Montana]

Should've been lower

Boring, vain, dull, unintelligent prick.

[Tony Montana]

I still cringe at his speech to Gary during F2F nominations

[Matthew.]

Genuinely forgot he existed

Same lmao

[Matthew.]

Fun fact: Lauren Goodger from the same series is just one day older than him :shocked:

[Mitchell]

177. Paul Danan
http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/47/photos/496000/620x/Paul-Danan-Celebrity-Big-Brother-638210.jpg

Let’s start with the positives, him setting off the fire alarm thinking it was the diary room button was hilarious.

The rest of his stay was either boring or just prickish, but at least he’s not Calum Best.


Next: a six pack faker than most of Natalie Nunn’s drama

[Tony Montana]

Danan was a howl at times

[RileyH]

dangerous danan was a scream

[Matthew.]

Vile nasty horrible fake twat. Not keen on him

[Tony Montana]

Danan was a howl at times

dangerous danan was a scream

https://media.tenor.com/images/f4436c267d132e62b7bc1b1e95da72b4/tenor.gif

[Epic.]

I liked him even though he was unbearable in the beginning. The way he treated Karthik and sometimes Sarah was inexcusable, but once the show stopped taking him seriously, it was pretty fun to watch his antics, and he really was one of the only people in CBB20 with a shred of a personality to him

[montblanc]

ah KNOW YOUR ****ING NAME :mad:

[Mitchell]

176. Darryn Lyons
http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article149129.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/darryn-lyons-shows-off-his-six-pack-778206542.jpg

Always seemed very sleazy and just slippery, not likeable whatsoever.

Although Sally’s reaction to him was amazing so, I’ll give him that.

Next: CBB10’s first victim

[Matthew.]

Omg wtf is THAT

[Epic.]

Omg wtf is THAT

:laugh2:

[montblanc]

Omg wtf is THAT

:joker::joker::joker:

[Mitchell]

175. Samantha Brick
http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/article2521034.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/brick.jpg
Lowest CBB10

She’s mainly this low as I don’t remember anything she did in the house, I was so excited for her to go in as her articles about how pretty she is made me howl, but she was pretty uneventful I think.

Next: TOWIE

[montblanc]

darryn lowkey wasn't that bad :skull:

[Tony Montana]

Omg wtf is THAT

:joker::joker:

[montblanc]

god i ****ing HATED her

http://i1.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/article2521034.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/brick.jpg

[montblanc]

she's the type of women to call a girl a hoe for simply having sex while wetting herself over men who's slept with like 300 people

[Mitchell]

174. Mario Falcone
https://i0.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ay_116756074-e1377265601759.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=480&h=360&crop=1&zoom=1&ssl=1

All I remember of him is him flirting with Carol McGiffin, so that’s why he is this low.

Next: another of the biggest disappointments.

[Epic.]

she's the type of women to call a girl a hoe for simply having sex while wetting herself over men who's slept with like 300 people

That reminds me of the fanbase of that vile Kirk Norcross who should be out long ago :fist:

[montblanc]

That reminds me of the fanbase of that vile Kirk Norcross who should be out long ago :fist:

when i stanned him like the first week asfsdgafdsfg

[montblanc]

but tea mitchell HOW is kirk still in

[RileyH]

georgia salpa is WINNING

[Liam-]

I’m ready for the Shannon twins to get their long overdue win

[Mitchell]

but tea mitchell HOW is kirk still in

I’ll get there I’m sure, but again I can’t remember much of him at all

[Tony Montana]

I’m ready for the Shannon twins to get their long overdue win

Tea.

[Epic.]

I’ll get there I’m sure, but again I can’t remember much of him at all

he's the kind of guy who takes a girl politely rejecting him as that she's a ***** who uses any man to her advantage and thinks it's worth ganging up on her and turning everyone against her, as well as feeling it necessary to insult her and offer intimate seduction after she cries upset about it. he was an utter ****

[Mitchell]

173. George Gilbey
https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03011/gilby_3011923a.jpg

Like many people, 2014 was when I enjoyed Gogglebox, even if it’s boring as **** now, so I was really looking forward to George.

But in the end, he was just someone desperate for a showmance and someone who was completely horrible towards Gary.


Next: here we go again

[Mitchell]

I’m ready for the Shannon twins to get their long overdue win

Best make your own tbh

[montblanc]

he's the kind of guy who takes a girl politely rejecting him as that she's a ***** who uses any man to her advantage and thinks it's worth ganging up on her and turning everyone against her, as well as feeling it necessary to insult her and offer intimate seduction after she cries upset about it. he was an utter ****
https://media1.tenor.com/images/5aa741a6e980906504c88aeb3441037c/tenor.gif?itemid=9044850

[Liam-]

Best make your own tbh

I’d be chased off the forum after 10 eliminations

[Mitchell]

I’d be chased off the forum after 10 eliminations

I know the feeling tbh

[GiRTh]

Great list so far :thumbs:

[brat.]

Paul robbed

[Shaun]

"That Courtney Act... just not as good a housemate as Ricci Guarnaccio or Mario Falcone" - Mitchell, apparently!

[Mitchell]

"That Courtney Act... just not as good a housemate as Ricci Guarnaccio or Mario Falcone" - Mitchell, apparently!

There WILL be a happy ending

[Shaun]

what good's a happy ending when so much evil has already been committed! Sam Thompson and Jordan haven't even been axed yet!

[Mitchell]

what good's a happy ending when so much evil has already been committed! Sam Thompson and Jordan haven't even been axed yet!

Still have 172 to bin off x

[Matthew.]

Get Roxy out

[Mitchell]

Get Roxy out

No

[Matthew.]

"That Courtney Act... just not as good a housemate as Ricci Guarnaccio or Mario Falcone" - Mitchell, apparently!

:joker:

[Matthew.]

I bet I only do like 5, but yolo!

(does 33 in the space of 24 hours)

[Mitchell]

(does 33 in the space of 24 hours)

Proud of myself x

[Matthew.]

Proud of myself x

Give yourself a pat on the back

[LukeB]

No

Pre-Punch gate Roxy :love:
https://news.images.itv.com/image/file/1626878/stream_img.jpg

[Mitchell]

Give yourself a pat on the back
I have x
Pre-Punch gate Roxy :love:
https://news.images.itv.com/image/file/1626878/stream_img.jpg

Tea

[Denver]

LaToya Is #1 bookmark me slags

[Daniel.]

LaToya Is #1 bookmark me slags

Might have been true had she been in C5 x

[brat.]

why is john barnes still in

[Mitchell]

why is john barnes still in

He wasn’t that bad tbh, his gay comments were... odd, but everything else was fine

[RileyH]

Talk about offensively boring and boringly offensive

[brat.]

He wasn’t that bad tbh, his gay comments were... odd, but everything else was fine

he did nothing in his time apart from have a homophobic conversation with shane but ok

[Denver]

Talk about offensively boring and boringly offensive

Genuwine is next dear

[RileyH]

Genuwine is next dear

Ginuwine*

[Denver]

Who cares he is a qunt anyway

[Matthew.]

he did nothing in his time apart from have a homophobic conversation with shane but ok

Big Brother 15 UK (2014)
Danielle

[Mitchell]

he did nothing in his time apart from have a homophobic conversation with shane but ok

What did Malika do?

[Mitchell]

Big Brother 15 UK (2014)
Danielle

Talk about an actual homophobe

[Epic.]

John Barnes >>>>> Ginuwinely bad

[RileyH]

Malika was iconic

[Liam-]

What did Malika do?

All she did was breathe and was still better than Barnes

[Matthew.]

Malika was awful

[brat.]

Big Brother 15 UK (2014)
Danielle

she was a paid bloody actress lighten up x also at least she was entertaining! john barnes was gross AND boring!

[Mitchell]

I’m not saying Malika wasn’t good, but she did as much as John did.

[reece(:]

John Barnes wants to end brexit tho! A king!

[brat.]

What did Malika do?

not be homophobic?

[RileyH]

I’m not saying Malika wasn’t good, but she did as much as John did.

The LIES :skull:

[brat.]

ah'd rather a bore whose not homophobic than a bore whose homophobic!

[Epic.]

she was a paid bloody actress lighten up x also at least she was entertaining! john barnes was gross AND boring!

No she wasn't, I HATED Biannca for making that whole thing up. Just because you're a cam girl does NOT mean you can't still be a virgin

[Matthew.]

she was a paid bloody actress lighten up x also at least she was entertaining! john barnes was gross AND boring!

It’s probably worth pointing out that Danielle was one of my favourites from that series but my point is how can you judge one person for saying something questionable and not the other

[Epic.]

There's also a difference between homophobic and just being raised in a strict Catholic way, so I personally don't think she was homophobic

[brat.]

It’s probably worth pointing out that Danielle was one of my favourites from that series but my point is how can you judge one person for saying something questionable and not the other

to be fair she never actually said anything homophobic like we'd kick a gay out (correct me if i'm wrong :p), she was just a god loving gal who liked to show off her body! nothing wrong with that!

[Daniel.]

Epic there was no way Danielle was a virgin nn

[reece(:]

Remember that photo of Catholic Danni wrapped with chains over her titties

[Mitchell]

173. Calum Best (CBB15)
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/ad_158642534.jpg?w=748&h=421&crop=1
Higher than CBB19 return.

Calum was still a dick in CBB15, but it was more disguised because of everything else going on, he still loved being in that group with Cami and Hopkins, he was still nasty, just it was more disguised.



Next: another ‘all star’ original appearance

[Daniel.]

Remember that photo of Catholic Danni wrapped with chains over her titties

An imagie used everyday during the summer of 2014

[Mitchell]

Remember when Danielle tweeted that she wanted to shoot anyone camp

[brat.]

so far the list has been mainly men where is our mokka to clock mitchell for his sexist ways!

[Mitchell]

so far the list has been mainly men where is our mokka to clock mitchell for his sexist ways!

Cami-Li and Stephanie Pratt say hi! (And probably Male comments about someone’s family not loving them at the same time)

[reece(:]

an imagie used everyday during the summer of 2014

362892185575755776

[Alf]

Ken Morley wins

[Mitchell]

171. Austin Armacost (CBB16)
http://i2.cdnds.net/15/35/618x347/celebrity-big-brother-2015-austin-03.jpg
Lower than CBB19.

Austin Armacost version one, oh boy.

Whilst some people saw the guy whose ‘bromance’ with James was the cutest thing ever and that he was just so nice, that’s not the side I saw.

The side I saw was that he was an overreacting mean girl, desperate to rise to the levels of Farrah, Janice and Jenna, when in reality he wasn’t anywhere near as big of a character as them.

Him screaming at a woman, calling her a **** and saying that her kids are ashamed of her was horrible, whilst telling her that at least he doesn’t have to appear on reality TV shows for a living, whilst himself appearing on a reality tv show.

How he made the final two I do not know.


Next: another winner

[LukeB]

Remember his best bits on CBB19? oh wait
xIiVgTb8LTY

[Mitchell]

Remember his best bits on CBB19? oh wait
xIiVgTb8LTY

:joker: