When you’ve been to toilet...

[Smithy]

For a great big dump, do you stand up or stay say down to wipe?

It caused a (hilarious) interesting debate on ATRL so I thought I’d see what TiBBers do :think:

[LukeB]

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[Calderyon]

Second time this poll has been done here.

[Smithy]

Second time this poll has been done here.

That’s nice, I didn’t see if the first time, if people never made the same topics this forum would have died a while ago :idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Second time this poll has been done here.

also Smithy has recenty talked about the great intense joy he garners from defecating so it seems like a theme?

or a cry for help?


and btw, standing? :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Second time this poll has been done here.

number 2?

[caprimint]

number 2?
:joker:

[Smithy]

also Smithy has recenty talked about the great intense joy he garners from defecating so it seems like a theme?

or a cry for help?


and btw, standing? :umm2:

Everyone feels better after a ****? :shrug:

[Calderyon]

That’s nice, I didn’t see if the first time, if people never made the same topics this forum would have died a while ago :idc:

Just an observation, Mr. Smith.

[TomC]

Ummm obviously stay down

[TomC]

When I saw this title I thought it was gonna be that twitter video :skull:

[Smithy]

When I saw this title I thought it was gonna be that twitter video :skull:

:bawling:

[RileyH]

who stands up

[RileyH]

oh apparently most of you :umm2:

[reece(:]

Sit down, we don't need to be wiping in the atmosphere, no ma'am

[arista]

For a great big dump, do you stand up or stay say down to wipe?

It caused a (hilarious) interesting debate on ATRL so I thought I’d see what TiBBers do :think:


Wipe?

I Hose it away

Shower hose
next to my Bog


Feel The Force

[Jordan.]

We're not about to stand up and have it clapped between the cheeks

[Crimson Dynamo]

surely the lower you go the more open your cheeks are allowing a more efficient wipe?

i dont think i hve ever herd of people standing up in my Nelly Duff?

[Smithy]

Idg how you sit down, you have to put your hand pretty much in the bowl to wipe :omgno:

[caprimint]

Idg how you sit down, you have to put your hand pretty much in the bowl to wipe :omgno:
Yeah I was gonna say this too

:yuk:

[JerseyWins]

Oddly my friend brought this up to a group of us weeks ago and we had a bit of a drunken debate over it :skull:

I always stand... it's just as efficient and more comfortable than staying down in a sitting position over the toilet while wiping. Just bend a bit and lift the leg :laugh:

[JerseyWins]

number 2?
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar37810_1358.gif

[Marsh.]

Stand up. Not trying to fish my hand through the seat and touching the bowl.

[bots]

P2f5zPFHYNo

[Glenn.]

I stay sat down. Why would you get up and smear it between your cheeks?

[Twosugars]

As Glenn said.

Also I flush down as it emerges ie push it out as I push on the flush handle. It minimizes any stink and the bowl is clean as I reach to wipe. Simple if a little acrobatic.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I stay sat down. Why would you get up and smear it between your cheeks?

Glenn we have entered a realm of madness here, dont try to look at it logically

we have people standing up wiping their bum through clenched cheeks :omgno:

Its a new low for society :bored:

[Smithy]

How dirty are y’all ****s if you’re gonna end up smearing it everywhere D:

[Cherie]

If you have enough fibre in your diet you won't need this excessive wiping :idc:

[Twosugars]

Idg how you sit down, you have to put your hand pretty much in the bowl to wipe :omgno:

My bowl is clean as I wipe :nono:

How can you stand up and force your cheeks together:shocked:

[Twosugars]

P2f5zPFHYNo

:clap1:

[Smithy]

My bowl is clean as I wipe :nono:

How can you stand up and force your cheeks together:shocked:

You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!

[Marsh.]

You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!

DEATH! :skull:

[Marsh.]

Anyway, even if you stand up your cheeks aren't clenched.

Their loose and you lean forward slightly.

No need to be sat down with your hand in the bowl. :nono:

[Smithy]

Can y’all stop I don’t want my thread to be closed, out each other on ignote

[montblanc]

You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!

:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Can y’all stop I don’t want my thread to be closed, out each other on ignote

For the most part I do ignore, but trolls don’t stop.

[Glenn.]

My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.

[Twosugars]

You only need one hand! Use one to spread em and one to wipe!

Not you misjudging and plunging your hand into your ****ty hole :omgno:

[Crimson Dynamo]

My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.

I feel sick

[Smithy]

Not you misjudging and plunging your hand into your ****ty hole :omgno:

Only happened twice :hmph:

[Marsh.]

My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Run along now you tryed and failed as usual.

1/10

[JerseyWins]

My brother stands and puts his leg up on the bath to spread his cheeks. When he told us we thought he was crazy.

People who stand are literally unhinged.
:joker: :joker:

[Twosugars]

Only happened twice :hmph:

:laugh:

[smudgie]

Been thinking of getting an all singing and dancing loo seat, it washes, dries and deodorises you.🤔

[Jessica.]

I don't understand how standing could work, the cheeks are gonna smush together when you stand up and that's nasty

[Beso]

I don't understand how standing could work, the cheeks are gonna smush together when you stand up and that's nasty

They are obviously oblivious to the sweaty **** odour they emit from thier backsides after wiping...dirty buggers.

[Smithy]

Not being crude but how ****ty are y’all arseholes to be smearing it everywhere if you stand up?

[Jessica.]

Not being crude but how ****ty are y’all arseholes to be smearing it everywhere if you stand up?

:nono: Some of us get the runs from anxiety.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I think the most efficient method is to come off the bowl and squat, this allowing the cheeks alight to their most open situation and leaving the neatly folded ply to utilise its optimum surface area to accrue the defecation detritus?


:pipe:

[Twosugars]

We need Japanese toilets end of

[Marsh.]

:nono: Some of us get the runs from anxiety.

Sorry. :laugh2:

[JerseyWins]

This is a ****ty topic but one more point from me, I do agree with staying crouched down when I have the runs because then it smudges. But after a wipe or two it’s back to standing wipes. Otherwise, there’s no issue with smudging between the cheeks for me :laugh:

[Jessica.]

Sorry. :laugh2:

:nono: It's terrible, if I get anxiety about anything my whole digestive system empties itself.

[Smithy]

I get the ****s with anxiety too Jess, but that just makes it easier to clean :suspect:

[Mokka]

:nono: Some of us get the runs from anxiety.

It's called IBS... irritable bowel syndrome.

[LemonJam]

I lie on my back and perch my feet behind my head.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I lie on my back and perch my feet behind my head.

and what about when you are in the toilet?

[Josy]

I lie on my back and perch my feet behind my head.:joker: