What on earth is happening in the uk these days.

[Beso]

I witnessed absolutely disgusting behavior on Worthing beach yesterday :( Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages..........

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

[Cherie]

You should write a book Parm, you have the imagination for it :joker:

[Kate!]

:joker:

You MUST feature on the next Most Loved game Parmy.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

You MUST feature on the next Most Loved game Parmy.

Many members are still hopeful of a second vote on last year when Marsh won as it was only an "advisory" vote. Try as James might to convince Tibb that he was most loved most of the members are unable to accept the result and want a revote.

[Marsh.]

James is the last person who would want to convince anyone I'm Most Loved. :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Was this Benny Hill?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Punch and Judy

[Livia]

LOL Parm, you nutter... I was almost at the end of your post before the penny dropped.

[Kazanne]

I witnessed absolutely disgusting behavior on Worthing beach yesterday :( Saw a man and woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took out his baton to the man. The guy managed to snatch it off him and began to assault the copper and his wife.
Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages..........

:joker::joker: I love you Parmy,you make me smile.:wavey:

[Oliver_W]

Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages..........

He must have been pretty snappy to do that!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Strictly Jake]

Thought it was true and then you got to the crocodile...