A question for the women of TiBB

[Smithy]

When y’all have done the dirty, do you do what they do in every tv show and film ever and cover your boobs when you sit up?

I just want to know how realistic it is, because in my head you just wouldn’t do it?

[Cherie]

No

[Vicky.]

Erm, yes, but I have a complex about my tits..hate them. If I was to sit up to talk, would like, cover up with the quilt or something. If not in a bed, then would likely cover them. Daft really. Not arsed about anything else, so would literally be covering boobs and showing minge.

[Smithy]

Erm, yes, but I have a complex about my tits..hate them. If I was to sit up to talk, would like, cover up with the quilt or something. If not in a bed, then would likely cover them. Daft really. Not arsed about anything else, so would literally be covering boobs and showing minge.
:laugh2:

[Beso]

I hope you all go to the bathroom to scoop it all out before thinking about anything else..cover them up before you go by all means, but just go please..

[Niamh.]

Yes :laugh:

[Strictly Jake]

That annoys me in films when afterwards they lay all romantic next to each other and go to sleep... Go and clean yourselves you dirty people it'll be dripping down your legs!

[Vicky.]

I hope you all go to the bathroom to scoop it all out before thinking about anything else..cover them up before you go by all means, but just go please..

Oh yes, I am sure most do the loo shuffle. Its horrid and again, embrassing but if you don't do it you get UTIs so..its necessary :D

Ugh, I once went with a guy who had a towel beside the bed and offered it to me to 'clean up'. I didn't.. **** knows if he had even washed it after it was last used :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

This is a painful memory for all boys who began to realise that this was a thing in films and you never were going to see a naked lady boobs on tv or in a film (pre-internet) :idc:

then channel 4 came a long and they started doing like French films on Friday nights and you were guaranteed boobs and bush :amazed:

[Cherie]

That annoys me in films when afterwards they lay all romantic next to each other and go to sleep... Go and clean yourselves you dirty people it'll be dripping down your legs!

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

That annoys me in films when afterwards they lay all romantic next to each other and go to sleep... Go and clean yourselves you dirty people it'll be dripping down your legs!

yep you never see the guy have a cheeky knob wipe on the curtain whilst his wife searches for her knickers at the bottom of the bed

[Strictly Jake]

yep you never see the guy have a cheeky knob wipe on the curtain whilst his wife searches for her knickers at the bottom of the bed

:joker:

[Vicky.]

yep you never see the guy have a cheeky knob wipe on the curtain whilst his wife searches for her knickers at the bottom of the bed

:D

[Twosugars]

No

Shameless :hehe:

[Cherie]

Shameless :hehe:

he's seen it all so many times, I dont think he notices any more :laugh:

[Beso]

Oh yes, I am sure most do the loo shuffle. Its horrid and again, embrassing but if you don't do it you get UTIs so..its necessary :D

Ugh, I once went with a guy who had a towel beside the bed and offered it to me to 'clean up'. I didn't.. **** knows if he had even washed it after it was last used :(

Omg:joker:...I hope he didn't use it to wipe his sweaty arse with as well.:nono:

[Marsh.]

Only if the gentleman hasn't put the heating on I expect.

[Kate!]

No

[Jessica.]

I do sometimes, just depends on how cold/warm it is and if they are sensitive/sore.

[Marsh.]

Chapped nips Jess?

[Jessica.]

Chapped nips Jess?

No, but sometimes they get a rough go of it.

[Niamh.]

No, but sometimes they get a rough go of it.

:laugh2:

[Smithy]

No, but sometimes they get a rough go of it.

:skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

not the clamps and melted wax?

[thesheriff443]

Josy gonna see this thread and lose even more hair.

[Beso]

No, but sometimes they get a rough go of it.

:hehe:

[Mokka]

Never... the ladies like to breathe.

I'll throw on a robe to go the bathroom... but other wise I sleep naked anyways so why would I cover it up in front of my partner? Makes no sense

[Jessica.]

:laugh2:

:skull:

:hehe:

:nono: I thought this was a safe place

[Josy]

No

No, but sometimes they get a rough go of it.

:joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

Nope

[montblanc]

Never... the ladies like to breathe.

I'll throw on a robe to go the bathroom... but other wise I sleep naked anyways so why would I cover it up in front of my partner? Makes no sense

mess i've tried to sleep naked before and it just feels weird :skull:

[Jessica.]

I'll throw on a robe to go the bathroom...

I like to streak to the bathroom, it makes me feel free.

[michael21]

Smithy want to see tits :laugh:

[Mokka]

I like to streak to the bathroom, it makes me feel free.

When I know my kids aren't home... absolutely lol

[Marsh.]

When I know my kids aren't home... absolutely lol

Aren't you a bit old to be playing keepy-uppy? :hehe:

[Ant.]

i get dirty with my clothes on so i dontneed to cover myself at all!

[Ant.]

it saves time taking them off and putting them back on again

[Mokka]

Aren't you a bit old to be playing keepy-uppy? :hehe:

I'm not that old :fist:

Things are still in place :hmph:

[Jessica.]

i get dirty with my clothes on so i dontneed to cover myself at all!

You must stink.

[user104658]

The most confusing thing that happens in TV / movies is that people have sexytime, and then they have a chat, and then they're like "Oh we need to go or we'll be late for [whatever]" and the guy gets out of the bed... ... ...

... and he has underwear on??

What has happened? Why would this be? Has he shuffled his boxers back on under the covers? Did he never take them off, and just pop his penis over the waistband like a groundhog? Balls dangling out of the leg hole? I'm just utterly bewildered by this directing choice. If you can't show genitals, just cut away without showing anything! Or film from the waist up! Don't be adding magically appearing undergarments.

[Smithy]

Smithy want to see tits :laugh:

Hahaha we love the boo bees

[Ant.]

Hahaha we love the boo bees

My closeted ass in the changing room while all my hetty friends talked about women's tits

[Marsh.]

the most confusing thing that happens in tv / movies is that people have sexytime, and then they have a chat, and then they're like "oh we need to go or we'll be late for [whatever]" and the guy gets out of the bed... ... ...

... And he has underwear on??

What has happened? Why would this be? Has he shuffled his boxers back on under the covers? Did he never take them off, and just pop his penis over the waistband like a groundhog? Balls dangling out of the leg hole? I'm just utterly bewildered by this directing choice. If you can't show genitals, just cut away without showing anything! Or film from the waist up! Don't be adding magically appearing undergarments.

TL;DR TS wants ASS!!! And he wants it NOW!

[bots]

This is a painful memory for all boys who began to realise that this was a thing in films and you never were going to see a naked lady boobs on tv or in a film (pre-internet) :idc:

then channel 4 came a long and they started doing like French films on Friday nights and you were guaranteed boobs and bush :amazed:

the red triangle was the best advert for porn ever :dance: