Britain's Got Talent Live Semi-Final 2 Tuesday 28th May 2019 - 7:30 & 9:30PM ITV

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[James]

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[Elliot]

Hopefully this one is better than last nite

[thisisdanny]

T'Queen :dazzler:

[Denver]

The Queen to win

[brat.]

this is t'first episode ah've watched miss lizzeh is a scream!

[Elliot]

Perched for the queen

[brat.]

nawt our stace fff congrats sis!

[Denver]

This is hilarious

[hijaxers]

Hopefully this one is better than last nite

Yeah too right.

[thisisdanny]

The start was better than the end

[hijaxers]

Its Madge on first then, good luck but no hope !

[thisisdanny]

It's Tuesday 28th May not Monday btw @ thread title

[Tony Montana]

Simon's forcing himself to like her.

[Epic.]

Amanda said **** last night. That outfit makes me think her boob will flash tonight

[Vanessa]

Crap opener.

[Tony Montana]

Crap opener.

I agree.

[Epic.]

The start was better than the end

Yeah I agree with this, and it so would've helped if she made jokes about David, Alesha and maybe Ant and Dec to go along with the Amanda and Simon jokes

[Vanessa]

The rubbish ones are always at the beginning :omgno:

[thisisdanny]

Ffs not this guy

[Vanessa]

:facepalm:

[Kate!]

This is as crap as it was last nite so far. The Queen was rubbish and this Fart thing just isn't funny.

[Denver]

This guy is a disgrace and need sto grow up

[Tony Montana]

Ffs not this talentless moron.

[Epic.]

Ffs not this guy

"I'm gonna let it rip! :smug:

You look PAFFETIC! How do you feel!
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[Epic.]

I actually think this will make the final

[Vanessa]

I actually think this will make the final

Noooooo :fist:

[Tony Montana]

I actually think this will make the final

:worry:

[thisisdanny]

YESS ALESHA we stan taste :clap1:

[Denver]

I actually think this will make the final

Na last time they had a farting act it finished rock bottom of the semi cant see this being any different

[Vanessa]

Alicia :joker:

[Epic.]

I actually think this will make the final

I take this back due to how short the performance was, similar to why the dancer boy didn't make top 3 last night

[Amy Jade]

Alesha proving once again she is the best judge.

[Kate!]

I actually think this will make the final

It better bloody not. Pfffft.

[Epic.]

Na last time they had a farting act it finished rock bottom of the semi cant see this being any different

This one had more of the crowd on its side though

[Alf]

Everyone should vote for the hand farter to win tonight and the final, just to ruin the series.

Go on! be a rebel

[Kate!]

Simon talking bollocks

[Tony Montana]

Stop chatting ****e Simon.

[Epic.]

The two acts next are some real talent

[brat.]

wtf was that

[Vanessa]

Finally some decent acts coming up. The sexy brothers! :love:

[Epic.]

Finally some decent acts coming up. The sexy brothers! :love:

The wording of this makes me believe you think this is their actual act name :laugh2:

[Denver]

Finally some decent acts coming up. The sexy brothers! :love:

They are the cheap version of The Giang Kings

[Vanessa]

The wording of this makes me believe you think this is their actual act name :laugh2:

I don't remember their name :laugh:

[Vanessa]

:drool:

[Epic.]

I'm actually scared watching this already

[Kate!]

I do not like this type of act. It won't win.

[Vanessa]

They're so good!

[thisisdanny]

AHHH I thought they'd gone there

[Epic.]

That was incredible

[Vanessa]

Fantastic. Best so far :clap1:

[Alf]

Boring

[Epic.]

AHHH I thought they'd gone there

dfdf I thought the crowd cheering so loudly would make them lose focus

[thisisdanny]

dfdf I thought the crowd cheering so loudly would make them lose focus

Every single audience member to be charged with manslaughter if it went wrong?

[Epic.]

Simon's talking such bollocks tonight

[Amy Jade]

Simon criticizes them but liked the farter?

[Epic.]

They both nearly died and he wants it more dangerous

[Epic.]

Makes no sense

[Denver]

Simon criticizes them but liked the farter?

He does it so his faves get more chance of top 3

[Epic.]

I'm voting them now just to spite Simon for this sudden out of character judging

[Vanessa]

They're so damn hot!

[Amy Jade]

Georgia :love:

[Denver]

Wasnt this the girl from Juniour Eurovision

[Epic.]

Probably the most talented of the golden buzzer acts

[thisisdanny]

They're so damn hot!

Vanessa needs a cold shower

[Alf]

They're so damn hot!Well it is almost Summer.

[Amy Jade]

Probably the most talented of the golden buzzer acts

Easily.

[thisisdanny]

She's a good singer but the 10 song was dire

[brat.]

she's not writing these songs at 10 years old lmao

[thisisdanny]

she's not writing these songs at 10 years old lmao

I was writing letters to Barney at 10 :fist:

[brat.]

this is awful holy ****

[Amy Jade]

This isn't great sadly.

[Denver]

I was writing letters to Barney at 10 :fist:

Maybe you should stop doing that soon

[brat.]

it's like a rejected eurovision choice from Belarus

[Vanessa]

:dance: this is good!

[Amy Jade]

She still has a great voice tbf

[Denver]

She has a good voice but the song is a nothing song that goes nowhere

[Kate!]

She is better than her song choice

[thisisdanny]

I liked the song better than the first but it didn't show off her voice as much

[Vanessa]

Really enjoyed that. She's so talented!

[brat.]

she'll flop tonight

[Alf]

What was that, it sounded like a poor Eurovision song and performance.

[Epic.]

Not Alesha making a minor nitpick about her golden buzzer

[thisisdanny]

Her songs are better than Grace Davies from X Factor tho :clap1:

[Denver]

Her songs are better than Grace Davies from X Factor tho :clap1:

Will you just shut up!!!!!!!

[brat.]

nawt Simon giving her criticism and her going 'THANK YOU :p'

[Amy Jade]

Her songs are better than Grace Davies from X Factor tho :clap1:

This is true

[Kate!]

Her songs are better than Grace Davies from X Factor tho :clap1:

No

[Ant.]

nawt Simon giving her criticism and her going 'THANK YOU :p'

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[Epic.]

Simon has criticised everyone except the farter so far in some way

[thisisdanny]

Wasn't the next a magician not a stuntman idk

[Amy Jade]

Simon has criticised everyone except the farter so far in some way

Eric must now be a fan of anyone but the fart act :idc:

[Denver]

Is Amy stannin Ajs bro on LI?

[Kate!]

Is Amy stannin Ajs bro on LI?

This isn't a love Island thread. :shrug:

[Denver]

It wasnt as good as his 1st

[Kate!]

He is really good.

[Amy Jade]

Everyone is underwhelming me tonight

[Vanessa]

Very original and entertaining.

[brat.]

not 'I should win because I can't win an oscar'

[thisisdanny]

The auditions were really good this year, why are the semi finals so disappointing

[Denver]

Why would you go from having your life on the line in your audition to a boring not so dangerous performance

[thisisdanny]

Why would you go from having your life on the line in your audition to a boring not so dangerous performance

When was his life on the line he literally got the judges to pick cards with films on and it all happened behind him

[Kate!]

There is now a poll added to the thread :love:

[brat.]

oop ah'm gonna stan this gal

[Denver]

When was his life on the line he literally got the judges to pick cards with films on and it all happened behind him

Was he not the one who set himself on fire in the audition?

[thisisdanny]

Was he not the one who set himself on fire in the audition?

No that was somebody different

[Denver]

I think she is gonna win tonight

[Denver]

No that was somebody different

Ohhh my bad

[Alf]

Wow, Reece Lyne on BGT, I used to live next door but one to him.

[Kate!]

She is great

[brat.]

ah loov her already!

[brat.]

right she needs to get on with it already

[Kate!]

The song :love:

[brat.]

screaming at 'HAM' in the background

[Alf]

A poundshop Victoria Wood

[Kate!]

A poundshop Victoria Wood

Ooooh harsh

[thisisdanny]

screaming at 'HAM' in the background

It says HAN stoopid as in SIOBHAN

[brat.]

this is... lacklustre

[Kate!]

Hooray. She did great

[Denver]

When will Beyonce perform a masterpiece?

[Epic.]

Dabbing at the end has cost her all the votes

[Vanessa]

I think she's funny :laugh:

[Epic.]

NOT mentioning Victoria Wood.

Alfesha Dixon

[Amy Jade]

Simon is trash tonight

[brat.]

she's towering over ant & dec fff

[thisisdanny]

I think she's funny but her audition was better

[Epic.]

Simon is desperate for the farter to get through with all these nitpicks at everyone

[Denver]

Simon clearly wants the Farter through, Pathetic old man

[Kate!]

Simon is crazy tonight

[Denver]

I love this, such a different act to what you would expect from them

[Amy Jade]

The dog magician is enough these can go home

[thisisdanny]

We love twink magicians

[Kate!]

Yes I thought they were a boyband when I first saw them.

[thisisdanny]

The first one to speak is wearing budgies and he did in his audition as well

[Epic.]

They are clearly looking at the Scrabble letters David is putting in

[thisisdanny]

Not Stavros Fratley

[Kate!]

I predict 4MG and poundshop Victoria Wood to go through.

[Denver]

Stavros Flatley best appear

[Denver]

Yessssss

[Denver]

Kings

[brat.]

WOWWWW!

[Denver]

My favourite ever act

[Kate!]

That was amazing!

[thisisdanny]

Ok these were the best tonight BY FAR

[Amy Jade]

Are those two seriously still doing that act?

[Vanessa]

:clap1:

[brat.]

shook at them coming out whew

[Kate!]

Woop

[Headie]

Are those two seriously still doing that act?

Idk why but I feel like the son is gonna appear on Celebs Go Dating or something one day

[Amy Jade]

They were the best tonight but the dog >>>

[thisisdanny]

Simon dragging all the acts tonight

[brat.]

they are all so annoying

[Kate!]

This is a better semi final than last nights

[Denver]

Idk why but I feel like the son is gonna appear on Celebs Go Dating or something one day

They are coming to win All Stars tbh

[Barry.]

I missed the magic act were they good?

[sleleen]

Nawt our jasmine making an appearance on t’list

[thisisdanny]

I love magic i'm such a dork :flutter:

[Kate!]

I missed the magic act were they good?

Yes Barry they were great

[sleleen]

They clearly had 100 different notes with Stavros Flatley on each number nnn

[sleleen]

Lizzie would of won tonight had she been on instead of yesterday</3

[thisisdanny]

Lizzie would of won tonight had she been on instead of yesterday</3

tea

[thisisdanny]

Who's the guest performer in the results show?

[Epic.]

I think them and Giorgia will be the two getting through

[Alf]

He had a code in his phone for each outcome, whatever number Simon picked, it would have had Stavros as that number.

[Epic.]

Lizzie would of won tonight had she been on instead of yesterday</3

This is exactly why I don't like the BGT format. Too many acts are out too early and doing it all in a week feels awful rushed. Even changing to AGT's audition --> quarter final --> semi-final --> final format would be better

[brat.]

Faith will win and the boy band magicians will be the next top 2 followed with t'magic boys going through ah think :p

[Epic.]

I didn't actually see this act's audition

[thisisdanny]

I don't like classical music I always find myself drifting off during it

[Denver]

She is boring

[Tony Montana]

She looks like Zoe BB15.

[thisisdanny]

Omg her Nana! Sit down you'll break a hip

[Amy Jade]

That was true talent

[Kate!]

Bore off woman already

[Kate!]

Simon dragging her as well

[brat.]

gawd they were all ****

[Amy Jade]

How is she getting slagged off? Even if you dislike opera singing like that with so much feeling is gorgeous

[thisisdanny]

gawd they were all ****

We're waiting for Qua's 2020 audition where she takes t'hamsters from t'pet shop n makes them jump through rings of fire

:devil:

[Denver]

4mg gets 15

[Elliot]

Everyone was awful

[Amy Jade]

Faith, 4MG and Georgia were my favourites

[Elliot]

I wanted to like siobhan but almost every joke was so boring and the song draggedddd

[Owoaje1993]

4MG and Matt to go through tonight they were both great

[Ant.]

Did Stavros flatlet physically appear?

[Owoaje1993]

if I could rank the performances
4MG
Matt Stirling
Vardanyan Brothers
State of the Fart
Giorgia Borg
The Queen
Faith Tucker
Siobhan Phillips

[Mitchell]

Did Stavros flatlet physically appear?

Yep lmao

[Mitchell]

4MG and Siobhan for me.

[Rufus]

4MG and the brothers for me, still not the standard I expect from BGT tho.

[Epic.]

I'm expecting the votes to be closer than last night

[Kate!]

4mg and Siobhan :lovedup:

[Ant.]

4MG and Siobhan for me.

Same

The Queen wouldn't be Awful though

[Ant.]

Siobhan has to get through

[Kate!]

Siobhan has to get through

Really hope so

[Denver]

They are desperate for the childish farter to get through

[Denver]

Is that Tachel Adedaji

[Ant.]

If Siobhan gets through Ill post a shirtless pic

[Denver]

If Siobhan gets through Ill post a shirtless pic

Spam votes 4MG more

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

What the ****ing hell is this

[Amy Jade]

tf is this...

[Denver]

This is really good

[Ant.]

Year 9 drama club :love:

[thisisdanny]

This is trash

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I kinda stan :eyes:

[Ant.]

It'd be cuter if two of them had no head

[thisisdanny]

It'd be cuter if two of them had no head

:laugh2:

[Kate!]

It'd be cuter if two of them had no head

:joker: :joker::joker:

[Denver]

We love The Spice Girls and Jess Glynne :love:

[Ant.]

The budget was used up on Gloria Estefan?

[Kate!]

Here we go.

[Ant.]

Ugh I forgot how hot Ant is

[Kate!]

Oh no spoke too soon. Bloody adverts.

[Epic.]

Omg they really want the farter to get through. My prediction may be right after all.

If he gets top 3, he'll easily be picked as the wildcard over Liz

[Denver]

Omg they really want the farter to get through. My prediction may be right after all.

If he gets top 3, he'll easily be picked as the wildcard over Liz

Fortunately he is 100/1 to go through

[Epic.]

Nooo Giorgia</3

[Matthew.]

Nn I was just typing out “Imagine if they say The Queen you are going back to Buckingham Palace”

[Denver]

Yes Girl

[Epic.]

She was better than Siobhan

[Ant.]

YESS!!!

[Denver]

Yes get gone weirdo

[Denver]

Yes Kings

[Epic.]

Bye both my favourites didn't get through

[Ant.]

Well they're clearly not in the top ****ing 3 if they're not in the final 2 are they

[Amy Jade]

Faith :fc:

[Matthew.]

Scott fumed?

[Amy Jade]

Eh

[Denver]

Wow surprised she was fave to go through

[Ant.]

My faves always get in the top 3 in BGT

:hee:

[thisisdanny]

Who in the final 3 am not watching

[Denver]

At least its 3 variety acts

[brat.]

magic guys have won this

[Denver]

Yesssss

[Ant.]

Who in the final 3 am not watching

Magic stunt man
Siobhan
4 twinks with a deck of cards

[Epic.]

Who in the final 3 am not watching

4MG, Siobhan and Matt

[Amy Jade]

Who in the final 3 am not watching

The stunt man, the guy magicians and Siobhan

[Ant.]

I like the magic guys that much is Craig but they just look like ****boys

[Elliot]

Siobhan better get through over Matt

[Amy Jade]

2 magicians topping the vote 2 nights in a row

[Epic.]

I can't believe 2 golden buzzers aren't making the final, is that must be a record

[Denver]

Siobhan please

[Moniqua]

We're waiting for Qua's 2020 audition where she takes t'hamsters from t'pet shop n makes them jump through rings of fire

:devil:

THEY. FIRED. ME. :fist:

[Denver]

I can't believe 2 golden buzzers aren't making the final, is that must be a record

I'm sure one serious has none get through

[Epic.]

Matt > Siobhan

[Ant.]

**** off Simon

[Ant.]

Amanda redeemed haself after ****ing over Ms. Liz yesterday!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Ant rn:

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[Epic.]

I really don't care much for either

[Ant.]

Alesha slaying with ha votes two nights in a row :clap1:

[Denver]

Yes

[Ant.]

Ant rn:

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I'm getting my Tits oUT FOR SIOBHAN!!

[Elliot]

I don’t really like either of these 3 tho lmao the haunting outsold

[Denver]

My top 2 are through