Is it ok to ask men to sit down to pee in your home ?

[chuff me dizzy]

This is a debate Ive been having with family,y I think its perfectly fine to ask men to do it, my husband does it and he pays the bills so why shouldn't visitors ? Why should I have to clean up after them when they pee all over ?

[Liam-]

No

[bots]

No harm in asking, but how would you enforce the rule? Check for drips? :laugh:

[Strictly Jake]

Chuff me dizzy are you female? For some reason I always thought you were a male hahaha

[MTVN]

I think that would be a very odd request to make of guests

[Greg!]

I agree with you! Or tell them not to pee all over the seat! Can’t understand why when people do that they don’t clean up after themselves either

[Smithy]

You can ask but they won’t necessarily do it

[Ant.]

I always sit down when I pee! I love getting in touch with my feminine side. Also sometimes I'm just tired so it's easier to just sit down

[smudgie]

Must be easier standing.
Wouldn’t dream of asking anyone to change their toilet habits if they visit me.
I like to make my guests feel welcome.:shrug:

[chuff me dizzy]

I agree with you! Or tell them not to pee all over the seat! Can’t understand why when people do that they don’t clean up after themselves either

It turns my stomach and so bad manners

[Kazanne]

Theres no harm in asking,you could ask in a jokey way as you don't want to offend anyone,but ,yes no harm in asking and hoping they will respect your wishes.

[chuff me dizzy]

Must be easier standing.
Wouldn’t dream of asking anyone to change their toilet habits if they visit me.
I like to make my guests feel welcome.:shrug:

I make everyone welcome ,but its just not nice to have to clean up other peoples pee

[smudgie]

I make everyone welcome ,but its just not nice to have to clean up other peoples pee

Never had to do that.
Maybe I just know good aimers:laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

Never had to do that.
Maybe I just know good aimers:laugh:

Send them here because Ive never known a man who was a good shot :joker:!! Thats what made me make this rule

[Niamh.]

It would be really odd to ask someone to wee in a certain way, I would never do that no. Like Smudgie though, It's never been a problem anyway, guests weeing all over the place :laugh:

[bots]

The down side of asking men to sit is that they may end up making fuller use of the facilities which isn't necessarily any better :laugh:

[Strictly Jake]

I tend to be a good aim if not I wipe it but somehow my wife still finds some on the seat sometimes haha but overall I'm pretty adamant to clean it up

My dad and brother in law on the other hand pee all over the seat and don't wipe it up when they visit us which is incredibly rude I'd never leave that in someone else's house that said I wouldn't ask them to sit down either in fact I wouldn't say anything it's just awkward so I end up having to clean it up

[Glenn.]

Would you make them wash up after having them round for dinner?

[Niamh.]

I tend to be a good aim if not I wipe it but somehow my wife still finds some on the seat sometimes haha but overall I'm pretty adamant to clean it up

My dad and brother in law on the other hand pee all over the seat and don't wipe it up when they visit us which is incredibly rude I'd never leave that in someone else's house that said I wouldn't ask them to sit down either in fact I wouldn't say anything it's just awkward so I end up having to clean it up

Why don't they lift the seat before they wee though?

[Vicky.]

If men continually pissed on my floor, I would have 0 issue saying this I don't think. I already say it to the stepsons, given their horrific aim, for ****s sake my 4 year old makes less mess than them... I don't *think* I would say it to all men who came because some are crap at aiming, however, if it reached the stage where anytime we had a visitor there was piss on the floor I would feel diffrently :laugh:

[Liam-]

Telling someone how they should urinate is wrong imo, but telling them to make sure they wipe after themselves if they make a mess? Perfectly reasonable

[chuff me dizzy]

I tend to be a good aim if not I wipe it but somehow my wife still finds some on the seat sometimes haha but overall I'm pretty adamant to clean it up

My dad and brother in law on the other hand pee all over the seat and don't wipe it up when they visit us which is incredibly rude I'd never leave that in someone else's house that said I wouldn't ask them to sit down either in fact I wouldn't say anything it's just awkward so I end up having to clean it up

Yes I agree that rude ,it makes me :yuk: finding it, this is why I made the rule a couple of years ago and to now no one has complained and have still visited, its now a joke with male friends so I doubt anyone minded.....It risen again as my daughters friend is visiting today and she said Mam please don't ask him to sit down to pee :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

Why don't they lift the seat before they wee though?

It still gets all over the rim though and you have to clean it up off there

[Vicky.]

OH wow, seems others have much less trouble with man piss than me..its our floor, right around the loo and sometimes like..a way away we have issues with..I wish it was just on the bloody seat/rim :fist: i kind of assume that normal men, if gtting it on the loo rather than in it, would wipe it up and it seems, besides stepsons, this has happened so far. God I would be embarassed if I pissed on someones loo seat so I imagine most blokes are too?

[AnnieK]

Your house, your rules I guess although like others have said I don't know how you police it unless you make everyone leave the door open. It might make them clean up after themselves if they do have aiming issues if you say the reasons for sitting down. I don't think I've ever had a problem after people have visited. I had to have serious words with my son though......I'm sure he used to turn in circles at times :laugh:

[Toy Soldier]

Chuff what sort of heathens are you inviting into your home who not only piss liberally outside of the toilet bowl... but then even if they do so by accident, don't clean it up themselves?? I don't think the issue is them not sitting down it's just them being ... ... well just disgraceful is all I can say :joker:. I wouldn't leave MY OWN bathroom without making sure it was clean, let alone when I'm a guest in someone else's house :umm2:.

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

[Kazanne]

I have one of those plaques in my loo where it says If you sprinkle ,when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie,lol

[Toy Soldier]

Otherwise I agree it's fine to ask, if a little odd, but not sure how you'd check compliance :hehe:

[Liam-]

Chuff what sort of heathens are you inviting into your home who not only piss liberally outside of the toilet bowl... but then even if they do so by accident, don't clean it up themselves?? I don't think the issue is them not sitting down it's just them being ... ... well just disgraceful is all I can say :joker:. I wouldn't leave MY OWN bathroom without making sure it was clean, let alone when I'm a guest in someone else's house :umm2:.

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

:skull::skull::skull:

[Ant.]

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

hun if you said this 24 hours ago I would've voted for you in ML :laugh2:

[Cal.]

I would never sit down to see so neux

[Alf]

If I sat down, my knob would dip in the water, because it's that big.

[Ant.]

I would never sit down to see so neux

not even on this toilet?
https://fi1.ypncdn.com/201512/11/12323537/original/8/sexy-dildo-ride-on-the-toilet-sink-8(m=eaAaaEPbaaaa).jpg

[Marsh.]

What an odd thing to request.

If a regular visitor/family member is peeing all over your bathroom floor then just tell them how it is.

Going into detail with everyone who enters your home about how you want them to empty their bladder is weird.

[Calderyon]

No.

But taking the middle lid up is: the seating cover for the duration of peeing is appropriate.

[Jessica.]

I think it's a bit rude to ask people to use the bathroom in a certain way. I think anyone with any respect would wipe their drips with a bit of tissue if they did happen to miss somehow.

[Toy Soldier]

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system

https://media1.giphy.com/media/z0b9YVvaAQZe8/giphy.gif

Should have known it was that little prick :fist:

[Calderyon]

I think it's a bit rude to ask people to use the bathroom in a certain way. I think anyone with any respect would wipe their drips with a bit of tissue if they did happen to miss somehow.

That is true.

That's why every bathroom should have a packet of cleaning wet wipes.

[Calderyon]

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system

https://media1.giphy.com/media/z0b9YVvaAQZe8/giphy.gif

Should have known it was that little prick :fist:

Pingu is a nasty and rude effer. Always hated that Pingu.

[caprimint]

I voted for no but that's because I'd rather not have somebody else's ass on the toilet seat tbh. I don't really think it's 'wrong' (although it's a bit cheeky?) but then I have had no issue with telling people to take their shoes off before they come in, so I guess if it's something you're really passionate about then why not... it's YOUR house.

[caprimint]

What an odd thing to request.

If a regular visitor/family member is peeing all over your bathroom floor then just tell them how it is.

Going into detail with everyone who enters your home about how you want them to empty their bladder is weird.
Omg :joker:

[bots]

I voted for no but that's because I'd rather not have somebody else's ass on the toilet seat tbh. I don't really think it's 'wrong' (although it's a bit cheeky?) but then I have had no issue with telling people to take their shoes off before they come in, so I guess if it's something you're really passionate about then why not... it's YOUR house.

it would certainly be a bit cheeky if they were sitting down :dog:

[Rob!]

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

[Toy Soldier]

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

Until you heard about caprimint asking people to stand up while they poop :umm2:

[caprimint]

Until you heard about caprimint asking people to stand up while they poop :umm2:
I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either :bawling:

[chuff me dizzy]

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system

https://media1.giphy.com/media/z0b9YVvaAQZe8/giphy.gif

Should have known it was that little prick :fist:

Love it :joker:

[chuff me dizzy]

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either :bawling:

Oh that's a BIG no no

[Rob!]

Imagine thinking you have some sort of control over people’s digestive system :umm2:

[Jordan.]

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES :fist:

[chuff me dizzy]

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES :fist:

My husband is a man ,he still sits down to pee at home :conf:

[Jessica.]

I thought we liked our blokes to be BLOKES :fist:

:joker:

[Rob!]

How do you know he doesn’t just tell you he does and then stands when the door is closed :omgno:

[Liam-]

Sitting is for women and pooing

[Liam-]

Or if you’ve just woken up and your legs won’t work properly yet

[Marsh.]

That is true.

That's why every bathroom should have a packet of cleaning wet wipes.

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

[Jessica.]

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

I agree, terrible for the environment.

[Ross.]

Nope. Wet wipes are blocking our drains!!!

#JustSayNotoWetWipes

:joker:

[Underscore]

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up :laugh2:

[Ross.]

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.

So moving on

[Toy Soldier]

I genuinely do that if I'm not on my own toilet which I know is 100% clean wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible :think:. And I have thighs of steel!

and I'd really hope that nobody would **** in my house either :bawling:

What if it's an actual house guest who is staying for several days? They'll do themselves some damage holding it that long :joker:

[Toy Soldier]

Sitting is for women and pooing

To be fair I like to sit down for a luxury pee on occasion.

[chuff me dizzy]

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up :laugh2:

I will just ask him to comply to my house rule and hope he does

[Twosugars]

Also do I just have good aim? Because the only time I have ever missed the bowl is after sex when there's that little bit of jizz still in the tip and the pee comes out in a totally unpredictable direction.

... ... .... VoteTS2022.
Now you talking!
Thank you, this is a problem that deserves its own thread :clap1:

[Kazanne]

No, I’ve never heard anything quite so weird in my entire life.

Of course you havent:smug:

[caprimint]

wtf just like... hovering? I can't even imagine how this is possible :think:. And I have thighs of steel!

But you don't have to stay there for long, you just go when you need to :laugh:

[Matthew.]

Leaked footage from Chuff's bathroom security system

https://media1.giphy.com/media/z0b9YVvaAQZe8/giphy.gif

Should have known it was that little prick :fist:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Mitchell]

Sitting down is nicer anyway, I only stand up in public toilets

[Amy Jade]

When I get my own place I'll tell people to wipe up their own piss. I'm not having any of that!

[Marsh.]

My husband is a man ,he still sits down to pee at home :conf:

How do you know though? Do you watch him everytime?

[Marsh.]

Oh that's a BIG no no

So when people ask can they use the loo you clarify if they're doing a poo they must hold it in and take it home?

[Dogeatdog]

This thread is taking the piss ain't it?

[Jessica.]

So when people ask can they use the loo you clarify if they're doing a poo they must hold it in and take it home?

http://puu.sh/DE6XD/358fbba128.jpg

[Niamh.]

It's your home, of course it is. Whatsmore, piss lining the base of the toilet is grim

If you don't want to ask, put one of those passive aggressive signs up :laugh2:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/715hHi4AzRL._SX425_.jpg

[Marsh.]

http://puu.sh/DE6XD/358fbba128.jpg

:laugh2:

[Tony Montana]

This thread is taking the piss ain't it?

:joker::joker::joker:

Great pun.

[Matthew.]

Sitting is for women and pooing

Which Piers Morgan quote is this

[Matthew.]

This thread is taking the piss ain't it?

badumtss

[Matthew.]

Chuff can I please come to your house and take a ****e standing up? :flutter:

[Liam-]

Which Piers Morgan quote is this

Don’t do me like that

[Kazanne]

How do you know though? Do you watch him everytime?

I think most couples see each other on the loo,:laugh:

[Jessica.]

I think most couples see each other on the loo,:laugh:

What if you have the squirts and it stinks?

[Marsh.]

I think most couples see each other on the loo,:laugh:

Do you monitor your husband too?

Do you have a competition chart on the fridge tracking the size, colour, shape and consistency of your poos?

:hehe:

[Jessica.]

Do you monitor your husband too?

Do you have a competition chart on the fridge tracking the size, colour, shape and consistency of your poos?

:hehe:

https://images.ecosia.org/-LWJrX3GXyYPnDAhk7ZyilmR5R0=/0x390/smart/https%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fc ommons%2F9%2F9e%2FBristolStoolChart.png

[Kazanne]

Do you monitor your husband too?

Do you have a competition chart on the fridge tracking the size, colour, shape and consistency of your poos?

:hehe:

Don't be a silly billy Marsh.but more often than not doors are not closed ,lol, as a couple we are used to each others bits and ****s :laugh:

[Cherie]

No I wouldn't ask, I would expect most people would be mindful if they were in someone else home, I would say the toilet as out of order next time the dirty gets visited, which would be some feat as we have 4 :hehe:

[Ant.]

No I wouldn't ask, I would expect most people would be mindful if they were in someone else home, I would say the toilet as out of order next time the dirty gets visited, which would be some feat as we have 4 :hehe:

FOUR?!?!

Are you still taking residence in michael21's mansion?

[Marsh.]

She needs 4 because when she does a poo the toilet is unuseable for 2 days so she has spares.

[Jessica.]

She needs 4 because when she does a poo the toilet is unusable for 2 days so she has spares.

Are you saying she does two absolutely stinky poos every day? Where did you get this information?

[Ant.]

She needs 4 because when she does a poo the toilet is unuseable for 2 days so she has spares.

:laugh2:

[Cherie]

FOUR?!?!

Are you still taking residence in michael21's mansion?

MR C is forever extending, out ...up.... sideways and it always includes the facilities :laugh:

[Cherie]

She needs 4 because when she does a poo the toilet is unuseable for 2 days so she has spares.

I need Chuff to come and give them a wipe down :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Are you saying she does two absolutely stinky poos every day? Where did you get this information?

Mr Cherie after one nightmare Saturday when she got food poisoning and left a mess in all 4.

[Cherie]

Mr Cherie after one nightmare Saturday when she got food poisoning and left a mess in all 4.

:omgno:

[Kazanne]

Speaking of loos does anyone have en suites? we have 2 and Cherie you must have at least one with 4 toilets,

[Jessica.]

Mr Cherie after one nightmare Saturday when she got food poisoning and left a mess in all 4.

:omgno: Not Cherie's neighbours calling environmental protection services because it smells like there's a burst sewage pipe.

[Cherie]

Speaking of loos does anyone have en suites? we have 2 and Cherie you must have at least one with 4 toilets,

yep two ensuites, a family bathroom and a downstairs loo, surely everyone has at least two toilets in their homes, what kind of heathens :hehe:

[Marsh.]

We have 2. One main one and the wet room.

[chuff me dizzy]

I need Chuff to come and give them a wipe down :laugh:

Im very good at cleaning, its a big hobby of mine xx

[chuff me dizzy]

We have one upstairs in the bathroom and one downstairs

[Jessica.]

We have 2. One main one and the wet room.

Sounds like that would never be used by a woman at your house. :smug:

[Kazanne]

yep two ensuites, a family bathroom and a downstairs loo, surely everyone has at least two toilets in their homes, what kind of heathens :hehe:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Cherie]

Im very good at cleaning, its a big hobby of mine xx

the train ticket is in the post :amazed:

[caprimint]

Speaking of loos does anyone have en suites? we have 2 and Cherie you must have at least one with 4 toilets,
Yeah, my parents have an en suite, I've got a bathroom next to my bedroom and one toilet downstairs

[Kazanne]

Yeah, my parents have an en suite, I've got a bathroom next to my bedroom and one toilet downstairs

Best thing ever Capri, especially when your ill :hee:

[Marsh.]

Sounds like that would never be used by a woman at your house. :smug:

D:

[Toy Soldier]

You rich bitches, I'm still in a ****ty rental so we have one toilet.

But yeah, should be buying in the next couple of years and to be fair I don't think we'd even consider a house without at least two toilets. I am DONE with the kids "suddenly" needing a crap every time I try to have a shower. Both of them!

[bots]

i have 4 as well, it's nice to rotate

[Shaun]

Only if it's on your face.

[chuff me dizzy]

Only if it's on your face.

Pardon ?

[Toy Soldier]

Only if it's on your face.

Pardon ?

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Only if it's on your face.

:drool:

[Cherie]

i have 4 as well, it's nice to rotate

the forums successfuls? :hehe:

[Josy]

I personally wouldn't :laugh:

But I guess if it's your bathroom you can ask what you want? LOL

[Oliver_W]

They can ask me to if they like. I'll ignore them and stand anyway :) and pee in their sink

[Oliver_W]

it's nice to rotate

Sounds messy.