What would you do if....

[Josy]

What would you do if you were strolling along innocently to the local shop to purchase some of your favourite bubblicious bubble gum and you came across a rucksack with a massive bundle of cash, a large knife, a roll of duck tape and a James Blunt mask inside?

[Vanessa]

Take it to the police.

[michael21]

Call the Ghostbusters

[Liam-]

Thank the lords that someone still knows who james Blunt is in 2019, grab the cash and run

[Josy]

Take it to the police.

Would you be tempted to take any cash?

Call the Ghostbusters

James Blunt aint afraid of no ghosts

Thank the lords that someone still knows who james Blunt is in 2019, grab the cash and run

:joker:

[Vanessa]

Would you be tempted to take any cash?



James Blunt aint afraid of no ghosts



:joker:

I think it would be top much trouble. Not worth it.

[Wizard.]

What did you do?

[thesheriff443]

Looks like I got a new rucksack for starters

[Josy]

What did you do?

Took the James Blunt mask and legged it of course

[thesheriff443]

Goodbye my lover was a top choice for funerals

[Cal.]

If your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money cos his daddy’s gone somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lock down I ain’t got a job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life hmm!

[Josy]

If your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor cos he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him was to sleep with a man for a little bit of money cos his daddy’s gone somewhere smoking rock now in and out of lock down I ain’t got a job now, so for you this is just a good time but for me this is what I call life hmm!

Eh no.

This was my thing I used to post this all the time!!!!!

The funniest time though was when Smudgie and Kazanne thought it was a serious thread :joker:

[Mitchell]

Shag Tom Hanks

[Cal.]

Eh no.

This was my thing I used to post this all the time!!!!!

The funniest time though was when Smudgie and Kazanne thought it was a serious thread :joker:

:joker:

A banger!

[Amy Jade]

Walk past. You never know who's watching!

[Dogeatdog]

I’d probably try and look for some MTV cameras or something

[Marsh.]

Grab some notes and continue on my way.

Then launder it through a local bookies.

[Ant.]

josy this is very specific are you ok

[thesheriff443]

A friend of mine many years ago was in a bank and it got held up by an armed robber with a shotgun

[Matthew.]

Top tier patter right there

[LaLaLand]

Take the money and move to California living in a VW camper. :joker:

[Josy]

Grab some notes and continue on my way.

Then launder it through a local bookies.

I laughed at this, when I want to spend a 50 note hardly any shops will actually take them so now I always head to Ladbrokes they will take anything :joker:

josy this is very specific are you ok

I am now I have a james blunt mask

A friend of mine many years ago was in a bank and it got held up by an armed robber with a shotgun

Did the robber get away with any money?

[michael21]

I take josy on holiday

[Josy]

Top tier patter right there

Its a question, not patter, quite a clear difference :shrug:

[Beso]

Take the cash and pay someone to kill james blunt.

[Ant.]

as sick as it sounds, it'd depend on the shop

There's a corner shop a half hour walk from me and the lady who runs it is absolutely rude. A worker there sold me the wrong bus ticket, I tried to get a refund the next day and they said "only the manager can do that :/" who was off for a week, so I came back a week later and they were like "well no any of us could have done it!! It's been left too late now!! :angry: why did you leave it so late :rolleyes:" (like because your coworkers that are stood right there told me only you could do it and you were on holiday,,,) so she sent me away £50 short

Short story short I was that petty I complained to like three companies and conversed between the three of them and they were like "she sounds unhelpful here's a credit note"

Sadly I couldn't use it at that shop, but needless to say, I would've LOVED to just show up and rub it in their face.

Monologue aside, after they robbed me of £50, I'd love to return the favour tenfold

But the corner shop a two minute walk down my road? I wouldn't dare steal from them they're lovely! Also if I get caught it's awkward because I'm a lot more local :/

[thesheriff443]

Yes he got away with some, but did some more robberies and was caught.

A few years back in town one cash machine was giving out double the amount you asked for, a week or so later there was an ad in the local paper asking those who got double if they would return the over payment.

[Ant.]

I am now I have a james blunt mask


:joker:

[Liam-]

I am now I have a james blunt mask

:joker:

[Marsh.]

as sick as it sounds, it'd depend on the shop

There's a corner shop a half hour walk from me and the lady who runs it is absolutely rude. A worker there sold me the wrong bus ticket, I tried to get a refund the next day and they said "only the manager can do that :/" who was off for a week, so I came back a week later and they were like "well no any of us could have done it!! It's been left too late now!! :angry: why did you leave it so late :rolleyes:" (like because your coworkers that are stood right there told me only you could do it and you were on holiday,,,) so she sent me away £50 short

Short story short I was that petty I complained to like three companies and conversed between the three of them and they were like "she sounds unhelpful here's a credit note"

Sadly I couldn't use it at that shop, but needless to say, I would've LOVED to just show up and rub it in their face.

Monologue aside, after they robbed me of £50, I'd love to return the favour tenfold

But the corner shop a two minute walk down my road? I wouldn't dare steal from them they're lovely! Also if I get caught it's awkward because I'm a lot more local :/

Wait, who asked if you'd rob the shop?

[Beso]

You're lucky the bloke didn't rob your cocktail Ant. ..ooo you would have got it right on here.

[Ant.]

Wait, who asked if you'd rob the shop?

By taking the rucksack of money I'd essentially be robbing the shop :oh:

Unless someone robbed a bank then decided to strut into the offy, walked out without the sack, got home and thought "oh my christ! I've left the loot at the store!" like when mams ALWAYS forget a bag of shopping at the store!

[michael21]

Where do you want to go on holiday josy

[michael21]

I would also sales the bag on ebay

[smudgie]

Eh no.

This was my thing I used to post this all the time!!!!!

The funniest time though was when Smudgie and Kazanne thought it was a serious thread :joker:

:joker: so naive :blush:

[Marsh.]

By taking the rucksack of money I'd essentially be robbing the shop :oh:

Unless someone robbed a bank then decided to strut into the offy, walked out without the sack, got home and thought "oh my christ! I've left the loot at the store!" like when mams ALWAYS forget a bag of shopping at the store!

Josy said the rucksack was come across on the way to the shop, not that the shop was itself robbed. :suspect:

Was it you and this is your confession? :think:

[Ant.]

Josy said the rucksack was come across on the way to the shop, not that the shop was itself robbed. :suspect:

Was it you and this is your confession? :think:

Oh mess I read it as if you walked into the shop and there's just a burlap sack filled with cash in the milk aisle! :worry:

My lawyer has told me to say: "no comment"

[michael21]

Oh mess I read it as if you walked into the shop and there's just a burlap sack filled with cash in the milk aisle! :worry:

My lawyer has told me to say: "no comment"

By saying no comments is a comment time to fire your lawyer

[michael21]

This has my vote for thread of the night

[Natalie.]

Well that money would buy me a lot of bubblicious bubble gum

[Kazanne]

Eh no.

This was my thing I used to post this all the time!!!!!

The funniest time though was when Smudgie and Kazanne thought it was a serious thread :joker:

I remember it well Josy,I was just a baby then :hee:

[Vicky.]

If I knew there was no cctv around, grab he cash and leave the rest for someone else to find.

[Vicky.]

A few years back in town one cash machine was giving out double the amount you asked for, a week or so later there was an ad in the local paper asking those who got double if they would return the over payment.

Ours did this once, when I was a teenager (unfortunately before I had a bank account). it was the only time I ever saw a queue for that cashpoint, word obviously got around fast and everyone in the village was there, withdrawing the max amount on each of their cards! Police tried putting out a notice that they were going through cctv and would arrest anyone they recognised and that anyone who got extra had to take it into the bank. noone did obviously :laugh:

They must have lost a fortune that night..started just after the bank closed and was the same right through til the morning..so I assumed, along with half the village being 'thieves'..noone thought to ring the number on the machine and report the malfunction :D

[Vicky.]

The funniest time though was when Smudgie and Kazanne thought it was a serious thread :joker:

:laugh:

[user104658]

Walk past and pretend I hadn't seen it, go somewhere and get into a disguise, come back, grab it, run like **** into the wilderness.

[Vicky.]

Walk past and pretend I hadn't seen it, go somewhere and get into a disguise, come back, grab it, run like **** into the wilderness.

In the meantime someone else might have struck it lucky though. I would hate myself for thinking logically if I did this and got back and it was gone!

[arista]

What would you do if you were strolling along innocently to the local shop to purchase some of your favourite bubblicious bubble gum and you came across a rucksack with a massive bundle of cash, a large knife, a roll of duck tape and a James Blunt mask inside?


Put it in another bag
and walk away
with the Cash.

[Cherie]

Well that money would buy me a lot of bubblicious bubble gum

:laugh:

[Cherie]

Put the James Blunt mask on and leg it singing you're beautiful

[chuff me dizzy]

Hand it in to the police

[arista]

Hand it in to the police


You can Not Trust
the Police
They will nick the Cash

[bots]

i would take a photo of it, count the money and then hand it in to the police, safe in the knowledge that it would be all mine eventually.