How do you make it look like you’re eating dinner when you’re actually not

[Denver]

So you respected a fake homeless man? I thought you could spot them straight away?

How DO you sleep at night?

Well he wasnt fake because he lived the true homeless life and never begged either just lived in his tent in Wolverhampton.

Kindest man I ever met rip

[caprimint]

Omg I love you so much.
Would've been cooler if it was spelled right but can't have it all can ya

[Liam-]

"can I use your shower please?"
"Not until you let me smell your feet first"

Stewing his manky sock in a pot of tea in return for a hot meal?

[Vicky.]

Would've been cooler if it was spelled right but can't have it all can ya

Ooh bitchy :laugh:

[Ant.]

Well he wasnt fake because he lived the true homeless life and never begged either just lived in his tent in Wolverhampton.

Kindest man I ever met rip

"The true homeless life" as if Homeless Hudson is out there setting the model life for the poor

[Mitchell]

Who doesn’t want a shag and an intellectual chat?

[Ant.]

Stewing his manky sock in a pot of tea in return for a hot meal?

I'd be drinking it from his tattered boots!

[Denver]

:love:


I doubt they'd take the offer anyway, the street is probably cleaner

In very clean actually I was brought up not dragged up like some

[caprimint]

She literally said she invited him back because she thought he was hot
Well I wasn't going to let somebody stay in my bed who I didn't find attractive COME ON NOW

[Marsh.]

Well he wasnt fake because he lived the true homeless life and never begged either just lived in his tent in Wolverhampton.

Kindest man I ever met rip

Again, you pride yourself on respecting a man who wasn't actually in need of anything because you assumed he had nothing?

When did a man with money and resources who chooses to live in a tent become the same as a genuine homeless person? :skull:

[Ant.]

All I'm saying is, I would never offer it, but if a homeless man offered to snog me for a bacon barm, I'd end world hunger (for the hot men)

[Morgan.]

How did my grotty lasangne get to Adams 101 on spotting fake homeless people?

[Marsh.]

Would've been cooler if it was spelled right but can't have it all can ya

The phrase killed me.

[caprimint]

In very clean actually I was brought up not dragged up like some
So discriminatory, it's not the homeless' fault :bawling:

[Vicky.]

Well I wasn't going to let somebody stay in my bed who I didn't find attractive COME ON NOW

This post confuses me a bit, if you aren't interested in sex (I didn't know you were asexual) as if it wasn't for..stuff..then why would it matter if the person was attractive or not? Like, if its just for conversation and company then surely wther they were goodlooking wouldn't matter at all? Feel free to tell me to **** off and mind my business though :D

[Denver]

So discriminatory, it's not the homeless' fault :bawling:

At least I can trust them not to steal my personal information and pictures ayy

[Marsh.]

I can't at the "true homeless life" being a rich man in a £500 tent in Wolverhampton.

[Ant.]

At least I can trust them not to steal my personal information and pictures ayy

I mean, they'd probably steal something valuable, so you've got every right to not worry about yourself

[Vicky.]

I can't at the "true homeless life" being a rich man in a £500 tent in Wolverhampton.

This :suspect:

[Marsh.]

At least I can trust them not to steal my personal information and pictures ayy

True. Only interesting people have information and pictures worth stealing.

[Liam-]

Adam is probably very clean, he only eats dust and souls of the unemployed

[caprimint]

This post confuses me a bit, if you aren't interested in sex (I didn't know you were asexual) as if it wasn't for..stuff..then why would it matter if the person was attractive or not? Like, if its just for conversation and company then surely wther they were goodlooking wouldn't matter at all? Feel free to tell me to **** off and mind my business though :D
I'm attracted to people physically and emotionally but just not interested in anything sexual... I'm just indifferent. I'd happily be friends with anyone but I'd find it a little weird/gross to be in my bed if I didn't find them personally attractive :laugh:

[Denver]

Again, you pride yourself on respecting a man who wasn't actually in need of anything because you assumed he had nothing?

When did a man with money and resources who chooses to live in a tent become the same as a genuine homeless person? :skull:

He was a war veteran with problems who chose to live in a tent.

A roof doesnt make it a home you know love makes it a home and he was loved

[caprimint]

At least I can trust them not to steal my personal information and pictures ayy
Yeah don't worry, they'll just steal ya wallet and phone instead

[Vicky.]

I'm attracted to people physically and emotionally but just not interested in anything sexual... I'm just indifferent. I'd happily be friends with anyone but I'd find it a little weird/gross to be in my bed if I didn't find them personally attractive :laugh:

Ah right, yeah that makes much more sense.

[Barry.]

I want to go to bed but I don’t wanna miss this drama :bawling:

Me too.

[Ant.]

He was a war veteran with problems who chose to live in a tent.

A roof doesnt make it a home you know love makes it a home and he was loved

How does that make him any different from Samantha with her sleeping bag sleeping in the bike shed?

[Morgan.]

Not you going to bed starving

That mouthful of lasagne actually was the last thing I ate

[Denver]

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2008/04/22/truth-about-ring-road-tramp-fred/

A true national icon, Elton John cant related

[Ant.]

Not you going to bed starving

He needs a £1 tin of warm beans?

[Marsh.]

A roof doesnt make it a home you know love makes it a home and he was loved

We love a fridge magnet.

ANYWAY, he aint homeless so is not relevant to the thread.

He's stretching, coach!

[Barry.]

How does that make him any different from Samantha with her sleeping bag sleeping in the bike shed?

Because Sam wasn't loved by the townfolks.

[Mitchell]

He needs a £1 tin of warm beans?

And a £1.50 loaf of bread

[Marsh.]

Elton John cant related

You are the King of irrelevant comparisons.

[Liam-]

How does that make him any different from Samantha with her sleeping bag sleeping in the bike shed?

I always wondered what happened to Samantha Mumba :(

[Vicky.]

Nearly 300 posts on some awful lasagne.

Was meant to be going to bed ages back :fist:

[Morgan.]

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2008/04/22/truth-about-ring-road-tramp-fred/

A true national icon, Elton John cant related

I can’t related either

[Ant.]

And a £1.50 loaf of bread

:joker:

[Morgan.]

I always wondered what happened to Samantha Mumba :(

:joker:

[Ant.]

I always wondered what happened to Samantha Mumba :(

:joker:

[Morgan.]

Nearly 300 posts on some awful lasagne.

Was meant to be going to bed ages back :fist:

Literally same

[caprimint]

You are the King of irrelevant comparisons.
You didn't even need the last word

[Mitchell]

I always wondered what happened to Samantha Mumba :(

:skull:

[Morgan.]

I always wondered what happened to Samantha Mumba :(

But she chose to live on the streets over the Celebrity Big Brother house so

[Mitchell]

But she chose to live on the streets over the Celebrity Big Brother house so

Sandra Martin?

[Ant.]

Morgan's dad is asleep in the next room blissfully unaware of the can of cold beams he's ****ing ripped right open isn't he?

[Mitchell]

Morgan's dad is asleep in the next room blissfully unaware of the can of cold beams he's ****ing ripped right open isn't he?

Morgan’s dad is David Gest laying in bed poorly?

[LukeB]

50kP4S0peAs

[Marsh.]

Marsh we all know you are in on it

In on what? The Cottage Cheese Crimes?

[Ant.]

Morgan’s dad is David Gest laying in bed poorly?

Cottage cheese DID THAT?

[Morgan.]

Morgan’s dad is David Gest laying in bed poorly?

He’s called David too :shocked:

[caprimint]

Cottage cheese really is ICONIC :clap1:

[Ant.]

My mum bought me cottage cheese actually and it's still in the fridge ten days past eat by date

[Marsh.]

The time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all!

[Mitchell]

He’s called David too :shocked:

“David’s dead?”

“Morgan’s dad?”

“No the homeless man Stacey refused to give a cup of tea to as he didn’t have a six pack and a sleeve”

[caprimint]

:sleep:

[Morgan.]

“David’s dead?”

“Morgan’s dad?”

“No the homeless man Stacey refused to give a cup of tea to as he didn’t have a six pack and a sleeve”

:skull:

[Liam-]

Cottage cheese really is ICONIC :clap1:

You were doing so well

[LukeB]

I will epose LukeB and his woodon spoon!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5002ef3847824c28bd7121c17bf65508/tenor.gif?itemid=10710252

[Morgan.]

:sleep:

My dad :love:

[Barry.]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5002ef3847824c28bd7121c17bf65508/tenor.gif?itemid=10710252

I love Sabrina!

[Ant.]

My dad :love:

:joker:

[caprimint]

You were doing so well
My dad :love:
:joker:

[Denver]

I will go down with this ship

[Marsh.]

I love Sabrina!

That's Salem.

[Marsh.]

I will go down with this ship

:fc:

[Liam-]

I will go down with this ship

Dido legend

[Mitchell]

I will go down with this ship

Morgan’s dad when he is on the titanic but refusing to get on the rescue boat until the manky lasagne is finished?

[Barry.]

That's Salem.

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.xuty9RvnL_oEHuEpTMmxqAHaEK&pid=Api&dpr=1.33

[Morgan.]

I’m off to bed, I’ll see if there’s been any more eposes in the morning

[Ant.]

I will go down with this ship

You wont put your hands up and surrender?

[Mitchell]

My dad :love:

:joker:

[Ant.]

You wont put your hands up and surrender?

-morgan holding up his veggie lasagna- there will be no white sauce in the core

I'm carnivore and always will be

[Marsh.]

-morgan holding up his veggie lasagna- there will be no white sauce in the core

I'm carnivore and always will be

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Mitchell]

-morgan holding up his veggie lasagna- there will be no white sauce in the core

I'm carnivore and always will be

Nicky’s next Disney week skate exposed?

[Liam-]

Adam I love you, you brought life to a fake Italian dish

[Ant.]

Nicky’s next Disney week skate exposed?

Wait mess wasn't TiBB on Ice 3.5 meant to air yesterday

[Mitchell]

Wait mess wasn't TiBB on Ice 3.5 meant to air yesterday

Probs tbh, but Morgan hasn’t been allowed to rehearse until he finishes his dad’s black pudding tiramisu

[Ant.]

Probs tbh, but Morgan hasn’t been allowed to rehearse until he finishes his dad’s black pudding tiramisu

I want to throw up

[Mitchell]

I want to throw up

David did that?

[Ant.]

David did that?

David giving the homeless eating disorders?

[Marsh.]

I DID NOT ask for cottage cheese, I ordered a large BEEF lasagna for two, so not only are you a sh*t cook but you're a LIAR!

http://bsd.firetrench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jadegoody_rant.jpg

[JerseyWins]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/5002ef3847824c28bd7121c17bf65508/tenor.gif?itemid=10710252
My dad :love:
Morgan's dad :love:

[Marsh.]

You're claim to fame is THIS, good for you!

https://i.imgur.com/l4jpM2K.jpg

[Mitchell]

You're claim to fame is THIS, good for you!

https://i.imgur.com/l4jpM2K.jpg

That’s not an appropriate container to dish out to the soup kitchens

[Liam-]

I DID NOT ask for cottage cheese, I ordered a large BEEF lasagna for two, so not only are you a sh*t cook but you're a LIAR!

http://bsd.firetrench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jadegoody_rant.jpg

:skull::skull:

[Liam-]

I make a cracking lasagne

[LukeB]

You're claim to fame is THIS, good for you!

https://i.imgur.com/l4jpM2K.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/WQdgk2p.gif

[Ant.]

I DID NOT ask for cottage cheese, I ordered a large BEEF lasagna for two, so not only are you a sh*t cook but you're a LIAR!

http://bsd.firetrench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jadegoody_rant.jpg

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Adam: If that were me I wouldn't waste the lovely cottage cheese, I'd give it to the fake homele....

Morgan: GOOD FOR YOU! GOOD FOR YOU! https://i.imgur.com/FP6gLH3.gif

[Denver]

I'm decided I'm changing my Username to Pankhurst

[Denver]

She may have fought for womens rights but I am fighting for food wastage rights

[Marsh.]

thoughts for women rights

[Mitchell]

Love that all this commotion could’ve been solved if David wasn’t greedy and had of provided meat!

[Ant.]

This thread is still alive?

[Morgan.]

Today we are having curry with cous cous instead of rice :worry:

This isn’t a totally awful combination and eatable - but we literally have 3 bags of rice in the cupboard I-

[Vanessa]

Today we are having curry with cous cous instead of rice :worry:

This isn’t a totally awful combination and eatable - but we literally have 3 bags of rice in the cupboard I-

Cous cous is nice, I like it.

[Morgan.]

Cous cous is nice, I like it.

It’s nit bad but it’s incredibly dry and I think it’s more of a salad thing isn’t it?

[Vanessa]

It’s nit bad but it’s incredibly dry and I think it’s more of a salad thing isn’t it?

When I went to Algeria they made it for me. With meat and vegetables. It was amazing :drool:

[Matthew.]

Our Dave’s making curry and couscous?

Adam: If that were me I wouldn't waste the lovely cottage cheese, I'd give it to the fake homele....

Morgan: GOOD FOR YOU! GOOD FOR YOU! https://i.imgur.com/FP6gLH3.gif

You're claim to fame is THIS, good for you!

https://i.imgur.com/l4jpM2K.jpg

I DID NOT ask for cottage cheese, I ordered a large BEEF lasagna for two, so not only are you a sh*t cook but you're a LIAR!

http://bsd.firetrench.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jadegoody_rant.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

[Oliver_W]

I never have rice in curry. It wastes bowl/plate space, and makes the curry less flavourful. Plus, it's a bit too carby!

[Firewire]

Not sure if it's been posted, but I'm not reading 15 pages...

X8yIqhHPr70

[Tony Montana]

Not sure if it's been posted, but I'm not reading 15 pages...

X8yIqhHPr70

This was posted on the first page.

[Firewire]

Well I only read the OP

[caprimint]

Today we are having curry with cous cous instead of rice :worry:

This isn’t a totally awful combination and eatable - but we literally have 3 bags of rice in the cupboard I-
Cous cous is better than rice!!!

I like your dad's choices :clap1:

[Morgan.]

Not sure if it's been posted, but I'm not reading 15 pages...

X8yIqhHPr70

Don’t worry it was just Adam blaming me for causing world hunger

[JerseyWins]

What did you end up doing Morgan? :worry:

[Ant.]

What did you end up doing Morgan? :worry:

Well he didn't end world hunger /adam

[Morgan.]

In regards to the curry - I took charge and I got that rice boiling as soon as I got home ain’t nobody got time for cous cous

[Marsh.]

In regards to the curry - I took charge and I got that rice boiling as soon as I got home ain’t nobody got time for cous cous

A man pretending to be homeless and living in a static caravan in Wolverhampton could have had that. :bored:

[Mokka]

When I saw the thread title, I thought we were turning into one of those sites teens frequent to learn how to be anorexic:eyes;

[Morgan.]

A man pretending to be homeless and living in a static caravan in Wolverhampton could have had that. :bored:

You’re so right I can’t believe my actions :bawling:

[bots]

i would have simply said i can't possibly eat this crap and made myself something to eat

[Morgan.]

He’s making it again tonight :omgno: And we have guests over :omgno: I’m going out! I’m not doing it!

[Liam-]

Does he like these people? :omgno:

[Barry.]

He’s making it again tonight :omgno: And we have guests over :omgno: I’m going out! I’m not doing it!

Did he not take the hint last time?

[Morgan.]

Does he like these people? :omgno:

My great aunt and uncle :omgno: They’re vegan too so they can’t even eat it :o

[caprimint]

But on a serious note cottage cheese lasagna sounds amazing

[caprimint]

My great aunt and uncle :omgno: They’re vegan too so they can’t even eat it :o
:skull: Doesn't he know cheese isn't vegan?

[Mitchell]

It’s not too late to get yourself adopted Morgan

[Marsh.]

Tell him nobody likes his concoctions.

I told my stepdad years ago I didn't like hotpot with mushy peas and he hasn't made it since. :shrug:

[Morgan.]

:skull: Doesn't he know cheese isn't vegan?

Idk I guess he assumes cottage cheese isn’t real cheese? Idk it’s disgusting either way I’ve outcasted it from the cheese family

[Morgan.]

Tell him nobody likes his concoctions.

I told my stepdad years ago I didn't like hotpot with mushy peas and he hasn't made it since. :shrug:

I’m more worried for my 18th birthday BBQ next week which he insisted he catered for

[Liam-]

I’m more worried for my 18th birthday BBQ next week which he insisted he catered for

Smoked cauliflower and cheese string skewers?

[caprimint]

Is it possible for you to take a picture of it Morgan? I'm really curious to see what it looks like :joker:

[caprimint]

Idk I guess he assumes cottage cheese isn’t real cheese? Idk it’s disgusting either way I’ve outcasted it from the cheese family
Not him trying to ruin their veganism :omgno:

[Marsh.]

Smoked cauliflower and cheese string skewers?

:joker:

[Morgan.]

Is it possible for you to take a picture of it Morgan? I'm really curious to see what it looks like :joker:

I did get photos last time but I deleted them :skull: I’m going out tonight instead but I’ll try and get some if there’s any left after haha

[JerseyWins]

EAT IT morgan! :suspect:

[Matthew.]

Even just reading this thread makes me feel sick, can’t stand lasagne and the less said about cottage cheese the better

[JerseyWins]

Poor Morgan’s dad’s quality cooking </3

[Matthew.]

Jersey have you ever tried cottage cheese?

[Morgan.]

King made me a separate lasagne with no cottage cheese!

[Morgan.]

If anyone wants his recipe (Caprimint :suspect:) this is what he uses: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/ratatouille_lasagne_28209

[Ant.]

If anyone wants his recipe (Caprimint :suspect:) this is what he uses: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/ratatouille_lasagne_28209

He followed a recipe? This wasn't just some sick one-off invention? OTHER people thought of this?

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/cuVwN8e.jpg

YUCK

[Matthew.]

Can you not :bored:

Like spoiler that **** for the love of god :yuk:

[Matthew.]

And that watery bit in the middle YEECH

[Marsh.]

:(

[Liam-]

Even just reading this thread makes me feel sick, can’t stand lasagne and the less said about cottage cheese the better

You what

[Marsh.]

Lasagne (Proper meaty lasagne) is lovely. :love:

[Matthew.]

You what

A ghastly creation

[Liam-]

A ghastly creation

You’ve clearly never been given a good one then! It’s divine :love:

[Ant.]

My mum bought me cottage cheese 2 months ago and I think it's still unopened in the fridge :worry: might give it to the homeless man when I go to town tomorrow

[Withano]

Be honest. Tell your father he’s awful and has ruined your month.

[Liam-]

My mum bought me cottage cheese 2 months ago and I think it's still unopened in the fridge :worry: might give it to the homeless man when I go to town tomorrow

It’ll look like Mike Wazowski by now :omgno:

[Matthew.]

It’ll look like Mike Wazowski by now :omgno:

I- :oh:

My dinner’ll be coming up at this rate, absolutely disgusted at some of the posts in here tonight tbqh

[Ant.]

It’ll look like Mike Wazowski by now :omgno:

:joker: :umm2: :drool:

[Denver]

http://i.imgur.com/cuVwN8e.jpg

YUCK

Rice pudding :love:

[Morgan.]

http://i.imgur.com/Grj3Zpw.jpg

Oh look how yummy :flutter:

[Matthew.]

I’m the tub of butter

[Liam-]

I’m the beer getting warm and gross in the sun

[Matthew.]

Is that the cottage cheese one or the meat one

[Morgan.]

Is that the cottage cheese one or the meat one

Cottage cheese

[Mitchell]

I’m the chopping board x

[Ant.]

I'm the bin wheel

[Marsh.]

I'm the daddy who made a separate meat lasagne for his son.

[Ant.]

I'm the daddy

Damn right you are! :drool:

[Morgan.]

I'm the bin wheel

It’s actually a wheelbarrow so **** you

[Ant.]

It’s actually a wheelbarrow so **** you

Bet it's filled with empty cottage cheese pots

[caprimint]

If anyone wants his recipe (Caprimint :suspect:) this is what he uses: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/ratatouille_lasagne_28209
Bookmarked :clap1:

And in the picture it looks really tasty :p Did you end up eating it or going out to avoid it?

[Morgan.]

Bookmarked :clap1:

And in the picture it looks really tasty :p Did you end up eating it or going out to avoid it?

He made me a separate one with no cottage cheese :hehe:

[Mitchell]

He made me a separate one with no cottage cheese :hehe:

Aww we love daddy

[caprimint]

He made me a separate one with no cottage cheese :hehe:
What a guy :clap1:

[Denver]

Is your dad still making this?

[Morgan.]

Is your dad still making this?

He made it once again before I sacked him as head chef and took over the role myself. We now eat GOOD food :smug:

[Mitchell]

Why is this the best thread ever?

[Tony Montana]

This thread is still a scream. :joker:

[Tony Montana]

Why is this the best thread ever?

Morgan's dad did that!

[JerseyWins]

Morgan's parents are making a "How do you make it look like you’re eating dinner when you’re actually not" thread on another forum?

[Morgan.]

Morgan's parents are making a "How do you make it look like you’re eating dinner when you’re actually not" thread on another forum?

Nnnnn :skull:

[caprimint]

Morgan's parents are making a "How do you make it look like you’re eating dinner when you’re actually not" thread on another forum?
:joker:

[Liam-]

This is probably my favourite thread, your poor unsuspecting Dad caused murder

[Mitchell]

Morgan's parents are making a "How do you make it look like you’re eating dinner when you’re actually not" thread on another forum?

:joker: Adam’s mum is on there telling Morgan’s father how vile he is?

[Niamh.]

I was going to say just try it until you mentioned him replacing the white sauce with cottage cheese [emoji1785]

[Niamh.]

Oh this thread is old [emoji23]

[Liam-]

Oh this thread is old [emoji23]

False, it’ll never get old!

[Niamh.]

False, it’ll never get old![emoji23]

[Barry.]

Memories.