Tibb Does The Bachelor 2019 launch. Task 1 and twist.

[Kate!]

https://i.imgur.com/VnM2Hfh.png

Welcome to the launch of Tibb does the Bachelor 2019 featuring Mitchell as the Bachelor.

The girlies are all eagerly awaiting their chance to shine so without any further ado.... lets get this show on the road.

Task 1. Deadline Tuesday at midnight. Please submit to myself by pm a biography of your female character. Make up a name for her. Charley Uchea is NOT allowed. Also you must write a short poem to the Bachelor and pm me that also. Last time I ran this game we had such lovely names as Holly Bush Fleur Titfanny and the eventual winner Amber Gashflap. So get creative. Let your imaginations flow. Remember first impressions really count.

I will post the Twist shortly.

[Mitchell]

Sorry for being late huns

[Kate!]

Sorry for being late huns

Thats ok.

[Kate!]

Lady number 1 has arrived.
name: Georgina Paulina McKween

age: 22

nationality: American, Dutch, Italian

Biography: I'm a heiress of my father, the billionaire fashion businessman John McKween

why i take part at the bachelor, because i wanna show my sassy personality, show off my good looks, hope the bachelor likes expensive things, cause i only like expensive things


poem:

roses are red, violets are blue

it's only about why you must choose me, but the when is gonna happen, you love me and i do too for you

it's the bachelor

and reality tv i want more

[Morgan.]

Lady number 1 has arrived.
name: Georgina Paulina McKween

age: 22

nationality: American, Dutch, Italian

Biography: I'm a heiress of my father, the billionaire fashion businessman John McKween

why i take part at the bachelor, because i wanna show my sassy personality, show off my good looks, hope the bachelor likes expensive things, cause i only like expensive things


poem:

roses are red, violets are blue

it's only about why you must choose me, but the when is gonna happen, you love me and i do too for you

it's the bachelor

and reality tv i want more


Oh I wonder who

[Wizard.]

Oh I wonder who

:joker::joker:

[Matthew.]

Lady number 1 has arrived.
name: Georgina Paulina McKween

age: 22

nationality: American, Dutch, Italian

Biography: I'm a heiress of my father, the billionaire fashion businessman John McKween

why i take part at the bachelor, because i wanna show my sassy personality, show off my good looks, hope the bachelor likes expensive things, cause i only like expensive things


poem:

roses are red, violets are blue

it's only about why you must choose me, but the when is gonna happen, you love me and i do too for you

it's the bachelor

and reality tv i want more

I wonder who this could be

[Matthew.]

Oh ffs just seen Morgan already said it

[Kate!]

Oh ffs just seen Morgan already said it

:joker:

[Kate!]

Lady number 2 is here.

Name: Eve Elle
Age: 21
Occupation: Deadly Assassin
Looks: Brunette, blue eyes, big breasts and juicy bum and tight fanny.

Bio: Hi my name is Eve Elle, I'm 21 years old from Portsmouth and I am the cousin of deadly assassin Villanelle. Unlike my cousin however, I only kill other women, although I have fuqed a few men to death... well they don't call me an ASSassin for nothing! I'm hoping the Bachelor will pick me because, well, if he doesn't, I will be giving my bloody cousin a little facetime won't I!

Poem

Cock - The Haiku

Tropic summertime
Suddenly smooth cock touches
My round perfect tits.

[Mitchell]

Lady number 1 has arrived.
name: Georgina Paulina McKween

age: 22

nationality: American, Dutch, Italian

Biography: I'm a heiress of my father, the billionaire fashion businessman John McKween

why i take part at the bachelor, because i wanna show my sassy personality, show off my good looks, hope the bachelor likes expensive things, cause i only like expensive things


poem:

roses are red, violets are blue

it's only about why you must choose me, but the when is gonna happen, you love me and i do too for you

it's the bachelor

and reality tv i want more

Ok this one is not getting my rose already

[Mitchell]

Lady number 2 is here.

Name: Eve Elle
Age: 21
Occupation: Deadly Assassin
Looks: Brunette, blue eyes, big breasts and juicy bum and tight fanny.

Bio: Hi my name is Eve Elle, I'm 21 years old from Portsmouth and I am the cousin of deadly assassin Villanelle. Unlike my cousin however, I only kill other women, although I have fuqed a few men to death... well they don't call me an ASSassin for nothing! I'm hoping the Bachelor will pick me because, well, if he doesn't, I will be giving my bloody cousin a little facetime won't I!

Omg I’d like to shag this one please Kate!

[Nicky91]

hey :wavey:

[Mitchell]

hey :wavey:

:shrug:

[Kate!]

Lady number 3 is here

Name: Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire

Age:24

Location: Texas

Occupation: Cocktail Waitress

Biography: Hey Howdy Hey! I'm Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire I'm a Texas girl through and through. My dad is French which is why I have the surname that I do. I get called trixy for short

I like dressing as a cowgirl it seems to cheer up the boys. With my lovely blonde hair in pigtails and my busty boobies poking out the top of my gingham dress. Also my knees high boots and my pink cowgirl hat!

I am damn good at riding a horse and can do so bareback. I'm good at lassoing too so I hope I can catch the hunky Bachelor!

I work at my mums saloon serving cocktails so I'm good at shaking up a good cock.. Tail!

My hobbies also include country singing I'm good at guitar and do the odd open mic night here and there at the saloon

I want love I wanna settle down with the man of my dreams. I'm really quite wild and flirty but I want to get married and some kids one day so is the bachelor the one we will have to see!

A poem:

I'm trixana but you can call me trixy for short

At first sight you may think I'm a wild girl so you may want to abort

But if you just give me a chance

And take my hand to dance

I will demonstrate to you just how much that your the man of my dreams

This girl isn't what you think what she seems

I am lovely and loyal and true

And I definitely am the girl for you xxx

[Wizard.]

Poem

Cock - The Haiku

Tropic summertime
Suddenly smooth cock touches
My round perfect tits.

:joker::joker:

[Twosugars]

Perched for Oop

[Matthew.]

Tropic summertime
Suddenly smooth cock touches
My round perfect tits.

Which thread is this Arista quote from?

[Kate!]

Please welcome lady number 4


Name. Josephine o donnelly.(my friends call me jo)

Age 19

Nationality. Irish

Occupation..vetinary assistant.

Bio.. The daughter of an Irish farmer josephine or jo to her friends can always be relied upon, "the sheep need me" me says.

So why did this cute Irish flame haired girl want to be on the batchelor? "I want to show that ginger Irish girls can get a tan as well as a man"


Poem...

I've dreamt of the day that you may say i love you,
I hope that it's me gazing into your eyes, on the day that you do.

I hope that my two lines are plenty for you.
because my hands up a sheep's bum and it's covered in poo.

[Twosugars]

Wonder which one will be the sluttiest

[Kate!]

Greetings Lady number 5



Name: Nancy Dell’Oreo
Age: I was born 50 years ago but I only look 49
From: Sheffield
Occupation: Man magnet

I like men and oreos and money and champagne and men and people called Mitchell. I think it’s a really sexy name with sex appeal and suggests great length. I have written a poem for you about why you should pick me and not these other people who clearly just want you for a shag and nothing else. I want you FOREVER.

Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Georgina McQueen
I hear he has a one inch peen
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Eve Elle
I hear that sex with her is hell
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
(And do not pick anybody else except me)

[RileyH]

is that mitchell herself

[Beso]

Greetings Lady number 5



Name: Nancy Dell’Oreo
Age: I was born 50 years ago but I only look 49
From: Sheffield
Occupation: Man magnet

I like men and oreos and money and champagne and men and people called Mitchell. I think it’s a really sexy name with sex appeal and suggests great length. I have written a poem for you about why you should pick me and not these other people who clearly just want you for a shag and nothing else. I want you FOREVER.

Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Georgina McQueen
I hear he has a one inch peen
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Eve Elle
I hear that sex with her is hell
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
(And do not pick anybody else except me)





:joker:

[Mitchell]

Lady number 3 is here

Name: Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire

Age:24

Location: Texas

Occupation: Cocktail Waitress

Biography: Hey Howdy Hey! I'm Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire I'm a Texas girl through and through. My dad is French which is why I have the surname that I do. I get called trixy for short

I like dressing as a cowgirl it seems to cheer up the boys. With my lovely blonde hair in pigtails and my busty boobies poking out the top of my gingham dress. Also my knees high boots and my pink cowgirl hat!

I am damn good at riding a horse and can do so bareback. I'm good at lassoing too so I hope I can catch the hunky Bachelor!

I work at my mums saloon serving cocktails so I'm good at shaking up a good cock.. Tail!

My hobbies also include country singing I'm good at guitar and do the odd open mic night here and there at the saloon

I want love I wanna settle down with the man of my dreams. I'm really quite wild and flirty but I want to get married and some kids one day so is the bachelor the one we will have to see!

A poem:

I'm trixana but you can call me trixy for short

At first sight you may think I'm a wild girl so you may want to abort

But if you just give me a chance

And take my hand to dance

I will demonstrate to you just how much that your the man of my dreams

This girl isn't what you think what she seems

I am lovely and loyal and true

And I definitely am the girl for you xxx

Ok this girl is classy

[Mitchell]

Please welcome lady number 4


Name. Josephine o donnelly.(my friends call me jo)

Age 19

Nationality. Irish

Occupation..vetinary assistant.

Bio.. The daughter of an Irish farmer josephine or jo to her friends can always be relied upon, "the sheep need me" me says.

So why did this cute Irish flame haired girl want to be on the batchelor? "I want to show that ginger Irish girls can get a tan as well as a man"


Poem...

I've dreamt of the day that you may say i love you,
I hope that it's me gazing into your eyes, on the day that you do.

I hope that my two lines are plenty for you.
because my hands up a sheep's bum and it's covered in poo.

I like sheep tbf

[Mitchell]

Greetings Lady number 5



Name: Nancy Dell’Oreo
Age: I was born 50 years ago but I only look 49
From: Sheffield
Occupation: Man magnet

I like men and oreos and money and champagne and men and people called Mitchell. I think it’s a really sexy name with sex appeal and suggests great length. I have written a poem for you about why you should pick me and not these other people who clearly just want you for a shag and nothing else. I want you FOREVER.

Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Georgina McQueen
I hear he has a one inch peen
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
Do not pick Eve Elle
I hear that sex with her is hell
Mitchell mitchell please pick me
Mitchell mitchell please dick me
(And do not pick anybody else except me)

Georgina McQueen does have a one inch peen so

[Kate!]

Lady number six is here

Name: Debby Ryan
Age: 26
Hometown: Huntsville, Alabama
Occupation: Actress and Singer
Entrance Look:
http://i.imgur.com/j0iFnKL.jpg
Bio: I am obviously the most famous bitch here and I’ve come for my rose! I may already be engaged to the hottest man in showbiz, but a double engagement to the second hottest will give me the headlines I deserve :smug: Unlike these other bitchelorettes, I have worked for Disney - Mitchell’s favourite franchise :hee: And tonight I have come dressed inspired by Disney Kween Georgina Paulina Belle from Beauty and the Beast :hehe:
Favourite Song: Came Here for Love, by Sigala

Poem:

My name is Debby Ryan
Your name is not Brian

I’m looking for love
To get it, the other girls I will shove

I have a tight pussy
And it’s definitley not bushy

If you don’t pick me, an actress from Disney
Things will get grizzly

Love you Mitchell x

[Mitchell]

Lady number six is here

Name: Debby Ryan
Age: 26
Hometown: Huntsville, Alabama
Occupation: Actress and Singer
Entrance Look:
http://i.imgur.com/j0iFnKL.jpg
Bio: I am obviously the most famous bitch here and I’ve come for my rose! I may already be engaged to the hottest man in showbiz, but a double engagement to the second hottest will give me the headlines I deserve :smug: Unlike these other bitchelorettes, I have worked for Disney - Mitchell’s favourite franchise :hee: And tonight I have come dressed inspired by Disney Kween Georgina Paulina Belle from Beauty and the Beast :hehe:
Favourite Song: Came Here for Love, by Sigala

Poem:

My name is Debby Ryan
Your name is not Brian

I’m looking for love
To get it, the other girls I will shove

I have a tight pussy
And it’s definitley not bushy

If you don’t pick me, an actress from Disney
Things will get grizzly

Love you Mitchell x
Wonder if this girl has erectile dysfunction?

[michael21]

Here to nick the sexy girls away from the bac

[Kate!]

Welcome girlie number 7



MY name is Sabrina Floorboarder

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poem:
Don't tell me about it
Keep on blowing my mind
'Cause your lips are made for kissing baby
So I put them on mine
No conversation
I've heard every line
So leave your **** at the door

Come on lay your hands, your hands on me
We don't have to talk
Cause talk is cheap
In the dark silence so loud
You only gotta lay your hands on me

^-^

[Morgan.]

I love everyone going for obvious picks lmao

[Denver]

Former winner Mercedes-Fanjita would like to wish everyone the best of luck

[Kate!]

Here is chick number 8



My name is Lucinda Sackrider i am mixed race age 24

I am a multitalented girl from a pretty basic background but thats not going to stop me getting where i'm going !

My poem to 'The bachelor' is......

Roses are red
Mitchell is blue
My catflap is open
and you can come through

[Mitchell]

Welcome girlie number 7



MY name is Sabrina Floorboarder

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https://i.imgur.com/mZe4imM.png https://i.imgur.com/efkBvF6.png https://i.imgur.com/ZRd48W8.png

poem:
Don't tell me about it
Keep on blowing my mind
'Cause your lips are made for kissing baby
So I put them on mine
No conversation
I've heard every line
So leave your **** at the door

Come on lay your hands, your hands on me
We don't have to talk
Cause talk is cheap
In the dark silence so loud
You only gotta lay your hands on me

^-^

Beautiful

[Strictly Jake]

Liking the sounds of Lucinda Trixana and Nancy so far!

[Mitchell]

Here is chick number 8



My name is Lucinda Sackrider i am mixed race age 24

I am a multitalented girl from a pretty basic background but thats not going to stop me getting where i'm going !

My poem to 'The bachelor' is......

Roses are red
Mitchell is blue
My catflap is open
and you can come through
Love blue x

[Kate!]

Three more ladies yet to pm

[Mitchell]

Don’t leave this lady waiting

[Mitchell]

Don’t leave this lady waiting

[Mitchell]

And that posted twice ffs

[Marsh.]

roses are red, violets are blue

it's only about why you must choose me, but the when is gonna happen, you love me and i do too for you

it's the bachelor

and reality tv i want more

https://media0.giphy.com/media/BgJumFO4ZuV7a/giphy.gif

[Cherie]

Here is chick number 8



My name is Lucinda Sackrider i am mixed race age 24

I am a multitalented girl from a pretty basic background but thats not going to stop me getting where i'm going !

My poem to 'The bachelor' is......

Roses are red
Mitchell is blue
My catflap is open
and you can come through

:joker:

[Kate!]

https://i.imgur.com/VnM2Hfh.png

Just take a moment to appreciate our wondrous banner. Designed by Marsh. :lovedup:

[Strictly Jake]

https://i.imgur.com/VnM2Hfh.png

Just take a moment to appreciate our wondrous banner. Designed by Marsh. :lovedup:

Stunning

Marsh just wondering did you get round to making a strictly tibb trophy Cherie said you were making one

[Marsh.]

Marsh just wondering did you get round to making a strictly tibb trophy Cherie said you were making one

Oop. I forgot. I'll make one.

[RileyH]

omg that's so CUTE >.<

[Mitchell]

https://i.imgur.com/VnM2Hfh.png

Just take a moment to appreciate our wondrous banner. Designed by Marsh. :lovedup:

Omg a marsh banner is exactly what a series all about ME deserved

[Cherie]

Oop. I forgot. I'll make one.

:oh:

[Cherie]

so beautiful :flutter:

[Calderyon]

Banner looks good.

[Ammi]

...good luck with this Kate/Mitchell and the hopeful ladies..:love:...Marsh’s banner oh my Lord, beautiful..:flutter:...and really reflecting your romantic spirit, Marsh...

[Marsh.]

:lovedup:

[Beso]

Stunning

Marsh just wondering did you get round to making a strictly tibb trophy Cherie said you were making one

After seeing that banner I can only imagine you will feel less enthused as my penis has this past year...bar one experience.:bawling:.....when you open marshes msg.

[Marsh.]

After seeing that banner I can only imagine you will feel less enthused as my penis has this past year...bar one experience.:bawling:.....when you open marshes msg.

:inamood:

[Wizard.]

Ooh banner pretty

[Morgan.]

What’s the twist?

[Kate!]

What’s the twist?

Soon.

[Kate!]

Lady number 9

Bambi Don Perignon

22

Heiress to the Don Perignon champagne empire. As bubbly and expensive as her namesake. Bambi is a socialite like no other and can usually be found rubbing shoulders with her celebrity friends like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.

Bambi had a top 200 dance hit with her single 'Get It Up (I'll Sit On It)' and featured in horror comedy 'Big Tit Strippers vs. Zombies III' as Courtneey.

POEM (new single stream it on spotify!)

Picture this I'm your princess
All bitches up in here wit their flat chests
It's true what they say I'm the true star
Yes im the one how you can't resist this?
Now i'm ready for my rose cuz I earned it

Walk in the room all eyes on me
It's dangerous if it burns when you wee
Don't mess with my heart whatsoever
Wanna be that girl you wake up next to forever

Let's get nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Bitches just wanna get down

Let's get
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
You can't resist my charms

Don't be fooled by these other hoes
Most of them ain't got they own nose
I heard one had a fanny like the Wookie hole
Save yourself the time and give me that crown

You should know that I'm good to go
Don't settle for a basic troll
You got the best ready with an open heart
I heard one of the others sniffs her own farts

Let's get nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
Bitches just wanna get down

Let's get
Nasty
Nasty
Nasty
You can't resist my charms

[Kate!]

Lady number 10

Name? Fanny Precious Cooch
Hometown? Warrington
Age? 21
Star sign? Scorpio
Sexuality? (sadly) Heterosexual
Occupation? Socialite
Best known for... Murder (and always being on a diet)



Hi my name is Fanny Precious Cooch and I'm a socialite from Warrington! I'm lesbophobic but I'm hoping to leave the Bachelor with a gay best friend!

Why am I entering the Bacholer? Well, June is Pride Month and I'm banned from all things Pride since I tried to come into all the gay men in the UK, and I'd rather not stay inside the whole month, so I guess I better get some Hetty D!

I faked my own suicide to have my feet amputated because women's feet are ugly. Men's feet are so cute! Especially gay men's feet!

The fact I am a double amputee makes finding work hard, and it's impossible to stand on my own two feet, and that's mainly because the NHS won't fund my prosthetics so I'm just managing on two little nubs. Also my wheelchair was stolen by some tramps but that's fine because the wheelchair wasn't pink! (My favourite colour is pink) so if I don't win a wheelchair in this here competition I hope that I can at least find a man who will carry me and be my personal wheelchair... Wait, if I win I get the man? So I don't need to spend money on a wheelchair? Well that's £500 saved!

I should mention I am not a feminist. This is because I love men and hate women.

I'm best known for ****ing murdering Gina Rio on my night out. "Look at you with your cheap Primark sho-" she said, before realising my non-existent feet. I shunted her with the little bone protruding from my left leg's stub. Sallie Axl tried to snog me afterwards so I killed her too. Dexter became my gay best friend following this but then u found out he was bi and I ****ed him off. I'm not biphobic! I just wouldn't be best friends with a bisexual - nothing personal.

Oh I have to write a song? Okay here I go:

It ain't my fault that I'm out here getting gooch
You're blaming Missus Cooch
Blaming Missus Cooch, babe!
It ain't my fault that I'm out here making news
While I'm in town having mooch
You're blamin' Missus Cooch
YA YA YEE- wait I have to do a poem? Oh that's great! They're even gayer than Lizzo! (Have I mentioned I love gay?)

Sonnet 69:
I ask, "will you still love me, tomorrow?"
To crash the critics saying, "is it right?"
My love - controversial as women's feet
Like my feet - non-existent, has no beat
Gay man or straight does not matter to me
But lesbians and bis can **** a bee
What do I value more, a soul or sole?
The one that's sexy on Cameron Cole!

If I can't find my feet, I can find man!
Not long before Josy gives me a ban...
My fanny smells like turkey - gobble gobble!
On my leg stubs I wibble and wobble;
A metaphor for jelly on a plate
As I enter this game - hosted by Kate

[Beso]

Is this celeb batchelor. ..cause I don't watch that rubbish.

[Kate!]

Is this celeb batchelor. ..cause I don't watch that rubbish.

No it isn't lol.

[Calderyon]

Seems like Ant entered too.

[Beso]

No it isn't lol.

I'm sure dom perignons daughter is well known...I'm switching off. Good bloody luck.

[Marsh.]

Seems like Ant entered too.

Ant enters everything. He's like Donald Trump's dick.

[Kate!]

Ant enters everything. He's like Donald Trump's dick.

:joker:

[Kate!]

Ladies number 11 and 12 will arrive tomorrow.

For now. Adieu.

[Ant.]

Ant enters everything. He's like Donald Trump's dick.

:joker: :bawling:

The last thing I entered was a competition :(

[Kate!]

The Twist

There will be no elimination first round. A forum vote for best first impression will be held. The winner of this vote is exempt from elimination for Task 2. The Task 2 will be set by the winner so get your thinking caps on in case its you :hugesmile:

[michael21]

The Twist

There will be no elimination first round. A forum vote for best first impression will be held. The winner of this vote is exempt from elimination for Task 2. The Task 2 will be set by the winner so get your thinking caps on in case its you :hugesmile:

What date the final

[Kate!]

What date the final

Not sure yet. But it will be before the 22nd July as that is when Tibb Survivor starts.

[michael21]

Not sure yet. But it will be before the 22nd July as that is when Tibb Survivor starts.

Who runs that game

[Morgan.]

Who runs that game

Reece and DTM

[michael21]

Reece and DTM

Okedokey

[Mitchell]

No it isn't lol.

It fooking well is

[Mitchell]

The Twist

There will be no elimination first round. A forum vote for best first impression will be held. The winner of this vote is exempt from elimination for Task 2. The Task 2 will be set by the winner so get your thinking caps on in case its you :hugesmile:

Congratulations Nicky, you get a rose for now...

[Mitchell]

Congratulations Nicky, you get a rose for now...

Sorry I mean Georgina Sara Wanksalot

[Matthew.]

Congratulations Nicky, you get a rose for now...

The wilted one?

[Mitchell]

The wilted one?

No, a glass of Rosé over his head?

[Kate!]

Don't be mean Mr Bachelor :nono:

[Matthew.]

Don't be mean Mr Bachelor :nono:

The Bachelor plays hard to get

[Mitchell]

Don't be mean Mr Bachelor :nono:

Hun it’s my sex life on the line here! I’m a classy girl!

[Kate!]

What do you think of the twist?

[Morgan.]

What do you think of the twist?

I like it if I win

[Wizard.]

I like it if I win

Same

[Kate!]

I like it if I win

Same

Guys honestly. You have both blown your anonymity from the Bachelor. :nono:

:joker:

[Nicky91]

look poetry has never been my strongest side, but i have other good character traits to hopefully impress you with :hee:

and my profile, well sorry i came over too Obvious but i just went with my own gut feeling, what felt right the most for me, what came from me, and not me trying to copy someone else his/her style

[Nicky91]

Guys honestly. You have both blown your anonymity from the Bachelor. :nono:

:joker:

LOL, anonymity should only be before the launch anyways

now we know the characters and most are quite Obvious tbh


i wish every lady the very best of luck competing against me to win over the bachelor's heart :love:

[Morgan.]

Guys honestly. You have both blown your anonymity from the Bachelor. :nono:

:joker:

The bachelor said who I was as soon as he saw my bio :oh:

[Kate!]

The bachelor said who I was as soon as he saw my bio :oh:

He knows you so well :laugh:

[Kate!]

Last two ladies have still to submit their profiles and poems. If not received by the deadline they will leave the game.

[Nicky91]

Last two ladies have still to submit their profiles and poems. If not received by the deadline they will leave the game.

one bachelor has dutch roots btw, Arie Luyendyk Jr he and his dad are famous in the Nascar world

:flutter:

[michael21]

Last two ladies have still to submit their profiles and poems. If not received by the deadline they will leave the game.

What the dead line

[Nicky91]

Sorry I mean Georgina Sara Wanksalot

it's Georgina Paulina McKween :fist:

[Kate!]

What the dead line

Midnight tonight

[Ant.]

these two women are ****ING pushing it aren't they?

Men don't like to be left waiting!

[Kate!]

these two women are ****ING pushing it aren't they?

Men don't like to be left waiting!

Pretty sure they are going to drop out of the game.

[Kate!]

Please welcome the final lady for the bachelors consideration.

Name: Denise Wilde
Age: 26
Hometown: Los Angeles
Occupation: Actress and Model

Bio: I'm the baddest bitch around this mother****ing house. Men are always wrapped around my finger and my skills in the bedroom are second to none.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Mitchell will be my bitch.

But I won't be his too.

[michael21]

Midnight tonight

Are there both here yet

[Kate!]

Are there both here yet

Only one. One has dropped out. :fist:

[Morgan.]

Who dropped out :oh:

NOONE leaves Kate stood up :nono:

[michael21]

Who dropped out :oh:

NOONE leaves Kate stood up :nono:

Don't no

[RileyH]

well I'M rooting for sabs https://i.imgur.com/ekyDlN3.png

[Kate!]

Poll will be open soon.

[Kate!]

Poll is open