Tibb Does The Bachelor 2019. Task 5. Tibb goes to the Movies.

[Kate!]

So Debby is immune from this task and the rose ceremony to follow.

Laydies remaining are....

Debby Nancy Sabrina Fanny Eve Trixanne and Bambi

For task 5 you must design a movie poster for a new film. You make up the film Title. It must feature in some way all the above ladies and the Bachelor. Also write a brief description of the plot.

Thanks.

All entries to me by 4pm tomorrow.

[Amy Jade]

Drawing again </3

[RileyH]

whew this is gonna take some EFFORT

sabrina is READY !

[Amy Jade]

I might not get this done tbh, that's a lot to do in less than 24 hours :worry:

[Kate!]

I might not get this done tbh, that's a lot to do in less than 24 hours :worry:

If it gets near deadline and you know you are not going to finish I will extend.

[Beso]

Me myself and I

[Amy Jade]

Me myself and I

Shouldn't they have sent you back to the old peoples home by now?

[Wizard.]

I have an idea but I’m not great at photo shop also don’t know what some of the girls even look like lol

[Beso]

Shouldn't they have sent you back to the old peoples home by now?

So you can beat me?

[Ant.]

I have an idea but I’m not great at photo shop also don’t know what some of the girls even look like lol

Debby Ryan to fall victim to FGM?

[Ant.]

"KILLER EVE!" Is coming?

[Morgan.]

Debby actually submitted the winning entry this week, but she was forbidden from posting it, so that’s a shame

[Wizard.]

Debby actually submitted the winning entry this week, but she was forbidden from posting it, so that’s a shame

Post ha after

[Kate!]

Fanny Precious Cooch

"My Precious...."

Fanny Precious Gooch is queen of Middle Earth. One day, Sabrina the Hobbit alongside her MUCH prettier Hobbit friends (Debby, Nancy, Fanny, Eve, Trixanne, and Bambi) wrote some erotic fanfiction about sexy Gollum and the queen because they were jealous.
A voice of common sense alerts the horde of Hobbits; Eve's: "Hold up, how come we're hobbits? Wouldn't it be more appropriate if I was Gandalf, since I'm a Wizard.?"
"Yes it would but the person writing this hasn't seen Lord of the Rings and if we start talking about elves we could be getting into Christmas film territory. Just accept that he's only smart enough to link the name "Precious" to Gollum and leave him alone it's not a personal attack he just thinks this is a funny link!" (Author's notes: I don't think all the girls look like hobbits and I don't think Mitchell looks like Gollum).

Queen Cooch raided Sabrina's house (reports that it was a brothel were made and Cooch is prostitutephobic) and found this fanfiction.
"Well ladies if this is what you think...." and with a wave of her wand that volcano erupted and out came Gollum. He coughed up lava onto Debby's wig and Debby burnt to death. "Oh **** we've gotta get the REAL Debby Ryan in to replace her huh?" said Queen Cooch. Bambi nodded. Cooch sighed.

After two days one of those friendly dragons (I could be on about Game of Thrones here) comes flying back to the shire with Debby Ryan. "Hey I'm best known for sleeping with a pilot, being called Jessie, and shagging Jughea-" Cooch cast a spell to shut her up.
"Yes we know who you are but we've already blown a lot of the budget just getting you to appear and we charge you by the line so shut the **** up," Cooch said.
Morgan manifested into the realm of Middle Earth to correct Debby: "actually you slept with CODY-" and then Trixanne ****ing clubs him with a brick or something.
"Wow thanks we were gonna need to fork out a lot of money we don't have to fix the fourth wall that got broken," said Cooch.
"Oh I only did that because I'm so sick of him winning every challenge. He's too good and the only way we can beat him is murder," says Trixanne.
"But he's not even competing this round. Besides, you'll need to be imprisoned for murder," said Cooch.
"That's fair. I'm probably going home next anyway," Trixanne admitted.

"Right so you girls forgot to remember that I don't have legs so no I can't do Doggy Style so we got to get rid of fifty pages of this script," Cooch dictated.

"get prosthetics you listy bitch," sabrina said, wanting creative freedom over her IP.

"we have no money you skank since we blew it all on Debby," Cooch reminded Sabrina. Middle Earth doesn't have free health care so that's why they need money for fake legs.

"oh yea ok sorry your highness >.<" Sabrina said.

"Right well how do we make the story work if you can't shag Gollum the way we envisioned?" asked Nancy.

"Well let's go backwards!" Cooch proposes.

"Easy for Sabrina," hisses Trixanne, making a potentially ableist joke.

"**** off jailbird," bites Sabrina.

"Right well anyway as I was gonna say let's make the fim poster first and go in reverse!" Cooch was so full of great ideas. Much like her talented inventor.

"okay date - February 30th haha!"
"sure! what year?"
"it's not a real da-"
"anyway let's have gollum...."
"and he's holding the ring! PRECIOUS :hugesmile:"
"Yes but how do we signify that it's Cooch?"
"We could have a faded image of a vagina in the background,"
"or we could have her on her stool she's always #perched on emerging from the ring!"
"Mary Poppins' bag teas"

"ENNNOOOUGGHHHHH!!!!" queefed Fanny Precious Cooch. "YOU JUST COST US 50 MILLION CASTAR WITH THAT REFERENCE YOU ****** **** ***** *****!!!"
"And I oop," said Eve.

"Right well we've murdered a boy and his hobbitsona, we broke the fourth wall, I think I might've melted a few hundred villages by causing a volcanic eruption, and we've got this American celeb just.... here, whittling corn in the background. I also don't know the spell to unmute her so we'll probably need to pay for that surgery...." Cooch thought aloud.
"Wow if only we had a Wizard. that could undo such spell!" Eve sarcastically remarked. She would've been murdered there and then if they weren't all in a massive ****storm as is.

"So basically we went over budget and we've not even brought in the bachelor for his voice acting.... we're at a loss," Cooch wondered long and hard about the next step.

"People are DEAD!" Bambi cried, cradling Morgan and Ms. Ryan's corpses, watching towns aflame from the window.

"oh **** that means no one's gonna be alive to watch this film," said Cooch.

"Look I have a hidden camera in the corner... don't ask, I was trying to start a bootleg "Real Housewives of Middle Earth" by filming our daily antics... but it did just capture a volcanic eruption, murder, drama, and had strong female leads...." Sabrina spoke sense, eluding to a film regarding the misadventures of realising "The Precious" the way she had set out to portray it.

"Wow Sabs! That idea is almost as cheap as you!" said Eve.

"Shut it faker! We got a film poster, the footage, and an A-list celebrity - me. We also got Debby Ryan and I think some people from the 2000s might be interested in her so yeah, we got all the components of a good film. And we don't need to worry about editing it all together. We could easily make a lot of money off this!" said Sabrina.

"Uh yeah but again, we don't have the Bachelor...." said Nancy.

"Well Gollum hasn't spoken yet so we can just say Mitchell voiced him but he didn't have lines!" Sabrina said.

Gollum was about to speak.
"DO SOMETHING!!" shouted Cooch, eyeing the camera.
Sabrina smashed Gollum's head in with the hidden camera.

"I meant turn it off you ****ing dimwit now we got another dead body to deal with" said Cooch.

"Oh well, good things come in threes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" shrugged Sabrina, noting the three dead bodies. "Plus no one cares about him so no need for coroners or anything."

"Wow Sabby that was hardcore," remarked Bambi.

"What can I say, I'm goth," confirmed Sabrina.

"Guys... half of this footage is obscured by the kitchen tap," examined Cooch, watching the footage.

The HobGals gathered around the camera, noting the ****ty quality but potential nonetheless. Together, they inherited their inner Jo Brand and uttered, "**** it, that'll do", and just like that, "My Precious (fanny cooch)" was released in all Middle Earth cinemas to critical acclaim. They forgot to edit out the actual murders and so only Bambi, Eve, and Nancy walked away free of charge. Cooch got beheaded for treason. that's right mr mitchell bachelor, Cooch betrayed her country for you! the best way you can repay her is to let her win this round - she died for you.
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[Kate!]

Eve Elle

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Mitchell Might Fook Seven (W)hores

Starring....

Mitchell as Princess Mitchell

Eve Elle as Slutty

Debby Ryan as Blowey

Bambi Don Perignon as Holey

Fanny as Tighty

Trixanna as Saggy

Sabrina as Kinky

Nancy as Tasty

Plot: Walt Disney presents a new classic! Princess Mitchell encounters seven hore's on his travels... all of the hore's fight for his love (dick)! Which hore MIGHT Mitchell fall for? It's all here in this animated ROMCOM coming to theatres soon!

[Kate!]

Nancy Dell'Oreo

https://i.imgur.com/Nor063L.jpg

6 Singletons and a Deer

- 6 single women and their pet deer are all after one thing - the forum stud, Mitchell Philgrant. This movie follows their adventures as they will not stop at anything to get what they want, and especially as they are fighting for sloppy seconds from Mitchell’s previous lovers - Kazanne, Livia, Chuff, Morgan, Stacey and Josy.

Rated 18.

[Kate!]

I awoke at 1.30 am to find these three ^^^ entries in my inbox and laughed so much at all of them I couldn't get back to sleep. :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Just Sabrina Trixanna and Bambi to submit entries now :hugesmile:

[Kate!]

Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire

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Fierce!

This is the image I want to use but unfortunately I can't add writing to it so you will have to accept this xxx

My movie is called Fierce.

It's set on the african plain.

A group of tourists including a man called Mitchell and a group of girls are thrown into chaos when their jeep driver is shockingly shot dead by a group of poachers. The jeep comes to a sudden halt in amongst some of the most fierce animals such as lions and cheetahs. Everyone is terrified. The poachers come running over to the jeep Mitchell and the girls know they must make their bid for freedom and run away quick. Only the lionesses around them spot what's happening and start eating each girl one by one but they don't seem to target Mitchell. He knows he has the power to save just one girl. But who will it be...

Sorry Mitchell this is awful I'm not feeling very well today so I have utterly failed this task but this was the best I could come up with based on a animal documentary I watched recently it was called Madagascar and it had a lion called Alex in it and a hippo called Gloria. It was such a beautiful documentary I didn't know animals could talk let alone sing. But I found it all very inspiring and emotional xxx

[Matthew.]

based on a animal documentary I watched recently it was called Madagascar

:joker:

[Mitchell]

A lot of these are so cute

[Amy Jade]

Sent!

[Kate!]

Bambi Don Perignon

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[I]Following her dismissal from a high profile reality television show, a deranged young woman (Bambi Don Perignon) lures her ex cast mates to her home by telling them they will be the stars of a lavish reunion show.

What they do not know is that they are going to be the unwilling stars of a brand new type of show and if they lose their spot, they lose their lives as well.

[Beso]

Bobbit him bambi.

[RileyH]

And Sabrina SENDS just before the deadline! Leave the best till last, they say x

[Kate!]

Confessions of a Carpetmuncher
A tell all story into the world of Sabrina Floorboarder. From messy relationships, to messy slags she has to face on a day to day basis.
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(Sabrina BEGS for no more editing tasks!)

Our story starts in Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania, Sabrina's home town. She's a small girl with big dreams, and has a crush on Mitchell, the boy in her class, with the great hair, the great body, and the great personality. But he's too good for her. That's what she thinks anyway. She spends her days drooling over him, but unfortunately coming to the conclusion there will never be a friendship there, let alone a relationship. That's until one fateful day when they happen to bump into each other. It's like something out a movie (literally). They glare into each others eyes as Cupid fires bow and arrows everywhere. Our Sab snatches his phone number, and skips home excited. They have a few dates, and it's all going splendid. But what kind of story would this be if there was no problem? Mitchell is approached for a job in the UK, requiring an immediate relocation. Sabrina is devastated, until Mitchell takes a wild leap in their relationship and invites her to go with him. After consulting grandmother Nancy Dell'Oreo & older sister Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire, Sabrina agrees and they head off to the UK.

They buy a cosy little flat and everything seems to be going well. Sabrina meets and befriends struggling actress Jessie Pres Debby Ryan and the mysterious Eve Elle. They invite her and Mitchell to a party and they obviously accept. At the party, Debby (being an ~actress) attempts to get them into the VIP lounge but is laughed at and told to fook off. However, Bambi Don Perignon notices Mitchell and licks her lips. She tells the bouncer to let Mitchell in, but Mitchell says he's only coming in if his friends are. Bambi rolls her eyes and allows. Sabrina is wary of Bambi, who's giving her evils from across the room with her best friend Fanny Precious Cooch, but Mitchell tells her not to worry. Later in the night, as Sabrina is retreating from the bar to her table with a glass of wine, trips into Bambi, spilling the dark red wine all over her new, expensive, custom dress. The two girls get into a screaming match; 'YOU REALLY THINK I'D WASTE MY WINE ON YOUR LEG?' Sabrina yells as Bambi screams 'SHURRUP YA DICK' before twatting her right in the nose. 'YOU DO NOT HIT A GIRL!' Debby interjects, pulling Sabrina (who's nose is bleeding profusely) away. Bambi turns to Fanny, saying she'll get her back, the best way a girl can. Steal her boyfriend. She goes over to Sabrina's table and says she apologizes and things went way too far. Sabrina accepts, but to apologize is not Bambi's intention. She slips her address in Mitchell's pocket before leaving.

Mitchell & Sabrina return to their flat, and Sabrina says she's going to clean up and then head to bed. Mitchell says he'll join her, before finding Bambi's address, and he tells her he'll be back soon. He knocks on the door to Bambi's mansion and she invites him inside. He demands to know what fully happened between her & Sabrina, but Bambi lies, saying Sabrina chucked it over her and was being rude beforehand. Tears fill her eyes, and Mitchell comforts her. It's then that Bambi advances towards Mitchell, planting her lips on his. And Fanny, in hiding, snaps a pic on her phone, before winking at Bambi. Bambi's lips curl into a smile and she pushes Mitchell off her, apologizing and saying he should go. He runs out as Bambi & Fanny celebrate. Mitchell returns home, expecting Sabrina to be asleep. But she's wide awake, looking at her phone, her eyes stained with tears, mascara down her cheeks. Mitchell goes to apologize but Sabrina throws a pillow at him and goes to sleep. In the morning, Mitchell apologizes, saying it was a mistake, and that he was tricked. Sabrina says she doesn't want to hear it, but is interested when Mitchell tells her that Bambi said how it all happened. Hearing that Bambi told Mitchell that it was on purpose (-Sabrina Carpenter) makes her snap and she storms out the house to meet up with Debby and Eve to discuss what to do. It's there that she meets Debby's friend, who Debby says she should use to make Mitchell jealous. Sabrina says she'd feel bad using her friend, but the friend says it's okay because he's gay. Sabrina agrees, and texts Mitchell to let him know he's dumped and she's moving out. She heads to the bathroom, and Eve follows her. Eve tells her that she's an assassin, and can act as a hitwoman if Sabrina needs her too. Sabrina chuckles, thinking it's a joke, but Eve makes it evidently clear she's not. Sabrina is taken aback, and worriedly tells Eve she'll consider her over before leaving. Eve follows her out. Bambi then appears from one of the stalls, a sadistic smile on her face.

Mitchell steps out of the flat as Sabrina is stood with Debby's friend. Noticing Mitchell, Sabrina turns to the friend and gets closer. The friend pulls Sabrina in for a kiss, and Mitchell speedily walks away. They laugh, and the friend says he'll text her later before also walking away. Sabrina heads towards the flat, but is grabbed by a masked figure and injected with a mysterious substance. She passes out and is tossed into the back of a van.

Sabrina's eyes gradually begin to open, and she finds herself tied up with Fanny staring at her. She tries to get free but the ropes are too tight. Just then Bambi appears, her heels looking dangerously sharp. Bambi tells a shocked Sabrina that she overheard her entire conversation with Eve, and that she knows she was considering hiring a hitwoman. Sabrina tells her that that is not the case, but Bambi stomps her foot, the heel making a dent in the floor. She tells Sabrina that she can't hire the hitwoman if Bambi gets her first and begins to walk forward. Sabrina gulps and shivers before a doorbell is heard. Bambi sighs and goes to answer it, telling Fanny to keep an eye on Sabrina. After she's left the room, Sabrina begs Fanny to set her free, telling her exactly what she wants to hear. Fanny opens up to Sabrina, telling her she doesn't like Bambi, it's just she's helped her through so much and feels like she owes it to her to be her friend. Sabrina says she's so much better than that, and the girls have a heart to heart. Fanny gives in, and unties Sabrina, but tells her to run. Quick. 'But what about you?' Sabrina asks, her lip quivering. 'Don't worry about me,' Fanny reassures her, 'it's my time.' Sabrina goes to get her, but hears Bambi coming back and reluctantly runs off.

'WHERE is she?' Bambi yells at Fanny. Fanny says it's gone too far, and tells Bambi she doesn't want to be her friend any longer. She goes to leave, but Bambi removes one of her monster heels and chops off her head. Bambi looks regretful for a split second, before realising the person she's become.. and loving it. She heads off to find Sabrina. Sabrina is trying every door, but they're all locked. She gets her phone out and calls Mitchell, telling him what's going on. At first he doesn't believe her and hangs up. But after Sabrina sends a voice message of Bambi calling out to her with threatening language, Mitchell realises the severity of the situation and rushes off to find her. On his way over, he runs into Debby & Eve, who go with him. They bang on the front door, and Bambi answers, despite being covered in blood. She is horrified to see the three of them and tries to slam the door, but they keep it open and barge her out the way. She fights the three of them, knocking Debby into the wall and Mitchell away. Mitchell creeps off to look for Sabrina as Eve & Bambi continue their battle. Mitchell finds Sabrina and leads her to the exit, but they gasp when they find Debby dead and Eve nowhere to be found. Bambi looks over and cackles maniacally, before charging towards them with the heel. They back up against a wall and grasp each other's hand. 'I love you..' Mitchell tells Sabrina. 'I love you too' she replies. But just as Bambi gets there, Eve plunges a samurai sword into her back, killing her instantly. Mitchell and Sabrina breathe a deep sigh of relief, and the three of them run out. Eve gets out a match, telling Mitchell & Sabrina she's fully getting the memories out of their lives. She mourns Debby as Sabrina comforts her, before setting the place alight. The three look deep into the flames as the film ends.


Cast List
(just as a who's who on the poster!)
Sabrina FloorboarderSabrina Carpenter
Debby Ryan Debby Ryan
Fanny Precious Cooch Kim Kardashian
Trixanna Fanny Fluttaire Morgan Willett
Bambi Don Perignon Paris Hilton
Nancy Dell'Oreo Nancy Dell'Olio
Eve Elle Sofia Carson
Mitchell Kevin Quinn

[Matthew.]

Oh my god

[Matthew.]

Well done whoever that was

[Wizard.]

She asked for a fookin plot not the entire script loov

[RileyH]

that is the plot!

[RileyH]

iMDB rated it a 10 x

[RileyH]

Well done whoever that was

sabrina thanks you

[Twosugars]

Who knew Sabrina knew so many words:omgno::suspect:

[Kate!]

The bachelor will be here shortly x

[Wizard.]

If Eve doesn't get her gold rose..... well you won't be seeing Mitchell for a while.

[Kate!]

Come on Bachelor. Where are you?

[Amy Jade]

I thought about who I kill btw

Lucinda dies at the start when she is getting ready for a red carpet event, she gets in the limo and the driver tells her she is a fan in broken English and she ignores her, calls her an immigrant and demands more champagne. As she drinks it she gets stomach pains and realizes it is spiked and she starts vomiting blood. When the limo pulls up to the premier and security open the door her bubbling rotten corpse and a river of blood spill on the floor as people scream in shock.

Georgina and Tom die next when they are smoking with a glass pipe and someone grabs the pipe as he uses it and slamsh his head on a table making the glass shatter in her brain and then as Georgina tries to escape she climbs between balcony's and the killer smashes an iron into her face and she falls 30 feet head first onto the hard ground killing her.

Denise is next and while she films a video for her OnlyFans getting dick off Ansel Elgort she falls asleep after snorting too much coke and wakes up with his severed head on the bed and the killer sticks hot curling tongs up her vagina and streams it online as she dies slowly.

Next is Josephine who finds Georgina's body when she takes a swim in the pool, as she attempts to escape the killer closes the safety screen on the pool but quick thinking Josephine uses her necklace to RIP it open just in time, as she takes a breath after saving herself the killer shoots her in the eye with a spear gun.

Next are Shawn and Fanny. When Debby finds Denise dead and the phones jammed she presses the fire alarm hoping to raise the alarm just as they are going to have sex. Shawn pulls on his jeans and opens the door to leave the room he is stabbed and his throat slashed. Fanny hides as the killer searches the room and after they leave she attempts to escape but the killer is waiting and smashes as axe into her head slitting her head in two.

Trixanna is killed when she finds the killer moving a body in the garage, she tries to run away but has acid thrown in her face burning her face off and killing her.

Mitchell is then caught and wakes up strapped to a chair and is told he is going to play Russian roulette and one of Eve, Debby or Sabrins would die. He has to pick the order and Eve is picked first and survives and then Sabrins is shot dead in the head as Debby screams.

Bambi explains this was all for Mitchell and she says she is furious he picked this girl instead of her and she slits Debby's throat. Suddenly Noah attacks Bambi and saves Eve. Mitchell and they escape as Bambi wakes up and chases them where she stabs Noah to death as they get in the attick.

Eve and Bambi fight on the roof and with Mitchell's help they manage to shoot Bambi and she falls off the roof landing on an American flag pole which goes through her body.

[Kate!]

Thats very gory Amy :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Thats very gory Amy :laugh:

It got banned in Australia and Japan for extreme violence and gory scenes of course!

[Mitchell]

Ok guys this has been the toughest yet...

[Mitchell]

There were three considered for the gold rose, including one who was told to up their game, however for me the one I enjoyed the most was...

[Mitchell]

EVE ELLE!

Whilst not the most text heavy, it was hilarious and plus it evens the competition out even more ;)

[Kate!]

Congrats Eve

[Mitchell]

Now unfortunately Kate has once again sold a rose after paying the royalties to Sabrina Carpenter last round, so one of you has to leave...

I haven’t even decided yet, but the girl going home is...

[Mitchell]

Nancy :(

Nancy, I’ve loved your efforts so much, but you were the weakest this round I’m afraid, but come back in six months and be my rebound x

[Kate!]

Farewell lovely Nancy. I am sad to see you leave the game. X

[Mitchell]

I have the feeling Nancy was Matthew?

[Kate!]

And now I can reveal that Nancy was in fact the creation of our very own Matthew.

[Mitchell]

Although there’s still one more I’m unsure who it is lmao

[Mitchell]

Sorry Matthew :(

[Wizard.]

I thought about who I kill btw

Lucinda dies at the start when she is getting ready for a red carpet event, she gets in the limo and the driver tells her she is a fan in broken English and she ignores her, calls her an immigrant and demands more champagne. As she drinks it she gets stomach pains and realizes it is spiked and she starts vomiting blood. When the limo pulls up to the premier and security open the door her bubbling rotten corpse and a river of blood spill on the floor as people scream in shock.

Georgina and Tom die next when they are smoking with a glass pipe and someone grabs the pipe as he uses it and slamsh his head on a table making the glass shatter in her brain and then as Georgina tries to escape she climbs between balcony's and the killer smashes an iron into her face and she falls 30 feet head first onto the hard ground killing her.

Denise is next and while she films a video for her OnlyFans getting dick off Ansel Elgort she falls asleep after snorting too much coke and wakes up with his severed head on the bed and the killer sticks hot curling tongs up her vagina and streams it online as she dies slowly.

Next is Josephine who finds Georgina's body when she takes a swim in the pool, as she attempts to escape the killer closes the safety screen on the pool but quick thinking Josephine uses her necklace to RIP it open just in time, as she takes a breath after saving herself the killer shoots her in the eye with a spear gun.

Next are Shawn and Fanny. When Debby finds Denise dead and the phones jammed she presses the fire alarm hoping to raise the alarm just as they are going to have sex. Shawn pulls on his jeans and opens the door to leave the room he is stabbed and his throat slashed. Fanny hides as the killer searches the room and after they leave she attempts to escape but the killer is waiting and smashes as axe into her head slitting her head in two.

Trixanna is killed when she finds the killer moving a body in the garage, she tries to run away but has acid thrown in her face burning her face off and killing her.

Mitchell is then caught and wakes up strapped to a chair and is told he is going to play Russian roulette and one of Eve, Debby or Sabrins would die. He has to pick the order and Eve is picked first and survives and then Sabrins is shot dead in the head as Debby screams.

Bambi explains this was all for Mitchell and she says she is furious he picked this girl instead of her and she slits Debby's throat. Suddenly Noah attacks Bambi and saves Eve. Mitchell and they escape as Bambi wakes up and chases them where she stabs Noah to death as they get in the attick.

Eve and Bambi fight on the roof and with Mitchell's help they manage to shoot Bambi and she falls off the roof landing on an American flag pole which goes through her body.

Slay at Eve surviving :love:

EVE ELLE!

Whilst not the most text heavy, it was hilarious and plus it evens the competition out even more ;)


whew daddy my threats won?

[Matthew.]

Mitchell not impressed with my drawing skills from my ipad?

[Matthew.]

And just to clear this up, the bald one was Lewis Thorp and the one with the questionably patterned trousers was Morgan. Wanted to say at the time but wanted to remain anonymous :laugh:

[Kate!]

Next task is posted....

[Ant.]

stop giving eve preferential treatment!

[Wizard.]

stop giving eve preferential treatment!

bitch she threatened to chop his dick off the fuq

[RileyH]

i think sabrina should've won tbh