Kevmason
10-06-2007, 08:56 PM
Borrowed from the c4 site LOL
The housemates stepped into the boardroom for their nomination interviews with Gerry and Seány. But while Gerry took the job seriously (well, he was wearing a shirt and tie), Seány preferred more leftfield questioning.
Amanda was the first interviewee and sat before the pair.
"Do you not think you could have dressed more appropriately?" asked Seány . But Gerry was on track.
"Why would you be good to nominate this week?" But before Amanda could answer Seány jumped in. "My names Seány ," he said. "We have the toilet behind us, but you can't use it."
Getting to her answer, Amanda answered at last. "I think throughout this week everyone's had arguments. About real petty stuff. I think me and Sam.. we wouldn't hold a grudge about anyone. We haven't had an argument with anyone. We've seen everything that's gone on. If you wanted fair results, I'd be good."
Giving her some huge glasses, Seány asked her to tell a joke.
"Two oranges walk into a bar and the other one goes, 'You're round, your round'," she laughed.
Her five minutes up, Carole was next in.
"What do you think makes a good nominee?" asked Gerry
"Someone who could make a fair decision on who they would put up," replied Carole.
"How do you define fair?" asked Gerry.
"We all bring different things to the House. I would consider what each brought to the House, what I think they've contributed to the House, how they've bonded with people."
But Seány had more pressing questions.
"Have you ever seen a horse's *******?" he asked Carole.
"Yes, I have actually," she replied and regaled the story, much to Gerry's horror.
When she left, a fuming Gerry turned to Seány . "We have to do fun, but also allow them to explain themselves."
"But we did. Were you not listening?" snapped Seány . "Were you staring at her t***?"
"You never let me speak," replied Gerry.
"You're not fast enough," chipped back Seány .
Now, now girls. Concentrate on the job in hand.
The housemates stepped into the boardroom for their nomination interviews with Gerry and Seány. But while Gerry took the job seriously (well, he was wearing a shirt and tie), Seány preferred more leftfield questioning.
Amanda was the first interviewee and sat before the pair.
"Do you not think you could have dressed more appropriately?" asked Seány . But Gerry was on track.
"Why would you be good to nominate this week?" But before Amanda could answer Seány jumped in. "My names Seány ," he said. "We have the toilet behind us, but you can't use it."
Getting to her answer, Amanda answered at last. "I think throughout this week everyone's had arguments. About real petty stuff. I think me and Sam.. we wouldn't hold a grudge about anyone. We haven't had an argument with anyone. We've seen everything that's gone on. If you wanted fair results, I'd be good."
Giving her some huge glasses, Seány asked her to tell a joke.
"Two oranges walk into a bar and the other one goes, 'You're round, your round'," she laughed.
Her five minutes up, Carole was next in.
"What do you think makes a good nominee?" asked Gerry
"Someone who could make a fair decision on who they would put up," replied Carole.
"How do you define fair?" asked Gerry.
"We all bring different things to the House. I would consider what each brought to the House, what I think they've contributed to the House, how they've bonded with people."
But Seány had more pressing questions.
"Have you ever seen a horse's *******?" he asked Carole.
"Yes, I have actually," she replied and regaled the story, much to Gerry's horror.
When she left, a fuming Gerry turned to Seány . "We have to do fun, but also allow them to explain themselves."
"But we did. Were you not listening?" snapped Seány . "Were you staring at her t***?"
"You never let me speak," replied Gerry.
"You're not fast enough," chipped back Seány .
Now, now girls. Concentrate on the job in hand.