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Red Moon
11-06-2007, 06:57 AM
Wangers is dead horny for sexLUSTY Laura Williams demanded sex in a cemetery, an ex claims — and branded him a “wuss” when he refused.

Dan Lever, 24, revealed Laura — nicknamed “Wangers” because of her big boobs — stunned him with the “freaky” request.

And he revealed the Welsh nanny, below, craved sex “wherever and whenever” during their seven-month fling.

Office worker Dan said: “She wanted sex everywhere, night and day. The one place I refused to do it was a cemetery.

“We were walking back to my house in the early hours past Trealaw cemetery. As we passed she grabbed me and said: ‘Come on Dan. Let’s do it in here.’ But it felt too freaky and weird and I bottled it. She said I was being a wuss, but she didn’t push it.

“Later on, she asked me again but I said it was too adventurous for me.”

Dan — who lives a few miles from Laura’s terraced home in Pontygwaith, South Wales — told how the 23-year-old wanted nookie with everywhere night or day.

They shared daring romps on the CENTRE SPOT at a local football ground, in nightclub LOOS and in people’s back GARDENS. But her biggest turn-on was to do it in the cemetery.

Laura also talked about her dream of a career preparing corpses for funerals by doing a college course in EMBALMING.

Dan was heartbroken when she unexpectedly ended their seven-month romance in 2004.

He said: “We had a laugh and lots of sex, sometimes six times a day, then one morning she woke up and wanted a break.”

But within days Laura was begging him to give it another try. Dan added: “She’d turn up at my house at midnight pleading with me, but I refused. If she could end it once, she could end it again. So instead, we’d meet up at weekends for casual sex.

“Seeing her on TV has been a shock, not least because she’s put on so much weight. Maybe she’s not having as much sex.”
Source: The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2003230001-2007260869,00.html)

Smeggypants
11-06-2007, 09:32 PM
Crikey!! He must have been paid a large wedge to admit to doing a large wedge!!!


:) :cheer::cheer: :)

Sunny_01
12-06-2007, 09:05 AM
The little minx:cheer:

Chanelle_is_sexy
13-06-2007, 03:23 PM
i cant belive any1 would have sex wiv laura:yuk::yuk::yuk:
and to do da deed in a cemetry dats sick i would neva do it there i bet every1 agrees wiv tht

Chanelle_is_sexy
13-06-2007, 03:40 PM
:yuk::yuk::yuk::yuk: