I can now login to my bank account up useing my finger print

[michael21]

:cheer2:

No one can get my money unless there cut of my finger :worry:

[Twosugars]

I can do it with my dick :smug:

jk

[Twosugars]

:cheer2:

No one can get my money unless there cut of my finger :worry:

So now you'll lose your money AND your finger

[Calderyon]

:cheer2:

No one can get my money unless there cut of my finger :worry:

You really shouldn't have told that, Michael.

[michael21]

You really shouldn't have told that, Michael.

But why

[michael21]

I can do it with my dick :smug:

jk

That the wrong kind of deposted :nono::nono::nono:

[Twosugars]

That the wrong kind of deposted :nono::nono::nono:

:hehe:

[Christmas Dynasnow]

iv had this feature for some time now and its v handy

[ChristmasNeeve]

Just got it on my new phone last week

[Cherry Christmas]

My son uses this, I use my voice as my password :smug:

[Calderyon]

But why

Now people will be after your finger.

[Denver]

Now people will be after your finger.

I'm not interested in pennies thanks

[Marsh.]

My son uses this, I use my voice as my password :smug:

Your husband has to mimic a shrieking fishwife when he wants access to it? :smug:

[Nicky91]

Your husband has to mimic a shrieking fishwife when he wants access to it? :smug:

:o omg Marshy ur getting into trouble now with Cherie

[Marsh.]

:o omg Marshy ur getting into trouble now with Cherie

*records the voice to break into her banking app*

[michael21]

My son uses this, I use my voice as my password :smug:

What happens if you lose your voice :laugh:

[Greg!]

I use facial recognition hon, you're NOT special!

[michael21]

I like the finger print scan thing I had to keep fingerings my phone till it said complete

[michael21]

I use facial recognition hon, you're NOT special!

My one real :smug:

[Cherry Christmas]

What happens if you lose your voice :laugh:

I guess Im not getting onto online banking :hehe:

[Cherry Christmas]

Your husband has to mimic a shrieking fishwife when he wants access to it? :smug:

we love sexism

[Denver]

I use facial recognition hon, you're NOT special!

Thats rather silly

[Marsh.]

we love sexism

:clap1:

[Marsh.]

I use facial recognition hon, you're NOT special!

Me to gain access with a Halloween mask?

[michael21]

I guess Im not getting onto online banking :hehe:

:laugh:

I just need my fingers

[JerseyWins]

So all we need for michaels fortunes is his finger :cheer2:

I only have that fingerprint feature for my phone. It’s on the Chase app too but I’ve never set it up :idc:

[Marsh.]

Note. The finger of a dead person or a severed finger will not work. :nono:

[Alf]

What happens if you chop off a finger in an accident whilst chopping onions?

[smudgie]

My phone uses thumb recognition, but also an emergency code.:shrug:

[Parmy]

I can do it with my dick :smug:

jk

Is that cause it's the only part of your body that fits on the wee scanner thing.:shrug:

[Lostie!]

Okay lovely, all chopped off. Did you see what I did there?

https://i.imgur.com/yCVKv8t.jpg

[MB.]

Okay lovely, all chopped off. Did you see what I did there?

https://i.imgur.com/yCVKv8t.jpg

:joker:

[michael21]

Okay lovely, all chopped off. Did you see what I did there?

https://i.imgur.com/yCVKv8t.jpg

:bawling::bawling::bawling: