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Denver
02-08-2019, 03:31 AM
Beyonce wishes she could have a voice Like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have a career like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could be in a group like Tulisa
Beyonce Wishes she could have hair like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have a body like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have clothes like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could get men like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she could have freinds like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she was beautiful like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she was iconic like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she smelt like Tulisa
Beyonce wishes she was Tulisa

Denver
02-08-2019, 03:31 AM
And I'm not being funny but if Beyonce pulled up by me in a car and asked for directions I'd tell her to **** off

Denver
02-08-2019, 03:36 AM
Also If I saw Beyonce park on double yellow lines why she went to get her morning papers, I'd let down her tyres

Amy Jade
02-08-2019, 06:28 AM
This is embarrassing.

Daniel.
02-08-2019, 06:40 AM
Yeah I’m sure a successful multi-millionare wishes she was like some chav from a critically panned music group, who now can’t even reach the charts.

Christmas Dynasnow
02-08-2019, 07:42 AM
And I'm not being funny but if Beyonce pulled up by me in a car and asked for directions I'd tell her to **** off

Tulisa would pull up to you on a moped and steal your phone

Amy Jade
02-08-2019, 08:47 AM
Realistically Adam would put up next to her and she would tell him how much she charges.

Jordan.
02-08-2019, 09:52 AM
Solo number 1's this decade

Beyonce - 0
Tulisa - 1

http://i.imgur.com/hM5OdCP.gif

Denver
02-08-2019, 09:53 AM
Realistically Adam would put up next to her and she would tell him how much she charges.

This actually says a lot about you, disgusting post full of jealousy

Marsh.
02-08-2019, 10:07 AM
Most Cringeworthy Thread Award goes to...

Liam-
02-08-2019, 10:17 AM
Doctor, I think he’s concussed

The Grinch
02-08-2019, 11:36 AM
Ok.

RileyH
02-08-2019, 11:44 AM
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SandySharpAvians-small.gif

Milja.
02-08-2019, 11:48 AM
Sorry but who is tulipsa?

Amy Jade
02-08-2019, 12:00 PM
Sorry but who is tulipsa?

The bloke she sucked off in that videos pet name for her?

Morgan.
02-08-2019, 12:04 PM
The only tea here is the stuff Tulisa is making in her new job as an office tea maker

Marsh.
02-08-2019, 01:55 PM
Tulisa wishes she could suck dick like Beyonce.

Tony Montana
02-08-2019, 02:00 PM
This is pathetic and beyond embarrassing. :joker:

Denver
02-08-2019, 02:08 PM
Solo number 1's this decade

Beyonce - 0
Tulisa - 1

http://i.imgur.com/hM5OdCP.gif

Only Jordan knows the truth

Denver
02-08-2019, 02:10 PM
I mean Beyonce married the ugliest man in the world for his money #Golddigger

Amy Jade
02-08-2019, 02:23 PM
Like she needed his money :laugh2:

Marsh.
02-08-2019, 03:19 PM
I mean Beyonce married the ugliest man in the world for his money #Golddigger

And Tulisa sucked off Simon Cowell for his money and got axed in favour of Sharon Osbourne.

Denver
02-08-2019, 03:25 PM
And Tulisa sucked off Simon Cowell for his money and got axed in favour of Sharon Osbourne.

Well that is factually incorrect

Marsh.
02-08-2019, 03:26 PM
Well that is factually incorrect

It's factually fact of the factual variety.

Twosugars
02-08-2019, 03:43 PM
The bloke she sucked off in that videos pet name for her?

:joker:

The Grinch
02-08-2019, 03:44 PM
Is Adam trolling.

Marsh.
02-08-2019, 04:04 PM
I don't know, but Tulisa's agent is.

Denver
02-08-2019, 04:07 PM
It's funny how Amy is trying to slut shame but then claims to be totally against that type of thing

Dogeatdog
02-08-2019, 04:07 PM
Beyonce wishes she smelt like Tulisa


So Beyoncé wishes she smells like an ashtray?

Denver
02-08-2019, 04:08 PM
So Beyoncé wishes she smells like an ashtray?

Tulisa smells amazing actually unless that trash dog

montblanc
05-08-2019, 12:17 AM
So Beyoncé wishes she smells like an ashtray?

:joker::joker:

JerseyWins
05-08-2019, 12:28 AM
So Beyoncé wishes she smells like an ashtray?
:joker:

Marsh.
05-08-2019, 01:20 AM
So Beyoncé wishes she smells like an ashtray?

:joker::joker:

Amy Jade
05-08-2019, 06:59 AM
It's funny how Amy is trying to slut shame but then claims to be totally against that type of thing

Why do you make attention seeking threads and then see your arse when people take the piss?

Nicky91
05-08-2019, 07:22 AM
Like she needed his money :laugh2:

tea, Beyonce came from money herself, coached into becoming a superstar diva by mommy dearest (not really a sweetie) miss tina knowles :hehe:

Elliot
05-08-2019, 07:23 AM
They both wish they were Nicole Scherzinger and had a hit as big as your love!

https://data.whicdn.com/images/140493621/original.gif

Denver
05-08-2019, 07:31 AM
Why do you make attention seeking threads and then see your arse when people take the piss?

It's actually my opinion but you go off.

PM me if you need a ladder to get of your high horse

Pete.
05-08-2019, 09:33 AM
Solo number 1's this decade

Beyonce - 0
Tulisa - 1

http://i.imgur.com/hM5OdCP.gif
:clap1: