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arista
11-08-2019, 02:45 PM
https://news.sky.com/video/just-an-ostrich-running-through-the-streets-11782653


[After half an hour, the ostrich was back to its keeper, having escaped when some visitors went to its keeper's home]

Kazanne
11-08-2019, 04:00 PM
Im surprised they havent skinned it eaten it.:hee:

Beso
11-08-2019, 04:06 PM
Poor thing...all that time on the run, every 2nd of it wishing it could fly.

Kazanne
11-08-2019, 04:18 PM
Poor thing...all that time on the run, every 2nd of it wishing it could fly.

I know it is a shame really, we all want freedom.:wavey:

arista
11-08-2019, 04:22 PM
Im surprised they havent skinned it eaten it.:hee:




No its a pet.

Beso
11-08-2019, 04:31 PM
I know it is a shame really, we all want freedom.:wavey:

Freedom...if I could catch that thing I would ride the bugger to work...

Dogeatdog
11-08-2019, 04:42 PM
Freedom...if I could catch that thing I would ride the bugger to work...

It would be cheaper to run than a car and you wouldn’t have to pay Road tax

Kazanne
11-08-2019, 04:44 PM
Freedom...if I could catch that thing I would ride the bugger to work...

:laugh: they are pretty fast Parmy,so you'de be sure to get there on time.:laugh:

Beso
11-08-2019, 04:45 PM
It would be cheaper to run than a car and you wouldn’t have to pay Road tax

And everyone gets out the way!...I could have an extra 10 minutes in bed in the morning if that thing was tied up outside.

Beso
11-08-2019, 04:46 PM
:laugh: they are pretty fast Parmy,so you'de be sure to get there on time.:laugh:

Should I buy one of those head cam things and go live?

Kazanne
11-08-2019, 04:47 PM
Should I buy one of those head cam things and go live?

:joker::joker: Thinking in pictures here Parmy,you will need a saddle aswell :hee:

Dogeatdog
11-08-2019, 04:49 PM
And everyone gets out the way!...I could have an extra 10 minutes in bed in the morning if that thing was tied up outside.

And you don’t have to worry about speed cameras either.

Beso
11-08-2019, 04:50 PM
:joker::joker: Thinking in pictures here Parmy,you will need a saddle aswell :hee:

I take one of those on the bus with me...:nono:

Im taking the ostrich bareback.

Beso
11-08-2019, 04:52 PM
And you don’t have to worry about speed cameras either.




You are correct..there is no way a still photo of a grey bearded Scotsmen riding an ostrich along the a13 at 8am....sorry...8.15am, at 55mph....would ever make the Internet

Dogeatdog
11-08-2019, 04:59 PM
You are correct..there is no way a still photo grey bearded Scotsmen riding an ostrich along the a13 at 8am....sorry...8.15am at 55mph....would ever make the Internet

https://open.http.mp.streamamg.com/p/3001090/sp/300109000/thumbnail/entry_id/0_fnz2al77/version/100000/acv/1422/width/620/height/349

No need to worry about that, his pals have that sorted.

Beso
11-08-2019, 05:05 PM
https://open.http.mp.streamamg.com/p/3001090/sp/300109000/thumbnail/entry_id/0_fnz2al77/version/100000/acv/1422/width/620/height/349

No need to worry about that, his pals have that sorted.



That's him warning the police about our imminent arrival. .


Roy the grass.