Wizard's BETTER festival!

[Wizard.]

Come to Wizard's better festival. They'll be music, free booze, and titties on show.

Place: Here
Time: Whenever the other music festival is on.

[Amy Jade]

How about an after show? :worry:

[Wizard.]

How about an after show? :worry:

This is the main show! I mean we've even got Edwina Curry to come on and give a speech about something humanitarian!

[Mitchell]

I’ll come xx

[Ant.]

Are the titties free too or are you gonna put a price on me?

[Ant.]

This is the main show! I mean we've even got Edwina Curry to come on and give a speech about something humanitarian!

Emma Watson to make a surprise appearance and slaughter her for not using the term "feminist"?