I'm buying TIBB.

[Parmy]

Lucky 31 (x62) Each Way
Omega European Masters - Outright Betting - Each Way
Edoardo Molinari
100/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 8 Places
LPGA Cambia Portland Classic - Each Way
Sei Young Kim
30/1
E/W Terms: 1/4 Odds | 5 Places
Korn Ferry Tour Championship - Each Way
Johnson Wagner
50/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 7 Places
KBC Augusta - Each Way
Hiroshi Iwata
100/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 6 Places
KPMG Trophy - Each Way
Christopher Sahlstrom
70/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 6 Places
Stake:
£5.58
Potential Returns:
£112,262,872.14


If that bad boy comes off.

[Alf]

I wish you all the luck you need.


Don't forget your old buddy, Alf if it comes in.

[Parmy]

I wish you all the luck you need.


Don't forget your old buddy, Alf if it comes in.

I will treat everyone the same..treat the lot of you.

Alf, you will be going to Hollywood. To meet the stars.

[Time to Sleigh]

Can I have a family of 4 trip to universal studios Orlando Parm if you win?

[Cal.]

I’m really fat if you wanna pay for my private gastric band

[Amy Jade]

I'd be nice to have an active owner

No shade meant but...

[Jake.]

I’d like to sell my shares

[Good King Glennceslas]

I’m cancelling my membership

[Cherry Christmas]

Please buy it Parm :amazed:

[Parmy]

Can I have a family of 4 trip to universal studios Orlando Parm if you win?

You will also get a house for you and your family.

[Parmy]

I’m really fat if you wanna pay for my private gastric band

Cal...you only get one ask...do you want to come back to me?

[Parmy]

Please buy it Parm :amazed:

You will run it...from wherever you want...up to a million:nono:

[Parmy]

I'd be nice to have an active owner

No shade meant but...

I would buy you a business..you would slay it.

[Time to Sleigh]

You will also get a house for you and your family.

Aww thanks

[Holly Christmas]

I will take a grand in cash please gorgeous Parmy.

[Calderyon]

That would be a very nice amount of money.

[Kazanne]

You will also get a house for you and your family.

Parmy , don't forget my small holding :laugh::laugh:

[Parmy]

I will give it all away to nicky, if he forgives me.

[Calderyon]

I wouldn't.

[Parmy]

Parmy , don't forget my small holding :laugh::laugh:

I shall organize large gloves...if there's any left..I hope there's none left...I think I've messed up and upset nicky..iwas a bit blunt and I dint mean anything I said to him and I've not seen him about since...if he's a genuine guy I feel worried

[Time to Sleigh]

I will give it all away to nicky, if he forgives me.

No I want my holiday and house :bawling:

[Jordan.]

The £2.14 should do it

[thesheriff443]

Parmy , don't forget my small holding :laugh::laugh:


I got a small holding in my boxers

[thesheriff443]

Arista owns tibb

[Kazanne]

I got a small holding in my boxers

:laugh::laugh:

[Kazanne]

I shall organize large gloves...if there's any left..I hope there's none left...I think I've messed up and upset nicky..iwas a bit blunt and I dint mean anything I said to him and I've not seen him about since...if he's a genuine guy I feel worried

I don't think he would hold it against you Parmy,he seems like a reasonable guy.:wavey:

[Parmy]

If someone can get in touch with him iwould be grateful.

With my heart,


And money if I win.

[Holly Christmas]

If someone can get in touch with him iwould be grateful.

With my heart,


And money if I win.

Nicky is never on at night Parmy. Don't worry he is a nice lad and won't hold anything against you. X

[Alf]

I'll settle for half a curly wurly and a packet of Love hearts.

[Parmy]

Nicky is never on at night Parmy. Don't worry he is a nice lad and won't hold anything against you. X

Thanks kate..


And sorry nicky if you see this.

[Parmy]

Marsh gets a pearl necklace.

[Marsh.]

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[Calderyon]

Marsh gets a pearl necklace.

Ew.

[Parmy]

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No!...not enough?

[Cal.]

Cal...you only get one ask...do you want to come back to me?

I’ve changed my mind I would like a small polo car if you’re good for it!

[Calderyon]

If someone can get in touch with him iwould be grateful.

With my heart,


And money if I win.

You can ask for forgiveness between mornings to 6 PM.

[Calderyon]

But he might be on a "holiday" with his folks, so you might have to wait for a while.

[Parmy]

You can ask for forgiveness between mornings to 6 PM.

I already did that 2 days ago:bawling:

[Parmy]

I’ve changed my mind I would like a small polo car if you’re good for it!

Ok..dinka toy ok?

[Calderyon]

I already did that 2 days ago:bawling:

He's on a "vacation" with his parents. In a forest cabin.

[Parmy]

He's on a "vacation" with his parents.

Thanks.


I wonder who's tending the roses?

[Calderyon]

Thanks.


I wonder who's tending the roses?

No one.

Poor Nicky's garden. Ruined due to bad tending.

[Parmy]

No one.

Poor Nicky's garden. Ruined due to bad tending.

If I win...Im sending Titchmarsh.

[Parmy]

I'll settle for half a curly wurly and a packet of Love hearts.

You can have the half with the holes..and a damp packet of love hearts..if you beat me on strictly.

[Parmy]

A little update on my bet .2 players have started...iwata shot a blinding 7 under on his 1st round to sit in 2nd place...molinaro is currently -3 after 7 holes. .the rest start later today....

[Holly Christmas]

Good luck with your bet Parmy.

[Parmy]

Thanks kate.


Quick update on molinaro...poor back nine leaves him on 2 under tied for 22nd place..5 shots of the lead.

[Parmy]

Patent (x14) Each Way
Abu Dhabi Championship - Outright Betting - Each Way
Rafa Cabrera Bello
45/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 8 Places
The American Express - Outright Betting - Each Way
Tony Finau
20/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 8 Places
Mitsubishi Electric Championship 2020 - Each Way
Joe Durant
28/1
E/W Terms: 1/5 Odds | 5 Places
Stake:
£10.08
Potential Returns:
£22,694.11

[Parmy]

It's coming in this week..I can feel it in my nutsack.

[thesheriff443]

It's coming in this week..I can feel it in my nutsack.

Might be chlamydia

[Parmy]

A little update on the state of play...


TIE 4th
Durant J.
-6

TIE 2nd
Cabrera-Bello R.
-9

TIE 49th
Finau T.
-3

[Parmy]

Got Martin laird to win the Mexican open to pick up a winning single on my patent this week fingers crossed.