I’m gonna fail my pissing driving test!!!

[Cal.]

Sorry if everyone thinks I’m attention seeking I’m literally so stressed about it it’s on Thursday and I’m definitely going to fail it and I don’t know whether to postpone it or not!!!

[Morgan.]

If you don’t think you’re ready, don’t take it. It’s an expensive test to take if you’re not ready.

[Strictly Jake]

If you know your definitely going to fail it then yeah postpone it and do more lessons. I failed mine 3 times and it was all for small silly mistakes

[JerseyWins]

I'd probably fail a pissing & driving test as well D:

But really just go for it. You can always just take it again and at least you'll have experience for what it'll be like. :thumbs: It's easier than people think, you'll probably pass :shrug:

[Cal.]

I will NEVER pass I’m so gross I hope I pass away

[Epic.]

I misread the title for a sec and I thought this thread was about how you'll fail driving your piss in the right direction :laugh2:.

But I think you'll be okay, the best thing to do is not stress too much but also use any stress you have to your own advantage by using it to learn how to drive as best you can and then you'll be fine next week :love:.

[Cherie]

If you go into it thinking like that you WILL fail, either sort yourself out or postpone and take some more lessons

[James]

Have you tried watching mock tests on YouTube?

Like this...

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This is a real test.

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[Morgan.]

I will NEVER pass I’m so gross I hope I pass away

:joker:

[JerseyWins]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the test I took was in a huge empty lot with a ton of paths made with cones and **** :joker: It took 10, maybe 15 mins, to complete lol... (I mean they made it look decently like actual roads with stop signs and stuff but no other actual cars on the roads)

I will NEVER pass I’m so gross I hope I pass away
Yeah you're toast https://i.imgur.com/Wl65xPu.png

[JerseyWins]

I'm jk though :fan: It's easier on the streets. The whole cone-roads aspect was probably the most confusing/difficult part for me... especially trying to park in between 4 cones :skull:

[James]

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the test I took was in a huge empty lot with a ton of paths made with cones and **** :joker: It took 10, maybe 15 mins, to complete lol... (I mean they made it look decently like actual roads with stop signs and stuff but no other actual cars on the roads)


Yeah you're toast https://i.imgur.com/Wl65xPu.png

American driving tests are way easier than the UK one. :hehe:

[AnnieK]

I had to take a US test when I worked there, it was far easier than the UK one

Cal, you will hopefully be fine....just try and relax

[Niamh.]

Best advice I got from my driving instructor was no matter what happens during the test keep going, lots of people make a couple of mistakes and give up halfway through thinking they already had failed by that point and alot if times it was what they did after they'd given is up is what failed them. You can do it :love:

[Marsh.]

Best advice I got from my driving instructor was no matter what happens during the test keep going

Niamh to blame when Cal flies through a red light and gives a Fiat 500 the fright of its life?

[Niamh.]

Niamh to blame when Cal flies through a red light and gives a Fiat 500 the fright of its life?[emoji23]

[Withano]

Literally go 5-8mph under the speed limit at all times, give yourself a chance to think - you’ll be fine.

Also, the fortnight before my test, I booked out like 6 different instructors. You’re not obliged to stick to one instructors timetable. Hire another.

[JerseyWins]

I had to take a US test when I worked there, it was far easier than the UK one
Ahhh no wonder everyone is so worried about this test over there :laugh:

Niamh to blame when Cal flies through a red light and gives a Fiat 500 the fright of its life?
:joker:

[Beso]

Give yourself a slap it's only saturday..

[Kizzy]

I have mine on Wednesday :/ think positive! Do some warrior poses :D

[Calderyon]

I will NEVER pass I’m so gross I hope I pass away

We'll this is a tad melodramatic.

[Cal.]

Thank you so much everybody for all of your advice/input. :love: :love: :love: Ultimately I've decided to postpone it. The earliest appointment i can get is November but I'm going to keep checking for cancellations to get an earlier one!

Good luck Kizzy!

[Cal.]

Have you tried watching mock tests on YouTube?

Like this...

lFKw-oaNhlY

This is a real test.

s0x59F3iwr4

Omg I watched the second one last night! He does it so well!

[Jake.]

Lol, I failed 8 times. You’ll be fine

[Firewire]

Yes you will fail because you are a FAILURE

[Marsh.]

Bus wanker!

[Cherie]

Thank you so much everybody for all of your advice/input. :love: :love: :love: Ultimately I've decided to postpone it. The earliest appointment i can get is November but I'm going to keep checking for cancellations to get an earlier one!

Good luck Kizzy!

think you have done the right thing, you need to be confident going into it :love:

[rusticgal]

You need to go in with the right mindset...with your lack of confidence you will more than likely fail. Just wait until the time is right and take it with a positive attitude.

[James]

Schedule it when the roads are quietest as if you hesitate when there are cars behind you it can be a major error instead of a minor one.

[Ammi]

....awww Cal...:hug:...it’s not your driving abilities is it, it’s your nerves...When you do have another date, you can do this...you really can...just try to think of it as another lesson..anything that you’re not sure of, you have time to go through now with your instructor so that there is nothing that the day can bring that you can’t do...as Niamh said, it’s the best advice really...if you did make a mistake, just keep on going because it’s how we react to any mistakes is the thing...about keeping our calm and focus....AND YOU CAN, CAL...I believe you can...make sure you have a small breakfast on the day of your test if you can manage it..you will feel nervous because it’s part of you ...but those nerves are not going to stop you from achieving this...because you can drive, you’re perfectly capable and able...it’s one run through of everything you already know and have done so many times before and done perfectly well...you’ll be Cal the driver soon..:hug:..

[Ammi]

I have mine on Wednesday :/ think positive! Do some warrior poses :D

...and Kizzy...I’ll be sending you all my positive energies on Wednesday...but you can do this, lady...you’ve prepared yourself and you’ve prepared your determination...you’re and achiever and a warrior princess...strike the pose, Missy...good luck..:love:..

[hijaxers]

Thank you so much everybody for all of your advice/input. :love: :love: :love: Ultimately I've decided to postpone it. The earliest appointment i can get is November but I'm going to keep checking for cancellations to get an earlier one!

Good luck Kizzy!

Then you'll have the winter weather to deal with, should have just booked a 2 hr lesson before the test and go out for a nice long drive - i did that passed 1st time and i was 8.5 mths pregnant in a mini !

[Cal.]

Thanks so much everybody for all the advice! :love: :love: :love:

[Calderyon]

Train with a simulator first.

[Daniel-X]

Am just gonna nod and smile to tha luv x

[Tony Montana]

I'm sure you'll do well Cal.

Good luck. :fc:

[JerseyWins]

You still should've just took it!!! Whenever you do take it: driving is a really simple skillset, the main thing you need to know/do going into it is to not worry and not be nervous about it. Nerves and over-thinking everything is your most likely path to failure :laugh: Otherwise you'll be fine :clap1:

Am just gonna nod and smile to tha luv x
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[Kizzy]

Have you tried watching mock tests on YouTube?

Like this...

lFKw-oaNhlY

This is a real test.

s0x59F3iwr4
Good idea ive watched loads of these, search driving test and the area you live in you tube and there'll be some test routes from instructors that set off from the test centre you'll be going from.

[Kizzy]

...and Kizzy...I’ll be sending you all my positive energies on Wednesday...but you can do this, lady...you’ve prepared yourself and you’ve prepared your determination...you’re and achiever and a warrior princess...strike the pose, Missy...good luck..:love:..

Thank you Ammi :D

[Josy]

No wonder with that negative bloody attitude

[Cherie]

Good idea ive watched loads of these, search driving test and the area you live in you tube and there'll be some test routes from instructors that set off from the test centre you'll be going from.

Does the instructor not take you on the possible test routes, that is what used to happen in the good old days :D:

[Wizard.]

No driving for dick for you missy you’ll have to walk the cock trail!

[Calderyon]

Other drivers sigh in relief though.

[AnnieK]

There's a fine line between confidence and over-confidence though as I found out to my detriment. On my first test, I was so convinced I would pass, I'd arrange to pick friends up that night, but failed when I didn't see that the speed limit had changed on the road and therefore broke the speed limit for a while. Getting back on the bus that night was tough lol.

[Glenn.]

You'll be fine. All you need to do is drive. If you don't know how to do that properly then you shouldn't be taking a test

[Glenn.]

Says me who passed first time :janet:

[Denver]

You'll be fine. All you need to do is drive. If you don't know how to do that properly then you shouldn't be taking a test

You also need to know how to park

[Ant.]

You also need to know how to park

that's just stopping driving

[Denver]

that's just stopping driving

Yes because everytime you want to park you just stop in the middle of the road

[Cherie]

Yes because everytime you want to park you just stop in the middle of the road

so that is Glenn eh?

[Glenn.]

I do what I want

[James]

I had to take a US test when I worked there, it was far easier than the UK one

Cal, you will hopefully be fine....just try and relaxAhhh no wonder everyone is so worried about this test over there [emoji23]


:joker:Something else I never knew before is that most Americans drive automatic gearbox cars whereas here most cars are manual (stick-shift).

Also America doesn't have many roundabouts and when they do they are usually one lane. We have loads and have to deal with ones like this...

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[Cherie]

Something else I never knew before is that most Americans drive automatic gearbox cars whereas here most cars are manual (stick-shift).

Also America doesn't have many roundabouts and when they do they are usually one lane. We have loads and have to deal with ones like this...

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when we went to the States you literally could not hire a manual car, they were all automatic

[JerseyWins]

Something else I never knew before is that most Americans drive automatic gearbox cars whereas here most cars are manual (stick-shift).

Also America doesn't have many roundabouts and when they do they are usually one lane. We have loads and have to deal with ones like this...

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Oh damn, I've never drove stick shift and a lot of people dread having to drive manually with stick shift (I remember recently my boss was talking to the company's driver about the company getting a manual car and he was worried about getting used to it lol). Yeah they're not that common either. I guess I get the driving test panic over there even more now then :laugh:

And Oh My GOD what is that circular lane(s) roundabout??? :laugh2: Never seen anything like it lmaooo

[Denver]

Automatic cars is a very lazy way of driving

[JerseyWins]

Automatic cars is a very lazy way of driving
Which is a good thing :hee:

[Denver]

Which is a good thing :hee:

Not if you want to travel and drive abroad? I believe you cant drive manual on a auto driving licence,

Also Auto cars are much more expensive over here

[Glenn.]

Why would you want to drive a manual if you can only drive automatic?

[Kazanne]

I drove an automatic when I lived in the US, I loved it, so much easier aswell even in the streets of New York, traffic seems to run more smoothly there aswell, roads are much wider and traffic lights overhead.

[Denver]

Why would you want to drive a manual if you can only drive automatic?

Because a lot of countries use mostly Manual and if you want Auto you have to pay a lot more

[AnnieK]

Yeah driving in the States is a lot different to here plus they don't think that much about driving long distances and automatics make that a much more comfortable journey.

Where I lived they had 4 way stops instead of roundabouts, but it was a bit if a free for all lol.

I drove both auto and manual stick there

[Kizzy]

Aaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!! #nervousasfeck

[Kizzy]

Aaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!! #nervousasfeck

[Ammi]

Aaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!! #nervousasfeck

..oi, it’s no different from having an instructor beside you...there is nothing that you’re going to do that you don’t absolutely know how to...just totally focus on the instruction being given and completing each task to move onto the next one...don’t let those nerves do the driving for you, Kizzy...you know how to take charge over that test route...:hug:..

[AnnieK]

Good luck Kizzy

[Cal.]

Aaaarrrrggghhh!!!!!! #nervousasfeck

Good luck gorgeous!

[Kizzy]

Thanks everyone! I passed!!!! :D whoop!!!

Good luck for tomorrow x

[SherzyK]

Thanks everyone! I passed!!!! :D whoop!!!

Good luck for tomorrow x

Congrats sis :love:

And good luck Cal!

[Cal.]

Thanks everyone! I passed!!!! :D whoop!!!

Good luck for tomorrow x

WELL done Kizzy!

[JerseyWins]

Congrats Kizzy :clap1:

You’re next Cal http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar91218_237.gif

[Denver]

I was hoping to be done by Xmas but doe to certain circumstances I doubt it now

[Tony Montana]

Congrats Kizzy. :clap1:

Good luck Cal, you'll smash it!

[Cherie]

Congrats Kizzy. :clap1:

Good luck Cal, you'll smash it!

not sure that is right right phrase to use in this situation :laugh:

[Tony Montana]

not sure that is right right phrase to use in this situation :laugh:

Lmfao I didn't even realise.

Metaphorically speaking of course.

[Ammi]

...oh dear Lord, Kizzy can drive..?...(...I’m joking, I’m thrilled for you...so well done..:love:..)...

[Kate!]

Well done Kizzles. Cal next. :love:

[JerseyWins]

Congrats Kizzy. :clap1:

Good luck Cal, you'll smash it!
not sure that is right right phrase to use in this situation :laugh:
:joker: :joker:

[Glenn.]

Good luck for tomorrow Princess. I’m sure you won’t kill anybody x

[Kizzy]

Sending you lots of positive vibes cal x :)

Thanks again everyone :D

[Marsh.]

I was hoping to be done by Xmas but doe to certain circumstances I doubt it now

Little Miss expert can't drive?

[Cal.]

Oh thanks so much girls for all of your wonderful messages but I postponed it lol! X

[Marsh.]

I fort yer did.

Bloody crackers this lot.

[JerseyWins]

Oh thanks so much girls for all of your wonderful messages but I postponed it lol! X
You'll do great tomorrow good luck x :clap1:

[Morgan.]

You'll do great tomorrow good luck x :clap1:

Do you have the word ‘postponed’ in America?

[JerseyWins]

Do you have the word ‘postponed’ in America?
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But I still have the utmost faith in Cal tomorrow :clap1:

[Morgan.]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/919f9e485ec0171cf7f26c26a47048aa/tumblr_pu9rs6RbIG1utpccwo1_400.gif

But I still have the utmost faith in Cal tomorrow :clap1:

... Jersey ...