If your username predicts the way you die , how would it happen?

[reecejackox]

Saw on another forum

Guessing for me - it would be by one of the Jackson 5

[Cherie]

Saw on another forum

Guessing for me - it would be by one of the Jackson 5

What? :laugh:

I might be buried under a tonne of cherries

[michael21]

I be murder 21 diffences ways but at the same time :bawling::bawling::bawling:

[Cherie]

I be murder 21 diffences ways but at the same time :bawling::bawling::bawling:

:bawling:

[Strictly Jake]

Killed by Anton Du Beke?

[Kazanne]

I think I am an exotic place (according to Google) so I guess i go on holiday and get eaten by giant crabs :shocked:

[smudgie]

I could be rubbed out by a giant rubber.:joker:

[Kazanne]

I could be rubbed out by a giant rubber.:joker:

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

I imagine the only one this thread really works for is Black Dagger :think:

then again I'd be interested to see how Toy Soldier works out. And maybe someone poisons Twosugars' tea.

[Tony Montana]

Tony Montana murders me.

[Niamh.]

Umm knee capped to death?

[Alf]

Tony Montana murders me.You can avoid it by not saying hello to his little friend.

[Twosugars]

I imagine the only one this thread really works for is Black Dagger :think:

then again I'd be interested to see how Toy Soldier works out. And maybe someone poisons Twosugars' tea.

:thumbs:

[Cherie]

I could be rubbed out by a giant rubber.:joker:

:joker:

[Withano]

The last thing I see

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSy59tvMPm7AvTc52TmZ2TMs5i9AAX 3jhVoU8eayJVlRgqjdwg-

[The Slim Reaper]

Anorexic farming accident

[Marsh.]

In a Marsh like quicksand.

[Jessica.]

Everyone in the world called Jessica piles on top of me at once and I smother.

[Natalie.]

Natalie Cassidy kills me

[Alf]

In a Marsh like quicksand.You could choke on a Marshmallow or have death by sex with Kym Marsh or get beaten to death by Jodie Marsh.

The World is your Oyster.

[Beso]

Killed by mods..

[user104658]

I step on a lego soldier and - in shock at the great agony surging up through my leg - fall head first down the stairs.

[user104658]

someone poisons Twosugars' tea.

:nono:... diabetes. "I guess he shoulda called himself OneSugar :bawling:", we'll all say.

[SherzyK]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/07/11/2965497200000578-3114187-image-m-83_1433672557388.jpg

[Beso]

:joker:

And probably will from now on.

[Rufus]

I get ripped apart by a naked mole rat.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Aids

[Marsh.]

Aids

:joker:

[Cherie]

In a Marsh like quicksand.

Got my stiletto on your head to make sure

[Beso]

:bawling:Wish I had thought of this thread b4 I made my user name.:fist:

[Cherie]

:bawling:Wish I had thought of this thread b4 I made my user name.:fist:

You could meet you demise from an attack of killer onions :laugh:

[Dogeatdog]

In a big evil way.

[Tony Montana]

You can avoid it by not saying hello to his little friend.

:laugh:

[Beso]

You could meet you demise from an attack of killer onions :laugh:

I wish I had called myself Eilean.and I died from forum drowning:laugh:...now that would be a big nasty way to go...:wavey:

[Marsh.]

Got my stiletto on your head to make sure

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Me doing a magic spell for Nicky to never post on my wall again, but it backfires and he posts on there once an hour, so I brew a suicide potion...

[Nicky91]

Me doing a magic spell for Nicky to never post on my wall again, but it backfires and he posts on there once an hour, so I brew a suicide potion...

:bawling:

[Twosugars]

You could meet you demise from an attack of killer onions :laugh:

And then his remains squashed to pulp by a giant block of parmesan :)

[Twosugars]

Nicky likes money so he'd choke on a wad of euro banknotes rammed down his throat

[Matthew.]

Matthew Perry kills me?

[Dogeatdog]

Nicky likes money so he'd choke on a wad of euro banknotes rammed down his throat

91 banknotes to be exact

[Twosugars]

91 banknotes to be exact

:thumbs: