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Tom4784
28-10-2019, 02:17 PM
If you were transported into the world of a horror film, which one would you choose? Also which one would you least like to be in?

I'dd pick Scream since the killer is just an ordinary man and it takes place in the US so I'd just pop over to Wallmart and pick up an Assault Rifle or two and have a nice cup of tea while I wait for the phone call and be all like

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4cb028337a9cd4849304c4360fa12e63/tenor.gif?itemid=10460718

I'd never want to be in The Grudge because there's no escaping it and you'll inevitably end up dying in horrific circumstances.

Ammi
28-10-2019, 02:42 PM
...I could maybe be in Frankenstein because I reckon that I could out run the monster...

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DependentScholarlyJanenschia-max-1mb.gif


...or Amityville because I could leave and move in with friends before sunset..


...the one I would least want to be in would be The Strangers.../...evil behind a mask terrifies me...

Oliver_W
28-10-2019, 04:34 PM
Let the Right One In, Swedish ****** vampires ftw

Strictly Jake
28-10-2019, 04:37 PM
Aadams family values

I wouldn't want to be in signs....those aliens trespassing people's houses is very creepy

Tony Montana
28-10-2019, 05:03 PM
Let the Right One In, Swedish ****** vampires ftw

Eli would most likely kill you though.

Tony Montana
28-10-2019, 05:06 PM
I'd probably pick Halloween. I don't think it'd be hard to evade Michael Myers since he rarely runs after you.

I'd hate to be in A Nightmare on Elm Street since i'd have no chance of survival against Freddy.

Beso
28-10-2019, 05:11 PM
Fright night, Cherie knocks me down and leaves me for dead...I haunt her forever saying to her "thanks for the ride lady" everytime I see her.

Twosugars
28-10-2019, 05:24 PM
Interview with a vampire
I'd be a beautiful gay vampire sucking men across the ages

Amy Jade
28-10-2019, 07:52 PM
I'd be in Scream aswell or Urban Legend. I think I could batter Brenda.

I'd hate to be in The Hills Have Eyes or Wrong Turn. I'd be raped and dismembered alive :skull:

SherzyK
28-10-2019, 08:49 PM
I would be in the Paranormal Activity series as I know a thing or two about spiritual cleansing so I’d be able to take on a few demons

However, I wouldn’t want to be in Cloverfield because I don’t really do well with skyscrapers and a monster of that size would probs give me a heart attack before anything x

Beso
28-10-2019, 08:54 PM
Interview with a vampire
I'd be a beautiful gay vampire sucking men across the ages

Aww, I had you down as the lead role in Carrie.:shocked:

Wizard.
28-10-2019, 08:57 PM
I’d probably be in Saw cause I love puzzles and logic games etc as long as it’s not put your hand in acid for a key to stop your chest from being pulled apart.

I’d hate to be Final Destination cause it’s brutal and there’s no escaping it.

Twosugars
28-10-2019, 09:01 PM
Aww, I had you down as the lead role in Carrie.:shocked:

Nope bc you'd be the mother in that film

Shaun
28-10-2019, 09:10 PM
Would want to be in the Final Destination series so I can have a good lil cackle with my friends about how the latest one died in a stupid way before we're all taken out by a jet engine dropping from the sky (seems quick and painless x)

Would least want to be in something like Open Water or The Descent.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
28-10-2019, 09:10 PM
I’d probably be in Saw cause I love puzzles and logic games etc as long as it’s not put your hand in acid for a key to stop your chest from being pulled apart.

I’d hate to be Final Destination cause it’s brutal and there’s no escaping it.

It always is somn like that though :skull:

Beso
28-10-2019, 09:19 PM
Nope bc you'd be the mother in that film

you would be my mother in psycho.:hehe:

Cal.
28-10-2019, 09:23 PM
Jaws/Piranha Cos you can just stay out of the water. But otherwise Scream bc it’s just an ordinary bloke.

Shaun
28-10-2019, 09:24 PM
However, I wouldn’t want to be in Cloverfield because I don’t really do well with skyscrapers and a monster of that size would probs give me a heart attack before anything x

actually **** Final Destination, I want this if it counts. Just so I can do a better job of livestreaming the attack than that annoying guy from Silicon Valley. Proper gay "omg it's so big x" commentary and everything

Cal.
28-10-2019, 09:25 PM
Would least like to be in a Michael/Jason/Freddy film Cos they’re superhuman and will defo kill you.

But Texas Chainsaw/Hills Have Eyes/Wrong Turn have scarier concepts but you just stay out of the woods and back roads I suppose x

Beso
28-10-2019, 09:30 PM
this is a good question...

the one i would like to be in is the shinning..just wandering about all mad eyed with an axe..thinking im some bloke called johnny..thats right up my street.



least like to be in takes a bit more thought...

one i remember as a kid is when a giant ant has this bloke trapped in a cave and its trying to grab him with its mouth claw things...that done me in as a kid..probably looks like the back of a cornflakes box to kids these days, but then nah....not for me tyvm....also, daleks can **** off...as well as freddy kruger, my ex come down from extacy nightmare...


i dont fancy that actually..so i would love to be freddy in the movies but also not like to be in freddys movies..casuse that used to freeze me solid in my bed during my nightmare dream comedowns in the 90s

Beastie
28-10-2019, 09:31 PM
Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Twosugars
28-10-2019, 09:44 PM
you would be my mother in psycho.:hehe:

Yuk! And have you buggering my dead body?:oh:
:dog:

Beso
28-10-2019, 10:23 PM
Yuk! And have you buggering my dead body?:oh:
:dog:

If it's any conscelation to you, I would be trying to slap you awake. :joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
28-10-2019, 10:24 PM
With his dick

Beso
28-10-2019, 10:26 PM
With his dick

I'm not grabbing his dead dick and hitting him around the face with it Sullen Girl fgs...


That's to far girl:nono:

Jason.
28-10-2019, 10:31 PM
The Strangers because all you need to do is hide in a room where they can't see you with a shotgun and wait. Just don't ****ing split up or try to make a run for it.

Aside from Saw and the backwood horrors mentioned, I wouldn't want to be in Jeepers Creepers because once the Creeper sees and smells you, you're getting snatched.

Kizzy
28-10-2019, 10:34 PM
I'll say addams family values too my daughters fave film :love:

I would hate to be in a zombie film.. they scare me :(

Beso
28-10-2019, 10:38 PM
I wouldn't mind being one of those 2 blokes in insidious, at least you get a laugh at work.

LaLaLand
28-10-2019, 11:06 PM
Something like Carrie or the original Halloween - barbaric but still has a somewhat nostalgic charm! :laugh2:

Daniel-X
28-10-2019, 11:18 PM
Orphan, she’s just a ****ing dwarf so I’d easily be able to kill the cow.

I’d least like to be in Final Destination as you literally have no means of escaping anywhere you go.

Marsh.
29-10-2019, 12:07 AM
Orphan, she’s just a ****ing dwarf so I’d easily be able to kill the cow.

:laugh2:

Wizard.
29-10-2019, 12:59 AM
The Strangers because all you need to do is hide in a room where they can't see you with a shotgun and wait. Just don't ****ing split up or try to make a run for it.

Aside from Saw and the backwood horrors mentioned, I wouldn't want to be in Jeepers Creepers because once the Creeper sees and smells you, you're getting snatched.

Have you seen Jeepers Creepers 3? I would laugh so much at his ugly cheap mask.