"i need a hug"

[Crimson Dynamo]

i may have asked this before but i cant remember the replies

what is the appropriate reply to this message when one gets it sent in a message on your phone from your partner?


is there a suitable emotion thing to reply with or does one have to type stuff?


yours

LT

(i tried "ok" but it did not work well)

[Nicky91]

why post this in tv chat? :suspect:

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

not sure I've eversent/received a message saying that but if Gav sent me that I'd probably reply with "Aw, why, what's up?" (because I'd assume something must have happened)

[Cherie]

Don’t respond with, ‘I’ll give you one’ when I get home :hehe:

Like Niamh said...’whats up’ puts the ball back in TLs court :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Don’t respond with, ‘I’ll give you one’ when I get home :hehe:

Like Niamh said...’whats up’ puts the ball back in TLs court :laugh:

doesnt that lead to a bit long text conversation?

[Cherie]

doesnt that lead to a bit long text conversation?

Oh yeah ...maybe just go with I will give you one at home then :laugh:

[Niamh.]

doesnt that lead to a bit long text conversation?

You could always say. "I don't care" Guaranteed to stop the conversation :eureka:

[thesheriff443]

I imagine a hug from lt, it’s like huging a cactus.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh yeah ...maybe just go with I will give you one at home then :laugh:

:fist: and then i get no alone time with my new Kindle oasis and my 14th Century life book

[thesheriff443]

:fist: and then i get no alone time with my new Kindle oasis and my 14th Century life book

You are a cold hearted man.

[Crimson Dynamo]

You are a cold hearted man.

do you need a hug?

[Cherie]

You could always say. "I don't care" Guaranteed to stop the conversation :eureka:

:hehe:

Send a virtual hug :hug: job done

[Crimson Dynamo]

:hehe:

Send a virtual hug :hug: job done

i dont have that on my phone

[The Slim Reaper]

It's code for wanting a dick pic.

[Niamh.]

i dont have that on my phone

?

https://emojis.wiki/emoji-pics/messenger/eggplant-messenger.png

[thesheriff443]

do you need a hug?

No,but I take a blow job.

[Crimson Dynamo]

No,but I take a blow job.

that escalated quickly

[Twosugars]

Non emoji hug is eg (((Niamh)))
In this case that's three hugs, one hug looks a bit mean

[thesheriff443]

that escalated quickly

Happy ending.

[Niamh.]

Non emoji hug is (((Niamh)))
In this case that's three hugs, one hug looks a bit mean

The tl might be confused who Niamh is though :o

[Crimson Dynamo]

The tl might be confused who Niamh is though :o

and that i did not type neem

[Twosugars]

The tl might be confused who Niamh is though :o

Appaz that's her nickname
Wonder why :think:

[Niamh.]

:laugh2:

[thesheriff443]

The tl might be confused who Niamh is though :o

If she finds out about niamh, lt will be getting a sharp knee to his nuts.

[Crimson Dynamo]

today she said she needs a physical hug with 3 kisses which i did not reply to but thought that either meant just a hug or it meant that she wanted some hows your father

thing is i give her a hug every time she comes home so this is why it can be confusing :shrug:

[Niamh.]

today she said she needs a physical hug with 3 kisses which i did not reply to but thought that either meant just a hug or it meant that she wanted some hows your father

thing is i give her a hug every time she comes home so this is why it can be confusing :shrug:

It means she's having a bad day, bloody hell LT :laugh:

[Liam-]

They’ve got arms for a reason, they can hug themselves, got no time for sentimental nonsense :hmph:

[Crimson Dynamo]

They’ve got arms for a reason, they can hug themselves, got no time for sentimental nonsense :hmph:

finally we are getting somewhere

[thesheriff443]

Lt, you got to be playing dumb.

[Liam-]

finally we are getting somewhere

Or a shot of Jack Daniels, that’s essentially the same thing as a hug right?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lt, you got to be playing dumb.

No i am serious. But the TL says that i am border line on the spectrum so she forgives me for not being good at this stuff on the phone :hee:

[Beso]

Someone must have stolen her phone.

[thesheriff443]

No i am serious. But the TL says that i am border line on the spectrum so she forgives me for not being good at this stuff on the phone :hee:

Well in that case you are forgiven. I send texts that say, just a text to say i love you and thinking of you .

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well in that case you are forgiven. I send texts that say, just a text to say i love you and thinking of you .

now would that require an answer or is it ok to just read it?

[Matthew.]

They’ve got arms for a reason, they can hug themselves, got no time for sentimental nonsense :hmph:

Who said romance was dead

[thesheriff443]

now would that require an answer or is it ok to just read it?

A woman would reply, a woman wants to feel wanted not just in a sexual way.

[Crimson Dynamo]

A woman would reply, a woman wants to feel wanted not just in a sexual way.

Aha so when they say "did you miss me" and you did not as you have only been away for a week the wrong answer is no and the right answer is to lie and say yes i did miss you as its a coded question which means do you want me, not sexually?

you can see why this is confusing for men

[Niamh.]

ugh back sexist generalisations again

[Cherie]

ugh back sexist generalisations again

indeed, not all women have the same needs, much the same as not all men

[Cherie]

It's code for wanting a dick pic.

think this would shut the conversation right down which seems to be the requirement :hee:

[Niamh.]

indeed, not all women have the same needs, much the same as not all men

Absolutely. I've never text anyone in my life saying I need a hug :nono:

[Cherie]

Absolutely. I've never text anyone in my life saying I need a hug :nono:

Neither have I :shrug:

[Liam-]

Who said romance was dead

Someone who’s been single for 25 years :hmph:

[thesheriff443]

Absolutely. I've never text anyone in my life saying I need a hug :nono:

That don’t make a woman wrong for texting I need a hug. Nothing wrong with showing emotion from a man or woman.

[Niamh.]

That don’t make a woman wrong for texting I need a hug. Nothing wrong with showing emotion from a man or woman.

What are you on about? I never said anyone was wrong?

[The Slim Reaper]

That don’t make a woman wrong for texting I need a hug. Nothing wrong with showing emotion from a man or woman.

Mansplain it louder for the people at the back.

You can lead a women into your arms, but you can't make her hug you back.

[The Slim Reaper]

What are you on about? I never said anyone was wrong?

Sounds like someone needs a hug :smug:

[Niamh.]

Sounds like someone needs a hug :smug:

A Bird in your arms, is worth two in your bush?

[The Slim Reaper]

A Bird in your arms, is worth two in your bush?

Pure smut ya filthy pervert.

Give a woman a hug and she'll have a hug for that day. Teach her to hug herself, and she'll never need a hug again.

[Crimson Dynamo]

A Bird in your arms, is worth two in your bush?

can you leave your bush out of my thread about wholesome hugs

:oh:

[thesheriff443]

What are you on about? I never said anyone was wrong?

You never texted anyone in your life you added the no no emogi.

Do you think that a mower that shows emotions to be weak considering your reference to sexism?

[Niamh.]

You never texted anyone in your life you added the no no emogi.

Do you think that a mower that shows emotions to be weak considering your reference to sexism?

First of all I said "I never texted anyone asking for a hug" in my life not I never texted anyone.

Secondly wtf is a mower?

[The Slim Reaper]

Look at this emo mower listening to linkin park

https://dwkujuq9vpuly.cloudfront.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Lidl-Lawnmower-960x480.jpg

[thesheriff443]

First of all I said "I never texted anyone asking for a hug" in my life not I never texted anyone.

Secondly wtf is a mower?

Firstly missed out the word hug
Secondly mower should of read woman.

[Niamh.]

Firstly missed out the word hug
Secondly mower should of read woman.

No I don't think anyone who shows emotion is weak. My reference to sexism was in response to yours and LTs ridiculous generalisations of women and men based on the fact that they were women and men. We don't all think or act the same, we are all individuals, and it annoys me hearing men telling me what I do or feel just based on the fact that I'm a woman :

"A woman would reply, a woman wants to feel wanted not just in a sexual way."

"Aha so when they say "did you miss me" and you did not as you have only been away for a week the wrong answer is no and the right answer is to lie and say yes i did miss you as its a coded question which means do you want me, not sexually?

you can see why this is confusing for men"

[Crimson Dynamo]

how am i getting dragged because sherrif called neem a mower

:shocked:

[Cherie]

Firstly missed out the word hug
Secondly mower should of read woman.

A mower :joker:

[The Slim Reaper]

how am i getting dragged because sherrif called neem a mower

:shocked:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

there is mower to this text speak than meets the eye

[Niamh.]

But a rolling phone gathers no moss

[Cherie]

How much mower of this can Neem take

[The Slim Reaper]

No need to grass him up.

[Crimson Dynamo]

there has been a breakdown in lawn order

[Niamh.]

Stop being grassholes ffs

[The Slim Reaper]

Those in greenhouses shouldn't throw stones.

[Crimson Dynamo]

something about a flymo?

[thesheriff443]

How much mower of this can Neem take

Cut it out Cherie

[AnnieK]

I can't rake much more of this thread.

Now I need a hug

[thesheriff443]

I can't rake much more of this thread.

Now I need a hug

I’d ask how often you trim your bush but it’s privet.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I’d ask how often you trim your bush but it’s privet.

stop trying to be hedgey

[thesheriff443]

stop trying to be hedgey

Rumour has it, you got an old hoe in your shed.

[thesheriff443]

Let’s all just leaf it now.

[thesheriff443]

Or someone will take a fence

[Twosugars]

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

[Crimson Dynamo]

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

I hope it runs and runs

[thesheriff443]

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

True,but there is plenty of sh1te when you are in a thread posting.

[Cherie]

LT's emotional constipation thread still going I see

True,but there is plenty of sh1te when you are in a thread posting.

boom!

[Cherie]

Cut it out Cherie

I'm running out of petrol

[bots]

maybe the TL got cut off mid sentence and it should have been I need a huge .... ?

[Crimson Dynamo]

i am currently feverishly trying to work out how to break it to her i have ended dry November a smidgeon early on the 26th, she will be home presently :worry:

[Beso]

I hug my pillow every night.

Nothing wrong with hugging at all, hug all day ...sexy time at night guaranteed.

Btw, why did she need a hug?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I hug my pillow every night.

Nothing wrong with hugging at all, hug all day ...sexy time at night guaranteed.

Btw, why did she need a hug?

not home yet

[Beso]

not home yet

Video the hug..:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Video the hug..:joker:

the hug will be

"hug, sniff, have you had a drink?"

:worry:

[Beso]

the hug will be

"hug, sniff, have you had a drink?"

:worry:

Pile a load of dishes in the sink now..and rush through with your marigolds on when your heart races as you hear the key.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Pile a load of dishes in the sink now..and rush through with your marigolds on when your heart races as you hear the key.

there are no dishes unwashed in the house.:nono: the kitchen, as always, is spotless

before i came here it was a pigsty

[Beso]

there are no dishes unwashed in the house.:nono: the kitchen, as always, is spotless

before i came here it was a pigsty



They don't have to be dirty, the just need to be in the sink pal.:shrug:

[Beso]

I mean I'm only trying to help you out here!

Cause if she is as dissapointed as me in you failing november no drinkver, then you're in for a tough time.

[Beso]

This is tense.. I think she's home...

Get up off your knees LT fgs..you hoovered this morning.

[Crimson Dynamo]

well she has arrived and we had a hug and kiss and so far i seem to have got away with it, im back in the office watching Corbyn on the BBC

i shall venture in to watch dinner date at 8 with my supper (chicken) but when i fill up a large glass of Vino the game is UP

[Beso]

well she has arrived and we had a hug and kiss and so far i seem to have got away with it, im back in the office watching Corbyn on the BBC

i shall venture in to watch dinner date at 8 with my supper (chicken) but when i fill up a large glass of Vino the game is UP


Jeez, my ex used to know what brand of lager I had been on from 3 feet.:shrug:


Well done LT:dance:

[Beso]

I'm still raging though that you failed at such a late datem

[thesheriff443]

Lt known as the nearly man.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm sat down, telly on, TL in kitchen, no bollocking, did I just do the great escape?. The Christmas book is coming out after supper to talk about Christmas food shopping so I may fall at the final hurdle :worry:

[Beso]

I can see it now..

The TL looking at the Christmas puddings in the magazine, you excitedly jumping up going great idea, we have a full bottle of brandy over there...

She turns and looks at a half empty bottle of brandy almost hidden on the corner shelf..


Good luck.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh2:

[Cherie]

maybe the TL got cut off mid sentence and it should have been I need a huge .... ?

:joker:

[Dogeatdog]

maybe the TL got cut off mid sentence and it should have been I need a huge .... ?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/311745ff75c8a11c86632d98e3a4d2ea/tenor.gif?itemid=4622455

[thesheriff443]

At the prospect of giving the tl, a hug lt gets on the whisky.

Is she Nora batty? And your compo.

[Marsh.]

i may have asked this before but i cant remember the replies

what is the appropriate reply to this message when one gets it sent in a message on your phone from your partner?


is there a suitable emotion thing to reply with or does one have to type stuff?


yours

LT

(i tried "ok" but it did not work well)

Give her a hug?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Give her a hug?

You start that and before you know it Iv bought a hot tub, signed up to hot yoga and I'm going to Glastonbury to see haircut 100

NO

[thesheriff443]

You start that and before you know it Iv bought a hot tub, signed up to hot yoga and I'm going to Glastonbury to see haircut 100

NO

Actually met nick heywood, a friend was working on his jag, we dropped it back to him, very likeable man.

Was dating a pretty blonde who had done a tv advert for kitchens, she drove a newish beetle with the Herbie 53 stickers on it.

[hijaxers]

Aha so when they say "did you miss me" and you did not as you have only been away for a week the wrong answer is no and the right answer is to lie and say yes i did miss you as its a coded question which means do you want me, not sexually?

you can see why this is confusing for men

No ! real men understand the underlying things in relationships jeez stop being so bloody thick !

[Livia]

Bitches be crazy, LT.

[Cherie]

No ! real men understand the underlying things in relationships jeez stop being so bloody thick !

:hehe:

[Kizzy]

It's code for somethings wrong and you damn well better know what and why...be afraid.