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Saph
04-01-2020, 08:20 PM
meghan trainor :skull: the voice just needs to stop

Denver
04-01-2020, 08:20 PM
How do we know?

Because ITV messed up the press release for future episodes

Mitchell
04-01-2020, 08:20 PM
Manford was in Sweeney Todd apparently and died at the end of act 1

Amy Jade
04-01-2020, 08:21 PM
Duck was worst imo

smudgie
04-01-2020, 08:21 PM
Manford was in Sweeney Todd apparently and died at the end of act 1

Sounds feasible.

Saph
04-01-2020, 08:21 PM
duck should go

Maxxie.
04-01-2020, 08:22 PM
This is so much more tedious and longed out than the US version

Amy Jade
04-01-2020, 08:22 PM
Poor Bianca

LukeB
04-01-2020, 08:23 PM
Patsy </3

Saph
04-01-2020, 08:24 PM
Patsy flying back to LA in anger

smudgie
04-01-2020, 08:25 PM
Well done TIBBers.

Tony Montana
04-01-2020, 08:25 PM
Patsy :love:

Barry.
04-01-2020, 08:25 PM
How did she go before Duck.

Amy Jade
04-01-2020, 08:26 PM
They could have cut this down to like 40 minutes

Amy Jade
04-01-2020, 08:26 PM
Patsy is actually a really good singer

RileyH
04-01-2020, 08:28 PM
that was so cute

RileyH
04-01-2020, 08:28 PM
butterfly >> duck tho

Maxxie.
04-01-2020, 08:29 PM
They could have cut this down to like 40 minutes

Each episode of the US version is about that long yeah

Maxxie.
04-01-2020, 08:37 PM
Anyways I’m a bit disappointed the fact its a soap star and chameleon and butterfly were the two best imo so whats up with that!

One thing i did like was the singer gives like a full performance when on the US one its about 20 seconds of them doing that.

But I really took for granted how much the US version cuts out all the bull**** that xf/bgt is known for. Presumed the UK one would be the same without even thinking about it but guess i was wrong

Also guess itv didn’t get the rights to The Who’s Who Are You as the theme song, it works really well so that’s a shame

Morgan.
04-01-2020, 10:33 PM
Patsy was amazing, but I see why they cut her. They obviously wanted a familiar face out first just so people don’t assume it’s a cast of nobodies. If the least famous went first everyone would assume the lineup has the same standard. Yes

LukeB
04-01-2020, 10:34 PM
Patsy was amazing, but I see why they cut her. They obviously wanted a familiar face out first just so people don’t assume it’s a cast of nobodies. If the least famous went first everyone would assume the lineup has the same standard. Yes

But the judges don't know who they are.

Morgan.
04-01-2020, 10:40 PM
But the judges don't know who they are.

Or so they say.

That or they were guided towards that decision. All I know is that they weren’t gonna cut any of the least famous cast members first it would’ve been a ratings killer and ****ed up all the promo they did.

Marsh.
04-01-2020, 10:42 PM
Also guess itv didn’t get the rights to The Who’s Who Are You as the theme song, it works really well so that’s a shame

Isn't that the song to some US cop show too?

Marsh.
04-01-2020, 10:43 PM
Or so they say.

That or they were guided towards that decision. All I know is that they weren’t gonna cut any of the least famous cast members first it would’ve been a ratings killer and ****ed up all the promo they did.

I would hope Patsy Palmer is one of the least famous, she's hardly a ****ing star is she.

At the end, we might be surprised and they're all at least recognisable.

Morgan.
04-01-2020, 11:22 PM
I would hope Patsy Palmer is one of the least famous, she's hardly a ****ing star is she.

At the end, we might be surprised and they're all at least recognisable.

I’m not saying she’s an A-Lister but pretty much everyone in Britain knows Bianca from EE

Matthew.
04-01-2020, 11:23 PM
I mean, I’m not going to say she’s a DJ, but... she is...

Babayaro.
04-01-2020, 11:39 PM
I watched about 20 minutes of this and it was ****ing dreadful. Genuinely one of the worst shows about :skull:

Maxxie.
04-01-2020, 11:42 PM
Prerecorded.

well they claim its live so...

Morgan.
04-01-2020, 11:59 PM
Butterfly is Alexandra Burke I think

Its an old woman who is AMerican

This is also how I’d describe Patsy Palmer

Denver
05-01-2020, 12:01 AM
This is also how I’d describe Patsy Palmer

Tbh her VT made her said like an older American but I got her and the one who said they loved here (flower?) mixed up

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 12:08 AM
Queen Bee is 100% Nicola Roberts.
Unicorn sounds like Jake Shears from Scissor Sisters.

Barry.
05-01-2020, 12:12 AM
well they claim its live so...

It was recorded last year though. They already told us the Butterfly was first out according to Adam so..

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 12:13 AM
It was recorded last year though. They already told us the Butterfly was first out according to Adam so..

I think you got it mixed up. They claim they're singing live (ie. not miming). The show itself isn't live.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 12:15 AM
Queen bee is steph waring!

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 12:16 AM
Queen bee is steph waring!

NICOLA!!

Barry.
05-01-2020, 12:19 AM
I think you got it mixed up. They claim they're singing live (ie. not miming). The show itself isn't live.

That was what my first post meant but I think maxxie thinks I said they were prerecorded.

Mystic Mock
05-01-2020, 12:23 AM
I thought that it was a fun episode.

Patsy Palmer had a decent voice as well.

The only decisions I strongly disagreed with was the audience not voting the Chameleon through. And the Duck staying over Patsy.

But tbf there's always gonna be disagreements with a show like this.

Mystic Mock
05-01-2020, 12:40 AM
He's even worse on the US one I have no idea why he's on this - no one in the UK knows him and he doesn't know any UK celebs. Nicole would've been a better choice.

Are we discounting millions of people in the UK that have watched Ken in The Hangover Films and Community?:laugh:

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 12:45 AM
I am surprised Ken is on this. Is he a big fan of UK TV/Music/Film? If not, he's next to useless in the guessing.

He'd know major UK exports but Beatles members, Ed Sheeran and Adele are not going to be on a show like this. :laugh:

Maxxie.
05-01-2020, 01:02 AM
I am surprised Ken is on this. Is he a big fan of UK TV/Music/Film? If not, he's next to useless in the guessing.

He'd know major UK exports but Beatles members, Ed Sheeran and Adele are not going to be on a show like this. :laugh:

Yeah but rick astley, billy ocean, maybe even Boy George might (or Martine mccutcheon, if he's seen love actually)

Headie
05-01-2020, 01:11 AM
Are we discounting millions of people in the UK that have watched Ken in The Hangover Films and Community?:laugh:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/d2b1da4225dd343e3746192da32c046e/tenor.gif?itemid=9152256

Denver
05-01-2020, 01:11 AM
I am surprised Ken is on this. Is he a big fan of UK TV/Music/Film? If not, he's next to useless in the guessing.

He'd know major UK exports but Beatles members, Ed Sheeran and Adele are not going to be on a show like this. :laugh:

He named a few random people that you probaly wouldnt expect him to know

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 01:11 AM
Yeah but rick astley, billy ocean, maybe even Boy George might (or Martine mccutcheon, if he's seen love actually)

Oh come on, even if he's seen Love Actually it's not someone he'll think to guess. He might just recognise her when they explain what she's been in afterwards. :laugh:

Maxxie.
05-01-2020, 02:03 AM
Oh come on, even if he's seen Love Actually it's not someone he'll think to guess. He might just recognise her when they explain what she's been in afterwards. :laugh:

Oh that’s what I meant haha :laugh: he doesn’t even guess any right in the US version anyway

GoldHeart
05-01-2020, 02:30 AM
Queen Bee is 100% Nicola Roberts.
Unicorn sounds like Jake Shears from Scissor Sisters.

No way . The Unicorn has to be John Barrowman ! :nono: it even sounded like him , they tried to disguise the voice but i recognise it still . And the theatrical behaviour LOL.

GoldHeart
05-01-2020, 02:49 AM
I actually thought the Hedgehog was Michael McIntyre :laugh2: sounds posh & seems like he's having a laugh.

I think Queen B is from a girl band but she keeps throwing me off , not sure.

Chameleon has to be a sports person he's so athletic and fit i wondered Chris Eubank's son or even Chris Eubank himself

Unicorn John Barrowman 100% !


Duck Rosemary Shrager :joker: no idea but she sounds old

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 03:53 AM
No way . The Unicorn has to be John Barrowman ! :nono: it even sounded like him , they tried to disguise the voice but i recognise it still . And the theatrical behaviour LOL.

It sounded like Jake Shears, he too is American and very theatrical. :nono:

Probably is Barrowman but still... :nono:

GoldHeart
05-01-2020, 03:59 AM
It sounded like Jake Shears, he too is American and very theatrical. :nono:

Probably is Barrowman but still... :nono:

Nahh i don't think it's Jake Shears

I'll be shocked if it ISN'T Barrowman lets put it that way , But i think the judges guessing Adam Lambert was a good guess but i doubt he'd be on the show.

Nicky91
05-01-2020, 08:50 AM
Unicorn is John Barrowman 100% sure about that, i mean not many men who can sing that high, also his voice sounds very musical stage trained, and i have loads of john barrowman songs myself, so yeah i recognize him in the Unicorn :laugh:


Hedgehog well i stand down from my random guess pre-show brian may, this one is way younger, although i think it is a singer, a non-singer cannot be this good

Mika :think:

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 10:20 AM
Watched this last night. It's bat**** crazy, but I love it :joker:
Unicorn sounded a lot like Barrowman.
Queen Bee, to me she sounded a bit like Rhianna. But she may be too big for this show.

Nicky91
05-01-2020, 10:45 AM
Queen Bee: a soul singer, Beverley Knight :think: no think bigger, maybe Dionne Warwick, Shirley Bassey, i mean she sounds soo experienced within her voice, also how she and dancers performed it



with the Hedgehog, ok after re-listening, well i'm sticking with initial gut feelings, Brian May can sing as we all know from ''too much love will kill you'' so it could be him, Boy George could be possible too

idk why people think jason manford, because it doesn't come across as too musical theatre to me

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 10:58 AM
Queen Bee is not a soul singer.

Jigs
05-01-2020, 01:43 PM
I think the unicorn could be Mika?

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 01:54 PM
I think the unicorn could be Mika?

I think it’s most likely John Barrowman, the clues seem to lead to him

Mitchell
05-01-2020, 02:06 PM
Queen Bee: a soul singer, Beverley Knight :think: no think bigger, maybe Dionne Warwick, Shirley Bassey, i mean she sounds soo experienced within her voice, also how she and dancers performed it



with the Hedgehog, ok after re-listening, well i'm sticking with initial gut feelings, Brian May can sing as we all know from ''too much love will kill you'' so it could be him, Boy George could be possible too

idk why people think jason manford, because it doesn't come across as too musical theatre to me

Less Shirley Bassey and more Shirley Carter

Denver
05-01-2020, 02:20 PM
I think it’s most likely John Barrowman, the clues seem to lead to him

The only thing is was his parents rich enough what the holiday clue was?

All I can find out was his mum got a job in a shop

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 02:25 PM
The only thing is was his parents rich enough what the holiday clue was?

All I can find out was his mum got a job in a shop

He used to be in a program about a family that had something to do with private planes I seem to be seeing online.

LukeB
05-01-2020, 02:45 PM
Viewers seem to think queen bee is Charlotte Church.

Nicky91
05-01-2020, 02:48 PM
Viewers seem to think queen bee is Charlotte Church.

now there's a name i haven't heard for a long while

LukeB
05-01-2020, 02:50 PM
now there's a name i haven't heard for a long while

Same but queen bee is 100% Nicola Roberts from Girls Aloud.

Firewire
05-01-2020, 02:53 PM
I thought it was really good but I don't think it needs to be 90 mins. I understand why from an advertising perspective though.

My guesses:

Queen Bee - Nicola Roberts
Duck - Denise Lewis
Unicorn - Jake Shears
Chameleon - Ore Oduba
Hedgehog - Jason Manford (putting on a posh voice)

I guessed Patsy Palmer right but was sad to see her go so soon, would've been nice for the audience to realise it was her (without being unmasked) and see her grow over a few weeks.

Kazanne
05-01-2020, 04:25 PM
Kelly Osbourne was a Ladybird, not sure how that related to her.

Donny Osmond was a Peacock and La Toya Jackson was an Alien, and I'm not sure how they relate either except for the fact La Toya looks like an alien.

maybe she has body dysmorphia:dance:

Kazanne
05-01-2020, 04:26 PM
Im not sure about this show yet,i kinda liked it but it also dragged on a lot,I'm sure one is John Barrowman and I thought one Lesley Joseph

Jessica.
05-01-2020, 04:27 PM
maybe she has body dysmorphia:dance:Body dysmorphia is not something to joke about, it ruins lives and you shouldn't just assign the label to anyone as you see fit. Very disrespectful.

Kazanne
05-01-2020, 04:33 PM
Body dysmorphia is not something to joke about, it ruins lives and you shouldn't just assign the label to anyone as you see fit. Very disrespectful.

And very disrespectful for someone to call someone out when they themselves say someone looks like an alien,Firewire will know what I mean.Dont know why you have to keep diving in on threads with your sanctimonious opinion,but whatever.Plus no one mentioned it was a joke.

Jessica.
05-01-2020, 04:38 PM
And very disrespectful for someone to call someone out when they themselves say someone looks like an alien,Firewire will know what I mean.Dont know why you have to keep diving in on threads with your sanctimonious opinion,but whatever.Plus no one mentioned it was a joke.It is clearly a joke..

Kazanne
05-01-2020, 04:40 PM
It is clearly a joke..

In your opinion,your just out to cause trouble so I will leave you to it:wavey:

Firewire
05-01-2020, 04:44 PM
Let's not forget that aliens are a figment of your own interpretation.

It's neither a compliment nor an insult, so try harder next time.

Kazanne
05-01-2020, 04:48 PM
Let's not forget that aliens are a figment of your own interpretation.

It's neither a compliment nor an insult, so try harder next time.

Any excuse.:laugh:

Firewire
05-01-2020, 04:49 PM
Any excuse.:laugh:

It's not an excuse, it's true :shrug:

But regardless it was a joke about her petite stature, it wasn't derogatory. But think what you like, I won't lose sleep over it.

Kazanne
05-01-2020, 04:53 PM
It's not an excuse, it's true :shrug:

But regardless it was a joke about her petite stature, it wasn't derogatory. But think what you like, I won't lose sleep over it.

Oh c'mon it was clearly about her plastic surgery,but ok :hehe: lets get back on topic.

Firewire
05-01-2020, 04:54 PM
Oh c'mon it was clearly about her plastic surgery,but ok :hehe:

It had nothing to do with her plastic surgery.

I think all of the Jacksons are a bit Alien-like.

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 05:12 PM
Viewers seem to think queen bee is Charlotte Church.

A very good guess!

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 06:35 PM
i thought it was really good but i don't think it needs to be 90 mins. I understand why from an advertising perspective though.

My guesses:

Queen bee - nicola roberts
duck - denise lewis
unicorn - jake shears
chameleon - ore oduba
hedgehog - jason manford (putting on a posh voice)

i guessed patsy palmer right but was sad to see her go so soon, would've been nice for the audience to realise it was her (without being unmasked) and see her grow over a few weeks.

listen you! Stealing me guesses!!!

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 06:38 PM
I really don't think Charlotte Church as she always comments on the singing shows with such disdain she would never do one.

Unless she sees this one isn't supposed to be serious and just a bit of fun.

Natalie.
05-01-2020, 06:55 PM
I think hedgehog is Jason Manford acting posh
Unicorn sounded like John Barrowman to me

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 08:06 PM
Screaming

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:07 PM
This is CeeLo Green and I claim my £10

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:07 PM
What is this mess

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 08:08 PM
This is CeeLo Green and I claim my £10

Wait you could be onto something

Daniel-X
05-01-2020, 08:08 PM
Why is this a thing?

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:08 PM
CeeLo Green is my guess.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:09 PM
Him starting off with a terrible fake accent and then losing it halfway through reminded me of Miss Vanjie's Snatch Game on Drag Race

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:09 PM
Johnathan Ross is so funny in this :joker:

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 08:10 PM
Him starting off with a terrible fake accent and then losing it halfway through reminded me of Miss Vanjie's Snatch Game on Drag Race

:joker:

Maxxie.
05-01-2020, 08:10 PM
Is it me or is the monster ****? And it cant be cee lo green because he actually sings well :joker:

Mitchell
05-01-2020, 08:11 PM
I was thinking Cee Lo trying time heavily disguise it but who actually likes Tony Hadley

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:11 PM
Not Tony Hadley

Whoever this is is cancelled!

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:11 PM
Not Tony Hadley

Whoever this is is cancelled!

they were cancelled the minute they sang happy.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:12 PM
CeeLo mentions Tony Hadley in this interview for some reason

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/nov/14/cee-lo-green-interview

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:12 PM
I was thinking Cee Lo trying time heavily disguise it but who actually likes Tony Hadley

Maybe they're Spandau ballet fans? :laugh:

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:14 PM
CeeLo mentions Tony Hadley in this interview for some reason

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/nov/14/cee-lo-green-interview

We love MB the private investigator

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:15 PM
Anyone else wanna **** the lizard thing

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:15 PM
Can't wait for the fox.

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:15 PM
Anyone else wanna **** the lizard thing

i-

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 08:16 PM
Tulisa

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:17 PM
Tulisa

definitely not

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:19 PM
I'll guess Denise Van Outen because she can't be up to much otherwise

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 08:19 PM
definitely not

I thought so until they said east end

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:20 PM
Davina :skull:

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:21 PM
Sam Fox is a good guess.

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:22 PM
Ken's bit gets annoying.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:22 PM
Joanna lumley sweetie i’m so sorry

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:23 PM
Sam Fox is a good guess.

She's not that tall I think.

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:23 PM
I'll guess Denise Van Outen because she can't be up to much otherwise

Read somewhere she was going to call her daughter Teapot.

Maxxie.
05-01-2020, 08:23 PM
Bit **** it if is sam fox, not the most inventive or a very impressive name. Hoping more it would be denise van outen or martine mccutcheon

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:24 PM
She's not that tall I think.

It's just the voice, it sounded similar.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:24 PM
Read somewhere she was going to call her daughter Teapot.

57864232028479488

holy **** I'm good at this

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:25 PM
Oh, could be Denise Van Outen.

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:25 PM
Joanna lumley sweetie i’m so sorry

:joker:

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:30 PM
Denise Van Outen is better than a Grammy-winning singer confirmed?

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:31 PM
Queen Scarlett Johansson is the tree?

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:31 PM
Tree is Hayley Hughes

Jøsh
05-01-2020, 08:32 PM
I'm gonna say Peter Crouch, very tall

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:32 PM
Tree is paul gascoigne

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:33 PM
Ew i think it’s that old **** that won IAC

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:33 PM
Harry something

Mitchell
05-01-2020, 08:33 PM
Peter Crouch?

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:33 PM
Harry redknipp

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:33 PM
Harry something

Harry Redknapp

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:34 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Tree might be a football player

Matthew.
05-01-2020, 08:34 PM
Vinnie Jones maybe?

Jøsh
05-01-2020, 08:34 PM
> Tree is really tall
> Peter Crouch is tall
> Therefore Peter Crouch is tree

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:34 PM
Jamie Redknapp?

Daniel-X
05-01-2020, 08:35 PM
Gonna say Bradley Walsh

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:35 PM
Vinnie Jones maybe?

Nah sounds too different from his xfactor stint.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:35 PM
Jamie Redknapp?

I'd probably go with this

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:36 PM
Ken is annoying.

Jøsh
05-01-2020, 08:37 PM
Peter Crouch has 2 kids just sayin

AnnieK
05-01-2020, 08:37 PM
Peter Crouch has 2 kids just sayin

Peter crouch has 4 kids

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:37 PM
Peter Crouch has 2 kids just sayin

He never said two kids though.

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:37 PM
Peter Crouch has 2 kids just sayin

I think it's him.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:38 PM
Assuming namedropping Status Quo wasn't a red herring, Francis Rossi

Jøsh
05-01-2020, 08:39 PM
Paul Burrell

smudgie
05-01-2020, 08:40 PM
Not. bliddy Paul Burrell.

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 08:40 PM
Lmaoooo

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:40 PM
It's someone with a massive tax bill, put it that way

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:41 PM
He was pretty crap lol.

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 08:41 PM
****ing hell the judges are insufferable!

Maxxie.
05-01-2020, 08:41 PM
This is so bad none of them can sing, on the american one literally everyone can sing even the first ones out

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:42 PM
It's someone with a massive tax bill, put it that way

:joker:

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:42 PM
It's someone with a massive tax bill, put it that way

:laugh2:

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:43 PM
Ken is on another planet. :joker:

The best one is Jonathan, he's spot on and realistic in his guesses.

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:43 PM
NOT Ann Widdecombe

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:43 PM
"Tony Blair, I love you"

Ken is cancelled!

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:43 PM
Why does he keep say welcome to the masked singer?? It's annoying.

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:44 PM
57864232028479488

holy **** I'm good at this

:joker::joker::joker:

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:44 PM
(Alan Johnson was apparently in several bands when he was young, so... I'll go with him)

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:44 PM
Ew i think it’s that old **** that won IAC

I said this. :joker:

Mitchell
05-01-2020, 08:44 PM
Rod ****ing Stewart

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:45 PM
Find out after the break!

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:45 PM
a break...

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:45 PM
The fox is definitely Sam Fox. She has that lisp.

Although dressing as a fox is a little on the nose.

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:46 PM
The fox is definitely Sam Fox. She has that lisp.

Although dressing as a fox is a little on the nose.

She's small though the fox is quite tall.

smudgie
05-01-2020, 08:46 PM
Rita looking for a good slap.:fist:
Rod Stewart my backside.:joker:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:46 PM
Fox to shock everyone when it’s actually madeleine mccann

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:47 PM
Fox to shock everyone when it’s actually madeleine mccann

:joker:

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:48 PM
Fox to shock everyone when it’s actually madeleine mccann

:joker:

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:48 PM
(Alan Johnson was apparently in several bands when he was young, so... I'll go with him)

Also, all of his books are named after Beatles songs, and people are saying that he saw the Queen everyday (on stamps) because he used to be a postman

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:48 PM
A mess tho at Sam Fox having the best voice so far and the US one gets Michelle Williams and Gladys Knight.

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:48 PM
Here for the Octopus being a newly skinny Adele.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:49 PM
A mess tho at Sam Fox having the best voice so far and the US one gets Michelle Williams and Gladys Knight.

You know full well that it's A-list superstar Denise Van Outen you lying bitch!

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:49 PM
She's small though the fox is quite tall.

The head of the costume makes her seem taller. :smug:

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:50 PM
You know full well that it's A-list superstar Denise Van Outen you lying bitch!

Not her doing this and Neighbours! She's never been so busy!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 08:52 PM
Octopus is jill tyrell

smudgie
05-01-2020, 08:52 PM
Could Fox be Marlene out of Fools and horses?

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:53 PM
Omg it's Lady Gaga! That woman can play anything! Fair play.

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:53 PM
If this is Michelle Visage I ****ing quit

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:54 PM
This is Ken's wife so that he can recognise one?

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 08:55 PM
I'd let this squid wank me off

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:55 PM
I'd let this squid wank me off

Hmm.

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:55 PM
I'd let this squid wank me off

Squidward?

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:55 PM
I'd let this squid wank me off

I think this was meant for the chat thread, Marc, this is the Masked Singer discussion thread

Ross.
05-01-2020, 08:55 PM
I'd let this squid wank me off

Delete this

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
Amanda Seyfried?

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
Amanda Seyfried?

:eyes: Stupid girl!

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
She was good.

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
I think this was meant for the chat thread, Marc, this is the Masked Singer discussion thread

i thought this was mock's hentai thread :(

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
Wow. Octopus. That was amazing!

Barry.
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
Jade Ewan?

MB.
05-01-2020, 08:56 PM
I have no idea so I'll throw Lea Salonga (voice of Mulan/Jasmine)'s name out there

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 08:57 PM
Has Ken called every performance the best so far?

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:57 PM
:eyes: Stupid girl!

Sounds like her!!

Mitchell
05-01-2020, 08:57 PM
Aww I love octopus

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 08:57 PM
Cara Lavigne?

smudgie
05-01-2020, 08:58 PM
Jodie Marsh:joker:

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 08:58 PM
it must be someone with a head the size of a meteor!

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 08:59 PM
ken's on ching

LukeB
05-01-2020, 08:59 PM
Why would Nicole Scherzinger go from judging this in US to being a contestant?

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:01 PM
Why would Nicole Scherzinger go from judging this in US to being a contestant?

Because she's bigger over here than she is in Murica.

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:01 PM
Did Davina just suggest that Tyra Banks has come to the UK and dressed as an Octopus?

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:03 PM
Did Davina just suggest that Tyra Banks has come to the UK and dressed as an Octopus?

Makosi trying to sneak past the UK Border Force in disguise teas

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:05 PM
Daisy is Kimberley Wyatt?

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:05 PM
Makosi trying to sneak past the UK Border Force in disguise teas

:joker:

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:06 PM
Kelis!!!!!!

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 09:07 PM
Daisy is Kimberley Wyatt?

That was my first thought too!

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:07 PM
I swear it's Kelis

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:07 PM
I think I know Daisy.

She's someone I've never heard of!

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:09 PM
Ken has deduced that she is in fact American.

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:10 PM
I swear it's Kelis

She mentions fishing to relax in this interview and I promise I'm not grasping at straws

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/jun/26/kelis-interview

Barry.
05-01-2020, 09:11 PM
Tara Reid?

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:11 PM
That laugh sounded like Lindsay Lohan at the end tbf. :joker:

Vanessa
05-01-2020, 09:12 PM
I also think daisy is kelis

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:12 PM
Denise Van Outen is a better singer than Kelis confirmed?

smudgie
05-01-2020, 09:12 PM
I am guessingDaisy is named after one of her parents.:shrug:

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:13 PM
I am guessingDaisy is named after one of her parents.:shrug:

"Her first name is a portmanteau of her father's name, Kenneth (1944–2000) and her mother's name, Eveliss"

It's Kelis

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:14 PM
Denise Van Outen likes teapots and Kelis likes fishing.

Whoever said superstars aren't normal people?

smudgie
05-01-2020, 09:16 PM
"Her first name is a portmanteau of her father's name, Kenneth (1944–2000) and her mother's name, Eveliss"

It's Kelis

Ahhh, that sounds good.

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:18 PM
Hmm, I wonder who'll be leaving the singing competition, Kelis, CeeLo Green or the former MP

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 09:18 PM
Denise Van Outen likes teapots and Kelis likes fishing.

Whoever said superstars aren't normal people?

http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/michael.png

smudgie
05-01-2020, 09:18 PM
Alan Johnson to leave I reckon.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
05-01-2020, 09:22 PM
Idk who this is

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 09:22 PM
omg it's sampvt

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:23 PM
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/09/michael.png

:joker:

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 09:23 PM
omg it's sampvt

I AM SCREAMING! :laugh2:

Barry.
05-01-2020, 09:24 PM
They spoiled who makes it past round 2.

The duck had three costumes on at different times.

Ant.
05-01-2020, 09:26 PM
omg it's sampvt

my stomach hurts even more from laughing

Babayaro.
05-01-2020, 09:28 PM
They spoiled who makes it past round 2.

The duck had three costumes on at different times.

me, a meticulous four-year-old, watching Looney Tunes

Morgan.
05-01-2020, 09:30 PM
They spoiled who makes it past round 2.

The duck had three costumes on at different times.

I know who goes next week :hehe:

MB.
05-01-2020, 09:31 PM
I know who goes next week :hehe:

Ken's being deported? :fc:

Saph
05-01-2020, 09:32 PM
not Kelis doing this :skull:

Headie
05-01-2020, 09:36 PM
I swear it's Kelis

This was my first thought as well when I heard her speaking voice, the singing voice sounds similar too although I thought she had a better range than that

Firewire
05-01-2020, 10:00 PM
I hope the Fox is Sam Fox but also hope it's Diane Parish.

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 10:07 PM
I hope the Fox is Sam Fox but also hope it's Diane Parish.

:laugh2:

Mystic Mock
05-01-2020, 10:27 PM
I have a feeling that Monster is Cee Lo Green.

And Tree is either David Beckham or Andrew Johnson (ex Birmingham City and Crystal Palace striker for non-Football fans) they both have a similar high pitched speaking voice like Tree does.

I'm really enjoying the show, it's more how Reality TV Shows should be imo, rather than what sadly happened to BB on Ch5 and TXF.

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 10:28 PM
They all have squeaky voices Mock, that's designed to disguise their voice. :laugh:

Mystic Mock
05-01-2020, 10:28 PM
i thought this was mock's hentai thread :(

I have a Hentai thread?:laugh:

Mystic Mock
05-01-2020, 10:38 PM
They all have squeaky voices Mock, that's designed to disguise their voice. :laugh:

I mean there's certain way that both of them speak that's a bit more distinguished than the other contestants imo.

If Tree is one of them two that is and it's not Crimson Chris from BB13.:joker:

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 10:50 PM
OFF TOPIC

Mock, re-your sig, what is Mindhunter like?

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 10:50 PM
I mean there's certain way that both of them speak that's a bit more distinguished than the other contestants imo.

If Tree is one of them two that is and it's not Crimson Chris from BB13.:joker:

:skull:

Mystic Mock
05-01-2020, 10:57 PM
OFF TOPIC

Mock, re-your sig, what is Mindhunter like?

I really like the show, the characters are likeable and interesting, and the stories are interesting imo.

Some of the cases at the very least are also based off real life cases if you like that aspect.

Denver
05-01-2020, 11:08 PM
Not sure if it was mentioned on here but Ceelo Green has spoke about Tony Hadley in interviews before

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 11:11 PM
Green added: "I remember thinking, when I saw the singer from ABC wearing his gold suit, 'This is very stylish'. I'd wear a gold suit today if I could get one made. Hopefully, if someone like Tony [Hadley] from Spandau Ballet sees me looking stylish, they'll recognise it comes from them."

https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-tv/a287817/cee-lo-green-x-factor-cover-was-cool/

Marsh.
05-01-2020, 11:12 PM
I really like the show, the characters are likeable and interesting, and the stories are interesting imo.

Some of the cases at the very least are also based off real life cases if you like that aspect.

Oh cool. I've been meaning to give it a go. I definitely will now. :laugh:

Denver
05-01-2020, 11:23 PM
Tree is John Barnes?

Denver
05-01-2020, 11:24 PM
Defo not Peter Crouch as he is 6 ft 7

Denver
05-01-2020, 11:36 PM
Octopus - Heidi Klum?

Denver
05-01-2020, 11:46 PM
Daisy is Lindsay Lohan

Denver
05-01-2020, 11:47 PM
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CogeTBnUMAAG2ys.jpg

MB.
05-01-2020, 11:49 PM
I can't believe Lindsay Lohan is cheating by getting Kelis to sing all of her songs for her!

GoldHeart
06-01-2020, 02:18 AM
When i first Heard Monster i thought it was Will I am :joker: , now i think it might be Cee lo Green

I think the fox is either Anita Dobson or Toyah Wilcox

The tree must be a footballer but i don't think it's Peter crouch

No idea who octopus is

Daisy sounds soulful like a mix of Pink & Beverly knight :shrug:

Mystic Mock
06-01-2020, 06:36 AM
Oh cool. I've been meaning to give it a go. I definitely will now. :laugh:

It's really good, Anna Torv does deliver a strong performance as well if that's a bonus.

Nicky91
06-01-2020, 08:56 AM
i knew pharoah would be eliminated, weakest performance of the evening, and it is usually the non-singers to be eliminated first in this show

GoldHeart
06-01-2020, 09:13 AM
i knew pharoah would be eliminated, weakest performance of the evening, and it is usually the non-singers to be eliminated first in this show

Then why did Patsy Palmer get Eliminated first?? :joker: , her voice was decent.

Nicky91
06-01-2020, 09:15 AM
Then why did Patsy Palmer get Eliminated first?? :joker: , her voice was decent.

she didn't make a good enough impression on the audience probably :laugh:


our speed skating icon rintje Ritsma also had a decent voice for a non-singer yet eliminated first because he didn't stood out from who he was competing against

GoldHeart
06-01-2020, 09:17 AM
she didn't make a good enough impression on the audience probably :laugh:


our speed skating icon rintje Ritsma also had a decent voice for a non-singer yet eliminated first because he didn't stood out from who he was competing against

I think sometimes people just want to see who the person is behind the mask .

But Pharaoh was a terrible singer lol ,but he was an MP so not surprised

Nicky91
06-01-2020, 09:19 AM
I think sometimes people just want to see who the person is behind the mask .

But Pharaoh was a terrible singer lol ,but he was an MP so not surprised

my dad's thoughts on some of costumes

he thinks behind the Duck is a guy, since there are few performers who sing like that, and it could be possible, also for the mind**** of the panel thinking of a woman all the time, and then it being revealed to be a man

Mitchell
06-01-2020, 09:46 AM
Name wise, they’ve done pretty well, Cee Lo and Kelis are fairly big names (even if the formers views are severely questionable), so far there doesn’t seem to be any bad names at all

Morgan.
06-01-2020, 09:57 AM
Name wise, they’ve done pretty well, Cee Lo and Kelis are fairly big names (even if the formers views are severely questionable), so far there doesn’t seem to be any bad names at all

But if we got Seal before the US did >>>>>

Marsh.
06-01-2020, 10:04 AM
It's really good, Anna Torv does deliver a strong performance as well if that's a bonus.

I love her. :flutter: