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Cal.
03-12-2019, 10:46 PM
Hey, Ms. Red Carpet
She can autograph my pockets,
Anytime, anyplace, anyway,
I'll be looking at everybody else watchin'
I don't wanna be obnoxious,
But this girl worth the gossip,
Take away the smile,
The tattoos now, forever she very guard-less
I imagine her topless
She might set off my rocket
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
On and poppin' she mad marketing
Attitude like we arguing
With her by my side bring glitter to my life
I should twitter this girl is sparkling
She ain't no rock star
But she got groupies,
She ain't no actress
But she makes movies,
And when she struts that thing around
Everybody be breaking their neck like
Who dat girl who dat girl, who dat girl
She ain't got riches but she got fashion,
She ain't a model but camera's flashing
And when she struts that thing around
Everybody be breaking their neck like
Who dat girl who dat girl, who dat girl

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Firewire
03-12-2019, 10:51 PM
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Pro Sniper
03-12-2019, 10:52 PM
I see she avoided singing again. Even a karaoke can't get her to expose her sub-standard voice..

Marsh.
03-12-2019, 10:54 PM
I see she avoided singing again. Even a karaoke can't get her to expose her sub-standard voice..

Pathetic.

Cal.
03-12-2019, 11:06 PM
I see she avoided singing again. Even a karaoke can't get her to expose her sub-standard voice..

Are you feeling threatened by Ms. Gorgeous Coyle?

SherzyK
03-12-2019, 11:07 PM
I see she avoided singing again. Even a karaoke can't get her to expose her sub-standard voice..

The nitpicking

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Cal.
03-12-2019, 11:10 PM
Me finding all the reasons why Nadine is THAT girl

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Marsh.
03-12-2019, 11:13 PM
Me finding all the reasons why Nadine is THAT girl

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Joke's on you cuz the bed is EMPTY!!!! :laugh2:

Cal.
03-12-2019, 11:15 PM
Joke's on you cuz the bed is EMPTY!!!! :laugh2:

Your mam when you used to ask to climb in next to your Da on Saturday morning

Marsh.
03-12-2019, 11:16 PM
Your mam when you used to ask to climb in next to your Da on Saturday morning

:joker: Joke's on you. I don't have one.

Morgan.
03-12-2019, 11:17 PM
I see she avoided singing again. Even a karaoke can't get her to expose her sub-standard voice..

She sang All I Want For Christmas is Yoy better than Mariah actually!

Morgan.
03-12-2019, 11:17 PM
She sang All I Want For Christmas is Yoy better than Mariah actually!

That was a typo but I guess it fits :joker:

Marsh.
03-12-2019, 11:18 PM
Yoy :joker:

Barry.
03-12-2019, 11:33 PM
She sang All I Want For Christmas is Yoy better than Mariah actually!

I wouldn't go that far but yeah she did sing she never avoided it.

montblanc
04-12-2019, 02:31 AM
Why don't you go to work?
Do your nine to five
Gotta treat me right
You need to earn your stripes
Why don't you do your thang?
Bring the money home
Just like mama done
Why don't you go to work?

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Ammi
04-12-2019, 05:08 AM
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MB.
04-12-2019, 05:20 AM
I'll bring you floueyeurs in the pouring rain
Living without you is driving me insane
I'll bring you floueyeurs, I'll make your day
The tears you cry I'll dry them all away

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Ammi
04-12-2019, 05:38 AM
...she’s a radiant sunfloueyeur...