I just scammed WH SMiths and i feel like $1,000,000

[Crimson Dynamo]

so i was buying 3 magazines at the self checkout and the first one i beeped
was The Spectator Christmas Special at £6.95 - but when i scanned it as
normal something flashed up on the screen and said "this item is £1.95 yes
or no" Now i was not sure what it retailed at and as i did not have my glasses
i could not check (the price on it is tiny) so i pressed yes and continued on
with my retail transaction for The New Scientist Christmas special and some
Kitchen mag (both for TL Christmas). Instead of it charging me £16.93 it
charged me £11.93:amazed:



I literally stuck it to the man and walked away with a skydiver in my skyrocket


(i dont know why this happened)

https://media.giphy.com/media/26Ff7ErDEc2pCBdtK/giphy.gif


In your FACE BIG RETAIL

[arista]

Yes these Self Tills
are Dumb Buggers

[Niamh.]

You're turning into Michael21 Lt, shocking :o

[Crimson Dynamo]

You're turning into Michael21 Lt, shocking :o

ok sexy neem if yo sey so

:drool:

[Niamh.]

ok sexy neem if yo sey so

:drool:

:laugh2:

[Ashley.]

Those machines... I got charged five times the amount for one tomato the other day because the machine told me the item had not been placed in the bagging area. Lying bastard.

[The Slim Reaper]

lt a rich man

[Beso]

Never use those machines I prefer to interrupt the cashiers conversations.

[Dogeatdog]

https://i.ibb.co/QX16wHg/DABA3801-459-E-4-F09-85-E2-A901-F6273-E19.jpg

[Ashley.]

Never use those machines I prefer to interrupt the cashiers conversations.

I don't, unless the queue for the till is too long. :hee:

There have been times where I've walked into a store and the queue for the till is empty, and the queue for the self-checkout is nearing towards the back of the store. It's mental. People would rather do it themselves than do it quickly.

[Shaun]

I thought I scanned 2 bars of chocolate at Sainsburys the other day and only did one. I noticed the error before I paid. Did I rectify it? :whistle:

[Kate!]

I thought I scanned 2 bars of chocolate at Sainsburys the other day and only did one. I noticed the error before I paid. Did I rectify it? :whistle:

:joker:

[Toy Soldier]

Just wait until you've accidentally put Pink Ladies through as Braeburns at Tesco :hehe:. £2.20/kilo vs £3.65/kilo

They look the same on the little screen to me :whistle:

[thesheriff443]

Just wait until you've accidentally put Pink Ladies through as Braeburns at Tesco :hehe:. £2.20/kilo vs £3.65/kilo

They look the same on the little screen to me :whistle:

You know as soon as you bite into them which is which.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Just wait until you've accidentally put Pink Ladies through as Braeburns at Tesco :hehe:. £2.20/kilo vs £3.65/kilo

They look the same on the little screen to me :whistle:

:omgno:

The old apple switcheroo

[arista]

I thought I scanned 2 bars of chocolate at Sainsburys the other day and only did one. I noticed the error before I paid. Did I rectify it? :whistle:


Yes Shaun
another big problem
is weight of foods and stuff.

Those computers
can not work out light weight foods well.

So many double up
some know about it , others do not.

[arista]

Never use those machines I prefer to interrupt the cashiers conversations.


Sometimes
you have no choice
unless you wait in line for 15mins??????????????????

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I literally just walked out of tesco with a bottle of vodka once i win

[Beso]

Sometimes
you have no choice
unless you wait in line for 15mins??????????????????


I'm happy to do that..

[Cherie]

I recently got earrings from Sainburys for free, there were 8.00 and I scanned them but didn't notice they didn't scan properly, dropped them on the belt but they were light to register so it didn't flag there is an unexpected item in your basket or whatever, so I carried on and when I came out I thought that was cheap, checked my receipt and reaslised the earrings didn't show up ….I stuck it to the man just like M21 and LT:dance:

[Ant.]

so i was buying 3 magazines at the self checkout and the first one i beeped
was The Spectator Christmas Special at £6.95 - but when i scanned it as
normal something flashed up on the screen and said "this item is £1.95 yes
or no" Now i was not sure what it retailed at and as i did not have my glasses
i could not check (the price on it is tiny) so i pressed yes and continued on
with my retail transaction for The New Scientist Christmas special and some
Kitchen mag (both for TL Christmas). Instead of it charging me £16.93 it
charged me £11.93:amazed:



I literally stuck it to the man and walked away with a skydiver in my skyrocket


(i dont know why this happened)

https://media.giphy.com/media/26Ff7ErDEc2pCBdtK/giphy.gif


In your FACE BIG RETAIL

Areyouproudofyourself.gif

[Marsh.]

I recently got earrings from Sainburys for free, there were 8.00 and I scanned them but didn't notice they didn't scan properly, dropped them on the belt but they were light to register so it didn't flag there is an unexpected item in your basket or whatever, so I carried on and when I came out I thought that was cheap, checked my receipt and reaslised the earrings didn't show up ….I stuck it to the man just like M21 and LT:dance:

Opposite of me who has the machine screaming at me that it can't sense a ****ing birthday card in the bagging area even though I clearly clicked don't bag. :oh:

[Cherie]

Opposite of me who has the machine screaming at me that it can't sense a ****ing birthday card in the bagging area even though I clearly clicked don't bag. :oh:

:laugh:

[Beso]

I recently got earrings from Sainburys for free, there were 8.00 and I scanned them but didn't notice they didn't scan properly, dropped them on the belt but they were light to register so it didn't flag there is an unexpected item in your basket or whatever, so I carried on and when I came out I thought that was cheap, checked my receipt and reaslised the earrings didn't show up ….I stuck it to the man just like M21 and LT:dance:



Lucky you, I've set the alarms off just walking past and farting near them.:fist:

[Kazanne]

ok sexy neem if yo sey so

:drool:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Josy]

Poor WHSmiths will be the next into liquidation

[Crimson Dynamo]

Poor WHSmiths will be the next into liquidation

they should be as they always finish bottom f the WHich magazine table of customer satisfaction

( i have wrapped my spectator magazine and its under the tree saying from LT to LT. this provides mirth but its exactly correct)

[Josy]

they should be as they always finish bottom f the WHich magazine table of customer satisfaction



( i have wrapped my spectator magazine and its under the tree saying from LT to LT. this provides mirth but its exactly correct)Tbh they are bloody extortionate, I was in today to pick up a book they still wanted £18 for it when everywhere else has it in offer for a £10, so they can **** off

[Crimson Dynamo]

Tbh they are bloody extortionate, I was in today to pick up a book they still wanted £18 for it when everywhere else has it in offer for a £10, so they can **** off

indeed i bought Jamie VEG for £8 they wanted £13

NO

[MTVN]

Tbh they are bloody extortionate, I was in today to pick up a book they still wanted £18 for it when everywhere else has it in offer for a £10, so they can **** off

Smiths price match if you'd ask Josy :nono:

[MTVN]

indeed i bought Jamie VEG for £8 they wanted £13

NO

Doubt that as £13 is half price and it's a best seller :suspect:

[Josy]

Smiths price match if you'd ask Josy :nono:I dont have time for that Matthew

[Crimson Dynamo]

Doubt that as £13 is half price and it's a best seller :suspect:

You have a long way to go on the retail journey Luke

[michael21]

so i was buying 3 magazines at the self checkout and the first one i beeped
was The Spectator Christmas Special at £6.95 - but when i scanned it as
normal something flashed up on the screen and said "this item is £1.95 yes
or no" Now i was not sure what it retailed at and as i did not have my glasses
i could not check (the price on it is tiny) so i pressed yes and continued on
with my retail transaction for The New Scientist Christmas special and some
Kitchen mag (both for TL Christmas). Instead of it charging me £16.93 it
charged me £11.93:amazed:




I literally stuck it to the man and walked away with a skydiver in my skyrocket


(i dont know why this happened)

https://media.giphy.com/media/26Ff7ErDEc2pCBdtK/giphy.gif


In your FACE BIG RETAIL


Yes that fine you scan it in asda the girl gave me a bag I did not scan it free bag for me :cheer2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes that fine you scan it in asda the girl gave me a bag I did not scan it free bag for me :cheer2:

We smashed it Mike

[michael21]

We smashed it Mike

My what Smith's has close 3 or 4 years ago I use to take the tv gulids from the news papers well there free the cops can't do any think

[Wizard.]

I always do it in M&S bakery put two cakes in the bag but only press for one on the checkout they don’t recognise the weight so you get free cake

[michael21]

I always do it in M&S bakery put two cakes in the bag but only press for one on the checkout they don’t recognise the weight so you get free cake

Free cake that my fav type of cake :amazed:

[arista]

Poor WHSmiths will be the next into liquidation


It may be more of a Downsize

They distribute so much
so they should hang around

[arista]

I always do it in M&S bakery put two cakes in the bag but only press for one on the checkout they don’t recognise the weight so you get free cake



Yes the Weight problem
these Dumb machines
need updating.