Tibb does the Nativity : The True Story.

[Kate!]

God - Arista

Mary - Livia
Joseph - Slim Reaper
Baby Jesus - Cal

The Innkeeper - Ammi

The Angels - Amy Jade Niamh Kazanne Kizzy Smudgie Cherie Vanessa Jessica AnnieK Josy Vanessa Caprimint and Kate

The 3 Kings - Strictly Jake BigEvil and Ant

The 3 Wise Men - Parmnion ToySoldier and Two Sugars

The Shepherds - TonyMontana Matthew and Morgan

The Sheep - Sherzy Nicky91 and Jerseywins

King Herod - Michael21

The Donkey - Mystic Mock

[Kate!]

More to follow

[Vanessa]

:love:

[Twosugars]

:laugh:

[arista]

Thats alot of Angels?

[Kate!]

Thats alot of Angels?

Can't be leaving any of the forum lovely ladies out Arista. Xx

[arista]

Good having Twosugars
as a Wise Man.

[Nicky91]

i'm a sheep D:

[Nicky91]

although being alongside sherzy and jersey isn't that bad :flutter:

[arista]

i'm a sheep D:



Yes you all have a Job to do.

[Kate!]

Long time ago in Nazareth lived a young carpenter named Joseph and his pregnant wife Mary.

Joseph had to take Mary, while heavily pregnant, to Bethlehem to register for the census that the bloody King Herod had introduced.....

[Kate!]

Joseph - aye up our Mary. I hope Herod doesn't find out that our baby is the one he has been seeking due to you getting knocked up by God.

Mary looks worried....

[thesheriff443]

Is Mary singing, like a virgin touched for the very first time.

[Kate!]

Is Mary singing, like a virgin touched for the very first time.

:joker: very good Sheriff

[Kate!]

Joseph and Mary set out on their journey. Mary rides on a donkey.....

[Kate!]

God is in heaven with the Holy Spirit.

God - Get down to Asda for some chocolates. Those angels like a bit.

[smudgie]

Joseph and Mary set out on their journey. Mary rides on a donkey.....

Ahh, wondered what LT’s part was :joker:

[Kate!]

Joseph and Mary reach an Inn. Mary tells Joseph the baby will be born soon and they'll have to stay there. The Innkeeper tells them there is no room at the inn but offers them a stable at the back....

[Ant.]

Cal would be one of the pigs

[Ant.]

Fat and not in the Nativity

[Kate!]

Meanwhile in a field somewhere the shepherds were tending their sheep. They had 3. One each. Get back in that pen shouted one of the shepherds. Nicky obeyed...

[Kate!]

Fat and not in the Nativity

You are in it loov. You are one of the 3 kings.

[Ant.]

You are in it loov. You are one of the 3 kings.

D:

I meant the pig!

[Twosugars]

What kind of joint Ammi runs in that inn? Probably booze and prostitution :inamood:

[Kate!]

D:

I meant the pig!

:joker: awww I am sorry sweetheart. But that is really funny.

[Twosugars]

Good having Twosugars
as a Wise Man.

:suspect: :hmph:

[Kate!]

What kind of joint Ammi runs in that inn? Probably booze and prostitution :inamood:

Oh you've been there then? :joker:

[Twosugars]

Oh you've been there then? :joker:

:blush2:

[Ant.]

Aren't the Kings and Wise Men the same people

[Kate!]

The 3 wise men were hanging out in the street with a few cans.....

[Kate!]

Aren't the Kings and Wise Men the same people

Yes but I needed more parts. Ssssshhh. :love:

[thesheriff443]

Ahh, wondered what LT’s part was :joker:

Lt was hung like a donkey smudgie

[Kate!]

The Kings had been playing cards at the Inn. King Ant had won a lot of money and now they were walking home. They walked past the field where the shepherds and the sheep were....

[SherzyK]

Love it!

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[Kate!]

An Angel called Josy appeared in the sky.....

[smudgie]

Lt was hung like a donkey smudgie

:joker: he was.

I mean..was he?

[Kate!]

:joker: he was.

I mean..was he?

:joker:

[Kate!]

Josy spoke to the shepherds and the Kings. She told them to travel to the Inn and there they would find the son of God in a stable.....

The other angels all appeared with flashes of blinding light....

[Ant.]

Yes but I needed more parts. Ssssshhh. :love:

I'll allow it :fan: :love:

[Kate!]

Angel Niamh also spoke to the shepherds and kings... she told them that at the inn they would find 3 wise men also. They must share the news of the babies birth with them. The kings were tasked with bringing gifts....

[Kate!]

The six men hurried to the inn accompanied by the sheep....

[Strictly Jake]

I best have at least a line in this otherwise its me doing the drama productions at school all over again and gettin shoved to the back....

[Kate!]

I best have at least a line in this otherwise its me doing the drama productions at school all over again and gettin shoved to the back....

Aaw. :love:

[thesheriff443]

:joker: he was.

I mean..was he?

Yes he should have four legs to carry it around.

[Kate!]

The kings and the wise men and the shepherds and the sheep all crowded into the stable just in time to witness the birth....

[Kate!]

King Jake - I have brought him socks

King Big Evil - I have brought him underpants

King Ant - I have brought him a car cleaning kit

.....

[Kate!]

Mary - feck off you nosy bunch of bastards.

[Kate!]

Meanwhile at Herods big Manshun....

[Kate!]

Herod tells his men to follow the star and they will find the baby in a stable. He was tipped off by an unnamed source.

My moneys on one of the sheep.

[Twosugars]

Josy spoke to the shepherds and the Kings. She told them to travel to the Inn and there they would find the son of God in a stable.....

The other angels all appeared with flashes of blinding light....

Josy also told them to knock off the chit chat or they'd get infracted and banned

[Twosugars]

Herod tells his men to follow the star and they will find the baby in a stable. He was tipped off by an unnamed source.

My moneys on one of the sheep.

Nicky :fist:

[montblanc]

The Sheep - Sherzy Nicky91 and Jerseywins

nnn

[Twosugars]

Montblanc could play trump who directed Mary and Joseph to the inn saying he knows the best hotels :D

[Kate!]

Meanwhile back at Herods manshun ....

Herod phones one of the kings on his mobile (creative licence) and orders him to snatch the baby and bring him to Herod....

[Kate!]

At the stable Mary is cradling baby Cal. God had told her to call him Jesus but Mary had a mind of her own.....

[Kate!]

The 3 kings confer in a corner and decide to defy Herod.

King Jake - I can't snatch that child from its mum....

[Kate!]

The kings turn off their phones....

[montblanc]

Montblanc could play trump who directed Mary and Joseph to the inn saying he knows the best hotels :D

https://i.imgur.com/m06lAPi.gif

[Kate!]

Herod is very angry. He leaves his big Manshun and heads for the stable....

[Kate!]

So at the stable we have Mary Joseph Baby Cal 3 kings 3 shepherds 3 wise men 3 sheep and the Innkeeper who has come to see the baby....

[Kate!]

Herod arrives.

Herod - hand over that baby.

Mary spits at him.

King Jake gets a spear and kills Herod.

And they all live happily ever after.

The End. X

[Kate!]

And that my friends is the true story of the nativity. X

[Strictly Jake]

That King Jake is a right hero! We have the next James Bond on our hands!

[Kate!]

That King Jake is a right hero! We have the next James Bond on our hands!

The name's Jake. King Jake. :joker:

[thesheriff443]

Kate that story was rubbish.

[montblanc]

Herod arrives.

Herod - hand over that baby.

Mary spits at him.

King Jake gets a spear and kills Herod.

And they all live happily ever after.

The End. X

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[Kate!]

Kate that story was rubbish.

:fist: you write one then. Pah. X

[thesheriff443]

:fist: you write one then. Pah. X

You just ripped off the birth of Christ, I don’t do stories kate.

[Kate!]

You just ripped off the birth of Christ, I don’t do stories kate.

It was the Nativity. Thats the story. :hee:

[thesheriff443]

It was the Nativity. Thats the story. :hee:

We both know half way into it you was thinking this bloody sh1te xx

[Amy Jade]

me and all the Angel's making our cameos

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[Kate!]

We both know half way into it you was thinking this bloody sh1te xx

:joker::joker::joker:

It was something to do. :hmph:

[Kate!]

me and all the Angel's making our cameos

https://i.giphy.com/media/G5Zo9NpbcNdC0/source.gif

Wow Amy.

[thesheriff443]

:joker::joker::joker:

It was something to do. :hmph:

True.

[thesheriff443]

Wow Amy.

Bet they are virgins lol

[Kate!]

The Angels close the performance with a rousing version of Like A Virgin. Credit for this idea goes tp le Sheriff. X

[Calderyon]

Hmm...

[Kate!]

Hmm...

Is that a good hmmm or a omg this is crap hmmm? Xx

[Calderyon]

Let's just say... Well, this (it) was interesting.

[smudgie]

I demand a DNA test.
One of those wise men have been dipping their wick:fist:

[Kate!]

I demand a DNA test.
One of those wise men have been dipping their wick:fist:

Get them on Jeremy Kyle!! Oh wait.

[michael21]

Thats alot of Angels?

There were all in my bedroom last night and let me tell you none of then are Angels :hehe:

[Denver]

Can't be leaving any of the forum lovely ladies out Arista. Xx

Angel's are gender neutral and not just female

[Cal.]

What a beautiful story :love:

[Jessica.]

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