What's got six legs, a flat back and no chance of an Oscar.

[Beso]

:hehe:


Harvey wienstien walking into court.

[user104658]

Who has two thumbs and three legs?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0eec184c7d581273b1e767ad3e8ae8d4/tenor.gif

...Yes, John Krasinski.

[Livia]

What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?

The front row of a Little Mix concert.

[Zizu]

What has 80 legs and no pubic hair?

The front row of a Little Mix concert.



You can probably add Little Mix into the number..


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[Livia]

You can probably add Little Mix into the number..


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Well, the audience are all young teenagers while Little Mix are in their 20s. It kind of loses something when it has to be explained.

[Beso]

88 legs..not 80.

[Zizu]

88 legs..not 80.



Correct


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[Beso]

What's black, flat and glows in the dark....




Iran if they keep this up.

[Livia]

So all the other jokes were perfectly acceptable, but mind had to be edited. I just took it for granted that four women in their twenties would have pubic hair.

[Livia]

What's black, flat and glows in the dark....




Iran if they keep this up.

Black? Can't it be blue? It'd be funnier if was blue.....................

[Jessica.]

This entire thread is disgusting.

[Beso]

Black? Can't it be blue? It's be funnier if was blue.....................

Singed ground isn't blue.

[Livia]

This entire thread is disgusting.

Thanks for taking the time to tell us.

[user104658]

Singed ground isn't blue.

I thought you were referring to their oil, which would have been funnier and more topical.

[Kate!]

Who has two thumbs and three legs?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0eec184c7d581273b1e767ad3e8ae8d4/tenor.gif

...Yes, John Krasinski.

Oh he's cute :hee: