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[Swan]

Willies/Penises, what's a good size? What is considered very big, what is considered very small?

Unlike Michael 21 who most probably has a 20 inch Johnson, i do not. According to the general consensus I'm a fair average. Average is fine, I'll take average. But is a big dick appealing for straight ladies, gay men? Is a small a dick a turn off?

:wavey:

[Barry.]

As long as you got one it's all good.

[Jessica.]

I don't think the length matters at all, it's about if the person knows what they're doing and the connection you have with them. Also, as someone with a cervix, it is shockingly painful when that gets hit which means length can be an issue in some cases.

[Liam-]

On my hectic schedule, if I’m offered a choice, I’d go for bigger, however, it’s not a major issue imo, average can be enjoyable and big can be awful sometimes, there is such a thing as too big

[user104658]

Girth matters more than length, or so I've read. I really don't see why some people are so obsessed with it and bragging about it, but maybe I'm speaking from a position of privilege.

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[Crimson Dynamo]

if its under 7 then you have been shortchanged

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[The Slim Reaper]

LT the centimetre king :smug:

[user104658]

if its under 7 then you have been shortchanged

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[Crimson Dynamo]

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you are too "hard" on yourself

:hehe:

[Kazanne]

Willies/Penises, what's a good size? What is considered very big, what is considered very small?

Unlike Michael 21 who most probably has a 20 inch Johnson, i do not. According to the general consensus I'm a fair average. Average is fine, I'll take average. But is a big dick appealing for straight ladies, gay men? Is a small a dick a turn off?

:wavey:

I don't think size is an issue afterall sexual feelings are more to do with the brain,it's how you use what you have and also how you treat someone.

[user104658]

you are too "hard" on yourself

:hehe:

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[The Slim Reaper]

I don't think size is an issue afterall sexual feelings are more to do with the brain,it's how you use what you have and also how you treat someone.

What if I'm zero for 3?

[user104658]

What if I'm zero for 3?

https://www.reddit.com/r/IncelTears/

[Wizard.]

The best I’ve had are average don’t like too small or too big but between 4-8 inches is nice although I have taken 10 inches before and didn’t feel a thing

[Crimson Dynamo]

The best I’ve had are average don’t like too small or too big but between 4-8 inches is nice although I have taken 10 inches before and didn’t feel a thing

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[Jessica.]

if its under 7 then you have been shortchanged

end ofNobody wants to be stabbed with a bic pen

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I love 8 inch+ dicks

[Oliver_W]

It's all the same when the lights are out. Just leave your money on the side and be on your way x

[Ant.]

It's all the same when the lights are out. Just leave your money on the side and be on your way x

but raccoons have night vision...

[The Slim Reaper]

I love 8 inch+ dicks

What if I gave you a 2 inch one 4 times? :smug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Id love an 8 inch+ dicks

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[Saph]

its not just the size but I how they look too, I dont like skinny ones

[Crimson Dynamo]

how about a banana one, a lot of girls like that shape as it hits the spot, as they say

[Jessica.]

fixedWe've all seen Scott's and it's not tiny. :nono: It wasn't even at full mast either

[The Slim Reaper]

We've all seen Scott's and it's not tiny. :nono: It wasn't even at full mast either

This speaks for the population of St. Helens

[Ant.]

This speaks for the population of St. Helens

Gabby Allen bore witness?

[The Slim Reaper]

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[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

[GoldHeart]

if its under 7 then you have been shortchanged

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You do realise below 7 is average right :facepalm: , there's nothing small about that.

As others have said the fuss made about size is ridiculous .

[Livia]

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

At least that's what men with small ones tell me.

[Beso]

What if I gave you a 2 inch one 4 times? :smug:

4 thrusts?

[Beso]

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean.

At least that's what men with small ones tell me.

I hope you've been doing the pelvic tilt excercises to give them a chance in the future.

[Livia]

I hope you've been doing the pelvic tilt excercises to give them a chance in the future.

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

[Beso]

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

I get it..:blush:

[Cherie]

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.

great analogy :laugh:

[Jessica.]

I never would have thought that saying c-section was something to be avoided?

[Beso]

I never would have thought that saying c-section was something to be avoided?

Oh...is that what it meant, I thought Livia had birthed from her bottom.

[Livia]

Oh...is that what it meant, I thought Livia had birthed from her bottom.

I can't do anything these days without a criticism from Jessica. She didn't speak to me for years and now she just posts to... actually I'm not sure why.

[Jessica.]

I literally said nothing mean, I'm just confused by why someone wouldn't say c-section tbh

[Cherie]

I had a sunroof and a playground, I win

[The Slim Reaper]

I had a sunroof and a playground, I win

More convertible than sunroof :smug:

[Livia]

I literally said nothing mean, I'm just confused by why someone wouldn't say c-section tbh

Because this is a forum, I was chatting to a mate and I thought he may find it funny.

[Jessica.]

Oh ha ha

[Beso]

Because this is a forum, I was chatting to a mate and I thought he may find it funny.

I did..you have a wonderful way with words.

[Livia]

I did..you have a wonderful way with words.

Thanks Parm.... Jessica isn't amused. But then, she never is.

[Livia]

Oh ha ha

Yeah, I said HE may find it funny.

[Beso]

Thanks Parm.... Jessica isn't amused. But then, she never is.

Typical size queen imo.

[Swan]

How do these lads and gals take those huge nobs up the bum? That must be painful!!!

[Jessica.]

Why was my post deleted? It was on topic. I said I don't care about size as long as they're a decent human being and not an ignorant bigot.

[LaLaLand]

How do these lads and gals take those huge nobs up the bum? That must be painful!!!

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[user104658]

I always do.... but you know the baby came out of the nursery through the sun roof, he didn't go through the playground... if you see what I mean.Not to mansplain everyone's lady parts again buuut the pelvic floor is actually weakened by simply being pregnant, as well as giving birth, so...

[Jessica.]

How do these lads and gals take those huge nobs up the bum? That must be painful!!!
My bum is strictly an exit.

I promise you that most of them are exaggerating. We'd all be prolapsing if people were the actual sizes that are being glorified.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker:

[Beso]

Not to mansplain everyone's lady parts again buuut the pelvic floor is actually weakened by simply being pregnant, as well as giving birth, so...

So say sorry, you caused it.

[Marsh.]

The black poo is tame compared to this. :eek:

[Swan]

My bum is strictly an exit.

I promise you that most of them are exaggerating. We'd all be prolapsing if people were the actual sizes that are being glorified.

I mean not to go into too much detail, i've done that with a couple of girlfriends and lets just say they were probably over the moon (sic) with my average sized equipment lol.

Only been with one girl who actually enjoyed it more than once in a blue moon (again, christ), and that was only after a lot of fourplay warming up etc.

[Crimson Dynamo]

My bum is strictly an exit.
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Marsh shade

[Marsh.]

Fourplay?

Is that foreplay with four fingers?

[Elliot]

I promise you that most of them are exaggerating. We'd all be prolapsing if people were the actual sizes that are being glorified.

Skjskj

[Swan]

Fourplay?

Is that foreplay with four fingers?

Nah it was a typo, but it can stay there because it wont hurt anyone, unlike these giant 10 inch plus size nobs.

[Beso]

Nah it was a typo, but it can stay there because it wont hurt anyone, unlike these giant 10 inch plus size nobs.

What do you class as warming up, cause all I'm seeing is a woman with her arse up in front of a glowing fire!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I’ve only taken it up the bum once and he was big and the best way i can describe the sensation is like your ass being on fire

[Crimson Dynamo]

What do you class as warming up, cause all I'm seeing is a woman with her arse up in front of a glowing fire!

Get the toys out and start cramming?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I’ve only taken it up the bum once and he was big and the best way i can describe the sensation is like your ass being on fire

If Josy replied "Same: to this I'd literally die

[Jessica.]

Get the toys out and start cramming?Cramming? That's how you get rips in the sensitive skin and infections. :omgno:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cramming? That's how you get rips in the sensitive skin and infections. :omgno:

It's all about the lube and speed

[Swan]

What do you class as warming up, cause all I'm seeing is a woman with her arse up in front of a glowing fire!

LMFAO :laugh:

Well in my experience it's only after a lot of foreplay (marsh :) ) and becoming extremely horny, both of us, that that is really thought about. It's never been a case of sitting there having dinner together and i say 'oh love fancy it up the bum tonight?' and she's like 'ok sounds delightful dear'. It kinda just happens in the moment.

[Beso]

LMFAO :laugh:

Well in my experience it's only after a lot of foreplay (marsh :) ) and becoming extremely horny, both of us, that that is really thought about. It's never been a case of sitting there having dinner together and i say 'oh love fancy it up the bum tonight?' and she's like 'ok sounds delightful dear'. It kinda just happens in the moment.


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[Marsh.]

It's all about the lube and speed

Me trying to fill my bag for life without purchasing a second one and rushing to the car before it tears.

[Jessica.]

Me trying to fill my bag for life without purchasing a second one and rushing to the car before it tears.You should always have multiple in case one is out of date or gets damaged

[Cherie]

I’ve only taken it up the bum once and he was big and the best way i can describe the sensation is like your ass being on fire

If Josy replied "Same: to this I'd literally die

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[Dogeatdog]

The black poo is tame compared to this. :eek:

Oh definitely :laugh:

[Babayaro.]

i like my willies just how i like my coffee! :tongue:


with milk and two sugars :flutter: