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user104658
20-01-2020, 09:23 AM
I'm in the house alone and it made a noise. But not just any noise - it sounded exactly like my eldest daughter saying "Muuum?" :umm2: I genuinely thought she had left and walked home from school?? Wtf...

Crimson Dynamo
20-01-2020, 09:30 AM
yep its haunted and soon you will kill

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/39/0f/08/390f084d6210e85f82da4085913ed6d8.jpg

user104658
20-01-2020, 09:35 AM
There's a surrealist horror in there somewhere. Someone's rumbling stomach starts to sound like words, telling them what to do...

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Niamh.
20-01-2020, 09:41 AM
There's a surrealist horror in there somewhere. Someone's rumbling stomach starts to sound like words, telling them what to do...

RrRrrreatpizzaRrrrrRrrrrrkillpeoplerrrrr

Tagline :


You've heard about voices in your head but who is going to save you from the voices in your Belly?

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-06-2019/Xiq24t.gif

Beso
20-01-2020, 10:14 AM
Tagline :


You've heard about voices in your head but who is going to save you from the voices in your Belly?

https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-06-2019/Xiq24t.gif



Godivscom?

Beso
20-01-2020, 10:15 AM
Belly looks more like a bum hole.

Niamh.
20-01-2020, 10:18 AM
Belly looks more like a bum hole.

It was an ad for Reebok from 20 years ago :laugh:

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Crimson Dynamo
20-01-2020, 10:20 AM
this is why i have a cappuccino and a slice of white warbutons toasted with butter immediately i wake up as it silences the voices in my stomach


:worry:

user104658
20-01-2020, 10:47 AM
this is why i have a cappuccino and a slice of white warbutons toasted with butter immediately i wake up as it silences the voices in my stomach


:worry:

Immediately? ... ... How? :suspect:

user104658
20-01-2020, 10:48 AM
Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick :bawling:

Crimson Dynamo
20-01-2020, 10:54 AM
Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick :bawling:


Everyone needs a breakfast

no wonder your stomach is growling🚑🚑🚑

user104658
20-01-2020, 10:57 AM
Everyone needs a breakfast

no wonder your stomach is growling🚑🚑🚑

It's probably psychological, I always enjoy breakfast in hotels. Maybe I just don't want to make anything.

Crimson Dynamo
20-01-2020, 11:00 AM
It's probably psychological, I always enjoy breakfast in hotels. Maybe I just don't want to make anything.

pandering to your system eh?

:suspect:

Cherie
20-01-2020, 11:06 AM
You will give yourself an ulcer by skipping breakfast :hmph:

user104658
20-01-2020, 11:28 AM
You will give yourself an ulcer by skipping breakfast :hmph:

I mean I haven't eaten breakfast more than maybe once a week since I was about 13, so surely it would have happened by now :hmph:.

arista
20-01-2020, 12:53 PM
Also I can't eat before about 11am it makes me feel sick :bawling:

Nothing wrong with that.

So long as you have a Balanced Lunch.


That System can work well.

Crimson Dynamo
20-01-2020, 12:55 PM
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