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Beso
04-02-2020, 07:22 PM
Anyone got a pen?

My living room stinks. So some fragrant spray would be nice as well.

Josy
04-02-2020, 10:37 PM
:joker:

I just hate that theyve completely ruined clippers by putting those terrible new wheels in them :fist:

Beso
04-02-2020, 10:41 PM
:joker:

I just hate that theyve completely ruined clippers by putting those terrible new wheels in them :fist:

Ive not bought a clipper in years, I only used it for poking the end of my spliffs.

Then I found that pretentious, as i watched my mate talk absolute bollocks as he kept poking away one night at the end of the spliff he was making. so stopped.:nono:

Dogeatdog
05-02-2020, 04:37 PM
:joker:

I just hate that theyve completely ruined clippers by putting those terrible new wheels in them :fist:

I’ve had so many clippers stolen of me over the years :laugh:. Always preferred Cricket lighters but they’re non refillable :bawling:

AnnieK
05-02-2020, 05:17 PM
We always used clippers for the pokey but too :laugh: We had a rule that if you managed to keep hold of someone's lighter for over 15 minutes it became yours :laugh:

Dogeatdog
05-02-2020, 05:25 PM
We always used clippers for the pokey but too :laugh: We had a rule that if you managed to keep hold of someone's lighter for over 15 minutes it became yours :laugh:

:laugh:

We always used to make sure never to use a green coloured lighter as they were bad luck :laugh:

thesheriff443
05-02-2020, 05:28 PM
Did any of you lot take a fag out and put it back in the packet upside down?

Beso
05-02-2020, 08:21 PM
Did any of you lot take a fag out and put it back in the packet upside down?

No..That's never been something that sticks in my mind.

But saying that! Everytime I do, do it. I mumble to myself.."ah ffs, no again"

AnnieK
05-02-2020, 08:30 PM
Did any of you lot take a fag out and put it back in the packet upside down?

Always....and that one was always smoked last

thesheriff443
05-02-2020, 10:09 PM
Always....and that one was always smoked last

Was that like for good luck?

Josy
05-02-2020, 10:24 PM
Did any of you lot take a fag out and put it back in the packet upside down?I've known people that did but I haven't ever done that

thesheriff443
05-02-2020, 10:31 PM
I've known people that did but I haven't ever done that

As a non smoker I’ve just seen people do it,

Mind you once I was out in town and I wanted to chat to this hot Italian girl she offered me a fag and and I said yes.

So there was me using this fag as a prop while chatting having a puff on it desperate not to in inhale and start coughing

My mate came out side and was like John wot you doing.

Chasing women.

Josy
05-02-2020, 10:31 PM
As a non smoker I’ve just seen people do it,



Mind you once I was out in town and I wanted to chat to this hot Italian girl she offered me a fag and and I said yes.



So there was me using this fag as a prop while chatting having a puff on it desperate not to in inhale and start coughing



My mate came out side and was like John wot you doing.



Chasing women.:joker: