Roses are red

[Kate!]

What are you doing for Valentines day?

Or don't you bother?

Also please post any nice Valentine verses you may know....not smutty ones haha.

Xx

[SherzyK]

I’m going out with my significant other to a fancy restaurant :love:

[Kate!]

I’m going out with my significant other to a fancy restaurant :love:

Ooh. Have a really lovely time Sherzy :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I am cooking the TL dinner (steak) and we shall lay the table etc and have classic FM on

it will be very romantic and then there will be some hows your father

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[Twosugars]

Oop almost forgot about this

Ta for the reminder Kate :love:

[Josy]

We dont celebrate valentine's day

[Daniel-X]

I’m forever single and alone... *SAD! by XXXTentacion plays*

[thesheriff443]

This year, going to London by train having a walk round buy her a gift buy her lunch we are going to the theatre then having dinner in a restaurant see what we fancy then coming home.

We both have busy lives so it’s important to make her feel special when i get the chance.

[smudgie]

Ahhhh, it’s changeover weekend at the smudgie household.
Daughterin-law leaves for America the 13th, so no doubt our son will be gracing us with his company, then our daughter is home on the 15th for a few days half term.
Hubby will be polishing and scrubbing etc:laugh:
No doubt he will find time to sort flowers and a card :joker:

[Cherie]

We dont celebrate valentine's day

.

[Liam-]

Eating biscuits and drinking rum, the superior plan

[Beso]

Waking up, having a shower..then a ****(I know)..get dressed, work (if it's on a work day) come home, relax for 4 hours..bed.

If it's not on a week day..and the weather is fine..which it will be after this storm...up london on the pull. (If sherrif allows me to guilt free)

[Beso]

We dont celebrate valentine's day

That's only for birthdays you say,
But you get my pay, day after day.
What is it you want, me to turn gay?
It's valentines day, suck it I say...

Obviously nobody wants to see that on a card..non wonder you cancelled it.:hehe:

[thesheriff443]

Waking up, having a shower..then a ****(I know)..get dressed, work (if it's on a work day) come home, relax for 4 hours..bed.

If it's not on a week day..and the weather is fine..which it will be after this storm...up london on the pull. (If sherrif allows me to guilt free)

You crack on, I would be your wing man.

Me and my mate once met two women one was single and hot I drove them home with my mate he really
Liked the singe one, so me being me I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number.

I gave it to my mate and he sent her a text saying did she want to go on a date, she never replied.

Two weeks passed and we where out and saw them again in passing the hot one was offish

Well another two weeks had passed and we saw them again in another club my mate had is tongue out over her.

So I went over to talk to her and ask wot was up?

While my mate looked on, she said I should break your leg, I said why?

She said I gave you my number for you and you alone what would I want with Phil.

I just laughed, needless to say I didn’t tell poor Phil the bad news.

[thesheriff443]

In another club another, time I was talking to a married woman Phil was in ear shot and she said if I was gonna have an affair I would have it with you, Phil come over and said I heard that.

[Beso]

You crack on, I would be your wing man.

Me and my mate once met two women one was single and hot I drove them home with my mate he really
Liked the singe one, so me being me I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number.

I gave it to my mate and he sent her a text saying did she want to go on a date, she never replied.

Two weeks passed and we where out and saw them again in passing the hot one was offish

Well another two weeks had passed and we saw them again in another club my mate had is tongue out over her.

So I went over to talk to her and ask wot was up?

While my mate looked on, she said I should break your leg, I said why?

She said I gave you my number for you and you alone what would I want with Phil.

I just laughed, needless to say I didn’t tell poor Phil the bad news.

I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number.


If you had sang it, she would have forgiven you xx:joker:

[thesheriff443]

I asked when will we see you again, she gave me her number.


If you had sang it, she would have forgiven you xx:joker:

Well what started it I got in my car, and I like lots of different types of music, I said I’ll play one of my favourite songs Phil sniggered.

It was islands in the stream which turned out to be Elaine favourite tune the hot one.

[Beso]

Sherif. .if you are in a club talking to a woman..and the music's pumping..and he's in ear shot..sorry mate, but he has hdhd

[thesheriff443]

Three of us out one nite met two women me Phil and one of the women drove up the road to the kebab van

Cam back and the other woman was upset with my mate

I said what’s wrong she said your mate bit my nipple

[Beso]

Ibviously that's not a giant telly on his back..I meant ADHD...

Him in your face when your pulling..or perhaps pulled?

[thesheriff443]

Ibviously that's not a giant telly on his back..I meant ADHD...

Him in your face when your pulling..or perhaps pulled?

I think if it’s like two guys two girls or a bigger group of separate friends out on a nite out.

You just see how it goes who you click with.

[Beso]

Three of us out one nite met two women me Phil and one of the women drove up the road to the kebab van

Cam back and the other woman was upset with my mate

I said what’s wrong she said your mate bit my nipple


Is it redemption evening?


If it is...I once ran away from 3 women who cornered me in the local graveyard when I was 17..cause I had had sex with each one of them that evening. .I just ran away..like a coward. .

:wavey:..stir talk to them all now though.

[Marsh.]

https://i.imgur.com/93zJsho.png?1

[Beso]

https://i.imgur.com/93zJsho.png?1

That looks like morag
.
Woman 2:joker:..as I prefer to call her.

[thesheriff443]

Is it redemption evening?


If it is...I once ran away from 3 women who cornered me in the local graveyard when I was 17..cause I had had sex with each one of them that evening. .I just ran away..like a coward. .

:wavey:..stir talk to them all now though.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Me and another mate was in weatherspoons pre drinks before liquid night club in Windsor

My mate wanted to go with one and me have her mate I was not interested in her mate so we left to go to the club

They came to the club and i saw them and was off like a shoplifter trying to get away from security.

[Kate!]

Lmao at this thread now. Was meant to be romantic :hugesmile:

[thesheriff443]

Me and my best mate sat in a car early hours after a club the American girl in the back said she had an inverted nipple, I said I bet my mate can make it pop out and he did.

[thesheriff443]

Lmao at this thread now. Was meant to be romantic :hugesmile:

Romance lives in my pants.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

https://i.imgur.com/LaAsAwO.jpg

[thesheriff443]

https://i.imgur.com/LaAsAwO.jpg

You used to tell us everything when you was drunk.

[Marsh.]

you used to tell us everything when you was drunk.

she's on pills for godssake!!!

[Josy]

https://i.imgur.com/LaAsAwO.jpg:joker:

[Beso]

I feel like I've woke up and it's tomorrow already at this mess.


Gnight all.x

[michael21]

Licking chocolate of a sexy girl

[michael21]

She such a messy eater

[Jessica.]

We love a good dinner and a movie! Maybe a drink of Bailey's when we get home. I'll probably bake my boyfriend a chocolate cake or make waffles with lots of toppings

[michael21]

We love a good dinner and a movie! Maybe a drink of Bailey's when we get home. I'll probably bake my boyfriend a chocolate cake or make waffles with lots of toppings

You can both do that when your oap go out have some fun

[Marsh.]

You can both do that when your oap go out have some fun

When was the last time you went out? :suspect:

[thesheriff443]

We love a good dinner and a movie! Maybe a drink of Bailey's when we get home. I'll probably bake my boyfriend a chocolate cake or make waffles with lots of toppings

Chocolate cake and waffles, now that’s what I class as heaven.

[Kate!]

We love a good dinner and a movie! Maybe a drink of Bailey's when we get home. I'll probably bake my boyfriend a chocolate cake or make waffles with lots of toppings

Sounds heavenly Jess. How lucky your boyfriend is to have you xx

[Jessica.]

Chocolate cake and waffles, now that’s what I class as heaven.
Thanks, he loves that kind of thing!
Sounds heavenly Jess. How lucky your boyfriend is to have you xx

Aww, I feel lucky to have him too! :love:

[Kazanne]

Hubby and I are away for the night in a hotel, nice meal , spa and a few drinks, will be so nice to just be alone.

My heart is like a cabbage
When its split in two
The leaves I give to others
The heart I give to you, xx lol,

Not very romantic but kinda cute.