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Morgan.
09-02-2020, 05:41 PM
https://i.ibb.co/ScdW7XN/9622140-F-3-F57-40-E1-AD56-EE927-F9-DFFA4.png (https://imgbb.com/)

Week 4 is coming live in just over an hour!

Barry.
09-02-2020, 05:47 PM
Perched.

Wizard.
09-02-2020, 06:12 PM
I don't know what stinks more, the cheese or the douche.

LukeB
09-02-2020, 06:12 PM
I think Barry's the Cheese.

Barry.
09-02-2020, 06:14 PM
I think Barry's the Cheese.

How?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 06:59 PM
Welcome to the TiBB Masked Singer! Last week we saw the 7 masks battle it out, and it resulted, rather shockingly in Kate being unmasked!

As you can tell, I’m much more prettier than usual, that is because this week sadly I (Mitchell, if you’re blind) have had to step in, everything’s fine! Morgan isn’t unwell, he’s just been kidnapped by the mafia, and being the nice person I am, I generously agreed to step in, with only triple my current fee.

But don’t worry, I have his exact script and won’t make any alterations, except for changing Amy’s best guess to Dennis Waterman.

Tonight, the final 7 singers who made it through are taking to the stage once again. Myself and the three inferior judges have ranked the performances from best to worst, and the two with the least votes will face the public poll! (Which hopefully Morgan will host, as I can’t be dealing with having to hold someone’s mask)

We’re kicking off tonight with a sour lemon, no, not Ant, the Bon Bon!

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:01 PM
The Bon Bon
https://i.ibb.co/DGN4D6s/C308-D06-E-A2-F1-4-A4-F-85-A0-4-F6-D73914-C36.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
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I am a female member of the forum
I watch EastEnders
I am a member of The Labour Party

Sherzy: I loved everything about this, but this doesn’t really narrow things down for me. So I’m gonna take a shot in the dark and say Kizzy

Mitchell: I’m not sure of many female members of the forum that are K Pop fans, so if we rule that out, it’s gotta be an EastEnders watching labour member, I know Joeysteele is a Labour Party member, plus it’ll be a nightmare for Morgan to post his avatar so x

Amy: I loved this song choice, very outside the box and fun and you really put your heart into it. I love your wig too, very fashion! I am very interested in your clues too, any could be false really but I'll take a guess that you are Matthew!

Matthew, Kizzy and JoeySteele, I have often suspected they’re all multi’s of each other, but is one of them the Bon Bon? Probably not, but what did the judges score them?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:02 PM
Points from Judges: 13

Next up is something with a strong odour that Wizard wants in his mouth, no, not Morgan’s toes, the cheese!

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:04 PM
The Cheese
https://i.ibb.co/8zkGwKd/1-A3-CA7-AF-4362-4-A21-AF6-C-43-F4-EE6-F1-BD4.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
Wmc8bQoL-J0
I did TiBB Strictly
I have over 10k posts
You can often find me in the SD&N sub forum

Sherzy: This performance stunk of cheese. I can smell the alcohol too so this is definitely Parmnion

Mitchell: 1 and 3 go hand in hand tbf, but I’d expect them to have 10k posts if they’re a SD&N regular, so I’m going to say an over 10k strictly participant, your week one clues didn’t really help much either, so I’m gonna make a stab in the dark and say Niamh

Amy: Urghhh yes! A true banger and you did it justice which is just gorgeous! Your clues are a bit inconspicuous though love! Who hasn't done TiBB Strictly? Anyway I take a guess that you are Twosugars!

A wide variety of guesses there, but what did the judges make of Niamh’s performance?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:04 PM
Points from Judges: 11

Not much by the sounds of things, will the cheese be booted off this week or will they Brie safe? We shall see how they fare later on in the show!

Next up is someone who everyone wants to do naughty things to! No not Barry, the Masc!

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:05 PM
The Masc
https://i.ibb.co/Qd6tFMm/2-BF4-B684-B9-A2-4414-B018-6-BDE9-F13-ED6-D.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
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I’ve hosted a TiBB game
I’ve won a TiBB game
I’ve been banned from a TiBB game

Sherzy: I wanted to ravish you the minute I saw you on that stage. You definitely brought it with this performance and would like to see more. Someone who’s fit? JerseyWINS

Mitchell: Hello Masc! Nice to see you on here, although I must warn you to stop messaging my Grindr, it’s unprofessional, I’m assuming hosting and winning are your clues, as being banned would be very very specific as not many people have been banned from games, minus a few shakey shakeyjake moments, and I don’t think you’re Nicky, so with that I’m going to go for Our WIZARD!

Amy: Stunning song choice! One of my favourite choices all series. You're really coming on leaps and bounds. Your clue made me remember when Jake banned a few people from Strictly so I think you are RileyH!

Jersey? A masc? Oh give me a break, what’s the score?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:06 PM
Points from Judges: 16

Our judges love the masc, who would’ve thought it?! Except for love guru Jale Karatup of course.

Speaking of BB15 contestants, next up is Danielle McMa... sorry easy mistake to make, it’s the douche!

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:09 PM
The Douche
https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5d023be8250000ae13e41f37.jpeg?ops=scalefit_630_nou pscale

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I’ve been part of a winning Eurovision entry
I share my birthday with Margaret Thatcher and Ashanti
I’m typing this from another country

Sherzy: Is this Nicky? :suspect:

Mitchell: Welcome back douche, I’m assuming you wouldn’t give away your birthday when it’s so easily traceable, so assuming you’ve won tibb Eurovision and are well traveled, as well as funny, I’m gonna go for our own Marc, Babayaro!

Amy: Another Destiny's Child song and sadly I have to compare and say you lost this round to The Cheese, suck it up...sorry. anyway so your birthday is October the 13th, yes? I am going to do my research but this week I think you are Matthew!

Who knew that Morgan didn’t get 16 unique contestants, just Kate, Sherzy and 14 Matthews, lazy bastard.

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:10 PM
Points from Judges: 12

12 points for Cherie there.

Next up is the huge myth of TiBB, no, not why Nicky thinks Barry Humphries is Skin from Skunk Anansie, it’s the Centaur!

Matthew.
09-02-2020, 07:11 PM
I am NOT a Libra :)

Matthew.
09-02-2020, 07:12 PM
The Masc
https://i.ibb.co/Qd6tFMm/2-BF4-B684-B9-A2-4414-B018-6-BDE9-F13-ED6-D.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
YNSxNsr4wmA
I’ve hosted a TiBB game
I’ve won a TiBB game
I’ve been banned from a TiBB game

Sherzy: I wanted to ravish you the minute I saw you on that stage. You definitely brought it with this performance and would like to see more. Someone who’s fit? JerseyWINS

Mitchell: Hello Masc! Nice to see you on here, although I must warn you to stop messaging my Grindr, it’s unprofessional, I’m assuming hosting and winning are your clues, as being banned would be very very specific as not many people have been banned from games, minus a few shakey shakeyjake moments, and I don’t think you’re Nicky, so with that I’m going to go for Our WIZARD!

Amy: Stunning song choice! One of my favourite choices all series. You're really coming on leaps and bounds. Your clue made me remember when Jake banned a few people from Strictly so I think you are RileyH!

Jersey? A masc? Oh give me a break, what’s the score?



If he wasn’t already out, I’d guess this was Qua, because he hosted the Game 1.0 and Game 2.0 and I’m pretty sure he’s banned from Strictly TiBB so

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:12 PM
The Centaur
https://i.ibb.co/f9fv7q3/4-D07-D6-BA-0-C57-4-A05-9440-EF907-A65-CF8-D.png (https://imgbb.com/)
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I seem to be involved with/know about many scandals.
To much surprise of others, I am actually straight!
I have previously turned various Big Brother UK housemates into cartoon characters as part of fan-art.

Sherzy: Not a fan of this song but you sang it beautifully, give yourself a pat on the back. I think this is Barry

Mitchell: Scandalous straight queen? Amazing song choice, i can never remember whether Luke is one of us or not, but he’s deffo the type to turn Billi Bhatti into an ice cream eating seagull, so I’m going for Luke! (If I guess him for everyone I’m sure I’ll get him eventually, the potentially straight bastard)

Amy: Not a massive fan of your song choice sorry but cannot fault your voice and I think you for your detailed clues, something to really think about. I think you are parminion!

Our Amy is way too ageist tbh, lets see how they scored

Amy Jade
09-02-2020, 07:12 PM
Screaming at me guessing Matthew for 2 different acts the same week :laugh2:

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:12 PM
If he wasn’t already out, I’d guess this was Qua

Not entirely sure you could count Game 2.0 as hosting a game

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:13 PM
Points from Judges: 11

11 points for the potentially old man, that is probably just Matthew

Next up, with a face saggier than Adams tits, it’s the French bulldog!

Barry.
09-02-2020, 07:13 PM
If he wasn’t already out, I’d guess this was Qua, because he hosted the Game 1.0 and Game 2.0 and I’m pretty sure he’s banned from Strictly TiBB so

Only one is true flop!

Matthew.
09-02-2020, 07:14 PM
Only one is true flop!

No it’s two truths and one lie?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:15 PM
The French Bulldog
https://i.ibb.co/3C9VrNH/E94-DB8-AB-BD56-4-E91-B964-3-F14-F09-A8260.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
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- I have once had another alias on this forum
- I am unapologetically right wing and can often be found arguing my case in SD&N.
I have received a 5 year award on my user profile

Sherzy: This was just horrible. Never show your face here again Oliver!

Mitchell: Another username, right wing, is this DouglasS?!?! Only kidding, we all know him and MM&I are definitely not the same person, I’m going to go with Alf! Who deffo bops along to T-Pain

Amy: An okay performance this week, below your standard if I am honest but I hope you stay, my guess is that you are Livia!

I’m sure that our Livia loves T-Pain

Barry.
09-02-2020, 07:15 PM
No it’s two truths and one lie?

Nope two lies one true.

Strictly Jake
09-02-2020, 07:15 PM
The Cheese
https://i.ibb.co/8zkGwKd/1-A3-CA7-AF-4362-4-A21-AF6-C-43-F4-EE6-F1-BD4.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
Wmc8bQoL-J0
I did TiBB Strictly
I have over 10k posts
You can often find me in the SD&N sub forum

Sherzy: This performance stunk of cheese. I can smell the alcohol too so this is definitely Parmnion

Mitchell: 1 and 3 go hand in hand tbf, but I’d expect them to have 10k posts if they’re a SD&N regular, so I’m going to say an over 10k strictly participant, your week one clues didn’t really help much either, so I’m gonna make a stab in the dark and say Niamh

Amy: Urghhh yes! A true banger and you did it justice which is just gorgeous! Your clues are a bit inconspicuous though love! Who hasn't done TiBB Strictly? Anyway I take a guess that you are Twosugars!

A wide variety of guesses there, but what did the judges make of Niamh’s performance?



Just putting it out there that two sugars hasnt ever done tibb strictly(he needs signing for series 4!!) So its not him

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:16 PM
Points from Judges: 6

A shockingly low score for our right wing dog, maybe we could have a second vote?

We only have one more performance, and it’s from a singing ice cream with a weave, because why not...

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:17 PM
The Wigged Ice Cream
https://i.ibb.co/LrFXZsk/6641665-C-0-CEF-4-D34-BC43-2-A1-D8-D8-CF30-C.jpg (https://imgbb.com/)
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My name has a word in it that is gym related
I am most known for stanning two tv show rather than lots of things
I placed in at least the top 24 of most loved in the last edition

Sherzy: Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same. I think this is FireWire

Mitchell: Slightly weak performance sorry, 24 is a really random number, but none of the top 24 had any gym related username I don’t think, so one of those two is incorrect, I’m gonna guess Brat, as he’s known for stanning the challenge and probably something like Make or break

Amy: Morgan saved the best for last! Absolutely loved this performance it had be dripping like a 99 on a hot day in Rhyl! I can think of a few people who stan two shows on here but one stands out, are you LukeB?

LukeB, Brat, FireWire or maybe even Nadia Sawalha, let’s find out how they’ve scored!

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:17 PM
Points from Judges: 15

The ice cream making our wigs fly and leaving us looking like Lewis Thorp’s Britney era, 15 points, congrats hun

Shall we quickly sum this up before I double my fee?

Morgan.
09-02-2020, 07:19 PM
Right and what do you call this :oh:

Morgan.
09-02-2020, 07:20 PM
I get stuck in traffic and all of a sudden you’ve taken over host duties :hmph:

You didn’t even bother to see if I’d show up and started the show at 6:59 :oh: I could’ve shown up in that ONE minute :nono:

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:20 PM
Thanks to the judges scores tonight, The Masc has done a Phillip Schofield and came out victorious and is safely though to Week 5! And will be heading straight to Morgan’s dressing room for some vulture role play.

Joining The Masc in Week 5 will be The Wigged Ice Cream, The Bon Bon and The Douche who also scored enough votes to stay, isn’t that lucky?

Unfortunately, The Cheese, The Centaur and The French Bulldog got the lowest scores tonight so they will be facing the public vote and one of them will be leaving the competition and will be unmasked in true scooby doo fashion

We will also be having a skating performance from Jayne Torvill and Christopher De... wrong show, sorry.

Morgan will be back soon with the results and my P45, until then, tallyho bitches

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:21 PM
Right and what do you call this :oh:

****ting all over your hosting abilities, I think they call it.

Barry.
09-02-2020, 07:21 PM
I get stuck in traffic and all of a sudden you’ve taken over host duties :hmph:

You didn’t even bother to see if I’d show up and started the show at 6:59 :oh: I could’ve shown up in that ONE minute :nono:

I love a fake fan out!

Morgan.
09-02-2020, 07:22 PM
Nope two lies one true.

Deffo said two truths, one lie

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:22 PM
Nope two lies one true.

It’s two truths one lie I think?

Strictly Jake
09-02-2020, 07:22 PM
Did mitchell not get permission to host? Ommmm

Barry.
09-02-2020, 07:23 PM
Deffo said two truths, one lie

Did you say that at the start of the show?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:23 PM
Did mitchell not get permission to host? Ommmm

Bitch, how would I get all of the performances and scores?

Morgan.
09-02-2020, 07:23 PM
Anyway I’ve booked a comedy class for tomorrow evening seeing as I’ve been upstaged by a Vamps Stan

Matthew.
09-02-2020, 07:23 PM
Deffo said two truths, one lie

It’s two truths one lie I think?

:smug::smug::smug::smug::smug:

Morgan.
09-02-2020, 07:24 PM
Bitch, how would I get all of the performances and scores?

I think you’ve made it all up :hee:

Strictly Jake
09-02-2020, 07:24 PM
Bitch, how would I get all of the performances and scores?

You made them up? Riggage?!

Morgan.
09-02-2020, 07:24 PM
:smug::smug::smug::smug::smug:

The fact I even formatted it TWO truths and ONE lie and people still didn’t get the memo - tut tut tut

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:24 PM
Anyway I’ve booked a comedy class for tomorrow evening seeing as I’ve been upstaged by a Vamps Stan

My jokes more laughable than the vamps album sales?

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:25 PM
You made them up? Riggage?!

Not Game 3.0 by Moniqua

Barry.
09-02-2020, 07:26 PM
:smug::smug::smug::smug::smug:

https://66.media.tumblr.com/79eb1a095c1f27c754f7e7efdc2a9ac5/tumblr_onse7fisGH1rdutw3o1_400.gifv

Matthew.
09-02-2020, 07:29 PM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/79eb1a095c1f27c754f7e7efdc2a9ac5/tumblr_onse7fisGH1rdutw3o1_400.gifv

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/fb/56/5efb56347c624401df3ceadc933cbcba.gif

Mitchell
09-02-2020, 07:30 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/fb/56/5efb56347c624401df3ceadc933cbcba.gif

Not Matthew again?

Amy Jade
09-02-2020, 07:31 PM
I love drama https://media3.giphy.com/media/hXOwAkDAAFTr791EWu/200w.webp

Barry.
09-02-2020, 07:34 PM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5e/fb/56/5efb56347c624401df3ceadc933cbcba.gif

https://i.imgur.com/vTimL2N.gif

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 06:36 PM
Not long to go!

Marsh.
10-02-2020, 06:39 PM
The Cheese is Cal.

I remember Daniel_X saying his bedding smelt of it when he went to his house.

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 06:59 PM
Now Mitchell has pissed off back where he belongs (behind the judges desk), we shall begin.

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:01 PM
Last night - The Cheese, The Centaur and The French Bulldog were left in danger and one of those is about to be unmasked!

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:03 PM
The mask that the public have decided to save is ...

...

...

...

The Centaur!

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:04 PM
That leaves just The Cheese and The French Bulldog. The latter was extremely disliked by the judges, but do the public have the same idea? The singer that is going to be unmasked tonight is ...

...

...

...

The Cheese!

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:05 PM
Before we reveal their identity, let’s see who the judges thought could be behind the mask!

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:07 PM
The judges thought The Cheese could be Parmnion, Niamh or Twosugars, but we’re they right?

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Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:07 PM
Take it off!

Take it off!

Take it off!

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:09 PM
I can reveal that the man behind the mask is ...

...

...

...

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar101321_30.gif

MATTHEW!

Matthew.
10-02-2020, 07:09 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/jxddhB7u1b4LRJGJxS/giphy.gif

Barry.
10-02-2020, 07:09 PM
Not Matthew!

Matthew.
10-02-2020, 07:10 PM
Honestly the amount of times I get slated here for just talking about food I thought I’d make use of it :omgno:

Morgan.
10-02-2020, 07:10 PM
Thanks so much for playing Matthew, you’ve been a star and achieved the goal of going undetected so props to you!

Next week is the final week of group splits. The 12 remaining masks will be performing songs by their Favourite Artist, and the 10 who you keep in the competition shall merge into one for Week 7!

Mitchell
10-02-2020, 07:16 PM
Poor Matthew :(

Wizard.
10-02-2020, 08:35 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/jxddhB7u1b4LRJGJxS/giphy.gif

Is that coleen?