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thesheriff443
11-02-2020, 10:59 AM
My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed

A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?

Beso
11-02-2020, 11:00 AM
My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed

A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?




Lucky bugger...

Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2020, 11:11 AM
Essentially what a dreampt about every day on my paperround

thesheriff443
11-02-2020, 11:16 AM
Lucky bugger...

It gets better late last year he was picking up a boiler in the rain a woman came up and said did he need a lift with the boiler.

She then asked for a lift home just down the road he got to her house she was trying to kiss him saying you are good looking do you want come in.

Dogeatdog
11-02-2020, 11:33 AM
Could imagine this is what it’s like for your brother every time he enters someone’s house to fix something...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/8be9e34b19ab19a7951e3b1017459b90/tenor.gif?itemid=15070874

https://media1.giphy.com/media/qTyqhsocbIUyk/source.gif

Babayaro.
11-02-2020, 11:34 AM
My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed

A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?

Depends. Is she hot or not?

Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2020, 11:43 AM
Depends. Is she hot or not?

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48470887431_6e39eb4996_b.jpg

Beso
11-02-2020, 11:45 AM
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48470887431_6e39eb4996_b.jpg

That would be my luck.:fist:

thesheriff443
11-02-2020, 11:46 AM
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48470887431_6e39eb4996_b.jpg

Looking good lt.

Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2020, 11:46 AM
That would be my luck.:fist:

every hole's a goal Parmy

you know the old Kelso saying

thesheriff443
11-02-2020, 11:49 AM
every hole's a goal Parmy

you know the old Kelso saying

Discos have the lights turned down for a reason and have wondered why women of a certain age have tops with all the sequins on.

It’s blur your vision.

Beso
11-02-2020, 11:52 AM
every hole's a goal Parmy

you know the old Kelso saying

"It"ll be that young tearaway robson"

:shrug:

thesheriff443
11-02-2020, 11:52 AM
Depends. Is she hot or not?

Well she is confident enough to be in her underwear around a stranger.

Cherie
11-02-2020, 12:00 PM
Essentially what a dreampt about every day on my paperround

:joker:

Cherie
11-02-2020, 12:00 PM
I think she will catch a cold, that winds a bit nippy

hijaxers
11-02-2020, 05:30 PM
My brother is working in a woman’s garden fixing fence panels due to storm damage.

He arrived was greeted by the home owner at front door fully dressed

A while later he needed access to electricity so tapped on back door she comes to the back door in her bra and knickers.

What do you lot think of that?

Bloody exhibitionists are everywehere !

Calderyon
11-02-2020, 05:54 PM
Sounds like pretty typical porn scenario.

Mystic Mock
11-02-2020, 05:58 PM
Sounds like pretty typical porn scenario.

Agreed.:laugh:

Marsh.
11-02-2020, 05:58 PM
that winds a bit nippy

So is she apparently.

Kazanne
11-02-2020, 06:02 PM
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/48470887431_6e39eb4996_b.jpg

:joker::joker::joker:

Kazanne
11-02-2020, 06:35 PM
Essentially what a dreampt about every day on my paperround

Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.:wavey:

Alf
11-02-2020, 06:49 PM
Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.:wavey:They are both correct. Dreamed is the more common. The British use the word dreamt more than others, but still use dreamed more commonly.

Niamh.
11-02-2020, 07:07 PM
Oh LT completely off topic that word dreamt, lol, I have been having a debate for ages about that word , some people have pulled me up and said its 'dreamed' but I have always said dreamt which one is correct ? You are the first person I have seen use it the same as I do.:wavey:I would say dreamt as well

Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2020, 07:10 PM
dreamed sounds like the present tense

dreamt sounds like the past

Mystic Mock
11-02-2020, 09:34 PM
dreamed sounds like the present tense

dreamt sounds like the past

I was thinking the same.