What are you doing about VALENTINES DAY?

[Crimson Dynamo]

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What super romantic plans have you made :love:

I am cooking the TL a special meal at the table and she has flowers sent to her work etc. What about you??

[smudgie]

Aahhh, firstly I will apologise to hubby for not getting him a card.:blush:
It’s a weird one this year as I have told him not to get me any flowers, I have nowhere to put them at the minute.:hehe:
We won’t be having a special meal as we had a lovely big Chinese buffet with son and daughter-in-law last night.
We won’t be having a trip out to Whitby via the coastal/countryside route as son and wife are coming round later on, she was meant to be going back to California today but changed her flight plans last night so they can be together for Valentine’s Day.
So all in all, our plans have been scuppered but I couldn’t be happier, so much lovely family time this week, cherry on the top of the cake is our daughter arriving home tomorrow for a few days.:love:



Ooooooops, hubby has just come in, I wished him a happy Valentine’s Day and he informed me it’s only the 13th today.
So, it’s all a load of utter confused claptrap...I really need to take my meds.

[Alf]

Pot Noodle and a wank

[Mystic Mock]

Pot Noodle and a wank

I love the Pot Noodle idea.:dance:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I love the Pot Noodle idea.:dance:

you 2 should get together and see who gets it in the pot first

(obviously share the noodles initially)

[Cal.]

It’s me birthday love so I’m hitting the town!

[Jigs]

It’s me birthday love so I’m hitting the town!

We stan a fellow Aquarius!

[Alf]

It’s me birthday love so I’m hitting the town!What's the town done to you to deserve that?

[Mystic Mock]

you 2 should get together and see who gets it in the pot first

(obviously share the noodles initially)

Get what in the pot?:nono::joker:

[Niamh.]

Bed early Friday night because we're up early Saturday and away for the night, Luke is coming with us though so not exactly a romantic get away :laugh:

[Alf]

Get what in the pot?:nono::joker:He's being filthy Mock, take no notice.

[Cherie]

We have a flight at 7am Saturday so :fc: we get away

We don’t bother with Valentines anyhoo

[Mystic Mock]

He's being filthy Mock, take no notice.

We can clearly tell what's on his browser history.:laugh:

It has been brilliant to cum on the thread and see so many having a laugh.:evilgrin:

It's the best joke I could come up with.:shame:

I suppose that I can't get myself all in a jizz about it.

[Nicky91]

nothing really, also looks like i'm to be a forever single D:

[Alf]

We stan a fellow Aquarius!Bring on the Pisces, that's what I say.

[Alf]

nothing really, also looks like i'm to be a forever single D:Blame feminism my friend, blame feminism.

[Beso]

Isn't it blow job day?

[Mystic Mock]

Isn't it blow job day?

Who's getting fired?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Is no one making heart shaped toast?

[caprimint]

My bf is away right now so nothing, might have some drinks with friends or something

[Crimson Dynamo]

My bf is away right now so nothing, might have some drinks with friends or something

DO they not allow visits at his prison?

[caprimint]

DO they not allow visits at his prison?
Ahhhh :skull:

[Babayaro.]

Marsh is giving me a tit wank

[Jessica.]

My boyfriend and I had a lunch and shopping date today, we'll get dinner and a movie tonight. I'm going to bake him something too. We're celebrating early because he's working until midnight tomorrow.

[GoldHeart]

Is Valentine's Day still around? :rolleyes: :joker: only joking .

[Josy]

We dont celebrate valentines day plus we are both working anyway

[michael21]

Bed early Friday night because we're up early Saturday and away for the night, Luke is coming with us though so not exactly a romantic get away :laugh:

Poor gav :smug::laugh:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Nowt

[Black Dagger]

I was with Anthony for 18 and 19 Valentine's but now I'm single I'm going to Milton Keynes to see my friend to keep my mind off everything.

[Matthew.]

Marsh is giving me a tit wank

:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Marsh is giving me a tit wank

:drool:

[Crimson Dynamo]

my card :oh:

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[Mystic Mock]

nothing really, also looks like i'm to be a forever single D:

Join the club buddy.:dance:

It's not so bad.

[Denver]

I never understood why a big deal is made out of being with someone, if you have to show you love someone one day a year do you really love them?

[Cherie]

my card :oh:

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Love that

[Cherie]

I never understood why a big deal is made out of being with someone, if you have to show you love someone one day a year do you really love them?

It’s commercial, just like Mothers day

[Crimson Dynamo]

I never understood why a big deal is made out of being with someone, if you have to show you love someone one day a year do you really love them?

its not about not showing any love for 364 days and only showing on one you numpty:laugh:

Its an opportunity to go the extra mile and reset and show the person that you love them, you can do this at anytime but this is a set day where you can give a card, a gift and do something extra romantic.

I am sure families get together more than just at Christmas or people buy loved ones gifts more than on their birthday etc etc

[Crimson Dynamo]

Morrisons selling heart shaped steaks :amazed:

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[michael21]

I never understood why a big deal is made out of being with someone, if you have to show you love someone one day a year do you really love them?

It the one day of the year married people get to have sex

[Crimson Dynamo]

It the one day of the year married people get to have sex

there is no way married people have that much sex

[Nicky91]

our local radio usually at lunch time does a facebook vote between 3 songs

today was Valentine's Day theme

and the winner was, no surprise really

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Queen - Somebody to Love

[caprimint]

its not about not showing any love for 364 days and only showing on one you numpty:laugh:

Its an opportunity to go the extra mile and reset and show the person that you love them, you can do this at anytime but this is a set day where you can give a card, a gift and do something extra romantic.

I am sure families get together more than just at Christmas or people buy loved ones gifts more than on their birthday etc etc
:clap1:

Funnily enough it's only ever bitter singles who say this :think:

[Cherie]

It’s commercial, just like Mothers day

Morrisons selling heart shaped steaks :amazed:

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:hehe:

[Calderyon]

Nothing.