Happy early birthday to me..

[Parmy]

Type:
Details:
44** **** **** 0532
Date: 23 Feb 2020
Amount (£): 1,500.00

[Alf]

Lend us a tenner, I'm skint.

[Parmy]

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. "Morning." I said. "No" he replied, "just having a sh*t."

[Christmas Dynasnow]

As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer