News..Do not stick frozen potato wedges up your bottom.

[Parmy]

https://ozzyman.com/doctors-are-warning-people-to-stop-sticking-frozen-spuds-up-their-aholes/

[Matthew.]

So what are you going to do tonight then now your plans are cancelled?

[Parmy]

So what are you going to do tonight then now your plans are cancelled?

Have cheese on toast, in comfort.

[Marsh.]

The hot cheese will give you ring sting.

[Parmy]

Hot cheese?

I have cheese.....on toast.

Are you mad?

[Babayaro.]

So cooked ones are all good, yeah?

[Parmy]

So cooked ones are all good, yeah?

Depends!

Do you have ocd about cleanliness?

[Wizard.]

I did watch a porn where a guy shoved ice cubes up his arsehole and it looked nice and cooling for the itch

[Marsh.]

Hot cheese?

I have cheese.....on toast.

Are you mad?

You don't melt it?

How bland.

[Alf]

Surely a Mini milk is the perfect instrument for piles?

[Parmy]

You don't melt it?

How bland.

Saving the planet mate....it's not all about ones self you know...melted cheese is an unnecessary luxury.:nono:

[Parmy]

I did watch a porn where a guy shoved ice cubes up his arsehole and it looked nice and cooling for the itch

Do you get an itch with to much anal sex?

[Mitchell]

What about croquettes

[Alf]

What about croquettesIf you wanna spend the night picking breadcrumbs out of your arse, that why not?

Be careful though, some of those croquettes have some girth on them.

[Marsh.]

Saving the planet mate....it's not all about ones self you know...melted cheese is an unnecessary luxury.:nono:

Planet schmanet.

[Parmy]

Planet schmanet.

Melted schmelted....

I wanna know about this itch!

[Parmy]

Like is Wizard just making this up?


Does anal sex cause an itch?

Or is Wizard just randomy pleasuring ones self in public with his fingers claiming he has the itch?

[Kate!]

My eyes....what is this I have stumbled into.

Makes sharp exit.

[Crimson Dynamo]

King Edward to meet Richard the Third in the lobby?

[Parmy]

King Edward to meet Richard the Third in the lobby?

Brilliant:joker::joker:

[Glenn.]

Hot cheese?

I have cheese.....on toast.

Are you mad?

So, you just grate cold cheese on toast?

[Parmy]

So, you just grate cold cheese on toast?



No

[bots]

Brings new meany to "a wedgie"

[Smithy]

An important serious news story if ever there was one