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michael21
27-02-2020, 11:10 PM
I got a new state of the art safe installed in my big house


I just put my bank card in it

I put to much money in it earlier :cheer2:

Only my hand print can open it as well as a code

Wizard.
27-02-2020, 11:53 PM
We'll have to chop your hand off then

Cherie
28-02-2020, 09:16 AM
We'll have to chop your hand off then

I was about to say this :oh:

MB.
28-02-2020, 09:25 AM
Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"

Crimson Dynamo
28-02-2020, 09:41 AM
*changes Tibb password :oh:

The Slim Reaper
28-02-2020, 10:33 AM
M21 getting a £50 note out, so he can light his cigar with it.


https://www.esquireme.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_img/public/images/2018/07/29/tom-cruise-mission-impossible.jpg?itok=813F5-FH

Dogeatdog
28-02-2020, 02:18 PM
If you end up being raided by the police, just have the safe open already. There’s no point ruining a good safe.

thesheriff443
28-02-2020, 02:42 PM
In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.

Crimson Dynamo
28-02-2020, 02:44 PM
In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.

i had a dildo once

but it got snatched

:(

thesheriff443
28-02-2020, 02:47 PM
i had a dildo once

but it got snatched

:(

What a cxxt

michael21
29-02-2020, 11:19 AM
Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"

Lucky gess :fist:

Livia
03-03-2020, 12:12 PM
You can keep your "Jobseekers" signing card it in!