I just poured a persons life all over me hands!

[Crimson Dynamo]

So i was raking through a box i got a while back at auction ( i think I bought it as it has some good bibles amongst other things in it) and there was a stone ware pot so naturally i tipped it upside down hoping for good maker and it was full of ashes (bone fragments like coarse sand) and it went all over my hands :umm2: and now there will be fine prticles in the air in my office.

Anyroad i mostly deal in dead peoples stuff but i think that is the first time the actual person was present at the time


https://www.everplans.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_header_image/public/are-these-ashes-really-mom.jpg?itok=neGgPNP6

[Cherie]

OMG, scatter them somewhere peaceful :sad:

[Crimson Dynamo]

OMG, scatter them somewhere peaceful :sad:

i will, in the bin

[The Slim Reaper]

That's cat litter.

[Marsh.]

Not LT claiming he "found" the TL like that whilst clearing out the woodburner. :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Not LT claiming he "found" the TL like that whilst clearing out the woodburner. :worry:

i told her and she freaked and thought i meant her mum (even tho her Mum is still in her car boot :rolleyes:)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Now i am coughing due to bone dust

[Beso]

You have very manly hands lt.

[Crimson Dynamo]

OMG, scatter them somewhere peaceful :sad:

i actually am about 100 yards from a garden of rest as it goes

[Marsh.]

You have very manly hands lt.

Covered in fake tan. :worry:

[Alf]

But the question is. Did you pour it all over your hands whilst singing "Happy birthday?"

[Crimson Dynamo]

But the question is. Did you pour it all over your hands whilst singing "Happy birthday?"

:joker:

[arista]

That's cat litter.


Yes could well be.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yes could well be.

do people store cat litter in funeral urns?

and could the cat be so accurate?

[arista]

Also that Photo is NOT
LT

It came from this Site
https://www.everplans.com/

[Crimson Dynamo]

so there goes the cat litter theory

[Beso]

Covered in fake tan. :worry:

Maybe he has a fancy dress party later.:hehe:

[user104658]

Also that Photo is NOT
LT

It came from this Site
https://www.everplans.com/

Not arista outing LT for fake news whilst attempting to dox him by finding out where his images are hosted :worry:

[Babayaro.]

get that shagged

[smudgie]

Now i am coughing due to bone dust

Oh god, you have found the first victim to succumb to the virus.
Now get into self isolation immediately:joker:

[The Slim Reaper]

Patient zero for the bone-a-virus.

[Marsh.]

LT to become possessed by an old Victorian lady?

[Zizu]

OMG, scatter them somewhere peaceful :sad:



Scarborough harbour would be nice ..


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[Smithy]

If they’re dead how can you pour their life on your hands :think:

[Cherie]

But the question is. Did you pour it all over your hands whilst singing "Happy birthday?"

:hehe:

[Glenn.]

Covered in fake tan. :worry:

LT is actually Trump?

[Beso]

LT to become possessed by an old Victorian lady?

Leave smithy out of this.:nono:

[Livia]

Did you know your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight?

[Cherie]

Did you know your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight?

Really, never knew that, that vase must have been pretty hefty then

say a prayer when you scatter LT, I know you want too :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

There is nothing there only only a pile of ash and bone, might aswell be chicken bones.

We hold on to the idea that it’s a person when it’s just a by product of death.

[thesheriff443]

A few months back I was asked to dig a hole for a tree and the persons ashes was put in a box in the hole with lots of photos.

Two women crying their hearts out while I was doing it.

[The Slim Reaper]

Really, never knew that, that vase must have been pretty hefty then

say a prayer when you scatter LT, I know you want too :laugh:

You didn't know it because it's not true.

[Crimson Dynamo]

we will all be nothing more than a few ashes soon....


Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste,
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school, where children strove
At recess, in the ring;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

Or rather, he passed us;
The dews grew quivering and chill,
For only gossamer my gown,
My tippet only tulle.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then 'tis centuries, and yet each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses' heads
Were toward eternity.


(emily dickenson)

[Crimson Dynamo]

Good luck with that.

i researched it and its pretty much true give or take a pound and height plays big as a feature. You may be bang on, you may be a pound out but in general its a truism more or less.

An interesting factoid!

[Livia]

i researched it and its pretty much true give or take a pound and height plays big as a feature. You may be bang on, you may be a pound out but in general its a truism more or less.

An interesting factoid!

Yeah, I thought so too.

[Cherie]

i researched it and its pretty much true give or take a pound and height plays big as a feature. You may be bang on, you may be a pound out but in general its a truism more or less.

An interesting factoid!

Weigh your mother in law, its time she came out of the boot

[Crimson Dynamo]

Weigh your mother in law, its time she came out of the boot

i will mention this to the TL tonight but not sure if she will know her mums birth weight

[The Slim Reaper]

i will mention this to the TL tonight but not sure if she will know her mums birth weight

Ask the funeral director, they know everyone's birth weights apparently :smug:

[AnnieK]

** Bet I'm, not the only person who has spent the last 10 mins googling if your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight**
:laugh:

[The Slim Reaper]

** Bet I'm, not the only person who has spent the last 10 mins googling if your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight**
:laugh:

Should have just read my post and saved yourself 10 minutes.

[Cherie]

i will mention this to the TL tonight but not sure if she will know her mums birth weight

it will be between 7 and 9 lbs in old money, there are very few babies born bigger

[AnnieK]

it will be between 7 and 9 lbs in old money, there are very few babies born bigger

I guess then the weight of your ashes correlating to your birth weight will depend if you were full term. If a baby is born very prem weighing 1lb or whatever, I can't see your ashes only weighing that if you died at adulthood.

Not really something I want to be thinking about but interesting.

[Livia]

it will be between 7 and 9 lbs in old money, there are very few babies born bigger

My niece was 11lb 3oz... and born naturally. And frankly I can't think of anyone I'd rather see go through that than my sister in law.

[Beso]

Did you know your ashes weigh the same as your birth weight?

Yes I did.

And if you bend your leg backwards and look at your thigh and calf together at the knee joint it looks exactly the same as the persons bum crack.

[Livia]

Yes I did.

And if you bend your leg backwards and look at your thigh and calf together at the knee joint it looks exactly the same as the persons bum crack.

I am not going to do this. I was tempted....

[Beso]

My niece was 11lb 3oz... and born naturally. And frankly I can't think of anyone I'd rather see go through that than my sister in law.

It's probably your nieces head that has caused her to be the person you don't like..:joker:

Liv that post made my day..:wavey:

[GoldHeart]

I am not going to do this. I was tempted....

You'll probably injure yourself trying, why would anyone be tempted to bend their leg backwards??

[Livia]

It's probably your nieces head that has caused her to be the person you don't like..:joker:

Liv that post made my day..:wavey:

Apparently when the second one arrived she walked out, and had room to twirl a cane.

My thanks to Stewie Griffin for that line.

[Beso]

You'll probably injure yourself trying, why would anyone be tempted to bend their leg backwards??

It's not hard..Im doing it now and typing at the same time

[Beso]

Apparently when the second one arrived she walked out, and had room to twirl a cane.

My thanks to Stewie Griffin for that line.

I hope she don't catch this virus going round....we don't want another niece popping out unexpectedly during a sneezing fit.:nono:

[Cherie]

My niece was 11lb 3oz... and born naturally. And frankly I can't think of anyone I'd rather see go through that than my sister in law.

aw yeah I was thinking more of when the mother in law would have been born back in the day, now anything goes weight wise :laugh:

[Cal.]

Omg don’t throw somebody in the bin that’s horrible

[Glenn.]

Omg don’t throw somebody in the bin that’s horrible

Is this a quote from Big Brother?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg don’t throw somebody in the bin that’s horrible

its only their bones, the person died and ceased to exist ages ago

[Oliver_W]

Are you tempted to eat a piece of it?

[AnnieK]

Make a diamond from the ashes.

[GoldHeart]

Are you tempted to eat a piece of it?

Grotesque :yuk: :umm2:, there was a woman that actually ate her husband's ashes .

[Morgan.]

Are you tempted to eat a piece of it?

Who would even think about doing that :omgno:

[Amy Jade]

Aww scatter them somewhere pretty, that was somebodys loved one

[Livia]

All those bodies that have been dug up over the years and displayed in museums. No one cares about them... what's the difference? Once you're dead, leaving your body is like getting out of a knackered car, I reckon. Your spirit's long gone.

[Kazanne]

Yes I did.

And if you bend your leg backwards and look at your thigh and calf together at the knee joint it looks exactly the same as the persons bum crack.

:joker::joker::joker:

[thesheriff443]

After a hundred years a grave yard can be dug up and the bones disposes of .