Tip toe, tippy toe or tippity toe?

[Parmy]

What do I need to do to sneek into my old mum's home made lentil soup at this time of night without wakening her?

[LaLaLand]

Of all the soups in creation you want lentil? Mate...

[Parmy]

Of all the soups in creation you want lentil? Mate...

That's whats in the pan...or was..


However, I kind of thundered down the stairs tbh:shocked:

[Parmy]

And I'm stuffed now..hoping I can sleep before I need a lentil soup poop.

[caprimint]

Tip toeeeee

Of all the soups in creation you want lentil? Mate...
Definitely one of the best types :clap2:

[Cherie]

Of all the soups in creation you want lentil? Mate...

:joker:

[Cherie]

Tippy toe

[Crimson Dynamo]

tip toes and Lentil SOup is amazing

[Niamh.]

I use both tip toe and tippy toes

[user104658]

Tip toe, I am not 5.

Also I love lentil soup. My gran made the best lentil soup too... she died when I was 8 and I still remember it being the best :think:. Recipe lost forever, along with chocolate pudding :fist:

[Parmy]

Not so good coming out the other end though...

[user104658]

Not so good coming out the other end though...

Are you sure you don't have an allergy? Because I can't say this has ever been an issue (nor can I see why it would be, lentils are just a type of pulse...)

[Parmy]

Are you sure you don't have an allergy? Because I can't say this has ever been an issue (nor can I see why it would be, lentils are just a type of pulse...)

It was the 8 pints of lager I was shoving it on top of at about 2am last night that done the damage I think..

All good now though, off out for some more seeing as I'm on holiday for a week.

[user104658]

It was the 8 pints of lager I was shoving it on top of at about 2am last night that done the damage I think..

All good now though, off out for some more seeing as I'm on holiday for a week.

Being on holibobs doesn't mean you need to drink every night parmy :nono:. Snuggle down with a cup of coco and a nice romcom.

[Parmy]

Being on holibobs doesn't mean you need to drink every night parmy :nono:. Snuggle down with a cup of coco and a nice romcom.


If I was sunning myself in Spain I would be, so I may as well do it in scotland.:shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Being on holibobs doesn't mean you need to drink every night parmy :nono:. Snuggle down with a cup of coco and a nice romcom.

yes it does :conf:

[Crimson Dynamo]

which reminds me, time to get in a few more wine boxes

:worry:

[user104658]

yes it does :conf:

Obviously you're going to drink every night when you're on holiday LT. You drink every night anyway :shrug:.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Obviously you're going to drink every night when you're on holiday LT. You drink every night anyway :shrug:.

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[caprimint]

Not so good coming out the other end though...
:laugh2:

[caprimint]

Being on holibobs doesn't mean you need to drink every night parmy :nono:. Snuggle down with a cup of coco and a nice romcom.
You can drink every night even if you're not on holiday :fan:

[Parmy]

:laugh2:

My sphincter took it upon itself to imitate an old school football rattle this morning.:bawling:


I'm just thankfully my mum's lentil soup don't contain some hidden chillies..like the modern day hipsters.

[user104658]

I'm just thankfully my mum's lentil soup don't contain some hidden chillies..like the modern day hipsters.

One of the worst experiences I've ever had was after eating a "spicy chicken and green chilli" pizza from a nearby take-away. The pizza itself was delicious but the next morning, I genuinely thought I wasn't going to make it. Never felt anything like it :worry:.

[caprimint]

My sphincter took it upon itself to imitate an old school football rattle this morning.:bawling:


I'm just thankfully my mum's lentil soup don't contain some hidden chillies..like the modern day hipsters.
Omg I LOVE chillies and that would've been tasty af but if the lentils didn't go down well I can't imagine what the chillies would've done :worry:

[Kizzy]

Right let me get this straight like some pissed up goldilocks you crept into an old ladies house and ate her dinner?! :nono:

It'd serve you right if you'd **** yourself!

[Parmy]

Right let me get this straight like some pissed up goldilocks you crept into an old ladies house and ate her dinner?! :nono:

It'd serve you right if you'd **** yourself!



That old lady went and done 18 holes of golf this morning in the wind n rain..

[Kizzy]

That old lady went and done 18 holes of golf this morning in the wind n rain..

Bet shes right looking forward to that soup she'd made then...I'd hide her clubs if I were you.

[Parmy]

Bet shes right looking forward to that soup she'd made then...I'd hide her clubs if I were you.

I think this juice cleanse is effecting your mind kizzy:joker:

[Josy]

Of all the soups in creation you want lentil? Mate...Home made lentil soup (not tinned ****e) is one of the best things ever

[Parmy]

Home made lentil soup (not tinned ****e) is one of the best things ever

Steady..:joker:

[Kizzy]

Home made lentil soup (not tinned ****e) is one of the best things ever

Never Diss lentil soup to a Scot ;)

[Kizzy]

I think this juice cleanse is effecting your mind kizzy:joker:

Maybe lol what did she say was she mad you'd eaten it though?

[Crimson Dynamo]

my granny always made Lentil soup and it was my fave Heinz variety as a kid

[Parmy]

Maybe lol what did she say was she mad you'd eaten it though?

Don't be bloody daft...she cooked it especially for me.


And didn't hear my noise until this morning..which I can only imagine gave her a heartwarming glow inside.

[user104658]

my granny always made Lentil soup and it was my fave Heinz variety as a kidHeinz lentil soup is gross

[Crimson Dynamo]

Heinz lentil soup is gross

It is now but in the 70s and 80s it was brilliant

[user104658]

It is now but in the 70s and 80s it was brilliantAhh yes, back when it had ACTUAL cocaine in it.