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user104658
04-04-2020, 06:16 PM
:umm2:

Microwave stopped working half way through cooking a baked tater for my daughter. I assumed a fuse had blown so I went to change it, but it spontaneously started working again for a minute then stopped again...

When I touched the top of it it was BURNING hot :bawling: so now I've been microwaved and I'm going to get some sort of hand tumor.

Smithy
04-04-2020, 06:23 PM
Can’t believe you’ll die before your ML victory :(

Tom4784
04-04-2020, 06:25 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/58FXRh5rdwWYK34mbp/giphy.gif

arista
04-04-2020, 06:28 PM
Is it a Multi Socket?

hijaxers
04-04-2020, 06:31 PM
Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you totally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !

hijaxers
04-04-2020, 06:31 PM
Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you toatally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !

Jessica.
04-04-2020, 07:14 PM
Microwaves were discovered when a guy walked past a machine and chocolate melted in his pocket or something, before that people were being microwaved all the time

Crimson Dynamo
04-04-2020, 08:53 PM
Is it your wanking hand?

:worry:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
04-04-2020, 08:57 PM
Hot

Cherie
04-04-2020, 10:17 PM
Jeez we had an incident with a micowave Grim decide to put something you totally shouldn't in ours years ago ~ it was an almighty bang and the house totally filled with smoke we were all choking on ~ sugar basedrocket fuel and microwaves are a no no !

Grim living up to his name

Tony Montana
04-04-2020, 10:34 PM
Poor TS.

MB.
04-04-2020, 10:40 PM
As far as superhero origin stories go I've heard worse

GoldHeart
05-04-2020, 11:52 AM
I don't understand how you managed that , guess you'll have to be more careful in future

user104658
05-04-2020, 01:42 PM
As far as superhero origin stories go I've heard worseI tried reheating my coffee by pointing at it intensely but so far no luck.

Denver
05-04-2020, 01:43 PM
Is this the new Tik Tok challenge?

user104658
05-04-2020, 08:47 PM
Just to reassure anyone who might be worrying about my ability to reheat leftovers; Tesco DID allow me to buy a new microwave today. I was worried it would be classed as non-essential but of course they understood that I didn't want to make my porridge in a pan on the cooker like some sort of pauper.

Beso
05-04-2020, 08:51 PM
You touched a microwave with your hands..

eww.