Samm
05-04-2020, 03:34 PM
inspired my saph's rank of madonna tracks, I had a lil re-listen to britney's discography this morn and had a thought to rate all her songs (excluding some b-sides because who cba)
have a lil read girls
https://i.imgur.com/Qgy081m.gif
#140- #100 (trash)
o6c4VDr1yC4
arguably the worst thing she's ever done, the way this might of worked if they did a lil country song, jamie's market, but no this kidz bop auto tuned mess is what they delivered
bzmRNrbCl9E
MEMzb3M2aOU
https://i.imgur.com/lwv5FBp.gif
Qu-j1T3fza4
UgYkPXtQyqU
KBn9DfhijaA
the worst on her debut by a long mile, dated production even in 1999 :skull:
uV2uebhnqOw
hnZe4Z0grq4
qCADX5vBleA
oeOyoRfm8BI
this will i am collab foreshadowing some terrible music that's about to come in her next album
_rxgp7TJhUE
w3MRrIbqe-4
PctD-8y0FRg
the way this song was bad enough and britney had the nerve to put it on two albums
9jfdNe7wE1A
dsFmROsKJdc
uzDHH2QzAGY
DNy8M-gF880
uYcDNDfzOsc
oY4zmP5wmFI
IR8cPHfLuus
not really strong at all on it's own, but it's a perfect closing song for oops, which bases it's transitions of a teenager's romances
pGHgXiM4jV0
1Te3AHVfpUM
8HhPZW0KYUU
FryQsU9lYJA
zIMtAFnAB7I
2fEnuda2Z5c
7VwGx5HfUeU
U2L9otQDK-A
wGjhVLj-ytw
2IQgJx05JxE
would of been better without justin's background vocals :blush:
DzVCE0WWBx0
0aEnnH6t8Ts
0ykjrBF5rg8
qzU9OrZlKb8
Rh5XoRmcky8
eTo09S0cXtA
_nRkSpKxgsk
gJn81ivTXZg
1zOUvxOzxZM
DQNm-P_1VVY
#100- #80 (meh)
MAIyM8IuSu0
queen of dubstep!!!!
omGxr4BnY5A
the mariah influence came out
wyd9dP78s7M
the rolling hew?
abJSc6KY07M
the way cher was shaking
e4_hkDXX7nk
DPZWl1nOuTA
8g7VpewS_0U
k0dLuNNNk5A
T1qoWjzprsM
n1p8K7CdYVM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/eee613a7000aa62f2825daa085a09174/tenor.gif
mXbOgCia5d4
Iyp8RcOy1ec
cwmzlqipq7Y
jOLc8aIBFfI
fHPnGqXXUmI
Q4VK9_CfOLQ
28GfCg-JKeE
xd2dU2fqEnQ
kYtGl1dX5qI
the one and only time they worked together on something good
BeqjaN4UgUQ
#80- #60 (excellent)
3imhFvOZKz4
ybc06lenjUs
https://em.wattpad.com/b27b293783f5931af424b7f2465d968225b0b1ae/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f 776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f 7279496d6167652f486b46454355485764486a4350673d3d2d 3739353239393739332e313563653436323261346430333964 663838343731393836323534382e6a7067?s=fit&w=720&h=720
clwLKJ294u4
this collab deserved better
PZYSiWHW8V0
darkchild remix slaps but overprotected is quite overrated by the fans sorry :blush:
IlV7RhT6zHs
s25OMP4Ww6Y
used to not like boys because i don't really rate parallel's productions (sweetner is ariana's worst album because of it) but idk i've warmed to this bop
aK3B8Afjal8
t0bPrt69rag
britney has said throughout her career, that she HATES sometimes but I don't care it's a classic
IgWJ2jy1Vy0
iconic, sorry i don't make the rules!
_MzumcY3lpk
eats up all i want for christmas is you a bit :eyes:
2iGAJi4mpEs
2jhcghC8a9g
dhP8Jx4kO5I
k3ydUPibWzk
glory's most underrated.
Yy5cKX4jBkQ
a smash uk number one hit! maybe the our country can serve some taste
lw0otc6dfl8
the closest we've got to a official britney and gaga collab :bawling:
wetUNl-C3II
4vvBAONkYwI
her most under looked music video for sure, inspired many female pop music videos today, most recent delicate by miss swift
yjG03-Z8cwU
tVoJAiygqi4
#60- #40 (yes bitch)
E8LG6SkXLmY
9VZG6mtrzro
5fF4n1p_yAU
SUtbqVVvc0c
B_oc7DHsmXo
6bGkEmtZGVE
I heard this forced xtina into early retirement?
Pp30_RrIWWg
jGoM7atmJJA
1. she looked STUNNING
2. the man is FIT
3. one of her best ballads
FTrRUbTHWb0
XBw0AcTyWv4
wNcZ6SSq49Q
ITuOddPeYoc
GEfHgDt6SVo
T-sxSd1uwoU
R60NQkzCHEg
_jxwQWVI-jA
-Edv8Onsrgg
lII_sdBMFQg
the bridge
https://media.giphy.com/media/2LaSLP1jfMpnW/giphy.gif
rYVZImW_S-k
the whitNEY vocals WHEW!
h1nrF7SGIbw
#40- #20 (pop excellence)
ZNAw3hCfgps
2RRY3OVqtwc
790lgFGKjns
NtjfRUBKvLc
jX6Bmoy4FFg
peaked top 70 on the charts despite not being a single, the would of been a hit :fist:
pt8VYOfr8To
easily her last big hit, everyone knows work bitch!
4rFzuc5Fhro
LEAK THE ORIGINAL DOLL
UOpR9k3WOdo
iZNTnTMJP28
this video would of been one of the best of her entire career.. the song is great, would of been higher if that video was actually official, ruins the song when I watch the actual video that was released :skull:
x3m0GVimn8k
eQFIKP9rGhQ
UmJIy6BTD_c
the way this should of been a single
https://i.imgur.com/LVGDzOY.gif
pus9ipccNM0
oaztL7X2eyY
https://media.giphy.com/media/O3HyHS8lgMSpW/giphy.gif
n-nsxLegmcg
lVhJ_A8XUgc
8H97TFiEXBw
https://i.giphy.com/xUA7b4IwOeBsQbUac0.gif
s6b33PTbGxk
...and the academy award goes to
SxJdLePvVDU
britney inventing PC music? a trendsetter (nothing but high praise for rolling stones best song of 2011)
cm7DAqz7iME
https://i.imgur.com/pZ2bSfb.gif
#20- #1 (this is a place for legends, okay?)
GsmZCd_SsTU
VikwNzcCNyQ
https://i.giphy.com/7BIgK6z2wYcOk.gif
8YzabSdk7ZA
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e0608435f4dd8f602d4775cce65c9cca/tenor.gif
AlWwPLRFJZw
glory era was so damn frustrating, mood ring was the best song on the album and her team made it a japanese bonus track :skull: this was exactly the sound britney should of been going for in 2016
C-u5WLJ9Yk4
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateExemplaryCoelacanth-size_restricted.gif
AJWtLf4-WWs
ppqnhkXJILQ
62G0WSnOp8Y
kBtBfGxNqpY
better then everytime idga
dIOH8Trfas4
literally makes the song her own!! only britney
CduA0TULnow
no pop girl has perfectly crafted their sophomore album like this...
RwljyjvohSo
imagine a britney album full of 80s inspired bops, her confessions era needs to be upon us
Mzybwwf2HoQ
another blueprint visual and song for the new pop girlies, an anthem
dgPoRi08pFk
LOZuxwVk7TU
most iconic pop song ever? dare I say more
gtZw6TtflJI
u4FF6MpcsRw
rMqayQ-U74s
the one and only comeback queen
elueA2rofoo
legendary.
tTxVmao5log
timeless could still be released today, I want an album full of slow serves like breathe on me
have a lil read girls
https://i.imgur.com/Qgy081m.gif
#140- #100 (trash)
o6c4VDr1yC4
arguably the worst thing she's ever done, the way this might of worked if they did a lil country song, jamie's market, but no this kidz bop auto tuned mess is what they delivered
bzmRNrbCl9E
MEMzb3M2aOU
https://i.imgur.com/lwv5FBp.gif
Qu-j1T3fza4
UgYkPXtQyqU
KBn9DfhijaA
the worst on her debut by a long mile, dated production even in 1999 :skull:
uV2uebhnqOw
hnZe4Z0grq4
qCADX5vBleA
oeOyoRfm8BI
this will i am collab foreshadowing some terrible music that's about to come in her next album
_rxgp7TJhUE
w3MRrIbqe-4
PctD-8y0FRg
the way this song was bad enough and britney had the nerve to put it on two albums
9jfdNe7wE1A
dsFmROsKJdc
uzDHH2QzAGY
DNy8M-gF880
uYcDNDfzOsc
oY4zmP5wmFI
IR8cPHfLuus
not really strong at all on it's own, but it's a perfect closing song for oops, which bases it's transitions of a teenager's romances
pGHgXiM4jV0
1Te3AHVfpUM
8HhPZW0KYUU
FryQsU9lYJA
zIMtAFnAB7I
2fEnuda2Z5c
7VwGx5HfUeU
U2L9otQDK-A
wGjhVLj-ytw
2IQgJx05JxE
would of been better without justin's background vocals :blush:
DzVCE0WWBx0
0aEnnH6t8Ts
0ykjrBF5rg8
qzU9OrZlKb8
Rh5XoRmcky8
eTo09S0cXtA
_nRkSpKxgsk
gJn81ivTXZg
1zOUvxOzxZM
DQNm-P_1VVY
#100- #80 (meh)
MAIyM8IuSu0
queen of dubstep!!!!
omGxr4BnY5A
the mariah influence came out
wyd9dP78s7M
the rolling hew?
abJSc6KY07M
the way cher was shaking
e4_hkDXX7nk
DPZWl1nOuTA
8g7VpewS_0U
k0dLuNNNk5A
T1qoWjzprsM
n1p8K7CdYVM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/eee613a7000aa62f2825daa085a09174/tenor.gif
mXbOgCia5d4
Iyp8RcOy1ec
cwmzlqipq7Y
jOLc8aIBFfI
fHPnGqXXUmI
Q4VK9_CfOLQ
28GfCg-JKeE
xd2dU2fqEnQ
kYtGl1dX5qI
the one and only time they worked together on something good
BeqjaN4UgUQ
#80- #60 (excellent)
3imhFvOZKz4
ybc06lenjUs
https://em.wattpad.com/b27b293783f5931af424b7f2465d968225b0b1ae/68747470733a2f2f73332e616d617a6f6e6177732e636f6d2f 776174747061642d6d656469612d736572766963652f53746f 7279496d6167652f486b46454355485764486a4350673d3d2d 3739353239393739332e313563653436323261346430333964 663838343731393836323534382e6a7067?s=fit&w=720&h=720
clwLKJ294u4
this collab deserved better
PZYSiWHW8V0
darkchild remix slaps but overprotected is quite overrated by the fans sorry :blush:
IlV7RhT6zHs
s25OMP4Ww6Y
used to not like boys because i don't really rate parallel's productions (sweetner is ariana's worst album because of it) but idk i've warmed to this bop
aK3B8Afjal8
t0bPrt69rag
britney has said throughout her career, that she HATES sometimes but I don't care it's a classic
IgWJ2jy1Vy0
iconic, sorry i don't make the rules!
_MzumcY3lpk
eats up all i want for christmas is you a bit :eyes:
2iGAJi4mpEs
2jhcghC8a9g
dhP8Jx4kO5I
k3ydUPibWzk
glory's most underrated.
Yy5cKX4jBkQ
a smash uk number one hit! maybe the our country can serve some taste
lw0otc6dfl8
the closest we've got to a official britney and gaga collab :bawling:
wetUNl-C3II
4vvBAONkYwI
her most under looked music video for sure, inspired many female pop music videos today, most recent delicate by miss swift
yjG03-Z8cwU
tVoJAiygqi4
#60- #40 (yes bitch)
E8LG6SkXLmY
9VZG6mtrzro
5fF4n1p_yAU
SUtbqVVvc0c
B_oc7DHsmXo
6bGkEmtZGVE
I heard this forced xtina into early retirement?
Pp30_RrIWWg
jGoM7atmJJA
1. she looked STUNNING
2. the man is FIT
3. one of her best ballads
FTrRUbTHWb0
XBw0AcTyWv4
wNcZ6SSq49Q
ITuOddPeYoc
GEfHgDt6SVo
T-sxSd1uwoU
R60NQkzCHEg
_jxwQWVI-jA
-Edv8Onsrgg
lII_sdBMFQg
the bridge
https://media.giphy.com/media/2LaSLP1jfMpnW/giphy.gif
rYVZImW_S-k
the whitNEY vocals WHEW!
h1nrF7SGIbw
#40- #20 (pop excellence)
ZNAw3hCfgps
2RRY3OVqtwc
790lgFGKjns
NtjfRUBKvLc
jX6Bmoy4FFg
peaked top 70 on the charts despite not being a single, the would of been a hit :fist:
pt8VYOfr8To
easily her last big hit, everyone knows work bitch!
4rFzuc5Fhro
LEAK THE ORIGINAL DOLL
UOpR9k3WOdo
iZNTnTMJP28
this video would of been one of the best of her entire career.. the song is great, would of been higher if that video was actually official, ruins the song when I watch the actual video that was released :skull:
x3m0GVimn8k
eQFIKP9rGhQ
UmJIy6BTD_c
the way this should of been a single
https://i.imgur.com/LVGDzOY.gif
pus9ipccNM0
oaztL7X2eyY
https://media.giphy.com/media/O3HyHS8lgMSpW/giphy.gif
n-nsxLegmcg
lVhJ_A8XUgc
8H97TFiEXBw
https://i.giphy.com/xUA7b4IwOeBsQbUac0.gif
s6b33PTbGxk
...and the academy award goes to
SxJdLePvVDU
britney inventing PC music? a trendsetter (nothing but high praise for rolling stones best song of 2011)
cm7DAqz7iME
https://i.imgur.com/pZ2bSfb.gif
#20- #1 (this is a place for legends, okay?)
GsmZCd_SsTU
VikwNzcCNyQ
https://i.giphy.com/7BIgK6z2wYcOk.gif
8YzabSdk7ZA
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e0608435f4dd8f602d4775cce65c9cca/tenor.gif
AlWwPLRFJZw
glory era was so damn frustrating, mood ring was the best song on the album and her team made it a japanese bonus track :skull: this was exactly the sound britney should of been going for in 2016
C-u5WLJ9Yk4
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UnfortunateExemplaryCoelacanth-size_restricted.gif
AJWtLf4-WWs
ppqnhkXJILQ
62G0WSnOp8Y
kBtBfGxNqpY
better then everytime idga
dIOH8Trfas4
literally makes the song her own!! only britney
CduA0TULnow
no pop girl has perfectly crafted their sophomore album like this...
RwljyjvohSo
imagine a britney album full of 80s inspired bops, her confessions era needs to be upon us
Mzybwwf2HoQ
another blueprint visual and song for the new pop girlies, an anthem
dgPoRi08pFk
LOZuxwVk7TU
most iconic pop song ever? dare I say more
gtZw6TtflJI
u4FF6MpcsRw
rMqayQ-U74s
the one and only comeback queen
elueA2rofoo
legendary.
tTxVmao5log
timeless could still be released today, I want an album full of slow serves like breathe on me