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Redway
12-06-2020, 06:26 PM
And by that I mean what the most fragile and pointless gender expectations for men have been (aside from the major destructive ones) by narrow mid-20th century ideas of masculine behaviour.
1. A bro. never wears pink (even though pink was the quintessentially masculine colour pre-1950s).
2. A bro. never gives another bro. silent treatment.
3. A bro.’s never required to remember another bro.’s birthday.
4. A bro. never looks another bro. in the eye when either of them are eating a banana.
5. A bro. doesn’t grow his hair out past a certain point (that expectation didn’t exist pre-1950s either).
That’s my own. I’m sure certain males of the baby boomer generation won’t agree but baby boomers are called baby boomers for a reason. Most of those rigid masculine stereotypes didn’t exist before the mid-20th century.
1. A bro. never wears pink (even though pink was the quintessentially masculine colour pre-1950s).
2. A bro. never gives another bro. silent treatment.
3. A bro.’s never required to remember another bro.’s birthday.
4. A bro. never looks another bro. in the eye when either of them are eating a banana.
5. A bro. doesn’t grow his hair out past a certain point (that expectation didn’t exist pre-1950s either).
Half of the ten commandments there :clap2:
Crimson Dynamo
12-06-2020, 08:01 PM
How dare colours not mean the same 50 to a hundred years later
I mean whst the actual
:joker:
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:02 PM
A bro. never looks another bro. in the eye when either of them are eating a banana.
I did this to one of my colleagues whilst he was on the phone once (I like shoved half the banana down my throat) and he had to turn away to stop himself from laughing so I think they like this one
armand.kay
12-06-2020, 08:06 PM
the whole “you can’t suck your mates off” has always seemed dumb to me
Babayaro.
12-06-2020, 08:09 PM
pinks my favourite colour
armand.kay
12-06-2020, 08:11 PM
do men actually follow that no pink rule like that sounds dumb as hell
Babayaro.
12-06-2020, 08:13 PM
do men actually follow that no pink rule like that sounds dumb as hell
some do and it's tragic
armand.kay
12-06-2020, 08:13 PM
no pink rule was cancelled when cam’ron pulled up in the pink furs and flip phone
Crimson Dynamo
12-06-2020, 08:16 PM
Girls do want men to look like men, that hasn't changed
Babayaro.
12-06-2020, 08:16 PM
Girls do want men to look like men, that hasn't changed
Who said it did?
Cherie
12-06-2020, 08:17 PM
And by that I mean what the most fragile and pointless and gender expectations for men have been (aside from the major destructive ones) by narrow mid-20th century ideas of masculine behaviour.
1. A bro. never wears pink (even though pink was the quintessentially masculine colour pre-1950s).
2. A bro. never gives another bro. silent treatment.
3. A bro.’s never required to remember another bro.’s birthday.
4. A bro. never looks another bro. in the eye when either of them are eating a banana.
5. A bro. doesn’t grow his hair out past a certain point (that expectation didn’t exist pre-1950s either).
I’m sure certain males of the baby boomer generation won’t agree but baby boomers are called baby boomers for a reason. Most of those rigid masculine stereotypes didn’t exist before the mid-20th century.
how do you account for the hippies then :skull:
and the mullet lol
Crimson Dynamo
12-06-2020, 08:18 PM
Girls do want men to look like men, that hasn't changed
Only you
For some reason
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:19 PM
how do you account for the hippies then :skull:
and the mullet lol
Hippies aren’t bros
armand.kay
12-06-2020, 08:19 PM
if you’re not ugly i doubt wearing pink is gonna stop you from getting a date
Liam-
12-06-2020, 08:23 PM
Some men look great in pink
Girls do want men to look like men, that hasn't changed
Rite
Crimson Dynamo
12-06-2020, 08:29 PM
I have 2 polo shirts in pink
Redway
12-06-2020, 08:29 PM
Straight men are clowns this is not new my love
I’d be inclined to agree but I’m straight myself. Men oozing in white male baby boomer mentality are trash for sure.
Babayaro.
12-06-2020, 08:30 PM
Only you
For some reason
When?
And by that I mean what the most fragile and pointless and gender expectations for men have been (aside from the major destructive ones) by narrow mid-20th century ideas of masculine behaviour.
1. A bro. never wears pink (even though pink was the quintessentially masculine colour pre-1950s).
2. A bro. never gives another bro. silent treatment.
3. A bro.’s never required to remember another bro.’s birthday.
4. A bro. never looks another bro. in the eye when either of them are eating a banana.
5. A bro. doesn’t grow his hair out past a certain point (that expectation didn’t exist pre-1950s either).
I’m sure certain males of the baby boomer generation won’t agree but baby boomers are called baby boomers for a reason. Most of those rigid masculine stereotypes didn’t exist before the mid-20th century.
Yet here you are in 2020 mentioning it, so perhaps the same problems are happening now in your examples directed directly at baby boomers:shrug:
Redway
12-06-2020, 08:31 PM
Girls do want men to look like men, that hasn't changed
There was a time high heels and pink were befitting of men only. Heterosexual gender attraction mightn’t have changed but perceptions of masculine and feminine characteristics definitely have.
Cherie
12-06-2020, 08:32 PM
Hippies aren’t bros
I’d be inclined to agree but I’m straight myself. Men oozing in white male baby boomer mentality are trash for sure.
completely confused so are we talking about black or white men, or both?
Redway
12-06-2020, 08:33 PM
how do you account for the hippies then :skull:
and the mullet lol
I meant to add unless he belongs to a certain subculture.
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:35 PM
completely confused so are we talking about black or white men, or both?
What does race have to do with it? :umm2:
Cherie
12-06-2020, 08:35 PM
I meant to add unless he belongs to a certain subculture.
oh tell Smithy, he is one of the sub culture
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:35 PM
I’d be inclined to agree but I’m straight myself. Men oozing in white male baby boomer mentality are trash for sure.
Sorry no, it’s all of you I don’t make the rules
Redway
12-06-2020, 08:35 PM
completely confused so are we talking about black or white men, or both?
A bit of both.
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:36 PM
oh tell Smithy, he is one of the sub culture
I’m a Dom now actually
Cherie
12-06-2020, 08:37 PM
What does race have to do with it? :umm2:
you said bros cant be hippys….I assumed you meant only white men were hippys :shrug: maybe explain yourself better
Reaching...when you should be social distancing should be a new infraction offence, imo.
Cherie
12-06-2020, 08:38 PM
What does race have to do with it? :umm2:
A bit of both.
yep see Smithy I understood what was going on, listen to Mama Cherie in future
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:39 PM
Mama or nana?
Captain.Remy
12-06-2020, 08:39 PM
The biggest to me is not talking about your feelings, what bothers you, mental issues, what's going on in your home etc just for the sake of "we are bros so we have to be tough". Depression, body issues, rape etc are not just "girl" stuff we swipe under the carpet.
I've been playing rugby since I was 7, I know all about this, the "bro" life and the codes that go with it.
And that sucks because we have to do better than that, we NEED to look after each other and that implies going the extra mile with your "tough looking" friends. That can spare years of alcoholism, depression, abuse in the relationships.
So yeah, the "no pink" or "the banana rule" are the "dumb" part, but really letting go and talking about what happens in your head is the most important one of all. Talking about it doesn't make you fragile. I wish some "bros" I knew realized that.
Smithy
12-06-2020, 08:40 PM
That’s a joke before anyone flips!
Redway
12-06-2020, 08:44 PM
The biggest to me is not talking about your feelings, what bothers you, mental issues, what's going on in your home etc just for the sake of "we are bros so we have to be tough". Depression, body issues, rape etc are not just "girl" stuff we swipe under the carpet.
I've been playing rugby since I was 7, I know all about this, the "bro" life and the codes that go with it.
And that sucks because we have to do better than that, we NEED to look after each other and that implies going the extra mile with your "tough looking" friends. That can spare years of alcoholism, depression, abuse in the relationships.
So yeah, the "no pink" or "the banana rule" are the "dumb" part, but really letting go and talking about what happens in your head is the most important one of all. Talking about it doesn't make you fragile. I wish some "bros" I knew realized that.
That’s a good point but I wanted to avoid any direct suggestions of mental health in this thread. That’s why I kept it to dumb bro. codes.
yep see Smithy I understood what was going on, listen to Mama Cherie in future
Can I call you auntie?
Captain.Remy
12-06-2020, 08:53 PM
That’s a good point but I wanted to avoid any direct suggestions of mental health in this thread. That’s why I kept it to dumb bro. codes.
Ok well, I will add the "no homo" rule.
You knew you wanted me when you saw me in the shower after rugby practice, so don't "no homo" me after you got it. Don't be lying. :joker:
I once heard the "Bros don't use umbrellas" one because umbrellas look gay.
Cherie
12-06-2020, 08:56 PM
Auntie, Nana, Mama, Miss, Mrs, Ms call me what you like :laugh:
What if pink isn't your colour?
The biggest to me is not talking about your feelings, what bothers you, mental issues, what's going on in your home etc just for the sake of "we are bros so we have to be tough". Depression, body issues, rape etc are not just "girl" stuff we swipe under the carpet.
I've been playing rugby since I was 7, I know all about this, the "bro" life and the codes that go with it.
And that sucks because we have to do better than that, we NEED to look after each other and that implies going the extra mile with your "tough looking" friends. That can spare years of alcoholism, depression, abuse in the relationships.
So yeah, the "no pink" or "the banana rule" are the "dumb" part, but really letting go and talking about what happens in your head is the most important one of all. Talking about it doesn't make you fragile. I wish some "bros" I knew realized that.
Do them at training.tell them as you pin them to the pitch with your straight arm gripping the collar of their training top...roar it in their faces.
Rugby players are usually dicks though, so perhaps judge your own situation..
I'm also sorry I didn't get what this thread was all about to begin with..
It is interesting cause I laugh with my workmates about my pink shirt, I obviously call it cerise...and I do probably imitate my mate Jamie's voice because I feel as though they judge me on my pink lacoste shirt...does it bother me that I'm making their minds think I'm acting like a gay person they dont know that just happens to be a friend of mine..no....No it doesn't..
He deserves it.
You may think, yeah..but what about jamie who doesn't know this...well if anything I feel like I'm doing it because of him, because of how he is, like a tribute sort of thing.
Cause I know I love him to bits; but I also know I've been in the company of some really annoying gay blokes who think their sexuality makes them flamboyant.
Redway
13-06-2020, 11:06 PM
And by that I mean what the most fragile and pointless gender expectations for men have been (aside from the major destructive ones) by narrow mid-20th century ideas of masculine behaviour.
1. A bro. never wears pink (even though pink was the quintessentially masculine colour pre-1950s).
2. A bro. never gives another bro. silent treatment.
3. A bro.’s never required to remember another bro.’s birthday.
4. A bro. never looks another bro. in the eye when either of them are eating a banana.
5. A bro. doesn’t grow his hair out past a certain point (that expectation didn’t exist pre-1950s either).
That’s my own. I’m sure certain males of the baby boomer generation won’t agree but baby boomers are called baby boomers for a reason. Most of those rigid masculine stereotypes didn’t exist before the mid-20th century.
6. A real bro. never uses a wallet or gets a phone cover unless it’s one of a football club.
Oliver_W
13-06-2020, 11:24 PM
There was a time high heels and pink were befitting of men only.
ish. They've been dipping in and out between being for both genders and only women since they existed. Roman hookers used to wear high heels, for example.
http://www.shoeshistoryfacts.com/high-heeled-shoe-history/history-of-high-heeled-shoes/
Oliver_W
13-06-2020, 11:25 PM
you said bros cant be hippys….I assumed you meant only white men were hippys :shrug: maybe explain yourself better
I think it means bros as in "male friends" rather than ... bruvvahs :laugh:
caprimint
13-06-2020, 11:38 PM
I have 2 polo shirts in pink
:clap1:
I once heard the "Bros don't use umbrellas" one because umbrellas look gay.
Bros who use umbrellas >>>
But yeah I hate the pink one most, it's so dumb
Oliver_W
13-06-2020, 11:41 PM
I'd look a right Fairy Poppins if I had an umbrella ...
Oliver_W
16-06-2020, 01:32 PM
Y'know I wonder when short hair=male thing came about.
Portraits and stuff of old kings and queens, the males nearly always had longer hair...
The Slim Reaper
16-06-2020, 01:35 PM
Y'know I wonder when short hair=male thing came about.
Portraits and stuff of old kings and queens, the males nearly always had longer hair...
They didn't have Toni&Guy in the 15th century, which is why wigs were often the hair fashion choice of heirs.
Oliver_W
16-06-2020, 01:37 PM
They didn't have Toni&Guy in the 15th century, which is why wigs were often the hair fashion choice of heirs.
:laugh:
Maybe it does have something to do with electric razors.
Marsh.
16-06-2020, 04:18 PM
you said bros cant be hippys….I assumed you meant only white men were hippys :shrug: maybe explain yourself better
Why would he mean only white people can be hippies?
Redway
14-08-2020, 10:44 PM
the whole “you can’t suck your mates off” has always seemed dumb to me
It's not really considering most lads and men are straight.
Withano
14-08-2020, 10:56 PM
I follow all of these religiously. Stop attacking me bro’s
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