Amy
20-06-2007, 05:26 PM
Laura and Seány wind Brian up...
Laura and Seány decided to make mangle-related mischief with Brian today - and surprisingly, he fell for all the pranksters' porkies.
Brian set off the japes by complaining about the mangle. "Why don't they give us a washing machine?" he moaned. "This is so unfair!"
"In my house anyway, I have a mangle and not a washing machine," Laura informed him. "I live in Wales."
"They don't have electricity in Wales," Seány lamented.
Brian was shocked. "Really? Shut up. I was told that was the place to go!"
The pair of jokers shook their heads sadly.
"In Ireland, we have a hole in the ground for a toilet," Seány sighed. "We just cover it in sand."
"That's better than my toilet," Laura argued. "I've gotta clean it out!"
"Can't you ask Tony Blair to help you out?" asked an appalled Brian. But the dastardly duo shook their heads.
"No, he's too busy," Seány explained.
"But it's their fault though!" Brian cried, outraged. "It's better than going to the toilet in a hole in the ground!"
"We're used to it," the two chorused.
Guess Brian had better get used to their geographical jokes...
Article Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=7061&housemateId=)
Laura and Seány decided to make mangle-related mischief with Brian today - and surprisingly, he fell for all the pranksters' porkies.
Brian set off the japes by complaining about the mangle. "Why don't they give us a washing machine?" he moaned. "This is so unfair!"
"In my house anyway, I have a mangle and not a washing machine," Laura informed him. "I live in Wales."
"They don't have electricity in Wales," Seány lamented.
Brian was shocked. "Really? Shut up. I was told that was the place to go!"
The pair of jokers shook their heads sadly.
"In Ireland, we have a hole in the ground for a toilet," Seány sighed. "We just cover it in sand."
"That's better than my toilet," Laura argued. "I've gotta clean it out!"
"Can't you ask Tony Blair to help you out?" asked an appalled Brian. But the dastardly duo shook their heads.
"No, he's too busy," Seány explained.
"But it's their fault though!" Brian cried, outraged. "It's better than going to the toilet in a hole in the ground!"
"We're used to it," the two chorused.
Guess Brian had better get used to their geographical jokes...
Article Channel 4 (http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/news/newsstory.jsp?id=7061&housemateId=)