aLCOHOL HAND WASH AND CUTS

[Crimson Dynamo]

I sliced a sliver of skin off the side of my finger last night peeling a carrot, it bled like a bastard

so today i wnt to Tesco and took a big squirt of the hand sanitiser and

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:bawling::bawling:

it was SO sore

[Kate!]

Aargh. Thats awful. Poor LT.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I didnt cry tho

[Kate!]

I didnt cry tho

Brave LT.

[Cherie]

I knew I heard howling

[Barry.]

I knew I heard howling

Oh was that him?

[thesheriff443]

I didnt cry tho

I heard you start crying when its time to pay at the tills

[thesheriff443]

Mean while farmer cuts his hand off in a machine, picks it up walks home and phones for an ambulance.

Do shape up lt.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Mean while farmer cuts his hand off in a machine, picks it up walks home and phones for an ambulance.

Do shape up lt.

:nono:

it stung all the way to the magazine aisle

i could barely pick up my copy of Webuser

[thesheriff443]

:nono:

it stung all the way to the magazine aisle

i could barely pick up my copy of Webuser

Was it your wanking hand

[Crimson Dynamo]

Was it your wanking hand

:bawling:

[Oliver_W]

I sometimes tear off the skin on my fingers near the nails, so yeah I know this pain well.

[Josy]

Do you not have a veg peeler?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Do you not have a veg peeler?

i am not pandering to a root vegetable

[Josy]

i am not pandering to a root vegetableWhy should your finger suffer due to that stubborn attitude though :idc:

[thesheriff443]

Why should your finger suffer due to that stubborn attitude though :idc:

He is so stubborn, he probably ain’t got all of his fingers.

[Marsh.]

Do you not have a veg peeler?

He still has a toaster that his great great great great grandad thought was old hat in his kitchen. Of course he doesn't have a veg peeler.

[Crimson Dynamo]

my finger falls in line with my other appendages