If you were to be reincarnated as an animal

[Smithy]

What would you want to be and why?

[Morgan.]

@mods I think Smithy’s account has been hacked by reecejackox

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Dragon

[user104658]

What would you want to be and why?

Summat like a hawk, falcon, eagle... a fast bird of prey basically because flying seems like it would be pretty fun but I don't want to be some annoying bastard like a seagull or pigeon.

[Niamh.]

A dolphin because they're pretty much top of the food chain at sea, they're intelligent, they look like they have a great laugh in the water, also I like water

[The Slim Reaper]

One of the big cats. Probably a leopard or tiger.

[joeysteele]

Maybe an Owl.

[Smithy]

@mods I think Smithy’s account has been hacked by reecejackox

:hee:

[Kate!]

Cat

[Captain.Remy]

A dolphin because they're pretty much top of the food chain at sea, they're intelligent, they look like they have a great laugh in the water, also I like water

They're also rapists and aggressive.:shrug: I hate them.

I would like to be a fast bird of prey too. You know, doing bad boy stuff and flying over incredible landscapes.
Or a snow lynx, they're fierce and don't give a f!ck.

[Cal.]

Elephant I think

[Dogeatdog]

I’d be an African Grey Parrot since that way I can sing, dance and still talk to people (and take the piss out of them without them really knowing :laugh:) and if they start to annoy me I can just fly away.

[Smithy]

Elephant I think

Not much of a change in that one!

[MTVN]

Koala bear, 20 hours of blissful sleep every day

[Niamh.]

They're also rapists and aggressive.:shrug: I hate them.

I would like to be a fast bird of prey too. You know, doing bad boy stuff and flying over incredible landscapes.
Or a snow lynx, they're fierce and don't give a f!ck.

How can you hate Dolphins?! :oh: What do you mean they're rapists? Aren't most animals rapists technically speaking? I mean you've said you don't like Dolphins because they're aggressive but then chose 2 other predators as your animal one because it's fierce and doesn't give a ****.....bit hypocritical there :idc:

[The Slim Reaper]

Niamh being pro-rape because she likes dolphins is not something I expected when I read the thread title.

[Niamh.]

Niamh being pro-rape because she likes dolphins is not something I expected when I read the thread title.

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

Elephant I think

Well.... that's handy...

[Marsh.]

They're also rapists and aggressive.:shrug: I hate them.

I would like to be a fast bird of prey too. You know, doing bad boy stuff and flying over incredible landscapes.
Or a snow lynx, they're fierce and don't give a f!ck.

:suspect:

[MTVN]

Niamh being pro-rape because she likes dolphins is not something I expected when I read the thread title.

:joker:

[Ammi]

...I’d like to be a tiger...well, I’d like to be THE tiger who knows for sure, the fate of Carole Baskin’s husband....*licks her lips..*...

[Cal.]

Not much of a change in that one!

Well.... that's handy...

STOP IT! STOP IT now!

[LukeB]

Penguin

[Captain.Remy]

How can you hate Dolphins?! :oh: What do you mean they're rapists? Aren't most animals rapists technically speaking? I mean you've said you don't like Dolphins because they're aggressive but then chose 2 other predators as your animal one because it's fierce and doesn't give a ****.....bit hypocritical there :idc:

OK it's not that deep :joker: I mean, it's science, I don't make things up. I've seen the videos, it's terrible.
I don't like them, never liked them, won't ever like them.
For my choices, I think both are classier in my opinion. A snow lynx is so cute! And obviously a bird of prey because I can't be a pigeon or a seagull.

Or maybe a cat-owl. Everytime I see a collage of a cat and an owl mixed together it's hilarious.

You will make a cute dolphin I'm sure.

[Niamh.]

OK it's not that deep :joker: I mean, it's science, I don't make things up. I've seen the videos, it's terrible.

I don't like them, never liked them, won't ever like them.

For my choices, I think both are classier in my opinion. A snow lynx is so cute! And obviously a bird of prey because I can't be a pigeon or a seagull.



Or maybe a cat-owl. Everytime I see a collage of a cat and an owl mixed together it's hilarious.



You will make a cute dolphin I'm sure.Thank you [emoji4]

[JerseyWins]

The Meow Meow

[Shaun]

I wanna be a secretary bird, wandering about stomping on nasty snakes

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(ik the snakes in this video are fake but shush)

[Babayaro.]

pig

[Captain.Remy]

The Meow Meow

So basically an italian-american cat from Jersey with an heavy accent :joker:

[Redway]

Maybe an Owl.

A dolphin because they're pretty much top of the food chain at sea, they're intelligent, they look like they have a great laugh in the water, also I like water

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[Jessica.]

cat because I feel really connected to cats