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arista
09-09-2020, 04:50 AM
http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/3407/production/_114291331_star.jpg

Kate!
09-09-2020, 05:48 AM
life without jammie dodgers. Oh nooooo. Xx

MB.
09-09-2020, 05:55 AM
If TiBB were a site frequented by adults this would be a thread about how the workers at the factory makes jammie dodgers are underpaid and are therefore having to strike, but nope

Ammi
09-09-2020, 06:04 AM
...anyways, completely going off topic in the first few posts because I’m a bit of a jammy diverting dodger...there was a huge conversation yesterday in one of my WhatsApp groups about Jaffa cakes and are they a cake or are they a biscuit ...because one of the ladies had just baked some/home made etc...so that’s where the chat landed...no conclusion was to be had because we all exhausted ourselves...plus the lady who baked some, collapsed in a sugar rush half the way through.../...and some others left the conversation because of a gin rush....

Ammi
09-09-2020, 06:04 AM
If TiBB were a site frequented by adults this would be a thread about how the workers at the factory makes jammie dodgers are underpaid and are therefore having to strike, but nope

...if TiBB was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be...

Mitchell
09-09-2020, 08:29 AM
...if TiBB was a biscuit, what biscuit would it be...

A ****ing garibaldi

arista
09-09-2020, 08:31 AM
If TiBB were a site frequented by adults this would be a thread about how the workers at the factory makes jammie dodgers are underpaid and are therefore having to strike, but nope


Rubbish
they are lucky to have a Job.

user104658
09-09-2020, 08:32 AM
Is The Star just flat out trolling chavs these days? :joker:. "We know what you guys like! Hating on Meghan Markle... and cheap biscuits."

arista
09-09-2020, 08:33 AM
life without jammie dodgers. Oh nooooo. Xx



Yes a Paper for you.

arista
09-09-2020, 08:35 AM
Is The Star just flat out trolling chavs these days? :joker:. "We know what you guys like! Hating on Meghan Markle... and cheap biscuits."



Yes a strange Front Page
it is a chav type paper


Below the Sun.


Good having a Seagull attacking the PM

Marsh.
09-09-2020, 09:24 AM
"We got your 2.4m"

:joker: As if it isn't laughable enough they think they had any involvement at all they're pretending the public will see a penny of any of that money. :laugh2: Well done, you 'helped' save the Queen a few extra mill.

Ammi
09-09-2020, 09:30 AM
"We got your 2.4m"

:joker: As if it isn't laughable enough they think they had any involvement at all they're pretending the public will see a penny of any of that money. :laugh2: Well done, you 'helped' save the Queen a few extra mill.

...and this is Jammie Dodger related because...????

Ammi
09-09-2020, 09:31 AM
...and also inclusive of Wagon Wheels, obviously../...disclaimer..

Marsh.
09-09-2020, 09:33 AM
...and this is Jammie Dodger related because...????

:oh:

Ammi
09-09-2020, 09:38 AM
:oh:

...oh I see, it actually does relate...I hadn’t actually looked at the headline ...the title said Jammie Dodgers/Wagon Wheels but my head said Jaffa Cakes so I didn’t really absorb it...I thought you had meant to post in the Meghan and Harry thread....ooops...okay, so you’re right where you meant to be...:love:...

Marsh.
09-09-2020, 10:15 AM
...oh I see, it actually does relate...I hadn’t actually looked at the headline ...the title said Jammie Dodgers/Wagon Wheels but my head said Jaffa Cakes so I didn’t really absorb it...I thought you had meant to post in the Meghan and Harry thread....ooops...okay, so you’re right where you meant to be...:love:...

:hee:

Ammi
09-09-2020, 11:51 AM
:hee:

...hush up you...:laugh:..

user104658
09-09-2020, 01:33 PM
Harry and Meg are far too classy for filfy wagon wheels. They MIGHT be tempted by an occasional Jammie Dodger.

Of course they eat Jaffa Cakes because those are well posh.

Jessica.
09-09-2020, 02:12 PM
Eat an apple

The Slim Reaper
09-09-2020, 02:16 PM
As long as hobnobs aren't endangered, all is well with the world.

Dogeatdog
09-09-2020, 02:49 PM
I always find it amusing how the other newspapers headlines are somewhat serious whilst the Daily Star’s reads how they saved us a shortage on Jammie Dodgers and how to fight of seagulls :laugh:

The Slim Reaper
09-09-2020, 02:51 PM
I always find it amusing how the other newspapers headlines are somewhat serious whilst the Daily Star’s reads how they saved us a shortage on Jammie Dodgers and how to fight of seagulls :laugh:

Everyone laughs until they're attacked by a seagull. :smug:

Denver
09-09-2020, 02:52 PM
I can remember the time I had a fist fight with a seagull

user104658
09-09-2020, 03:25 PM
A bloody MASSIVE seagull flew into my back when I was walking down the street as a teenager. I thought someone had thrown a brick or a full bottle of juice at me or something, it ****ing hurt, those bastards are huge.

arista
09-09-2020, 03:46 PM
A bloody MASSIVE seagull flew into my back when I was walking down the street as a teenager. I thought someone had thrown a brick or a full bottle of juice at me or something, it ****ing hurt, those bastards are huge.


Yes they are Big.