Iris Jones, 81 and Mohamed Ahmed Irbriham, 36 says she no longer needs KY jelly,

[arista]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/01/26/09/23883914-7930801-image-a-1_1580030405599.jpg
Photo from last year.



They were Live in Cairo
On ITV1HD this morning


Last time she was in the Studio
saying you used a tube of KY jelly.


Mohamed said last time she got too Graphic.

She flew over to Egypt in November to meet him in person and was smitten
The couple wanted to marry in Cairo, but still trying to get the right
paperwork.

[Speaking to Sunday People, the former cleaner,
who lives off her state pension and
disability benefit, said: 'If he's marrying me for my fortune he'll
be sadly disappointed, because I live on a pension.
'I've spent years making other people happy,
now I just want to marry the man I love before I die.']

Mohamed also insists their relationship is genuine and said that 'love has no age'.




They Appear Happy

[smudgie]

Urghh, stomache churning.

[arista]

Urghh, stomache churning.

Last year
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article21359378.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/2_iris3ed.jpg

[bots]

Did she escape the clutches of Wayne Rooney?

[Cherie]

Urghh, stomache churning.

seconded

what use is this news to us?

[user104658]

I don't generally have a huge issue with age gaps unless one is really young (say 16 - 21), I wouldn't personally be comfortable with a large gap but each to their own... however... 81 ffs :joker:.

[MB.]

I just went to check and the fact that "we used a whole tube of KY Jelly" happened this year surely has to be proof that time is a construct

[Ammi]

...how nice...

[Kizzy]

Why is this news? 2 adults get married.

[Liam-]

Call me ageist it’s whatever idc, but old people talking so vividly about sex is disgusting

[Kate!]

Its like Deirdre Barlow and Samir all over again. Yuck.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Holy Mother of God D:

it would be like shagging a Ryvita!

[Cherie]

Call me ageist it’s whatever idc, but old people talking so vividly about sex is disgusting

any age talking vividly about sex is disgusting unless its a specific forum for discussion or something

[Cherie]

Holy Mother of God D:

it would be like shagging a Ryvita!

:joker:

[Kizzy]

Call me ageist it’s whatever idc, but old people talking so vividly about sex is disgusting
Ageist.

[Kate!]

Holy Mother of God D:

it would be like shagging a Ryvita!

:laugh:

[Liam-]

any age talking vividly about sex is disgusting unless its a specific forum for discussion or something

Well yes, it’s gross, but it’s even worse when old people do it, imagine hearing nanna talk about how wet she gets, It’s so weird

[arista]

Why is this news? 2 adults get married.


Its News
as they have not been able to Marry

[arista]

Call me ageist it’s whatever idc, but old people talking so vividly about sex is disgusting


You will get over it.

[Cherie]

Well yes, it’s gross, but it’s even worse when old people do it, imagine hearing nanna talk about how wet she gets, It’s so weird

that is just ageist, it's no worst than two people sucking the faces of each other on the bus or going into graphic detail of how they do it :skull:

[Cherie]

Its News
as they have not been able to Marry

are you concerned about this Arista? and that is not the title of the thread :skull:

[arista]

are you concerned about this Arista? and that is not the title of the thread :skull:




I am just reporting the Facts.

[bots]

I am just reporting the Facts.

number of ky jelly tubes purchased today 200
number of applications 802

[Cherie]

number of ky jelly tubes purchased today 200
number of applications 802

:joker:

[Cherie]

I am just reporting the Facts.

They are not facts, she could be lying :hee:

[UserSince2005]

drippin

[Kazanne]

Holy Mother of God D:

it would be like shagging a Ryvita!

How do you know what shagging a Ryvita is like LT ?:laugh: it would need some butter on i thnk :hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

How do you know what shagging a Ryvita is like LT ?:laugh: it would need some butter on i thnk :hehe:

Well he does look like a total Anchor